Felicity0001:
OMG!!! Guy look what I just saw on my car! Bedbug!!! Damn!

I know this must have Come from that stupid LovePeddler Natasha. Mennnnh! So one should also be worry about bloodsucking insects in addition to toxic riders again.

OMG!

Natasha Ahashawoo

Blackbishop:


The Absurdity of your foolishness makes me question the dexterity of your fingers as the Word Keyboard Warrior.

Next first speak this rubbish into your palms and shake it close to your eardrums and make sure it makes sense before typing that shit.

Shalom

Bishop we go deh carry dictionary enter this place now? Some things r better done one on one, me cannot write witness report

davit:
Hello. If you re indeed a driver on Bolt, you would not be attacking Felicity0001 at all. It is obvious enough that most olosho ladies from the East on Bolt lack home training. No need quoting me or asking how. If you happen to work in the Lekki Ajah axis you would not agree less! Peace.

No lies boss...

peeps4u:
You were really gentle this time. You mean you streamed Timaya song for her with your data?

I believe the story, but I don't believe the actor.

Gbolahan111:
Good evening,

Please can the attached Mitsubishi Outlander be used for e-hailing services? I intend to buy one and register under Uber and Bolt.

I will appreciate a swift response

People i know that used this ride did not give a good account of it.

Felicity0001:


Immediately Nastasha entered the car 1st thing she said was please I'm very hot, the AC. In my mind I just say "na them". Next minute, "do you have Bluetooth?" After that one and to charge my phone...
Me: I've Bluetooth but you can't connect because I won't ve able to connect back when u leave.
Natasha: ok play music!
I immediately turned on the radio
"No not radio I need, dont you have data? Play a nice DJ mix"

Me: me in my mind, I just dey look this madam dey laff. If not for your load I for don pursue you now now... You go tell me weather na Bluetooth them say make we dey use for rider or not.

I connected then started playing some nice mix as ordered by madam.

No no no, this one is not ok, dont you have Timaya latest song? Play it!

I quickly, search for it and played. Come and see Natasha the way she almost turned inside my car to a disco hall already she has been directing me where to take and not to take.

To cut the long gist short. Trip that was supposed to take 48min on Indriver took 1hr 35min...yet I kept my cool.

while on the trip Natasha was making several calls to different babes and one mama (I could deduced she's into girls trk), she was with another girl and she borrowed N50 from me to complete N100 to buy ice cream for her. As we got to gbagada General hospital b4 her destination she requested for my account details. Transferred the exact fare. We got to her destination, she packed her stuff n left. About 20min later I got a got from her asking of my whereabout and she can't find me outside.

I was like, What for? I asked. She still has an item in the trunk.
And you're just coming out after about 20min? Madam I'm already at Maryland call me tomorrow pls.

After the call I remembered all her rude behaviours in just laughed. my N50 self she no give me. I go show her pepper today.

hmmmmmmm, one girl was draging steering with me today on acme road, I just stop the car make she carry her wahala dey go..eyes hv seen

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eyinola:
hmmmmmmm, one girl was draging steering with me today on acme road, I just stop the car make she carry her wahala dey go..eyes hv seen

Buh some ladies get liver sha....y will she be dragging steering with you, wen u are not 'Evans'...lol

Good day honourable

Pls whats the minimum mileage required by UBER for a vehicle .

Bammzzie:

Buh some ladies get liver sha....y will she be dragging steering with you, wen u are not 'Evans'...lol

I say na me and she go get accident oooo, she said she doesn't care

Blackbishop
Felicity0001


And their cohorts should tune down their tribalistic tendencies.

Yoruba women that will curse you for pricing their markets.

Hahaha.

An experienced uber/taxify driver is required for rental, must reside at okota/Isolo and it's environs, festac, surulere, Ajao estate. Must have a guarantor. If interested dm me or check my signature.

Good day guys, pls pls and pls i need a car for weekly remittance, I stay in Ojodu Berger. you can contact me on 08130302703. Thanks

PuZZyNegro:
Blackbishop
Felicity0001


And their cohorts should tune down their tribalistic tendencies.

Yoruba women that will curse you for pricing their markets.

Hahaha.

Am not tribalistic bro I stand by Common Sense

Hello everyone, pls am a driver in need of a car for uber/taxify.. Pls if u got one hala back at me my number is 234 810 779 5894‬ I stay around ikotun axis thanks.

Turnover:
An experienced uber/taxify driver is required for rental, must reside at okota/Isolo and it's environs, festac, surulere, Ajao estate. Must have a guarantor. If interested dm me or check my signature.

pls am a driver in need of a car for uber/taxify.. Pls if u got one hala back at me my number is 234 810 779 5894‬ I stay around ikotun axis thanks.

PuZZyNegro:
Blackbishop
Felicity0001


And their cohorts should tune down their tribalistic tendencies.

Yoruba women that will curse you for pricing their markets.

Hahaha.

Let's not take this thing too far or get emotional, we r all in dis game. When you want to note your point, you use "Women", meaning they are aged enough to talk to you (rich or poor) and you over look, cos of their age. Here we r talking about young ladies with wack perception, they've taken drivers as lowlife and her ready to equate one with rag.

As much as I believe ladies r wonderful creatures with funny characters. A lady can go thro 3 emotional swings in 5 mins, 1st call; yell at d person on d other end of d call, 2nd call, smile and calm chat, 3rd call; cry over d phone But really u can't take respect away from the yoruba's, they can only change it for u, if you try to form television.

I made sure the one that dragged it with me still regrets it prolly till today. No ask me Wetin I do to her o I don't take such nonsense.

Bammzzie:

Buh some ladies get liver sha....y will she be dragging steering with you, wen u are not 'Evans'...lol

pope191:


A lady can go thro 3 emotional swings in 5 mins, 1st call; yell at d person on d other end of d call, 2nd call, smile and calm chat, 3rd call; cry over d phone

Spot on!

Only OGs go sabi.

uniquepro97:
Good day honourable

Pls whats the minimum mileage required by UBER for a vehicle .

0 (zero)

uniquepro97:
Good day honourable

Pls whats the minimum mileage required by UBER for a vehicle .

Which one be this one wey you carry come again. Uber just need your car to be 2002 model and above.

bradpitt4040:


pls am a driver in need of a car for uber/taxify.. Pls if u got one hala back at me my number is 234 810 779 5894‬ I stay around ikotun axis thanks.

Someone posted a car available and asked interested driver to call. You then replied asking if he has a car, then went further to ask him to call you.

eyinola:
I say na me and she go get accident oooo, she said she doesn't care

Na you her village people wan use get to her. Thank God say you jump am pass.

deedee44:

Someone posted a car available and asked interested driver to call. You then replied asking if he has a car, then went further to ask him to call you.

No, he said they should hala at him.


LAWD!!!

pope191:


Let's not take this thing too far or get emotional, we r all in dis game. When you want to note your point, you use "Women", meaning they are aged enough to talk to you (rich or poor) and you over look, cos of their age. Here we r talking about young ladies with wack perception, they've taken drivers as lowlife and her ready to equate one with rag.

As much as I believe ladies r wonderful creatures with funny characters. A lady can go thro 3 emotional swings in 5 mins, 1st call; yell at d person on d other end of d call, 2nd call, smile and calm chat, 3rd call; cry over d phone But really u can't take respect away from the yoruba's, they can only change it for u, if you try to form television.

Bless you bro

A Toyota camry is available for rental if you reside in surulere and it's environs.

izzou:


This was you about 2 years ago (Obviously not a driver then)

Your story funny sha

Una no dey forget something . You know when you've not walked in peoples shoes, its easy to be a critic. Mehn, some riders are devil incarnates.

That said, the riders hold the aces and I still stand by that post. I treat most of them with the respect they deserve even though I'm doing much better than 99% of them.

The ones who show me they don't deserve my respect, I return the favour.

deedee44:

Someone posted a car available and asked interested driver to call. You then replied asking if he has a car, then went further to ask him to call you.

Nope ....no phone number was attached....

Dovehorizon:



People i know that used this ride did not give a good account of it.

Thanks brother. I appreciate your honest feedback. I was similarly advised that the car is fragile for an everyday use.

Crvrider:


Which one be this one wey you carry come again. Uber just need your car to be 2002 model and above.

okay thanks

bradpitt4040:


pls am a driver in need of a car for uber/taxify.. Pls if u got one hala back at me my number is 234 810 779 5894‬ I stay around ikotun axis thanks.

He already said how he can be contacted; DM or check his signature for his contact. Everyone in need of a car should take it serious and call owners. You cant be dropping your number for owners to call you when you could have even requested for the owner's number and call

kanuisagoat:


Una no dey forget something . You know when you've not walked in peoples shoes, its easy to be a critic. Mehn, some riders are devil incarnates.

That said, the riders hold the aces and I still stand by that post. I treat most of them with the respect they deserve even though I'm doing much better than 99% of them.

The ones who show me they don't deserve my respect, I return the favour.

And hasn't the complaints been about the bad riders before you made that post?
Why do you have to return the favour to the bad riders and not take their shits because they hold the aces?

You goofed with that post, shikena!!!