A Nigerian prophet, Goodheart Val Aloysius has issued a threat to insensitive members.

If you are on this table, catch your sub and change your ways.

He seems to be a busy prophet. There is always one prosperity-themed-program or the other.

Lol

Ole pastor,na the foolish people wen still take religion serious na them I blame

Lmao..

Is he feeling entitled?

Froshloaded:
Lmao..

Is he feeling entitled?

But think am na, how you go get 3 cars and your daddy in the Lord go dey trek. E no balance.

pocohantas:


But think am na, how you go get 3 cars and your daddy in the Lord go dey trek. E no balance.

No be pastor work for my money..

He should use the money from tithes and offerings to get a car.

Na which number o?

what!

I don't know why this man is controversial.

Omg

E get things wey demons go hear dem go say "the blood of Jesus"!

Na joke I dey joke oh!

Lazy man...na another man sweat he de eye. These are the kind of people Jesus was referring to when he said beware of wolves in sheep's clothing.

pocohantas:


He seems to be a busy prophet. There is always one prosperity-themed-program or the other.

Didn't his Bible tell him that covertousness is a sin before God?

All these charlatans camouflaging as men of God to milk the gullible. I don't blame them anyway. I blame those that give them a listening ear.

If you are among those saying 'touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm', better wakapass.
Don't expose your hypocrisy here.


Yahoo pastor on the beat.

Serioiously madness is near him Him don dey eye one member car be that O!! If I be that member I will report him to the police quickly, before kidnappers or robbers come after me

pocohantas:


But think am na, how you go get 3 cars and your daddy in the Lord go dey trek. E no balance.

If Jesus can trek, why can't he

pocohantas:


But think am na, how you go get 3 cars and your daddy in the Lord go dey trek. E no balance.

Make Daddy in the Lord come & do 9 - 5 abeg. Then after he has completed it the first month, he should come back & we can have a sit down.

One told me my full life's story & It was super accurate. Then he proceeded to asking me to sow my full month salary. I chuckled & told him Okay.

He felt I would be so blown away by hearing everything about my life from someone I never knew. Omo I downloaded TrueCaller & blocked him.

tosinhtml:


Make Daddy in the Lord come & do 9 - 5 abeg. Then afte
He felt I would be so blown away by hearing everything about my life from someone I never knew. Omo I downloaded TrueCaller & blocked him.

I won't be surprised if these pastors run background checks on their members then tag it prophesies afterwards

Bacteriologist:


I won't be surprised if these pastors run background checks on their members then tag it prophesies afterwards

Actually, he doesn't know me that well & never spoken to me before. People can tell you about your past/future through diabolical means that I have witnessed on many occasions so he own wasn't new at all. He even called the names of the ladies I have dated, i gave no one that info. So it was definitely not a background check, but that one no move me, I be Lagos boy!

pocohantas:


He seems to be a busy prophet. There is always one prosperity-themed-program or the other.

Good afternoon ma,
I know this is a wrong thing to do,but...


Please I'm writing this to you with a heavy heart and out of strong necessity since I've run out of options

I'm a biochemistry graduate of futa going for nysc in the next tomorrow,I've sorted a whole lot of bills and the only issue left is I'm having just 4,500 naira, I've just been deployed to katsina from Ibadan and its gonna cost me 13000, I'd like if you can assist me with anything to support me ma
Please

I do not want to create a thread on here and that is why I've decided to message you on a low

Please ma, help relief my despair, it'd really go a long way

Heroclitus:



Good afternoon ma,
I know this is a wrong thing to do,but...


Please I'm writing this to you with a heavy heart and out of strong necessity since I've run out of options

I'm a biochemistry graduate of futa going for nysc in the next tomorrow,I've sorted a whole lot of bills and the only issue left is I'm having just 4,500 naira, I've just been deployed to katsina from Ibadan and its gonna cost me 13000, I'd like if you can assist me with anything to support me ma
Please

I do not want to create a thread on here and that is why I've decided to message you on a low

Please ma, help relief my despair, it'd really go a long way

Below is my nysc callup letter as proof to support my claims

Pocohantas
What do you say about this, ma