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Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Perfectsouth(m): 3:32pm On Nov 30, 2020
grin
Back in the days, 1999 to 2015,there would have been merriment and expected bell jingling in the air but for this buhari Era, he be like say hoodlums don move all bells o..

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Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by nautybride: 3:32pm On Nov 30, 2020
grin
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by BruncleZuma: 3:33pm On Nov 30, 2020
Nothing concern this Coca-Cola invention with Saturnalia.
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by 123Map(m): 3:33pm On Nov 30, 2020
fvck:
Truth is Jesus is coming soon

Bleep angry
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Nobody: 3:33pm On Nov 30, 2020
AdaugoChisom:
Eyaaa, Igbo matter pain you die.
igbo. here igbo there
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by mar1juana: 3:33pm On Nov 30, 2020
XMASS sure Jare
We will ask Jaga-Bandit to act as our New Santa Claus

Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by dukeprince50: 3:34pm On Nov 30, 2020
lalasticlala check my last topic pls
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by ItsTutsi(m): 3:35pm On Nov 30, 2020
ikechukwu wants to disguise as a white man to avoid ibo suspicion.. but ones criminality is in ur DNA, u cant suppress it cheesy grin
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Diimtech: 3:37pm On Nov 30, 2020
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Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Bkayyy: 3:38pm On Nov 30, 2020
fvck:
Truth is Jesus is coming soon
To do what?
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by mt77: 3:39pm On Nov 30, 2020
HE is coming soon indeed.Repent tomorrow may be too late.
fvck:
Truth is Jesus is coming soon
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by lekbel09(m): 3:39pm On Nov 30, 2020
Y0rubakwe:


Igbo obsession.

It must suck not to be Igbo.

It must pain to be an afonja.

Inferiors will always be obsessed with their superiors.
how do you know he's an afonja lol
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by sammysneh(m): 3:41pm On Nov 30, 2020
sunshineV:
maybe na Righteousness89
Lol
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Kobicove(m): 3:42pm On Nov 30, 2020
What a year!
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Nobody: 3:46pm On Nov 30, 2020
This was at the anti-lockdown protest in central London on Saturday.
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by damdaar: 3:48pm On Nov 30, 2020
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Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Elvis778(m): 3:49pm On Nov 30, 2020
Kestolove:
Emeka go france go hustle as santa clause ND him papers na fake dats y dem gbai am
Lol, whiteman don turn Emeka....
you dey always dream IGBO for ur dream?

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Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by djflexcy: 3:50pm On Nov 30, 2020
Kestolove:
Emeka go france go hustle as santa clause ND him papers na fake dats y dem gbai am

This Emeka break your heart abi?

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Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by ComputerWiz007: 3:51pm On Nov 30, 2020
Kestolove:
Emeka go france go hustle as santa clause ND him papers na fake dats y dem gbai am
Is Emeka a white man??
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Akanoaaa(m): 3:52pm On Nov 30, 2020
kingxsamz:
... I swear, this life no balance.
Even Jesus too was arrested.
Sorry guys, no rapture for now, until Jesus is released in 2099.

You will just open your mouth and talk as if they use your brain to draw fuel from generator.
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by ivili(m): 3:52pm On Nov 30, 2020
fvck:
Truth is Jesus is coming soon
You mean that white guy,hasn't his race of people done enough damage to our people?
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Jabioro: 4:00pm On Nov 30, 2020
I wan marry Aisha make dis old man commot for road...
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by euniselfyahoo: 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
Any way, christmas will still be celebrated in a grand style.
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2020
I Remember as a Child My mum use to tell us if you see Father Christmas e go dash you Something.
Christmas Galore then was always something worth looking forward to.
With All the Xmas End of Year Parties and Picnics.
I remember,when I was 8yrs I went with my elder brother to see Santa at Hotel Olympia and there was this Pepsi promo going on then,what you see on the crown of the drink is what you will get instantly from the Santa...Luckily,I won a Pepsi face cap and a t-shirt which was the highest wins then.
I just wear am from there reach house,only for me to dey find the cap two days later. Not knowing My big bro don help me claim that one...Good Old Days.
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Godmademan(m): 4:07pm On Nov 30, 2020
Kestolove:
Emeka go france go hustle as santa clause ND him papers na fake dats y dem gbai am
I used to think you are smart fellow. Or you bought the moniker from the real owner?
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Godpikin4real(f): 4:07pm On Nov 30, 2020
What would now happen 2 children's outing dis year and their visit 2 d grotto?
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Nobody: 4:08pm On Nov 30, 2020
Kestolove:
Emeka go france go hustle as santa clause ND him papers na fake dats y dem gbai am
Hahahah
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by moneyissweet(m): 4:10pm On Nov 30, 2020
Maserati hair cream abi the oil?


BadRadio:
I just bought a Maserati... best christmas to be. Evergrin ... God bless COVID-19

Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Nobody: 4:13pm On Nov 30, 2020
fvck:
Truth is Jesus is coming soon

To do what?
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by MrStylish(m): 4:15pm On Nov 30, 2020
Abobi
That's d best news have heard this year..
No do Christmas for me
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by MrStylish(m): 4:16pm On Nov 30, 2020
piggyvestashawo:
sad Sad


This year no balance grin
I swear
Re: No Christmas This Year, Santa Claus Has Just Been Arrested by Tonyspecial(m): 4:21pm On Nov 30, 2020
Poor Santa

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