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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by snoopanddre(m): 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2020
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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Latidoh1: 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2020
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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by AltCtrlDel: 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2020
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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by ogmask: 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2020
You just talk am finish. This is what we call free to air advise.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by sample042(m): 3:19pm On Dec 22, 2020
Lol
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by snoopanddre(m): 3:20pm On Dec 22, 2020
Among all the things that use to make first page, I think this one is a big no for me sha.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by gurunlocker: 3:21pm On Dec 22, 2020
The funny thing is this hair has been always available before this new 2020 Bone straight trend, not just popular like it is now.


Some will even sell rubbish hair for you in the name of bone straight.... And as always, many pvssy go don suffer because of Bone straight, just like iPhone.



Wearing bone straight on head that doesn't know the name of your state governor and deputy grin grin grin

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by ostarlink: 3:22pm On Dec 22, 2020
Lol����
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by emmyw(m): 3:23pm On Dec 22, 2020
Bone Straight Hair: Everything You Need to Know https://www.benupdate.com/bone-straight-hair/ .
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Mryacks: 3:23pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

This cracked me up.... grin grin
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by mansoura(f): 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2020
Wahala grin
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Shaev7(m): 3:26pm On Dec 22, 2020
Boring.
Cheap version of the hair will arise soon and life will always go on.... Thats one good thing I like about life. You think you're trending, and then another takes off from there and life goes on. At the end, all revolves like circle.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by sammyesx: 3:27pm On Dec 22, 2020
Lolz, wahala wear bone straight

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 3:27pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/
Your mother supposed lost your pregnant
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by chocboi78(m): 3:27pm On Dec 22, 2020
How in Hell's name did this make FP?

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by iamJ(m): 3:28pm On Dec 22, 2020
Brazilian hair, Peruvian hair, now it's bone straight


Nigerjans, who curse una?

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 3:29pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:
Funny
WHAT FUNNY SIR
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:

Lol
not funny
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by raphy(m): 3:31pm On Dec 22, 2020
I just can't talk bone don hang me ...
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by FashionCookie(f): 3:32pm On Dec 22, 2020
obasi101:
In Nigeria.. everything has its prime times. With Time.. dis bone straight hair saga ll vanish and another one ll start trending. ...

I give up for d craving Ladies of bone straight lipsrsealed

Na some Nigerian ladies just dey hype this bone straight hair anyhow. Something dey don dey market since...it's not even as expensive as they are hyping it.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by raphy(m): 3:32pm On Dec 22, 2020
inspire700:
Nawa o.... Money matter...

See what this Slay Queen posted on Twitter HERE
.I go use get bone straight erection Sun too much.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by FashionCookie(f): 3:34pm On Dec 22, 2020
post=97325825:

For the laymen and women wondering what this hair is all about,

From Sisi Yewande @[b][/b],
She sabi fashion no be small.

Bone straight is raw hair from multiple donors, usually of Peruvian or Cambodian origin.
It's not easy to keep very long hair without it getting wavy and curly.
The beauty of Bone straight hair is that it is naturally straight!
That is the exact same reason why many ladies love it, because it is damn straight and long.

Straight and LONG ke? Bros it comes in different inches. The real beauty lies with the very long ones.
Na d one person power reach she go buy...
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:36pm On Dec 22, 2020
FashionCookie:


Straight and LONG ke? Bros it comes in different inches. The real beauty lies with the very long ones.
Na d one person power reach she go buy...
For the umpteenth time,,
We no be bros,
We are simply WE!
Don't get it twisted .

Your point noted about the hair tho....

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 3:38pm On Dec 22, 2020
WHITE MEN BANGED THE DRUM WHILE THE BLACK MEN DANCE THEIR LUNACY DANCE_ ___THE BONE HAIR DOES NOT COME FROM NIGERIA WHY THE STUPID NOISE ABOUT THE BONE HAIRS

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by lahizak: 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2020
Oizatobad:
WHAT FUNNY SIR
May joy and laughter never depart from our life
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by NOwazobia: 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2020
Many ladies today are just too vain and frivolous in their ways. No wonder they are still yet to get a willing man to take them to the alter even at penmenopause. They will be crying, 'God when?' when they are their own witches. Spit on their dumb head.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by waploger(m): 3:40pm On Dec 22, 2020
If u know how many girl dem go bleep because of bone straight ehn? chai! Blackberry dat year.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by PDPdestroyer(m): 3:40pm On Dec 22, 2020
Senseless post. What's the very essence of this being on the front page? Nairaland mods are just pathetic
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by NOwazobia: 3:41pm On Dec 22, 2020
Oizatobad:
Your mother supposed lost your pregnant
shai! That grammar can abort a pregnancy.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by obembet(f): 3:41pm On Dec 22, 2020
@ Streetpaddy

Na ur mate dey buy am for ladies... Some good guys are even buying cars. Build houses even take their girlfriend for vacation. But poverty will not allow many of u to think well.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by pyx: 3:43pm On Dec 22, 2020
Wahala for person wey get 5 girl friends, they for kuku sell me buy the wig.
streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

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