Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

Nigeriabiafra80:
I don’t even reply my girls message when am online talk more of
Choosing her over a lucrative business

Analyst7:
When u can order limitless babes online

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish

Biglittlelois:



In your dreams.

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

My nigga

DonHummer:
Reno Omokri will not like this question

BigDawsNet:

I will choose my Computer over my girlfriend

Reason

That Computer system and my digital skills specialist pay my bills... And my Bills take care of my girlfriend even tho she also earn some good income...


Computer is part of me
I'm part of Computer

I hav been running this for 3 decades and ain't no lady gonna keep me apart from my career duty...

flexyndavis:
sir teach me thy way bro,wstsapp 07067265513

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

99thEnemy:

las las, feel this code

 bool gasm;
 int pleasure;
 bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());

 void sex(girlfriend) {
     gasm = false;
     pleasure = 0;
     if ( girlfriend != null ) {
         while(gasm==false) {
             body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f);
             body.hip.forceBck(0.5f);
             Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f);
             if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                 gasm=true;
             }
         }
         if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
             body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
         }
     } else {
         while ( gasm==false) {
             body.arm.right.moveUp();
             Time.delay(0.3f);
             body.arm.right.moveDown();
             Time.delay(0.3f);
             if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) {
                 gasm = true;
             }
         }
         if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) {
             body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate();
             body.emotions.sadness+=100;
         }
     }
 }

 void main(string ...args) {
     sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend);
 }





   

ivumar:


Damn nigga....
Best thing I've seen today

Salarys:



Hey bro, Good afternoon.

You may not remember this monicker but can you please text me on WhatsApp. It's really important. Thank you.

ivumar:


Good day bro.....
I am trying to remember. monicker looks familiar.
My phone is damaged so I can't access whatsapp for now.
I sent you a pm. check your mail.

Salarys:


Okay I will.

Please can you clear off my contact on the quoted post. I'd really appreciate it.

Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

ivumar:

Done

Salarys:


Thanks.

I have been trying to access my email but has been futile.

I don't have access to it anymore. Please reach me here