And that is why you spend donkey productive years in the toilet. Time is money

GerraMeh74:
Funny enough now for getting close to Seven years I have been using water oh. My ass Is so fragile that tissue bruises my ass mehn, and there are so many fake tissues in Nigeria, most are just so crumpy and don't wipe properly, and end up leaving particules of the tissue in your ass. Water is more hygienic mehn after, use your left hand and then wash your hands properly after you finish.

I never knew tissue paper in the toilet was to wipe ass, I thought it was to clean the closet seat.
If you step on poop don't use water to wash it just take a dry cloth, then see how people would avoid you like a plague

So you go sniffing? How do you know butt smells ?
Mind sharing ?

bell1255:


And no water after? That's how you people go about with smelly butt

If na dry hard shìt then you fit use tissue but if na watery or semi watery shìt, na water fit do the magic.

The problem with the people that use water in the north ,after the finish they do not was their hands with soap ,so they will go back to their ship and serve you suya,meat and other stuff with un washed hands .

If you want see want happens if you don't wash the hands with soap after a rub down check the internet but after that you will be scared to shop at some certain places in the market

oyatz:


Don't mind her.


Na so I dey fvck one slay queen in 2016 in doggy style. Na so so shift just dey smell.

I no fit finish the fvck sef.

MelesZenawi:


Toilet paper boils down to Tissue.

The rest are religiously Muslims who uses water and mostly north..

And in all the water hygiene, the neatness index is zero.

Thst you use water doesn't signify that u are clean... Nearly 100% water usage individuals are highly dirty..

Come to think of it, you use your hand to wipe your hands with water and use same hand to eat without using even the tiniest soap or detergent to watch your hand....What sorts of hygiene is that?

Nonsense and stupidity..

Nonsense and stupidity..All arguments towards water boils down to the dirty living that follows up as far the italicised is not observed, you are damn dirty and disgusting being.

Someone using tissue paper and even go ahead to watch his/her hands is more hygienic and healthy than the pro water nonsense here

Ignoramus....I can bet your butt stinks of ancient poo Better change this bad habit this year

Ask the Yoruba people who prefer water to tissue paper

Pymetrics:
May Almighty Allah increase the blessing of Prophet Muhammad PBUH. OP was indirectly confirned the guidance brought by this noble Prophet. He was not a madical doctor, he was unlettered, cannot read nor write but yet provide a healthy solutions which is now being confirmed by modern research.

Despite this clear guidance, some people would still close their eyes to the truth. May Allah guide us aright.

Allah is indeed very Great. The ignorant ones are already associating using water to dirtiness. Ignorant fellows.

tnerro1:
Use tissue paper first and then wash up after. You will feel super clean

Shouldn''t it be d other way around?

Queenslander:
It depends on what exactly your doing in there,. If it's a number one you can use tissue,. But for a number two,. I'll go with water, washing with water and soap especially for a number two thoroughly cleans the area of any trace of faecal matter... You can then finish it off with a wipe of toilet paper to dry,. Which Leaves our backsides feeling cleaner and fresher after every poop...

Water is OK, avoid the use of soap to clean your anus because of some chemicals used in preparing the soap, the anal area is sensitive.

eewww...why water? even wipes is still disgusting because of its wet nature...your poop would soak down to your palms... you use water and poop splashes all over your butt. clothes and even panties?. and you use that poopy hand to flush the toilet? okay what if you are in a pubic toilet?. it splashes from the toilet bowl/seat to your ass or if you squat to do it. it splashes from the floor and splurts all over your ass and balls. i pity my fellow girls who do that...that is how they get all sort of toilet infections and stinking vulva because you ve got rotten poop between your vwalls down to your tubes. when you wash your ass with water poop goes straight into your vagina , so if you've got bush it smears all over your bush. how disgusting. and to think that majority of girls fix nails, how do they cope with that?...do they use toothpick to pick off poop between their nails and cuticles or they simply use their teeth to do that because no water or sponge can do that , and even if sponges could do that. is it same sponge you use to wash your face that you use to wash off raw undiluted poop . and the worst part is that those who use water would use the family's bathing bowl to rinse off..i mean they would scoop the poop off their holes and ass and dip it into the bowls which then throw the water out without scrubbing off the bowl and throw it into the family's bathing water drum. seriously i am disgusted and confused

Oghene1st:
O.P! Nice question. Though I am not a medical practitioner but I think I will go for water.

Before I proceed to give my reason why I chose water, I want to address your claim that majority of Christians in Nigeria use toilet paper. You are overly wrong on this. You can't use your residence or zone in South to decide for the whole South.

Now, let me state my reason for choosing water. Toilet paper can't remove all particles of excrete from your ass, some particles will stick around the outer part of the anus as well as pieces of toilet paper because toilet paper in Nigeria easily breaks due to its fragility. Just imagine that a girl used toilet paper to wipe her ass after visiting the white house. She boldly opens her legs for a man to give her MouthAction and he perceives shitty odour from the anus. As a guy, how you go feel? Nor go give shit MouthAction by mistake oh.

When you use water, it will successfully remove all particles of excrete, and you can then wash with sanitizers or other anti-germs products.

Note: Nigerians use paper or newspaper more than toilet paper.

The bolded is no longer true as of today.
Newspaper is now a most expensive commodity.

Water no get enemy O.

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

Only if you dont wash your hands with soap and water afterwards. Even you should wash your hands with soap and water after using toilet paper as well.

Sanitizer

Lol you are funny

ethicallyright:
I like your article O.P. It's well written.



In the South East , I think Ebonyi people prefer water .

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

The smell of that your pussy no go be here o

Flushable wipes on top tissue is best for me.

Don't forget to clean butt hole when taking your bath or shower.

Majority saying water is better than tissue paper would have a rethink, if their hands were probably colour white like the tissue paper which would show traces of their oily poo even after cleaning with water.

Our poo is oily, hence, water alone cannot completely clean our asses.

So both go together

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

Using water& soap is d combination. Wash with soap after just as u are supposed to after using tissue

Tango123:
Those of u saying water, have u forgotten that fecal matter will remain on ur hands afterwards

Have u ever done a thorough microbial analysis of that hand to see what remains on it.

Salmonella and other bacteria which are found in poop cannot be well washed away with water only, unless maybh soap and water.

How many of those of u saying water do wash their hands with soap and water afterwards. Or do u just rinse with water? Gross.

Imagine the amount of poop that will remain in ur nails, hidden away. Gosh. Imagine those men and women with nails. Shit will remain there, no mater how u wash those hands

I feel it's more hygienic to use tissue. Then when u shower, u use soap and water to wash off any fecal mater remaining on ur anus. That is why my routine once i wake up is to poop, then shower. I hate people who poop during the day, worse in office and when travelling.

In Islam, after washing with water, u are expected to scrub ur hands against sand (soap as the case may be) to wash off any bacteria left.

tnerro1:
Use tissue paper first and then wash up after. You will feel super clean

Wash with water first, and then use tissue paper to clean/dry the water before pulling up your pants.

and a lady up there is saying tissue is more hygienic?

Water
Water
Water
Water
Water

Wash your hands properly after.

Tango123:
Those of u saying water, have u forgotten that fecal matter will remain on ur hands afterwards

Have u ever done a thorough microbial analysis of that hand to see what remains on it.

Salmonella and other bacteria which are found in poop cannot be well washed away with water only, unless maybe with soap and water.

How many of those of u saying water do wash their hands with soap and water afterwards. Or do u just rinse with water? Gross.

Imagine the amount of poop that will remain in ur nails, hidden away. Gosh. Imagine those men and women with nails. Shit will remain there, no mater how u wash those hands

I feel it's more hygienic to use tissue. Then when u shower, u use soap and water to wash off any fecal mater remaining on ur anus. That is why my routine once i wake up is to poop, then shower. I hate people who poop during the day, worse in office and when travelling.

Exactly my point as well.. Can't even imagine putting my hands in there with water.. Gosh, irritating.
I use tissue first then straight to the bathroom to bath and wash off.

tnerro1:
Use tissue paper first and then wash up after. You will feel super clean

Use water first then use tissue to mop up the residual water. You will feel super clean especially in the office. But at home, water then followed by using the smaller towel to clean off the wetness.

Using tissue is like painting my a.zz with paint, I detest it the way I detest chelshit as a MAN U fan

What of if u dnt see water 2use??

Heloct:
Which ever method you adapt, once you feel clean, then it's okay.

Hey, long time. Lost my phone and in the process I lost your contact.
What's up?

It's always been tissue then water for me. Tissue gets rid of all the excess feaces. Water rinses the rest. Plus I don't have to get my hand too dirty and still have a clean healthy ass.

Ask the middle part of your boxer

Mopping is better or brushing, people should brush or mop their butts..