I am ready for marriage come 2021. These are the requirements she must possess. (1) must be a virgin with over 5 years experience ( 2) must have at least masters degree or must either be a be pharmacy, nursing or medicine & surgery student or a graduate of the under listed professions as I have it in mind to open the biggest pharmacy in Nigeria or hospital for her to manage (3) must not ask me for transport money when coming to my house cos I will corrupt her bank account monthly with huge allowance and upkeep, ( I know my responsibility, don't remind me). (4) if you don't have money its not a problem but you must must not be mentally broke ( don't have that entitled mentality) (5) if you are a nurse u must not go for night duty, (I have seen it all in my company's hospital), if you go you are fired. (6) you must not be a lawyer, soldier or worst of all police. (7) if you possess all this characteristics but miss number 1. I may review my conditions no one is perfect. ( I will use Brainyvic Akam and Amos Atindi as my mc. Tribe or state of origin is not a problem (9) you don't have to be a good cook, I can teach you that after all we no broke like that we can afford some kind things (10) try get brain small, Instagram, twitter and Facebook trends no be life, keep some kind things away from public and social media. (11) must have worked for money legitimately and see that it is hard to come by (12) must not send her friend that carries heavy duty with jackhammer to come and tempt me to see if i truely love her (13) walahi ta lai No provoke me all the time. (14) send your scanned CV with photocopy of National I.d card or voters card so that I will know if your real name is ikwo or nkoyo instead of Nancy Berry , strawberry or holandia pineapple flavour to the email that will be provided when you DM me

Applicants, the portal is open, good luck!



Buuuuut wait... Let's hope the coke bottles and the ones with big big sumteen won't crash the portal

hope you are not writing this from Nigeria

Itz like we will just look for clay for you ooo

Wait till 2061 that when you will see such.

Interesting

What do you mean by a virgin with 5 years experience?

Just marry yourself, Mr Self-centered!

It's like we have devolved to checklist marriage, no more love.

Kukuma do arranged marriage na.

You didn’t see any of the above in your “company’s hospital”??

Better remain single

Asides the little money you think you may offer, what else do you have?
We don't want a situation where a sister would fall into the hands of one dwarfish, ugly looking manwhore.

Virgin with five years experience in what exactly.
let come and be going.

Zzor Auntrose

I will send you a pm only if you posses this few qualities :you must be a virgin too, you must know the Bible in and out, you must not drink or smoke,you must be very domesticated,you must be tall and very presentable,no pot belly as well.

Daddyboy21:
I am ready for marriage come 2021. These are the requirements she must possess. (1) must be a virgin with over 5 years experience ( 2) must have at least masters degree or must either be a be pharmacy, nursing or medicine & surgery student or a graduate of the under listed professions as I have it in mind to open the biggest pharmacy in Nigeria or hospital for her to manage (3) must not ask me for transport money when coming to my house cos I will corrupt her bank account monthly with huge allowance and upkeep, ( I know my responsibility, don't remind me). (4) if you don't have money its not a problem but you must must not be mentally broke ( don't have that entitled mentality) (5) if you are a nurse u must not go for night duty, (I have seen it all in my company's hospital), if you go you are fired. (6) you must not be a lawyer, soldier or worst of all police. (7) if you possess all this characteristics but miss number 1. I may review my conditions no one is perfect. ( I will use Brainyvic Akam and Amos Atindi as my mc. Tribe or state of origin is not a problem (9) you don't have to be a good cook, I can teach you that after all we no broke like that we can afford some kind things (10) try get brain small, Instagram, twitter and Facebook trends no be life, keep some kind things away from public and social media. (11) must have worked for money legitimately and see that it is hard to come by (12) must not send her friend that carries heavy duty with jackhammer to come and tempt me to see if i truely love her (13) walahi ta lai No provoke me all the time. (14) send your scanned CV with photocopy of National I.d card or voters card so that I will know if your real name is ikwo or nkoyo instead of Nancy Berry , strawberry or holandia pineapple flavour to the email that will be provided when you DM me

Virgin with over 5 years experience. How na?

Chii59:

Virgin with over 5 years experience. How na?

Effect of weed, most of them are alcoholics and weed smokers here on Nairaland, just few of them earn my respect .

Zzor:
Effect of weed, most of them are alcoholics and weed smokers here on Nairaland, just few of them earn my respect .

This girl eh

Chii59:

Virgin with over 5 years experience. How na?

Chi-Chi d fine virgin, allow me me send a PM.

CsRockefeller:



This girl eh

Thats the bitter truth ,if you are observant, you will notice that on the eve of fridays, saturdays and sundays you hardly see them online, they have gone to drink, smoke and patronize prostitutes

Zzor:
Thats the bitter truth ,if you are observant, you will notice that on the eve of fridays, saturdays and sundays you hardly see them online, they have gone to drink, smoke and patronize prostitutes

Lol

If you say so. Your energy level is way up high the way you keep up with people and posts here. Happy Sunday.

CsRockefeller:


Lol

If you say so. Your energy level is way up high the way you keep up with people and posts here. Happy Sunday.

what are you trying to say? anyways happy Sunday too

Zzor:
Effect of weed, most of them are alcoholics and weed smokers here on Nairaland, just few of them earn my respect .

Hehe. Happy Sunday sis.

CsRockefeller:


Chi-Chi d fine virgin, allow me me send a PM.

Send o. Replying is another thing entirely.

Chii59:
Hehe. Happy Sunday sis.

Happy Sunday darling

Chii59:

Send o. Replying is another thing entirely.

Why nau? I'm a cool legged guy I no get wahala

Pls reply o, let me end my singularity

Zzor:
Effect of weed, most of them are alcoholics and weed smokers here on Nairaland, just few of them earn my respect .

I smell pride in you....

University dropout

Zzor:
Thats the bitter truth ,if you are observant, you will notice that on the eve of fridays, saturdays and sundays you hardly see them online, they have gone to drink, smoke and patronize prostitutes

lol. you talk too much

Zzor:
I will send you a pm only if you posses this few qualities :you must be a virgin too, you must know the Bible in and out, you must not drink or smoke,you must be very domesticated,you must be tall and very presentable,no pot belly as well.

yes I am tall and more than presentable, that is why I said try get brain small u have proven to me u have two brains, right and left brain, on the left side, there is nothing right about ur brain and on the right side, there is nothing left. Please don't waste ur time and data. You are disqualified

Should I give you clay to mould her? If we check you now, you are just a very imperfect guy with lots of behavoural flaws and small change in his pocket. Very unrealistic human being. I'm guessing you are a narcist with serious controlling traits, you sound like one. You love to control people don't you?

Zzor:
Effect of weed, most of them are alcoholics and weed smokers here on Nairaland, just few of them earn my respect .

because ur dad was a drunk before he died doesn't mean every guy is. There are some rich and well to do guys who have seen women in and out and they got tired. Now they have drawn the line and they know who to marry based on experience. 99.99% of Nigerian girls have nothing to offer in a relationship, from ur comment alone you don't fall into the 0.01% who has something to offer apart from the lamba. You can't see a guy who has made at least 200 million naira online on weekends not to talk of those who have seen more than that. Am not trying to brag here but u don't fit in. Move and don't look back