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New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by QuoteMeAndDie: 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
They are scientifically called the Longtroat begiensis Other wise known as the Gimme The name is coined from the words give and me together Say it as one word Giveme or plural Givemes But it's spelt Gimme or plural Gimmies They are mostly found in middle class to lower class females in Nigeria They reside mostly across the middle belt and southern states in Nigeria Physical Attributes Gimmies often have a default artificial skin tone due to the fact that once she attain puberty a gimme proceeds to alter her natural skin color from whatever shade it is to an extreme light skin tone ..there by resulting in blackened knuckles and conspicuous green veins .. however there is a new specie of gimme who has shown the ability to even lighten the dark knuckles and cover up green veins. Characteristics The Gimmies native to southern and middle belt of Nigeria exhibits the follow characters 1. She has a limited set of communication skills hence she never spells her words fully examples hw r u (Actually means how are you) Hello/ Hi dear (This is how a Gimmie says hello to everyone even strangers ) wat (what) Hi dear cn u snd me call card/ artime/ credts Gimmies usually flock on apps together but the most common are instamessage, badoo, tinder and it's easy to identify them via their profile as follows Career always says Self employed or works at self employed or md of self employed or intern at self employed But in some cases where her IQ allows her the ability to lie about her career there will be tell tale signs in the profile like Education university of london (yet her pictures are all in the corridors cheap shanties and hotels Education self employed Education blank but employed at the name of the app Career contact me for all men's fashions needs then she will have lots of pictures of men's boxers that look really cheap Interests I am here to make friends I don't do hook ups I just want have a good time These listed above are some signs that you are about to interact With a Gimmie Their trade make is 'can I ask you for a favor " Or she tells you I don't want to stress you don't worry I will sort myself out I will continue later Scroll down for continuation 4 Likes |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by blackpanthar: 3:02pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
QuoteMeAndDie: this one pass REDPILL o... na BLACK PILL. |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
Chai. |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by Bluezy13(m): 3:28pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
blackpanthar: You are first to comment yet you quoted the who text. Common sense is not common. |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:35pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
Assuming you put this energy into writing a book @op,you would be done by now. Smh Nice creativity, wrong output. |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by tobechi74: 3:41pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
You made me laugh. |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by tobechi74: 3:42pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
StacyO: He is starting from here, he will get there soon. Money is needed to publish a book but not to post here |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:53pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
tobechi74: Can you write one? Cause I don't even think you understand what I wrote. |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by QuoteMeAndDie: 4:09pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
Hello all apologies I was trying to fix lunch Okay where was I Please before I continue it's imperative I point out Not every Gimmie is light skinned Do not make this fatal error . There is a subset of Gimmies whose tricks hasn't afforded it the luxury of toning their skin .. but these are a mere camouflage trust me she is still very much a Gimmie Please not Gimmies have special powers found in mutants like wolverine Examples Parental immortality It depends on who the Gimmie is targeting to beg from but her parents die several times during a year .. I know Gimmies who's mothers have died over ten times because each time she is billing an undiscerning young simp. She uses her parents death as a steady cash magnet.. her parents live forever !! Incredible retentive memory Gimmies know the salary payment date of most big companies even if she dates a man who works there for one day she quickly learns when they pay salary Gimmies know every single ussd code for sending credit and bank transfers for every single bank in Nigeria Gimmies know all the best hangout spots in an area even if she just came visiting for an hour . Power of time travel When you book a date with a Gimmie isn't not her version you saw in her social media picture that comes instead it's a version of herself 10 or 15 years older into the future that always come to the date Uncanny ability to be open After meeting a Gimmie for the first t Sorry food is burning |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by INCREDIBLE007(m): 4:15pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
StacyO: e don touch you lols |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
INCREDIBLE007: In what ways if I may ask? |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by blinking001(m): 11:59pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
Funny thread |
Re: New Specie Discovered In Nigeria by INCREDIBLE007(m): 7:19am On Dec 18, 2020 |
StacyO:Let sleeping dogs lie jare but I like your QUOTE MONEY ATTRACTS THE WOMAN YOU WANT, STRUGGLE ATTRACTS THE WOMAN YOU NEED kudos |
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