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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dpundict: 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I am still in school learning it now but it depends is what I will say. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Celebsnews2: 6:25pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois: We can get another girl in a jiffy |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sheriman(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
She is beside me now looking how I was seriously programming writing Kotlin code in Intelli J idea. Though, she truly understand that when I am done I will play with her. This Lamda expression and If else statement is giving me headache since morning.. Coding no easy oooo!!! Thumps up to all Andriod Developers and Websites developers 7 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by poweredcom(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Girlfriend de one side but programing work that gives d money ...to use to sustain life is number one |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nograv: 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Of course my computer, it wont lie to me and makes me money!!! ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I don't even know which to choose from the two above mentioned are like array and variable |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Gabbriell: 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Mathematically speaking, For a computer programmer; Computer = enjoyment + problems (errors) + money -----------------(1) Girlfriend = enjoyment + problems (girl-child drama) - Money ------------(2) linguistically speaking, For a computer programmer; Computer is the same thing as a girlfriend; They can both make you happy They can both frustrate you The only difference is that a girlfriend withdraw money from your account while computer deposit money to your account. [img]https://media1./images/a2b7e987369d03cd19a6f7003709a3a9/tenor.gif[/img] 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by emmy512: 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
My laptop has been sleeping on the same bed with me since 2014. Girlfriends once in a while so my PC over anybody. 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
So many broken children in adult bodies ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Daniel2802(m): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
centurionpapa: Nah, Android Developer although I've played with Python. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by AntiWailer: 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Thing generation just don't value relationships. Especially relationship with my Mac. If na windows laptop, I will consider getting a Mac in place of a girlfriend. Since I have a Mac already, I pick my computer 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802: Damn nigga.... Best thing I've seen today 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nedekid: 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Guys sorry to digress, how does one introduce teens to coding? Is there anywhere around akowonjo area in Lagos you can advice for training? |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by int0x80(m): 6:51pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
My computer and my JetBrains Toolbox, anytime, anyday! |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 6:53pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois: They can: Cook or eat out, clean too, get sexual gratification from Vaseline or moisturizing soap, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As for emotional support, they aren't emotionally unstable like you lots of girls ![]() You too can depend on your dil.do.. so why e come still d pain you? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 6:56pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Classworked: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
seunny4lif:Lol. Yea, talking about indexing. Anyways, I'm still an upcoming programmer but I'll choose my babe over my lappy. We're talking of a human being here ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by FanOfMyself: 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802:0 indexed ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by uthlaw: 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois:when the computer gives you Money....girls will beg you to do all does chores... which one is emotional support? |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ugwum007(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I will always chose my lovely girlfriend. With her beside me, bugs are easily fixed except when she starts discussing things that turn my brain upside down. 3 Likes |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Joshmanuel10(m): 7:08pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Akuruoulo:No money no honey ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:13pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
musicproducer: Biglittlelois come and see again oh! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Joshmanuel10(m): 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
A man got married to a sex doll A woman got married to a tree Bobrisky took over d female gender What's not possible We all know all women want financially stable men So men has to get money Therefore anything before GF... Not wife tho |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by OMONGBALI: 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802: Starting from 0. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by olujastro: 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I will choose girlfriend anytime. I store all my programming projects online as a backup. I just changed laptop last month and all I had to do was download all my software applications again, and continued working like nothing changed. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Kriss216: 7:17pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I’ll choose a satchet of SK over a Nigerian girlfriend, sorry no sorry. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Orlu15(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Girl friend?... No thanks
Programming all the way. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
EndRape2: Only if you knew the value of oyolohi 's npm modules, configs and shell history... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Scale of Preference no be by force ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802: There are 10 categories of people, 0 will understand you, the other won't ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by KhingLufem1(m): 7:30pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
This question just gat me laughing ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by idowu4sky(m): 7:31pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802:wisdom wan finish u |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:33pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Sheriman: You know that joy guys get after smashing a girl that proved really hard to get after she finally submits. The joy you get after debugging for hours then your code finally compiles is second to none. It is sweeter than Orgasm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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