Camelot65:
The first time I tried preparing custard Na water I make with seeds inside

Truvel:
No Be Small Thing Ooo. Even As I Dey Claim Say I Sabi Cook, I Still Dey Get Problem When I Wan Prepare Pap Or Custard. If D Water No Be Excess, Na Koko Go Full Pap Or Custard.

Nazgul:

I bet you can't cook better than me.

luminouz:
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Dont worry... Her tutorial is all you need. Stuff is simple unlike that goddamn soup making with the permutation and combination issues.

Jodha:


Wetin yhu talk

lefulefu:
if u want to learn how to cook a new meal u try and learn it from the older generation of women.if not ur mom then ur grandmom or ur aunt or any lady who is much older.

Jodha:


Wetin yhu talk

MeekySmudger:
....Your dad likes you ooo.....funniest part....nah my grandpa teach my mama how to cook,...she kon teach me tooo...but my papa nah f9.....he go just dey condemn person....he no go ever correct....he go just condemn and discourage ....I no longer take his words seriously again

Burgerlomo:
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luminouz:



Abeg leave the bobo be na...na by force to marry ni or is it because he could cook so well?


Haba...leave him alone oooooh

Magnoliaa:


And you're one of those that said they only know how to cook indomie, abi?

You berra goan learn the way to your wife's V, else she'd throw you out of her house, or better still bring in a side cock that'll come and take your spot. You won't say I didn't warn you.



If he wasn't looking to catch a Wife, why would he be advertising his 'goodies' subtlely? Na their way, I know. Always flashing green lights to attract mugus.

Nazgul:

You heard me right...I'm a much better cook than you.

MeekySmudger:
...Hahaha hahaha as...the pawpaw pics tho

Jodha:


I won't argue o... because I hate stress and cooking is stressful...but if I cook for yhu ...my dear ....yhu won't want to eat another food that's not mine...

lefulefu:
yes there are few who stayed in hostels and off camp and who still cant cook...yes like those who have a lot of money to burn.The thing is that if the money u have in school is meant for buying books u would have no choice than to adapt.Now imagine for example u are medical student and u know medical books are quite expensive..if u sensible u would the excess amount of money u would be using to buy food in fast food joints or resturants everyday would be so expensive that u might find it difficult to purchase what u need in school.Imagine using 10k to eat ur breakfast in sizzlers,8k to eat ur lunch in mr biggs and 7k to eat ur dinner.imagine u doing this everyday it will tell on ur expensives.Except if u are very wealthy .so it will be cheaper to buy foodstuff and store.dats what most guys do.But for the ladies in school they have guys and lecturers who take them out regularly so they dont need to cook.when i was in school then there was this girl i knew na everyday guys dey take her out to buy hamgurgers or pizza.na wetin she eat throughout for school.she never cooked one day except maybe if she wants to prepare indomie and egg. Saw the girl of recent on facebook ..babe wey slim dat time for school she don dey measure weight now with eniola .maybe na the marriage things sha .

Omoo. See enjoyment... Guys really have money to spend oh.

About Laycon - I only know from online reviews. How he's always complaining that there's no food for him to eat, yada yada yada.

BBNaija is acting? Who said that?

Jodha:


I won't argue o... because I hate stress and cooking is stressful...but if I cook for yhu ...my dear ....yhu won't want to eat another food that's not mine...

Burgerlomo:


Who cares

Truvel:
Dat Time Wey I Never Sabi Cook, I Been Dey Yab My Younger Sister Say She No Sabi Cook & Her Food No Sweet. Omo Na So She Frown Her Face. So, One Day Nai My Sister Come Tell My Mother Say Today Na Me Go Cook. Nai Dem Tell Me Say Make I Prepare Fried Rice. Me As An Inexperience Guy Na. I Come Form Like Say Na Simple Thing Na. Bro. When I Cook D Rice Finish Ehn, Na BOMB. Everybody Just Go Buy Fish Drink Garri Dat Day. Since Den Ehn, I Come Dey Give Kitchen Social Distancing.

Jodha:


Yhu guys are stealing my memes too much in this nairaland o...

Magnoliaa:


You meanit? Marriage as your crown is not your greatest desire in this life? *Yinmu* Men were made for women. You can't change nature... you'll always desire a woman and faithfulness from her.

It's just how you pipu are wayad.

Nazgul:

So what and what can you cook?

MeekySmudger:
....I don steal dis one to....hahahahahahaaa

Burgerlomo:


Seriously looking for one tho

Really? Should I groom you?

Lemme teach you the Art of Being A Feminine Man that drives women wild... Na dem go dey rush you, hoping to dominate you (yunno, it's in our nature - it's not a negative tin).

Jodha:


I can't start listing them jhoor....yhu go first

Nazgul:

Lol...

I can boil water and make semo/garri, I can boil yam, rice, egg...

I can cook spaghetti, tomato stew, noodles, beans, yam porridge, vegetable soup...

I can fry eggs, plantain, yam...

Your turn

Jodha:


Boil water keh...

Vegetable soup...egusi...okro/ogbonno ...okro ... ogbonno...okazi...kirigina...yam/plantain and pepper... Yam/plantain portage... Yam and egg sauce (my favourite) ... chicken sauce... kekefai...rice and stew ...fried rice...beans..jollof...oil rice...shall I go on..??

luminouz:


Lol... I think I can still do akara and even moimoi sef...my mum did it like a million times in front of me. The hardest part is peeling and sieving the beans shell

Nazgul:

Go on na... they're mostly foreign dishes...very few local dishes. Meaning I'm clearly leading this contest.

Can you cook Nsala soup?

Jodha:


Nsala is not my local dish...I can't cook it...

Can yhu cook kirigina and kekefai??

Magnoliaa:
The title sounds promising, but I'm yet to be impressed.

Eggs, indomie--are these the same men that hassle women about cooking or no cooking??

lefulefu:
ur mom did u well
no be like those girls dat will be watching zee world films and when their mom shout nkechi! come and help me in the kitchen they will be frowning face and saying mom! i am doing my assignment! the housegirl can help!