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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Djamel(m): 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I want to be a programmer Somebody help me please! |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Olisavarieties: 7:37pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
oyolohi:i don't have a girlfriend. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Incognito403: 7:39pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802:Zero indexing. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by altteemy: 7:40pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802: seunny4lif: For array memory allocation*, 0 exists before 1. Meaning there is a higher priority space existing before the girlfriend that takes spot 1. Back to topic. I stand with lappy over babe. It is an unconscious thing till you are encountered with a 'your laptop or me?' question. Most programmers will choose giving their laptop attention over their female lover. For the sake of balancing, it flows both ways from female programmers to male lovers as well. Unless you are in that realm, you may never understand. In addition, a laptop is the only competitor that will leave a lover grumbling about cheating and would permit the 'affair' without being able to do anything about it. For the first time, Nairaland ladies are coming out to show they are needed in a relationship compared to the usual banters of men are scum. Seems it was just the right topic that could have created that realization. However, if left with the choice of saving one in a fire, even programmers know that a human life weighs more on the comparison function over a piece of metal. Wishing you well - Teemy 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by jimmychang: 7:44pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois: No be the laptop dem use buy the plate wey you dey wash Rent the house wey you dey sweep Buy the ingredients wey you take dey cook Buy your G strings and Bra Rubbish Except na you buy me the laptop |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Daniel2802:brilliant!! Couldn't have typed it better |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nurain150(m): 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
oyolohi:computer nah |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Macsjebs:neat! |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Thread for small children and they are here already pouring out rubbish. 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Emeka71(m): 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
BigDawsNet:Please do you know how to analyze trends on kris-even. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Emekaossai(m): 7:55pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Emeka71(m): 7:55pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Nigeriabiafra80:Please do you know code of analysis of games? |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by danilmo: 8:00pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois: most a man have girlfriend before he get those things u listed?? |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nigeriabiafra80: 8:00pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Emeka71:Am not much into game analysis The code are mostly dissect with C,C++,C# I only leant from a friend that I once stay with Am a novice in that aspect |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Collins4u1(m): 8:04pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Workstation |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sarah20A(f): 8:05pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois:babe there's time for everything. I follow them choose lapi because na source of livelihood we dey talk about. 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 8:09pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Joshmanuel10: THAT KIND THING 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 8:10pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Sarah20A: SARAH U ARE THE REAL DEAL . GOD BLESS YOU |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 8:11pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Emekaossai: Oga u are talking about life, and that's not we were talking about. |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dollanaira: 8:19pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
No |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Sarah20A: Is it a topic on source of livelihood or a comparison? 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 8:22pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
altteemy: For memory allocation 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
jimmychang: Na me buy you the laptop Rubbish 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by BigDawsNet: 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Emeka71: I'm a programmer.. I design and develop softwares... Sorry I'm not into project management thing |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Caleycash(m): 8:32pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Biglittlelois:what makes you stay around and do all the rubbish you stated up there!?... cus with money I can get all those things you stated up there!!!, Money always wins!!! |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sheriman(m): 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
99thEnemy:Haaaaaa!!! Bad Guy. But you know babe I am Cumming is different from babe I'm coming ooo!! |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by tvcblogspot: 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Looking for Python programmers community in Nigeria. Hit me with info if you know any please |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Mummymahdi(f): 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
oyolohi: I heard it be4, my husband told me his workstation is his first wife, aInd best companion. I didn't allow those words to hurt me, because that first wife dye provide for me, i.e. d second wife and also lip my husband off everywhere , so from work place to workstation. No hanging out of any kind. I praise thee-st wife, 1st wife indeed 1 Like |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Mavinsoladele(m): 8:34pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
BigDawsNet: |
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 8:35pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Caleycash: The correlation? Is money the topic of this thread? 2 Likes |
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