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My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(m): 10:20am On Dec 26, 2020 |
and so i started by eating white rice and stew with chicken, gizzard and dodo with a bottle of chapman Anita John came to my house and i destroyed her with food too Then We Headed For Davids Place By 4pm... When We Got There we Took Some Pictures Outside with The Green Bushes before We Entered Dave's Sister Served Us fried Rice With Salad And very Soft Chicken and A Can Of Coke We Watched A Movie and Then Watched Wrestling, Dave Came And Brought two Big Chicken Meat but Our Stomach Was Too Full but David carried Mortar pestle and Was Not Ready To Let Us Go Until We Eat it He Said He Will Break Faith Head If She Doesnt eat The Big Chicken but She Couldnt Take Another Bite even Me Too, anyway He Allowed Us Take It Home so I And Faith Went To Her House as Dave escorted us On the way we meant Vivian, Vivian hugged everybody except me… When me and Anita got to her place There i Felt My Stomach Give Space And Calling For The chicken To Enter so I Obeyed And Consumed The Chicken with Chapman, my Stomach Was As Big As hot Air Balloon i Couldnt Move, in My Mind I Prayed To God That If He should Spare My Life This Night i Will Never Eat Food In My Life Again and God Answered My Prayers, he Spared My Life And My Stomach pain Went Down. But In My Mind, i Know That God Knows That I Lied. When I Got Home another New Food Was Calling Me, the Flesh Was Weak But The Spirit Was Willing to Consume and Then Suddenly My Stomach Was Full Of Darkness like It Was Going To Rain And Indeed It Was Going To Rain but Not From The Sky but My Bumbum After Finishing In The Toilet, i Swear I Noticed That There Was Now Space In my Stomach For More. It Was Like When I Clear My Phone Memory And had Extra 2gb of Space To Store. My Mom Offered Me Rice And Chicken i Wanted To Say No but I Didnt thanks To My Long Throat. To My Surprise She Brought Ice cream too, i Consumed The Ice cream With The Rice and Then My Sister Entered With Shawama and The Shawama had Hot Dog Inside It that Was When I Knew I Had broken My Promise To God, i Joined Her And Devoured The Shawama and A Can Of Pineapple Juice. I Am Still Very Much Alive and Fully Satisfied.. But Now I Have Space For More Oh The End. https://primebookz..com/2020/12/my-christmas-experience.html?m=1
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Re: My Christmas Day Experience by Kriss216: 10:24am On Dec 26, 2020 |
The writer of the epistle must be working in CONSUMER protection. |
Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(m): 10:24am On Dec 26, 2020 |
True life story oh, no be joke oh |
Re: My Christmas Day Experience by Nobody: 10:26am On Dec 26, 2020 |
What a life saving experience... I think we all should adopt this method of eating carelessly to boost our immune system in the fight against Covid-19. Thanks for sharing this brilliant post. 1 Like |
Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(m): 11:06am On Dec 26, 2020 |
JidennaJason:You welcome |
Re: My Christmas Day Experience by Nobody: 11:15am On Dec 26, 2020 |
lol my guy do me giveaway na,least 2k no go bad we wey no see Food chop yesterday nkor
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Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(m): 1:45pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Lalasticlala seun |
Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(m): 4:49pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Kriss216:no Am not |
Re: My Christmas Day Experience by IamPlato(m): 10:32am On Dec 29, 2020 |
SmellySperm:What you see is not all there is |
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