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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cheddaz: 11:53am On Dec 15, 2020 |
If u were me, you would have done worse, I had to try and make that post short. The things that came out of her mouth all this while with her leg on my arm rest. For my mind I was like Na me cause am, I drive only weekends mostly Sunday because my car is parked all thru the week cos I use staff bus to work. Let me make money while warming up my car. Then one girl wey I give close to 15 yrs difference for age probably plenty more go dey bring out rubbish from her gutter mouth, perfume wey I dey use cost pass work she work for night.I am very gentle person who doesn't talk too much, but don't take it for granted. And the thing dey pain me say na mostly my Igbo sisters dey mess up pocohantas: 10 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 12:10pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
nitigriti: In addition to this my brothers, some of us still have our 9-6 work and ehailing is only one or two trip b4 resumption and 3 or 4 trip after close of work. We are many on this fence. Please, consider us, thursday will not be ideal. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pocohantas(f): 12:26pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Cheddaz: You are very right, Sir. Me sef no like that kind wahala. So I will keep avoiding Bolt (drivers), before them transfer olosho-induced-anger on me. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 1:06pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
pocohantas: Pocohantas, Bolt is like a street market for anyhow and razz people. Just bear that in mind today. Both the riders and drivers are wired to be street smart and this triggers a whole lot of aggression. There is nothing like a strong link between bolt drivers and aggression. Infact, what you call aggression from drivers is just their defensive natural instincts kicking in to defend them against abusers, criminals, horrible riders, disgusting pigs, manipulative bitches and unrepentant hoes. This is 100% real truth. Bolt is patronised mainly by 90% females and 10 percent males. This is pure fact. Ask any driver. For every 90 females you carry, you carry 10 males. In this 90% females, a whooping 80% of them are either cooporate or street prostitutes. How did I arrive at this statistics? 80% of females I carry arr either going to one hotel, club or "daddy house". Yes you can argue that going to a hotel or club does not make one a prostitute. How then did I know? Their conversations. These ladies are very shameless and useless. I have actually been with girls who are discussing how a particular sexploit went down quickly in 10 minutes and they earned 50,000 each instead of the usual clients that will lash for 2 hours and pay 10k. You dey see am? If you are a disciplined driver, how do you think such conversations will wind down to you? The funny thing is that you can't even stop them because they are all razz. Its only on Bolt that girls will cime into your car with menstrual blood, stain everywhere and leave it like that without compensation. On Uber, you are paid for it 100%. Why you no go calm down as Uber driver? 12 Likes 1 Share
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
kanuisagoat: Pocohantas another one on Bolt. If Izzou eventually marries you (Please help his life because he is a nice guy), how would you feel if he recounts this horrible experience to you as your husband? Poco, On bolt, there has never been a cancellation fee. Infact, On Uber, a rider has 5 minutes after your arrival. If the driver cancels after the 5 minutes, Uber charges rider 400. It even used to be 1,000. I saw a thread where you were addressing the menace of African time. Very wonderful. I learnt a lot. If per se izzou should get serious with his life and decide to propose.... Pocohantas how would you feel, on your wedding day with izzou if he arrives 30 minutes into the wedding mass? Won't you flare up? Most bolt riders are highly manipulative, cunny, scheming, crafty, shrewd, machiavellian and devious. A bolt rider can request you and he or she is not even ready for the trip in the next 50 minutes. A bolt rider will want you to arrive and wait for him or her under the sun. So that whenever she finishes the rubbish that is holding her inside her house, an airconditioned car is already outside waiting for her to enter. They don't want to suffer but want drivers to suffer. Infact, I don't know why blacks are usually very useless regarding time management. Thats why we are were we are as a country. Let me use an example to buttress my point. I was at Festac and a trip came in heading to local airport. I called this pig and asked him if he is ready to move. The pig said yes. Can you imagine that 30 minutes after my arrival and calling this young man severally, this man ended up doing what I always run away from. Time wasters! Byt trust me to deal with him ruthlessly. When he eventually came out with 5 boxes, he screamed Oga open your booth. No apologies whatsoever. I simply wind down my glass and asked; "Oga how do you want your thunder to arrive? Deep fried, boiled or smoking Hot? E be like say something they worry you for head abi? If you enter this car today, make I shiit stone. Common get out of here joor you morropy. Now as you are ready to move, stand under this hot sun and make a request. Stay only 5 minutes while waiting for your driver and see what I endured for 30 minutes". I ended trip and ran away. Rider was behind me looking confusedly. 26 Likes 1 Share
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kamikaze42: 1:42pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:06pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Kamikaze42: In my opinion the business is good ,regardless if the car is urs or not.. If the car is urs than you are at an advantage..... From observation a lot of business sector is slow, car sales are down and the naira is not doing ok .. $1 to naira is 470 now. Prices of imported goods has gone up ...... That been said, transport business is doing very well, people need to move from point A to point B ..no matter how bad the economy is , transport sector will survive and do better than others... They way you are making money doing uber, is the smartest way to go about it .. You are strategizing on how to make something without killing yourself , even if you make 10k naira doing it your way , it is something coming in ,it is extra money that you didn't have. Business is all about learning curve and strategizing.. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:10pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
AngryIgboDon: 6 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:27pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
dru23: Your Papa 8 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cheddaz: 3:55pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
If everybody behave civilised why will someone transfer Olosho induced anger as u put it on you? The same goes for every person rendering a service. The thing has just been replaying in my head. I have very elastic tolerance, it takes alot for me to reason person matter. Imagine I'm trying to explain to her the riders also needs to ask if I accept transfer or not, you don't expect me to ask every rider. After the illetrate comment she said if I have nothing better to say from my mouth I should shut up. The first thing that my wife asked me when I narrated everything to her was did I not slap her. Na me come dey explain to my wife say na devil just one use the girl pocohantas: 3 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:07pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
AngryIgboDon: 1 Like
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by toomush(m): 4:07pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
He was serious about it
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:19pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Felicity0001: Both for that vehicle. Most cars don't NEED synthetic oil and some actually specify conventional only. Remind me which car this was. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 4:21pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
izzou:kai! Special agent izzou my man. Truly, the internet never forgets. You can never understand the ordeal of a driver on this hustle until you become one. Waiting for jpworld and dru23 stories someday. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Edonna:
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
emmancecute:He doesn't know how to drive. You will wait till eternity 4 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:25pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
emmancecute: You can never understand the ordeal of an investor that invested millions of naira ,until your own personal hard earn blood and sweat and tears money is on the line 5 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:25pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Cheddaz: Lol... Its shows the level of discipline our cultures has on us as a people. All through my time I've been driving with Uber/Bolt I've never 4 once had an issue with a northerner, few cases with southerners and if I want to investigate deeply I know I will trace some origin of easterner to those i thought are southerners. Igbo ladies(oloshos) especially those from Imo state lack a single manner. That was how I carried this stupid Jennifer last week Friday from Lekki, her address was a hotel on the mainland, can't even relate where the place is, she didn't take much time to come out after I called I'd arrived. Mumu started giving me directions "Oga follow here" go here" play Davido". I tried to be friendly by asking if she's a Davido's fans she responded by saying she's Davido's wife. I smiled and said the only Davido's wife I know is Chioma and you don't look like her. That killed the discussion. We ascended 3MD and it was getting dark already. Like madam just resuscitated from a ramp of hard se* "Oga where u dey carry me go?" I quickly reloaded my map against from the address on the app, same route. Me: aren't you going to Bleep hotels? Her: yes na but this is not the way I know na. Me: Are you sure of the address so? Maybe you should call the person you're going to see to confirm tje address so we don't go the wrong place. She put the guy on the phone and the next thing was, hello, I don't understand where this man is taking me to and he's even arguing with me, it's like this man na trouble maker ooh... I was like, can you imagine? Just like that? The Guy on the phone accepted to talk to me base on her request. The stupid good for nothing girl with her bad Igbo accent held her phone in her hands with the speaker on and asking me to talk, the guy was saying hello, hello, hello... I didn't respond. " man no won talk oooh". I was getting furious inside of me, i just called myself down immediately and I snatched the phone from her. Hello, please where do you want me to bring her to, is there a street name or anything, any name at all? because i work with the map. The Guy: farm city, Ogudu Rd. Me: okay, thank you. I quickly editted her address on the Bolt fr9m my end, Off my radio. B4 all of this she requested to connect to my Bluetooth but I declined by say, if you connect I'll find it difficult to reconnect back (this has been my perfect excuse for the past 3weeks to riders that always request to connect). In the remaining period of the ride she was just playing all sorts of tunes from music to videos, WhatsApp status, porns and all that... Making all sort of calls to different people speaking Igbo ...Watin concern me, i just mind my business. Got to her destination, she called the guy to come pay. Guy ttransferred to me, i rated her 1star and left. Set destination home, next thing I saw my rating dropped from 4.58 to 4.28. I couldn't work Sunday and yesterday... Trying to go online this morning Bolt blocked my account till Saturday. 9 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cheddaz: 4:26pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
On top surge, why the guy no just go negotiate with those guys for park? toomush: |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:26pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
ifec92: You posted them when people followed up immediately didn't answer. This is why I usually don't respond to calls for help. Glad it's fixed though. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:28pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
pocohantas: Welcome back |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:35pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
dru23:speaking of which, when is the grand unveiling of the new contract |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:38pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
radautoworks: Am hoping next month o ... |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
chillex8: 1 Like
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:40pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
dru23:
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:41pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
dru23: 4 MEMES IN ONE DAY!!! new ones too |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:42pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:43pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
radautoworks: People want my wahala .. So am locked and ready 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by uniquepro97: 4:50pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Hello house, I want to get this 2003/2004 Nigerian used Rav4 from my Landlord. He's giving it away at 500k just because its me. But he already told me I will fix the exhaust and AC. The Engine and Gear are perfectly in good condition. I want to confirm if RAV4 2003 will be accepted for Uber Biz in Lagos ? Responses are needed from Honorables here. Thank you 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pocohantas(f): 4:56pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Cheddaz: Everybody would never behave civilized, definitely not in Nigeria. Having this in mind, I choose not to put myself in a position where I would be a victim of transferred aggression. I choose to avoid Bolt (drivers). Sorry about your experience, Sir. radautoworks: Thanks mami 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 5:04pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
dru23:oga dru, you never dissapoint. Are you coming for our meet and greet? 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
Am currently out of the country till further notice 1 Like |
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