McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

popweezy:
I jam one girl for beer parlour one night..na so we begin talk. She try seduce me and later I take ham to my house.. Bleep no dey hungry me but I sha manage to Bleep her.. na so I Bleep for over 45mins walai my Penis no gree cum o e no even gree rise.. omo I later stand up without releasing.. I just dey wonder say wetin ft cause ham. Shey na me get problem ni abi the pussi. Very very embarrasing mehn

RexTramadol1:
I wore a black turtle neck shirt to an interview, Judicial interview tho’





Walked in, and the panel was like ....... why are you not on tie ( tie with turtle neck ke?)



Meanwhile the turtle neck is a nice shirt, fully buttoned up and the trouser was okay with it fa


Dem call Dey call me Mushin boy, but sha dem still accept me and I Dey enjoy my job Like that.....


But that moment e be like make I enter ground..... I made up for it by answering all questions correctly sha

Homeboiy:


As I no touch and she come de use am de talk say I weak nko.

E good?

She go come tomorrow night

I go tear that pussy into pieces

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

BigDawsNet:
I was running a Virtual Class on a program at home due to lockdown...


We have 10 students
1 course Coordinator
And 1 Prof

I was actually defending a project assignment
Everyone's is watching

While my gf walks in with an indoor sexy dress

I notice my guys laughing online

And I was told to rearrange

"Sorry sir" my bad... I said

My coordinator : find a private an continue without distracting us...

Prof : you will not be grounded because its your house and its not designed for class

Na so I take pass in flying colours

Exmilitant:
My car broke down in the middle of a busy road and all those aba bus drivers started shouting, 'comot dat carton for road.'

chatinent:



I experienced all the symptoms, esp. lost of taste. Funnily, I became well again.

Draslo:
Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode.
I did and said despicable things.
I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me
Lost some of my really close friends.
My girlfriend sef follow join.
I went to Yaba left.


It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again.

Homeboiy:


As I no touch and she come de use am de talk say I weak nko.

E good?

She go come tomorrow night

I go tear that pussy into pieces

NiRfreak:
A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

BUSHHUNTER:
I approached a small fine girl thinking she will ignore me but to my greatest surprise, in the middle of conversation she started laughing and touching my biceps and she said "Let me have your phone, that's my number please call" this is someone I always thought she's hard and special little girl.



I felt embarrassed.

dancok:
have heard that,but i don't know why,why are they shaving??

Prechgold1180:

Nur be my pussy u go tear I Nur dey come again
So u think say I Nur dey nairaland
Thank God i don catch u
If I come today mk I know why

Splendorgirl633:
I was walking along a narrow road, when mess hook me, funny enough I looked around to be sure that no one was coming, with my sweet make up and beautiful dress, I started releasing the thing o, only for one cute guy to pass me and said" sister weldone o" I later see sey na one of the guys wey don dey toast me since and I dey form for him. I just die

ONYEUTALI:
Because of the Corona Virus thing I was turned down on two occasions when I tired shaking people's hand.

The most painful part was that the people that turned me down were people that would ask me for an autograph on a normal day. I was just trying to be a humble celeb before them.

The thing still dey pain me.

Since then whenever I meet someone that I'm not certain would accept a handshake, I just put my two hands in my pocket.

NiRfreak:
A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

cletz991:
Wen my car started over heating on a Saturday night. .Radiator leakage...na so I begin de carry bag of pure water de open bonet for traffic. ..super embarrassing

samx4real:
I have being seen this girl since Novermber last year... In short, there house is just two streets away from ours.

During the lock down, we became more of lovers than friends.

But something happened in September 2020, in short... I will never forget that day.

That was the day, Edo state did there election... I went to this girl's place to get something and the first person I met at there gate, was her father.

Immediately, the old man (retired soldier) saw me he said "O'boy"... I said sir...

No come my house again.

I felt like... Let the ground open and swallow me.

And he said " Now"...

Immediately... I left.

But the truth is... His daughter is already in love with me. I was very angry but when I told my brother, he said I should do things the right way.

I should marry her...

But reality is... Man need to hustle hard, save up and do the needful.

September 19th, 2020 is the most embarrassing moment of my whole life.

bigcee:

U for use bottle water na

NiRfreak:
A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

candy404:

Not idle for most Nigerian school.

Bigdaw sounds more like a familiar content developer.