Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Racoon(m): 12:18pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Notes From Atlanta
Saturday, November 28, 2020.
By Farooq A. Kperogi
Twitter: @farooqkperogi
The last few weeks have seen a curious resurgence of the preposterous conspiracy theory that Muhammadu Buhari has been dead and that it’s his body double that lives in Aso Rock. Readers of my column have invaded my email and social media inboxes with persistent requests for me to illuminate the ambiguities surrounding the existence or lack thereof of Buhari.
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I frankly thought the silliness and infantilism of the conspiracy theory of Buhari’s putative death was too apparent to deserve the attention of any serious person. In any case, I’d addressed this in a December 8, 2018 column titled, “Buhari: Not a Clone but a Clown” where I described it as an “insanely absurd IPOB whispering campaign” and as “so ludicrous, so off-the-wall, and so patently illogical that even acknowledging it would be an exercise in the legitimization of stupidity.”
I pointed out that the conspiracy theory gained some traction at the time “because it captures the vast disconnect between the Buhari Nigerians thought they elected in 2015 and the bungling, wimpy, aloof, unjust, and inept Buhari that we have as president now.
“Buhari had an unearned reputation as a firm, fearless, just, disciplined leader who was animated by a restless thirst to transform Nigeria, to build enduring institutions, to wipe out or at least minimize corruption, and to bequeath a legacy of justice, fair play, and national cohesion.
“But he has turned out to be an infirm leader who looks the other way when injustice is committed by his close associates, who disdains the poor, who defends and praises corruption when it’s committed by people who are loyal to him, who lies interminably, who has not a clue how to glue the nation and transform lives, and who is consumed by a monomaniacal obsession to perpetuate himself in power.
“For people who invested hopes in an idealized Buhari that never existed, the Buhari they see now is figuratively a clone. Even his wife, Aisha Buhari, casts him as a helpless, ineffective, and isolated leader who is held prisoner by an evil, sneaky, corrupt, vulturous, and conniving two-man cabal.”
What is driving the revival and intensifying mainstreaming of the notion that Buhari is dead and that a body double lives in Aso Rock to give cover to a cabal of larcenous rogues to plunder Nigeria’s wealth? I have two answers—three actually.
The first is what I adverted to in my December 2018 column, which is that Buhari isn’t in charge, merely holds the horns of the cow while others milk it, and is cognitively, symbolically, and politically absent. That is as good as being dead.
The second reason is that in the last few months, in momentous moments when even the most lethargic and disaffiliated leaders of nations are compelled to demonstrate that they are in charge, Buhari has always been missing.
When the new coronavirus officially became a pandemic in March and everyone in the world was spooked and wanted reassurance from their countries’ leaders, Buhari was missing. After enormous public pressure, his minders caused him to informally address the nation on March 22.
But although his speech was pre-recorded and lasted only a couple of seconds, he mispronounced COVID-19 as "Kovik one nine"! As I pointed out at the time, there was no sentient, living being on this earth— and certainly no world leader—who didn’t know that there was a global pandemic tipping over the world that was called the new coronavirus or COVID-19.
Again, during the #EndSARS revolt, which convulsed the foundations of Nigeria, Buhari was absent. Then on October 13, a video surfaced on the Internet of Lagos State governor Jide Sanwo-Olu briefing Buhari on what the Inspector General of Police was doing about the EndSARS protests. Buhari stood like a breathing, insentient mannequin and intermittently laughed vacuously.
More disturbingly, when Sanwo-Olu said the IGP recommended that governors set up commissions of inquiry into SARS brutality, Buhari interrupted him. “I said that,” he said and looked at Ibrahim Gambari, his Chief of Staff, for assurance. “I said that in my speech.” He hadn’t given any speech at the time.
But Ibrahim Gambari flashed a sheepish, fawning grin of dishonest, sycophantic approval of Buhari’s dementia-inflected mendacity. The video dramatized yet again the reality that Buhari is disconnected from reality and is barely aware of his own existence.
It wasn’t until October 22, after sustained public outrage, that Buhari was compelled to appear in a heavily edited, pre-recorded broadcast to talk about the EndSARS revolt, but the speech sidestepped the October 20 military-executed Lekki Massacre, the most distressing tragedy that had befallen the nation two days prior. Apparently, the speech had been recorded and edited days before it was broadcast, which explained why it wasn’t current.
Most importantly, unlike any president or head of state Nigeria ever had, Buhari studiously avoids the press. Or, more correctly, his minders studiously keep him away from the press. And they do so because any question-and-answer session with the press exposes Buhari’s irreversible mental degeneration.
For instance, an August 1 video of Buhari answering a question from a journalist about the revelations of colossal corruption at the Niger Delta Development Commission and the EFCC showed a man who was in the land of the living dead.
Instead of answering the question, Buhari went on an irrelevant rant about “TSA, Treasury Single Account where all the monies are taken, and I said that assets should be sold and the money be put through TSA Treasury Single Account so that it can be identified at any level, and I’ll see who will take it back again to those who misappropriate public funds.”
Buhari’s spokesman, Garba Shehu, was so embarrassed by the interview that he was caught on camera frantically telling the reporter to abruptly cut the video and stop the interview. That’s not the picture of a man who has control over his cognitive faculties.
The final reason the Buhari body double conspiracy has endured in spite of its implausibility is that there are actual historical cases of presidential body doubles in the world. For example, in British author W. Hugh Thomas’s 1996 book titled “Doppelgangers,” we learn that Adolf Hitler had a body double by the name of Gustav Weler who occasionally served as his decoy for security reasons.
The striking resemblance between Hitler and Weler ensured that the general population didn’t suspect when Weler represented Hitler at meetings and at formal occasions.
USSR leader Josef Stalin has also been recorded to have used body doubles to represent him at formal occasions. In 2008, then 88-year-old Russian man by the name of Felix Dadaev wrote a book in which he disclosed that he had acted as a body double for Stalin. He and Stalin shared a striking physical resemblance.
Saddam Hussein, Boris Yeltsin, and other world leaders had been said to have had body doubles merely as a decoy. But there is no record anywhere in the world that I know of where leaders die and are replaced by body doubles.
The truth is that even if they wanted to, Buhari’s inner circle is too incompetent to pull off putting a body double in Aso Rock to replace a supposedly dead Buhari. Incompetence is supposed to be the strong suit of the Buhari regime, but they've shown time and again that they are incredibly incompetent at even being incompetent!
Buhari appears to be dead and replaced by a body double because he is wracked by the ravages of dementia. His continued stay in Aso Rock in spite of his cognitive incapacities is the biggest con game in Nigeria’s political history. https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2020/11/wheres-buhari-is-that-body-double-in.html?m=1#.X8HbXKkx88o.twitter |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Racoon(m): 1:09pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Bubu have become an epitome of cluelessness. 1 Like |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Kloenboi: 1:22pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
I keep asking that the last time buhari went for medical treatment abroad is 2017. is there any info. in that regard? 1 Like |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by omenka(m): 1:29pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Typical musings of a Kanu slave. Regurgitating undigested stupidity since 1645.
What a shame.
Racoon, life must really suck for you. Must feel really terrible seeing ipob crumble before your very nose. The same criminal outfit you have been banking on to project your useless party and its candidates back to Aso Rock..
Shame on you and your kind. 1 Like |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Yujin(m): 1:38pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
The way Nigerians will be mocked in future ehn! Chai.... ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Their President died and was replaced without their knowledge. It's a big shame. 8 Likes |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by jubilee55f: 3:18pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
BUHARI MUST GO 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Nigeriabiafra80: 3:19pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
So you don’t know Buhari is no more... 4 Likes |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Racoon(m): 5:02pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
omenka: ...Regurgitating undigested stupidity since 1645.What a shame.Life must really suck for you.Must feel really terrible seeing ipob crumble before your very nose.
The same criminal outfit you have been banking on to project your useless party and its candidates back to Aso Rock.Shame on you and your kind. Guy your OCD is really taking its toll on you.The world is a large place with varying beliefs & worldviews.The fact that one believe in an ideology does not make such one a lesser mortal. Even satan have worshippers just as the good Lord also have.Hisbah police are embarking on all manners of weird exercise in northern Nigeria but that does not deter them from having followers.So what is your obsession about what I choose to believe or not? You're a well known for who you're on this forum but you still stick to your convictions.So dont die because of me. 8 Likes |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Racoon(m): 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
“But he has turned out to be an infirm leader who looks the other way when injustice is committed by his close associates, who disdains the poor, who defends and praises corruption when it’s committed by people who are loyal to him, who lies interminably, who has not a clue how to glue the nation and transform lives, and who is consumed by a monomaniacal obsession to perpetuate himself in power. 1 Like |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by MiztaSpark(m): 6:47pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
It is quite sad to see that just few weeks left to 2021 and so many people still want to carry their senseless character into 2021. I shame for naija youths and their low mentality. |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by helinues: 7:09pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Wail on..
3 more years to go.
Stupidity is not in respect of age |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by jlinkd78(m): 7:10pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
My own is when all these are settled and it turns out Kanu was right let no other person show up and drag d patency with him 4 Likes |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Gandollaar(f): 7:33pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Lol.. Buhari never knew what he was up against, now he knows better. His wife is even in the lead on exposing his clueless LoL ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Traininghub(f): 7:33pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
To the best of my knowledge, when people lead (presidents etc), they grow older a lot faster but our lovely president seems to grow younger, more handsome, agile and his skin looks and probably feels flawless and even fresher. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by tope777(m): 7:50pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Buhari was becoming younger because of the fruitfulness of our economy. The last Buhari that addresses the nation is at average of 55 years old.
Good morning Nigeria. |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by thunderfirebubu: 10:25pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
Mehn the author of this piece no get joy o. Too many insults |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by wingmanIII: 3:24am On Nov 29, 2020 |
omenka: Typical musings of a Kanu slave. Regurgitating undigested stupidity since 1645.
What a shame.
Racoon, life must really suck for you. Must feel really terrible seeing ipob crumble before your very nose. The same criminal outfit you have been banking on to project your useless party and its candidates back to Aso Rock..
Shame on you and your kind. I didn't know Farook Kperogi is Racoon. |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by slimfit1(m): 3:35am On Nov 29, 2020 |
It's a photoshop they always photoshop the terrorist. He is still alive. |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by jchioma: 8:14am On Nov 29, 2020 |
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Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by lastmessenger: 9:45am On Nov 29, 2020 |
Racoon:
Guy your OCD is really taking its toll on you.The world is a large place with varying beliefs & worldviews.The fact that one believe in an ideology does not make such one a lesser mortal.
Even satan have worshippers just as the god Lord.Hisbah police are embarking on all manners of weird exercise in northern Nigeria but that does not deter them from having followers.So what is your obsession about what I choose to believe or not? You're a well known for who you're on this forum but you stick to your convictions.Dont die because of me. Dont.die because of me. Very very nice advice and I hope he heed to it. 1 Like |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by lastmessenger: 9:47am On Nov 29, 2020 |
helinues: Wail on..
3 more years to go.
Stupidity is not in respect of age yeah 3 more years of the double body hiding in his other room abd avoiding his responsibility at all cost. 1 Like |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by tobechi74: 10:48am On Nov 29, 2020 |
After 2024, the truth will come out. Nnamdi Kalu promised to drop the Biafra agitation if false. But what if it is true? |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Racoon(m): 7:15pm On Nov 29, 2020 |
wingmanIII: I didn't know Farook Kperogi is Racoon. Nope! I am who I am-Racoon. |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Liposure: 7:24pm On Nov 29, 2020 |
Both Buhari and his clone has failed |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by wingmanIII: 8:31pm On Nov 29, 2020 |
Racoon: Nope! I am who I am-Racoon. . Ok. The imbecy I quoted made it seem you were the author of the article. |
Re: Where’s Buhari? Is That A Body Double In Aso Rock? by Racoon(m): 6:23am On Dec 01, 2020 |
Gandollaar: Lol..Buhari never knew what he was up against, now he knows better.His wife is even in the lead on exposing his clueless.. Time will surely tell.There is something is fishy.Imagine the woman have never said anything about all the raging controversies about the true personality of her so called husband.The man had a BD celebration in Aso Rock with no family member in attendance. |