lamidiinjury:


E too bad 4 me, I go even save money in advance if they never asked thinking they will surely ask and I will provide
Nothing wey I never do for woman, except to buy car or build house, I don rent apartment sef all for love at the end of the day na error
My own level of simp must be in top ten for this world
And I've been repeating the same mistake for more than 5yrs now i never get sense, na the reason why I feel like crying after what I've been reading here since last week
Right now e just be like say make I pay somebody to just beat me up mercilessly

One girl like that never even call me for like 5month now call me today said she needs help, if na before I go just help like nothing happened

I just dey vex for myself like this, e be like say all my family and friends sef know say I be vetran in simp, dey just dey use me financially anyhow
People I dey help go dey wear good clothes do great stuff, I go even contribute financially for them to achieve their goals
And me, me God!!

CaveAdullam:
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luminouz:


Watdafuq dude!!!!.
You actually dmed me!!!

Surely,you don't really mean I should beat you na!!!

Regex:


It's OK to cry once and understand what made you cry in the first place. It's even better to keep crying till you learn. It's wisdom to learn from other people's tears.

Go and cry no more.

lamidiinjury:


Put yourself in my shoes , I will be taking care of virgin, buy her anything she wants, girl wey no even sabi cook but when I'm Hot na olosho I dey bleep... I no deserve beating?

lamidiinjury:


Put yourself in my shoes , I will be taking care of virgin, buy her anything she wants, girl wey no even sabi cook but when I'm Hot na olosho I dey bleep... I no deserve beating?

CAPSLOCKED:
HAPPENING JUST NOW.

SO I'M WITH MY FELLOW GODLESS FRIEND AT HIS LAB THIS MORNING SIPPING CAN BEER AND TALKING RANDOM STUFF, AND THIS FINE GIRL WALKS IN AND ASKS TO SEE THE PERSON IN CHARGE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO OTHER EMPLOYEES.
HE BRINGS HER TO HIS OFFICE AND I EXIT TO RELOAD MORE BEER BECAUSE IT'S MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
CAME BACK WHEN SHE WAS EXISTING AND AS PER MY GUY AND PLAYER THAT HE IS. HE HAD TO LET ME KNOW THE LATEST GAME.

FINE GIRL CAME TO FORGE A TEST RESULT SHOWING THAT SHE'S PREGNANT SO SHE COULD BAG CASH FROM HER BOYFRIEND WHO IN HIS MIND, MAY BE THINKING HE HAS FOUND THE "RIGHT ONE".

HER PLAN WITH THE RESULT IS TO CLAIM THAT THE BABY IS REACHING ADVANCED STAGES AND THERE ARE A LIST OF OTHER PROBLEMS DETECTED THAT COULD COST HER LIFE IF SHE DOESN'T ABORT THE CHILD AND TREAT SEVERAL INFECTIONS (THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST). THE GUY MUST BE A REAL MAGA. AND MY MAN IS LETTING ME KNOW THAT SHE PLANS TO BILL HIM TO THE FULLEST SO HE MUST GIVE HER A "THREATENING" RESULT THAT WILL MAKE THE MAGA COUGH OUT EVERY LAST PENNY HE HAS EVER EARNED IN HIS LIFE.

HE SAYS HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, AND THAT WOMEN COME FOR SUCH FAKE RESULTS MORE THAN THEY COME FOR THE REAL THING BECAUSE MEN ALWAYS PAY UP FOR ABORTIONS AND ALL THAT STUFF WITHOUT INVESTIGATING OR VERIFYING SUCH CLAIMS.

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU, GUYS. YOU'RE NOT THEIR LOVER, YOU'RE JUST A CASH COW. BELIEVE ME.

lamidiinjury:


Put yourself in my shoes , I will be taking care of virgin, buy her anything she wants, girl wey no even sabi cook but when I'm Hot na olosho I dey bleep... I no deserve beating?

Trex4:
Bro, it's good you noticed your mistakes and acknowledged them. Some people learn their mistake(s) too late at 60+ years of age. Some refuse to acknowledge their mistakes, and even think they're Alphas. Like that "K" guy above. Alpha-Simps.

While I don't like the fact people actually mocked you here, you need to build a strong frame. Learn to say NO!!!!!!! Not No, say NO!!!!!!!! Instead of spending on useless women, spend on yourself. Head out, travel outside,Read really nice books, go to the Gym, buy video games, just generally do what you love! I'm in the university but I'm earning a sizeable sum of money due to some strategic investments. Instead of spending on Useless women I'll rather give to motherless babies home or an orphanage. Because trust me, that's 100% better than giving women that will open bank and shop on your head, save your name as Mr ATM and still see you as worthless and below them. You'll give them the whole world and still be the one telling them Thank you.

FORGET WOMEN!!! If it's paying a prostitute for sex ( I honestly don't recommend this) it's better than being a fool or MAGA for a woman.

Granted I'm not perfect, But I want you to stop crying, Get some data, head to YouTube and subscribe to self improvement channels, enter Skillshare, Get some udemy courses, learn coding or Adobe Photoshop, illustrator or even premier Pro. Try your best to become successful. Trust me, when that happens,
Women will flock to you in different sizes and shapes. You'll get to pick then. Like I said previously I'm not perfect, but I'm improving myself. That's what this thread is for. Improvement.

luminouz:
.

Lol,I get you..

Where are you based?

lamidiinjury:


Osogbo and you

mattfeuter:
As seen on the gram. . .

Straight from the horses mouth

Compguy:
I've had this experience with girls more than 3x.. saying sorry for not giving sex.
There's this girl I was talking to last year, but we lost contact and started talking recently, We planned a meet up, mind you we haven't met before, so our first Meetup was in an open place. I walked her home just to know her place... She invited me tot her place the following day, I tried to make a move to knack, but she blocked me three times. The shocking thing is she said she was sorry for not letting me have sex with her.
I've had this same encounter with girls in the past. Why do they apologise when they clearly say they are not interested?
Is this a fault from the guy?

CAPSLOCKED:
HAPPENING JUST NOW.

SO I'M WITH MY FELLOW GODLESS FRIEND AT HIS LAB THIS MORNING SIPPING CAN BEER AND TALKING RANDOM STUFF, AND THIS FINE GIRL WALKS IN AND ASKS TO SEE THE PERSON IN CHARGE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO OTHER EMPLOYEES.
HE BRINGS HER TO HIS OFFICE AND I EXIT TO RELOAD MORE BEER BECAUSE IT'S MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
CAME BACK WHEN SHE WAS EXITING AND AS PER MY GUY HE HAD TO LET ME KNOW THE LATEST GAME.

FINE GIRL CAME TO FORGE A TEST RESULT SHOWING THAT SHE'S PREGNANT SO SHE COULD BAG CASH FROM HER BOYFRIEND WHO IN HIS MIND, MAY BE THINKING HE HAS FOUND THE "RIGHT ONE".

HER PLAN WITH THE RESULT IS TO CLAIM THAT THE BABY IS REACHING ADVANCED STAGES AND THERE ARE A LIST OF OTHER PROBLEMS DETECTED THAT COULD COST HER LIFE IF SHE DOESN'T ABORT THE CHILD AND TREAT SEVERAL INFECTIONS (THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST). THE GUY MUST BE A REAL MAGA. AND MY MAN IS LETTING ME KNOW THAT SHE PLANS TO BILL HIM TO THE FULLEST SO HE MUST GIVE HER A "THREATENING" RESULT THAT WILL MAKE THE MAGA COUGH OUT EVERY LAST PENNY HE HAS EVER EARNED IN HIS LIFE.

HE SAYS HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, AND THAT WOMEN COME FOR SUCH FAKE RESULTS MORE THAN THEY COME FOR THE REAL THING BECAUSE MEN ALWAYS PAY UP FOR ABORTIONS AND ALL THAT STUFF WITHOUT INVESTIGATING OR VERIFYING SUCH CLAIMS.

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU, GUYS. YOU'RE NOT THEIR LOVER, YOU'RE JUST A CASH COW. BELIEVE ME.

Compguy:
I've had this experience with girls more than 3x.. saying sorry for not giving sex.
There's this girl I was talking to last year, but we lost contact and started talking recently, We planned a meet up, mind you we haven't met before, so our first Meetup was in an open place. I walked her home just to know her place... She invited me tot her place the following day, I tried to make a move to knack, but she blocked me three times. The shocking thing is she said she was sorry for not letting me have sex with her.
I've had this same encounter with girls in the past. Why do they apologise when they clearly say they are not interested?
Is this a fault from the guy?

Chiagozieking:


Just say you are disappointed in them, they will open up, make them see a virtual anger in your face for not letting you in,they can't deny you sex

Trex4:
Bro, it's good you noticed your mistakes and acknowledged them. Some people learn their mistake(s) too late at 60+ years of age. Some refuse to acknowledge their mistakes, and even think they're Alphas. Like that "K" guy above. Alpha-Simps.

While I don't like the fact people actually mocked you here, you need to build a strong frame. Learn to say NO!!!!!!! Not No, say NO!!!!!!!! Instead of spending on useless women, spend on yourself. Head out, travel outside,Read really nice books, go to the Gym, buy video games, just generally do what you love! I'm in the university but I'm earning a sizeable sum of money due to some strategic investments. Instead of spending on Useless women I'll rather give to motherless babies home or an orphanage. Because trust me, that's 100% better than giving women that will open bank and shop on your head, save your name as Mr ATM and still see you as worthless and below them. You'll give them the whole world and still be the one telling them Thank you.

FORGET WOMEN!!! If it's paying a prostitute for sex ( I honestly don't recommend this) it's better than being a fool or MAGA for a woman.

Granted I'm not perfect, But I want you to stop crying, Get some data, head to YouTube and subscribe to self improvement channels, enter Skillshare, Get some udemy courses, learn coding or Adobe Photoshop, illustrator or even premier Pro. Try your best to become successful. Trust me, when that happens,
Women will flock to you in different sizes and shapes. You'll get to pick then. Like I said previously I'm not perfect, but I'm improving myself. That's what this thread is for. Improvement.

lamidiinjury:


E too bad 4 me, I go even save money in advance if they never asked thinking they will surely ask and I will provide
Nothing wey I never do for woman, except to buy car or build house, I don rent apartment sef all for love at the end of the day na error
My own level of simp must be in top ten for this world
And I've been repeating the same mistake for more than 5yrs now i never get sense, na the reason why I feel like crying after what I've been reading here since last week
Right now e just be like say make I pay somebody to just beat me up mercilessly

One girl like that never even call me for like 5month now call me today said she needs help, if na before I go just help like nothing happened

I just dey vex for myself like this, e be like say all my family and friends sef know say I be veteran in simp, dey just dey use me financially anyhow
People I dey help go dey wear good clothes do great stuff, I go even contribute financially for them to achieve their goals
And me, me God!!

Moneysoldier007:
I centre my life in this manner
God,
Money,
Women.

God first because on a personal level I always feel I am not alone. I have come to learn to follow my instinct in everything I do cos I have noticed when I go against it, it turns out badly for me, this has built me over time to have a very strong instinct, let me put it, I allow that presence that makes me not feel alone lead me. I have been told by close friends I have a strong instinct. So when I say God, I don't mean the religious God, I mean The God!.


Money: It is next cos in my journey through life, people respect or value you based on how much you spend on yourself(achieve) and not how much you spend on a woman. Call me stingy I give zero fucqks, I rather spoil myself and go broke than spend on a woman and go broke and the reason is as a man when you are down but look around and see tones of things you spent money on and still enjoying them, it gives you a scintillating feeling, but for a woman, go broke and watch her leave you that's when you will realize you've been throwing money in a drainage all along, it's worse when you spent even longer time doing it.

Women: Now for young niggas always shouting relationship, relationship, NIGGAS relationship is a drag back for you yet to achieve anything, you are still eating free food, still saying Mommy thank you, maybe that's why, be a man first then you will know

"You can't find what you are not looking for",

We did that in our Uni days. We go dey School dey form serious relationship, our babe go travel go another state or enter town go konje Big boys wey don already dey soft.

Now I find it very funny when a chick comes for a weekend or a chill and her boyfriend is killing her with calls, that's when you'll know this bitches ain't shit. I slap ass and treat you like that bitch that you are expecting them to take it in a negative way and you are shocked they like it. So please what's the point of a "SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" when we had sex without us dating, so why should we start dating after having sex?.

Ever noticed the longer you are around a woman the more you spend?, the longer the relationship the longer the manipulations and the more you are being manipulated to invest, both emotionally and financially.

Love does not exist, its just steady youthful puxxxy, vulnerability and too much fondness of her that was fucking with your mind the whole dammmmnnnnnnn time.

How do I get manipulated when I am not even giving you the chance to?

How do you summon the courage to bill me when I owe you nothing?

Well na Niggas wey put women on pedestal, carry relationship for head dey blow bar ontop woman anyhow na em dey fear heartbreak, wetin concern let me see what I can do.

Keep hunting for value, women will come easy, the more the value, the better the women.

For those who value relationships, please make sure she's investing heavily and I mean emotionally and financially, if not na TEARS GO END AM.