northbird:




B. A lot of man hours are lost during the weekdays ( a lot of drivers wait endlessly for trips during the day which don't happen, forget Xmas .
5-9am, 5-10pm, these time belts aggregate the highest volume of trips in a day.

C. The guy who grossed over 200k on watsap group. Over 40% of that score was made over the weekend. Yet he still worked for 7 days in a week. Longer hours do not necessarily translate to more earnings.

Felicity0001:


Oh! So strabismus is the word used to describe "after 6" eyes
Lol...i couldn't stop laughing with the defination of the word.

Felicity0001:


Bros the thread is to share your experience abeg... Share and let's laugh out loud abeg...lol

AngryIgboDon:


Very anyhow human beings. I keep on saying it that women are a problem to men in this life. Very anyhow people.

If you check well, 98% of people that give problem to drivers in this job are females. Emotional things that only think backwards and sentimentally.

Most times, a female rider will request you and the useless iddiot is still making up.

Pocohantas you were asking why Bolt drivers are hostile most times. There you have it!

Apt and Succint example.

kanuisagoat:


Took a man to spar, the arrangement was to take him there and bring him back to his house where I picked him.

On getting there, he asked me to follow him inside. I say no wahala. As we got in, na so this man carry basket give me make I help am carry. I con carry basket o they follow am like im boy. We'll walk around, he'll pick things and put in them in the basket I was carrying

I knew what I was doing was stupid but two things got me going. 1. The man will definitely compensate me when we get to his house and 2. I didnt want him to give me a bad rating if I refuse to carry the basket.

To cut the long story short, we got back to his house, fare was 2500 or so and this man gave me the exact amount. Na there my eyes clear.

This man still had the guts to tell me to come and pick him from his house the next day by 6:30am on an offline trip. I say no wahala. The following day, he called 6 times and I didnt bother to pick.

pocohantas:


I am not asking, I have concluded there is a strong link between Bolt drivers and aggression. I have concluded that they can’t be dealing with that much oloshos and be normal anymore.

His posts confirmed it...

I have avoided them. Uber for life.

Regards

Felicity0001:

Wait! I don't understand. Take care of you azin how?

Like u want a sugar mummy or what?

Guy b careful here ooh

Felicity0001:


Like! I was surprised to see prof replied to the post.

I think you did justice to this

kanuisagoat:


Took a man to spar, the arrangement was to take him there and bring him back to his house where I picked him.

On getting there, he asked me to follow him inside. I say no wahala. As we got in, na so this man carry basket give me make I help am carry. I con carry basket o they follow am like im boy. We'll walk around, he'll pick things and put in them in the basket I was carrying

I knew what I was doing was stupid but two things got me going. 1. The man will definitely compensate me when we get to his house and 2. I didnt want him to give me a bad rating if I refuse to carry the basket.

To cut the long story short, we got back to his house, fare was 2500 or so and this man gave me the exact amount. Na there my eyes clear.

This man still had the guts to tell me to come and pick him from his house the next day by 6:30am on an offline trip. I say no wahala. The following day, he called 6 times and I didnt bother to pick.

This was you about 2 years ago (Obviously not a driver then)

Your story funny sha

InfinityEstates:


I thought I was the only one that never heard the word before. I had to Google with images to understand the different types. We learn everyday.

Blackbishop:


If we tell you now say go better school una no dey hear.

I no kuku talk na keyboard dey Malfunction

InfinityEstates:


I thought I was the only one that never heard the word before. I had to Google with images to understand the different types. We learn everyday.

kanuisagoat:


Took a man to spar, the arrangement was to take him there and bring him back to his house where I picked him.

On getting there, he asked me to follow him inside. I say no wahala. As we got in, na so this man carry basket give me make I help am carry. I con carry basket o they follow am like im boy. We'll walk around, he'll pick things and put in them in the basket I was carrying

I knew what I was doing was stupid but two things got me going. 1. The man will definitely compensate me when we get to his house and 2. I didnt want him to give me a bad rating if I refuse to carry the basket.

To cut the long story short, we got back to his house, fare was 2500 or so and this man gave me the exact amount. Na there my eyes clear.

This man still had the guts to tell me to come and pick him from his house the next day by 6:30am on an offline trip. I say no wahala. The following day, he called 6 times and I didnt bother to pick.

ifec92:


You’re funny ooo Mr know it all
Is it about who taught one how to drive?
Am I a mechanic to know ?
It was something that hasn’t happened to me before and I needed help ASAP at that moment
The little you could have done was to put me through or better still Just keep mute!!!
Well it was Alternator Issue and it has been sorted

vicdon:
2020 has been a funny year, bought my first car (Corolla sport 2007) to use on Bolt, got married to my woman after 7 years together, had my first terrible accident days ago which i thank God did not claim any life, though both vehicles were heavily affected... But in all, 2020 has been a great year..

izzou:


This was you about 2 years ago (Obviously not a driver then)

Your story funny sha

InfinityEstates:
Hi guys, so yesterday I picked up a lady from Greenland estate Badore to Royal stopover hotel after Eleko. Trip was on a ×1.8 surge. Apparently the trip was booked by her friend.

Distance = 47.6KM, Duration: 111mins.

Trip ended at N9,100 (N800 discount) = N8,300

She started shouting that the price was too much, Bolt didn't give her that estimate bla bla bla. I explained to her that I wasn't the one that fixed the price and that she had to pay then complain to Bolt. She said she didn't have the money in her account, she had only 4K.

After waiting for so long and after it was obvious that she couldn't or wasn't going to pay more than that, I told her to send the 4K.

I put in "client paid less" and put in the amount she paid. Not long after I left there, a message on price review popped up. I couldn't find the message anymore because I clicked on it to view and it disappeared. I later checked the trip details and N4,800 was displayed (4000 she paid + 800 bonus).

Question is: Was there a glitch in the system or what exactly happened?

Abeg, make una help me reason the matter.

Felicity0001:


Good your problem has been resolved enjoy your car bros.

omorkelly:


Honestly, these girls can make a dumb man speak in tongue.
I picked one yesterday on a 1.9X trip.
We moved and after few minutes she said she forgot to tell me there's going to be a stop over; that she wants to pick a friend along the way.
I was intensely infuriated but i calmed myself down since she has promised no waiting at all. But the destination was modified on my instruction.
On getting there, she asked me first to check the current fare which i couldn't without ending the trip; 1st red flag!!!
After about 10mins i informed her on phone that am ending the trip in another 5mins. Immediately her friend came out and sat in the car, then i got the message clearly; she was changing her dress and making up for a party!!! CAN YOU FU-FU-FUCKING BELIEVE THAT!!!!!!!
Oh My God i lost control of my composure immediately and ended the trip there. I was shouting at her friend when she appeared and they are now making another request.
I made it clear i wont go further untill she pays the initial trip alas! she complied. I accepted to go for the 2nd trip 'cause the place na Sambiza and also with surge.
Worst still, they were still complaining that bolt fare was getting higher day by day and they wish another app could come to their rescue: me for my mind dey sure say bolt fare no be am at all.... i just fem. Collected my money, reported rider to bolt after 1 star rating.

pocohantas:


I am not asking, I have concluded there is a strong link between Bolt drivers and aggression. I have concluded that they can’t be dealing with that much oloshos and be normal anymore.

His posts confirmed it...

I have avoided them. Uber for life.

Regards

jpworld:


Mr what's the update with your friend held at police station.

Cheddaz:
This man you be CIA? That's why I try as much as possible to practice what I preach. I try not to use double standards and judge from my own experience or after hearing from both parties. And will never stand for oppression.

Lol.

Actually I remembered his moniker and that comment. I did not investigate anything ( I don't have that time)

I'm here for the stories sha

izzou:


This was you about 2 years ago (Obviously not a driver then)

Your story funny sha

omorkelly:

Funny enough; same drivers you are avoiding on Bolt still drive you on Uber.
This phenomenon did not emanate from neither the driver nor rider but the app compan; Bolt.

deedee44:

General Jeffrey FOW

izzou:


This was you about 2 years ago (Obviously not a driver then)

Your story funny sha

kanuisagoat:


Took a man to spar, the arrangement was to take him there and bring him back to his house where I picked him.

On getting there, he asked me to follow him inside. I say no wahala. As we got in, na so this man carry basket give me make I help am carry. I con carry basket o they follow am like im boy. We'll walk around, he'll pick things and put in them in the basket I was carrying

I knew what I was doing was stupid but two things got me going. 1. The man will definitely compensate me when we get to his house and 2. I didnt want him to give me a bad rating if I refuse to carry the basket.

To cut the long story short, we got back to his house, fare was 2500 or so and this man gave me the exact amount. Na there my eyes clear.

This man still had the guts to tell me to come and pick him from his house the next day by 6:30am on an offline trip. I say no wahala. The following day, he called 6 times and I didnt bother to pick.

izzou:


This was you about 2 years ago (Obviously not a driver then)

Your story funny sha

Crvrider:


So in all 800k is possible in 2months?

tojahh:
Update on the get together!!

From popular demand, and suggestions garnered through all channels, I am here to inform y'all that the get together has been Postponed to Thursday, January 21st, 2021. The Venue still remained Jamrock Cuisine, lekki -Epe expressway after Elaganza bus stop when coming from the Mainland.

The shift of date was necessitated because of activities lined up for almost everyone of us taking cognizance of persons traveling this week and the wedding ceremony of one of us (Bishop). And again, the thirst for surge cannot be dampened whatsoever.

The organisers pleadingly seek everyone's advantage before this conclusion was reached and we together we can do to this.

The account is still open and the fee for food alone is 1,800. Please pay up so we can all do things together.

Hoping this meets you well.... We move!

brogxy:


The internet surely never forgets unless you retrace your steps and clear your footprints on the internet.

Really laughed my ass out here.