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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Trex4(m): 3:44pm On Dec 22, 2020
post=97325825:

For the laymen and women wondering what this hair is all about,

From Sisi Yewande @[b][/b],
She sabi fashion no be small.

Bone straight is raw hair from multiple donors, usually of Peruvian or Cambodian origin.
It's not easy to keep very long hair without it getting wavy and curly.
The beauty of Bone straight hair is that it is naturally straight!
That is the exact same reason why many ladies love it, because it is damn straight and long.
Definition from Google/Opera news. Why you sabi lie like this? Or is the imaginary sisi yewande fierce nation?

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by YoungBlackRico(m): 3:45pm On Dec 22, 2020
foolish people with misplaced priority. Bone straight kor, muscle curve ni undecided

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 3:45pm On Dec 22, 2020
You can also build a house



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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 3:48pm On Dec 22, 2020
NOwazobia:
shai! That grammar can abort a pregnancy.
Im not from Britain
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by empressruky(f): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2020
Wahala for who dey look for bone straight o grin
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by UndauntedYOCA(f): 3:54pm On Dec 22, 2020
Lol, I actually had to Google what bone straight hair was because I didn't know what all the madness was all about. Anyways, the ladies craving BSH have the right to do so because we all have material things we love, it just differs. Mine is quality perfumes (doesn't mean I'll go shouting upandan about it) and yours could just be quality wine, so, let them be.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:55pm On Dec 22, 2020
UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, I actually had to Google what none straight hair was because I didn't know what all the madness was all about. Anyways, the ladies craving BSH have the right to do so because we all have material things we love, it just differs. Mine is quality perfumes (doesn't mean I'll go shouting upandan about it) and yours could just be quality wine, so, let them be.
You are absolutely right sis.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Eriggs: 3:56pm On Dec 22, 2020
Trex4:
Definition from Google/Opera news. Why you sabi lie like this? Or is the imaginary sisi yewande fierce nation?
U don't have to like dem , dey are not Facebook status now.
E pain u if na Google or Twitter? Bad belle hater tongue

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Brunicekid(m): 3:57pm On Dec 22, 2020
post=97325825:

For the laymen and women wondering what this hair is all about,

From Sisi Yewande @[b][/b],
She sabi fashion no be small.

Bone straight is raw hair from multiple donors, usually of Peruvian or Cambodian origin.
It's not easy to keep very long hair without it getting wavy and curly.
The beauty of Bone straight hair is that it is naturally straight!
That is the exact same reason why many ladies love it, because it is damn straight and long.
Bonestraight hair is causing serious casala now ooo.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by boyjo: 4:02pm On Dec 22, 2020
Please do not sell your eggs dear lady.

If you see wetin devils dey take am do you go weep.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by RosyIsBlessed: 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2020
grin
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Karlosorji(m): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2020
Which kind hair be this sef?
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Plut01: 4:17pm On Dec 22, 2020
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Like BlackBerry like bone straight hair

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by b0rn2fuck(m): 4:18pm On Dec 22, 2020
They should be patient, ABA own go soon come 5k
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Openyamind111(m): 4:31pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/




One time for the girls that will do promo with their body because of bone straight
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 4:47pm On Dec 22, 2020
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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Happy2020: 4:49pm On Dec 22, 2020
This is only for silly azz Nigerian women. They sell pussy for this.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by armadeo(m): 4:49pm On Dec 22, 2020
obasi101:
In Nigeria.. everything has its prime times. With Time.. dis bone straight hair saga ll vanish and another one ll start trending. ...

I give up for d craving Ladies of bone straight lipsrsealed

Time.go reach when e go be 1500.

Mark this post.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by armadeo(m): 4:50pm On Dec 22, 2020
guruzmarstk:


Oga this thing na from Google you copy an na!!! Why the lie that it's one Sisi Yewande... Abah

Guy no light.




grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 4:52pm On Dec 22, 2020
armadeo:

Guy no light.



grin grin grin grin grin

LOL... Na when my phone battery reach 1 percent I dey like charge.

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Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by aminusodiq(m): 4:59pm On Dec 22, 2020
musicproducer:
very dumb list
mumu
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by offset67(m): 5:06pm On Dec 22, 2020
angry

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by davidas101(m): 5:08pm On Dec 22, 2020
Lol
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 22, 2020
That kidney part...hmm
Are you all thinking what am thinking?
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by friday2011(m): 5:13pm On Dec 22, 2020
That your number 2 get as e be ooo...

Who go divide and share your own cut for you?

Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Nobody: 5:19pm On Dec 22, 2020
aminusodiq:
mumu
like ur thinking mumu
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by CodeTemplar: 5:30pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.
Lol... using the intangible to do collateral for the tangible. Coven stuffs. By the way, there is outer darkness on heaven which will provoke gnashing of teeth.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by gbolagunte81693: 5:37pm On Dec 22, 2020
Wahala for who dey look for bone straight o
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by SavageMaster: 5:42pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

Bone straight hair will stop trending by New Year.

Op, you cannot explain spiritual things with physical mind

That Number 6 point no follow at all.
Re: 7 Things You Can Sell For A Bone Straight Wig by Mypeople2(m): 5:43pm On Dec 22, 2020
streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy You are too funny

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