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Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Emmypam(m): 9:33am On Jan 03, 2021 |
We don show.. Whistle if u need one 7 Likes
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Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by olabolaji(m): 9:39am On Jan 03, 2021 |
So client send you £7500 like that for billing abi. Continue lying 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by GodWrites: 9:40am On Jan 03, 2021 |
I knew this story is lies when he said $1k - 200k is small money. This op is mad. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Dreyton36: 9:42am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Continuation............. I travelled with a tourist visa and it's a 3 months visa , I've spent about two months plus already and honestly all this while that i was with them none of my clients paid me , even my surest client was not acting funny , my pocket was getting dried and the money left in my acct was about 5milli I didn't want to overstay although some guys over there told me to , but I didn't want to get no bad record on my passport I booked my ticket back to Nigeria , wire I no learn , money don reduce for acct The problem here is this , its not not as if they didn't want to teach me but they asked me to pay the sum of 4million before they will teach me and I was puzzled , if i give out 4milli I'll be left with just 1m in my acct I just couldn't take such a risk cuz I had no backup plan and it was already festive period , Xmas and new yr norm family Billings will soon show up When i came back to Lagos I felt so disappointed , asking myself what's even the need of going there if they will end up not teaching me , but I was carried away by the European bitchez that were giving me heads and licking me like an ice cream , damn European busty tall pretty girls with their sexy tone screaming (oh Jesus) when u hit it hard and grab on 'em boobies "A quick one before I continue " (whether you believe in me or not , I still have my money , whether you don't believe ooo, I still have my money , some are saying making $400k daily from Monday to Friday is not possible I just laugh, you haven't seen hustlers yet , how much do you think hushpuppi pays in hotel palazo per night Newsflash men make more than $6m daily , wire loaders can relate so FEM ) CONTINUATION... One of the guys in the tower which we exchanged contacts later told me something shocking through chat Saying they don't work for Jew men , that the reason they refused to teach me is because they knew I was a jew man (non cultist) And if only I was an Aro Baga (Vikings) they would've taught me for free and they'll regard me as their own blood I was like how does cultism relative with Yahoo He explained in details , but I'll make it very brief Most cult groups like to see their own peers grow in money with them , when they go out to flex they wanna take over the whole hotel or bar and cast themselves just to attract people to be like them He also said most of their jobs are not ordinary that they back it up with jazz (voodoo) I was speechless, so I asked him so if supposing I was part of their cult group they would've taught me for free ? And why didn't they just tell me instead of allowing me waste money on flight and visa Guy 2: you tell them say you be Edo guy na, and that Edo aro bagas full there just like the east side Me: ehen no qualms Sha I go reason am them get back to you Guy2: make you go play game , carry bag men go show u way forward for the island Me: I didn't get what he meant and I didn't bother asking So I went to a friend's naming ceremony in kwara state , (OFFA) he comes once in a while to visit his aunt in the same estate that I live , so we chill together cuz he's also a Manchester United fan like me When I got to OFFA , it was my first time visiting kwara , the driver dropped us at a fueling station (TOTAL) it was a road side station where most buses drop their passengers It was now 2015 , called him of my arrival so he sent a bike man to pick me up The bike man is more of a talkative and I don't really like people that talk too much cuz i talk less Bike: odabi kpe omo eko niyen abi (in Yoruba) meaning it seems you're a Lagos guy right ? Me: mi o gbo Yoruba da da so oyinbo(I don't understand Yoruba clearly pls speak English ) Bike: oh sorry my brother , that ur friend na good person o , for here people like am bla bla bla He actually said something that caught my attention, some guys were exchanging punches and people were trying to settle them when they caused a huge crowd Me: wetin dey do those ones sef , men they hustle the they fight Bike: na all those Yahoo boys no mind Dem , I know that one on red shirt he get money o , he build 4 houses in just 6 months Me: in my mind nigga what ? Bike: yes oo, the Alfa wey they do work for am , he even build three storey building for him , that guy steal he client and Dem be good friends that's why the dey fight , na everywhere them meet themselves them dey fight , from best friends to enemies Me: so Alfa they here wey they help them do that kind thing ? And the thing go work ? Bike: yes o , you no be Yahoo boy you for know everything Them Don buy land for this place finish Me: I get friends wey they do Yahoo but me no they do , na how them fit take locate those Alfa for here Bike: no worry when them ready I go give u my number when I drop you , when they ready to come call me , na me go carry you go the place because once any bike carry you go there the bike must wait for you cuz no other bike they go there , no be place wey leg fit trek Me: no wahala I got his contact , and everything he said we're just stuck in ma head When I returned to Lagos the next day I call him on phone to just greet him , I asked for his aza , sent him 20k just to sweeten his mind , and believe me he was so happy At night by 10pm I got a call from him , disturbing me when will my friends come over that he will ensure he takes them to the very best that he knows of cuz I've made him happy and his daughter is in the hospital and he's been billed just 14k for two weeks he's not been able to pay , i felt glad that I was able to assist him at the right time I sent him an additional 30k to make it a total of 50 Anyway I knew what I was aiming for I decided to move to kwara the third day I couldn't wait no more , cuz my surest client was beginning to act funny , she doesn't chat me like she used to and she's now insisting we must have a video call and I've been giving excuses I went to meet this man , he was shocked to see me instead of my friends , anyway life goes on He drove me to a very far place , an area in OFFA called (bolude ipee) it's so far that it's only the man I was taken to that drives a car in that village where he lives , he's the biggest man there and funnily he's just a very young guy but he's good Understands no single English not even (come) I'm not very good in speaking Yoruba so the bike man did all the talking on my behalf He's not like those spiritualists that will have so many God's in their shrine , this guy has just a guitar for his job and his holy book that's all , I was speechless And I'm I dont really believe in voodoo cuz I'm from a very religious background I just had to do it cuz I just couldn't risk loosing my surest client when I live in one of the most expensive estate in ikoyi , na gbese go kill me be that lol Translation went on as thus: Spiritualist: what exactly do you want ? Bike man translates for me Me: I wanty client to always obey me and provide all I need without bothering about video calls Spiritualist: small thing , He asked for the client's name and picture , I provided them , he then told us to go sit outside that he'll get back to me The bike man used the opportunity to take me around the village , 96% were mud houses , they had just one guy who speaks English and if any stranger comes speaking English they'll summon him out to respond lol I just did a little giveaway, it's just my thing Sha Played with them and enjoyed some fresh mangoes from the top trees including my best fruit -cherry- Once you're there forget about network cuz you won't find one lol , ur battery is surely safe cuz no network there It took him about 4hrs then he asked someone to call us , a young lady who happens to be one of his many wives of 6 lol Children plenty everywhere like bees Spiritualist: I have checked the woman and she is wealthy , she hasn't showed you her true side yet , she is willing to spend much on you and she was at the point of cutting you off her life but you were lucky to have acted fast Me: sir what can I do now Spiritualist : we will need some items from the Offa market and it will cost you a little Me: okay what sir Spiritualist: a white duck and other items (won't reveal everything) The bike man went there with one of the man's son but everything costed about 170k Sha I don't care all I know is i want a solution , I hate poverty and brokeness It took him about an extra hour then he called me after preparing everything Asked me to call on the client's name thrice, I did as instructed , when he was done he asked me to go home that I'll see the testimony , abd to be honest I didn't believe in him I just had to play along cuz I just don't believe in voodoo power I didn't go back to Lagos that day cuz it was late and I wanted to see the results before I leave lol I lodged somewhere in an hotel not very far from the total fueling station in Offa which had a first bank opposite it Or close it's been long jare I chatted up my client after taking a shower Client : I've missed you so much baby , we've not been so cool like we used to be , baby pls don't get tired of me you know I can't afford to loose you Me: huh? In my mind this level naim dey work abi wetin they shele I replied : babe you can never loose me and we can't loose each other Client : I told Gina to go meet his dad last week (Gina her daughter ) I'm all alone at home and bored wishing you were here with me baby Something was telling me to try to Bill her to test the work of that spiritualist at the same time I was scared she might block me cuz she's not even been responding to my messages like she used to but she kinda change all of a sudden "A quick fact " don't let anyone who wants to do a jazz for you to tell you the have faith else it won't work , jazz is from the devil it doesn't require faith , what's real is real and what's fake comes with much excuses and explanations In a lame man's language wetin go be must to be I took the risk by asking her for money and this time I took the risk to the extreme Me: baby I'm not happy , I have so many bills to pay but i can't just meet up and I might loose my house soon Client : baby you never told me about it , you know whatever bothers you bothers me as well What's the bill I'll sort it out I got money on me In my mind , E be like say this level they truly work o I told her I needed £22,000 that I had collected some loans way back and they're threatening to take my house as repayment if I don't meet up that week Client: thought it's such a huge money , I'll just send £25,000 just in case it's not enough , am I still gonna send it to your friend over here ? Me: I'm speechless baby you're such a darling and I love way so much and i cant do without you my baby Client : I'll go send the money first thing tomorrow morning before I got to work , and pls don't look at no other woman , you're mine alone and mine forever okay Me: I got eyes for just you baby , when I'm out I'm completely blind to the world except when I'm with you , you're my paradise and in your heart I dwell in peace , I became more sweet (after money speech) My guy told me to travel to cotonou to receive the money , I asked him why he said over there in cotonou their Western unions are not necessarily banks but even shops have Western Union , I was thrilled So I set out my journey to cotonou to pick up my funds in full no story He provided someone who's an indigene there ,. I hooked up with the guy he collected the funds in his own name , told him I wanna use the money for business so he didn't even expect much from me , gave him about $500 and he was happy lol My friend actually sent £23,000 instead of £25,000 as his own cut which we agreed on But no jokes Nigeria get jazz but you see Togo, cotonou , Benin republic them get jazz yakata if you sabi person To be continued ....................... 19 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Dreyton36: 9:48am On Jan 03, 2021 |
olabolaji: This life na grace , pray for yours to come How you nurse your client is different The weight of your clients pocket and another's person's client's pockets are different, just believe but Yahoo no good 12 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by olabolaji(m): 9:54am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Dreyton36: 7500 for hospital bill? The guy even said he dey scared to bill now Modified: so na u be the op, I'm sorry this is a cooked up story but you can continue. 7k5 na small money? 12 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Dreyton36: 9:56am On Jan 03, 2021 |
olabolaji: What hustlers care about is their pockets and not what the bill actually says , that's the power of love , even for naija sef if babe truly love you wholeheartedly she ready to take loan of 10million naira for you No be juju na power of love , she no go even reason am until u break her heart If you wanna play the game go deeper 13 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by olabolaji(m): 9:57am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Dreyton36: 9:57am On Jan 03, 2021 |
olabolaji: Ok sir |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Jennycoolz(f): 10:11am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Following I see some light here because I have been to elegushi beach where I heard some guys discussing how the did a transaction of $2m into someone's account and he made away with their money , got me wondering how these young boys make such money and they live large truly But I can't advise my brothers to indulge in crime , that's if they are not into it already because the kind of friends they keep alone scares me and they never request for their school fees from dad no more #saynotocrime 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by general111(m): 10:13am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Na wa oh..things dey happen oh 2 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Okd1: 10:22am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Some people can lie ehhn. 1 Like |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Yujiz(m): 11:15am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Mmmm Ds life ehn #following 1 Like |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Dliquidmetal(m): 11:25am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Following,to those who say hes lying abeg just stop reading and no dey disturb us here. 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Frankiecrenshaw: 11:29am On Jan 03, 2021 |
slayminder:you just quote the full post to say na wa. You no get sense at all 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Skyfornia(m): 11:46am On Jan 03, 2021 |
This confession get weight...bros Dreyton36 do giveaway nah 3 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Opeyemi04(m): 11:57am On Jan 03, 2021 |
I park here ,baba mi two hand for you Boss do giveaway na 0241529124 wema bank But that Offa baba I go like go there o 2 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by RenaissanceGuy: 12:03pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
Dreyton36:Devil's grace abi, because God doesn't grace evil works. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by RenaissanceGuy: 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
FACT: The only set of people who'll come here to say the op is lying, are yahoo boys, who are pissed off that he's exposing their evil deeds and making them feel guilty. That's what they always do on threads exposing yahoo yahoo 47 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by sam4noow(m): 12:23pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
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Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by DontBullshitMe: 12:26pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
Fiction. There is no charm that can make anyone act against their will. 1 Like |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by dammywapes(m): 12:38pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
Bros you don collect all the woman money ha juju is real o 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by DanerNo1(m): 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
dammywapes:True. 1 Like |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by dammywapes(m): 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
Bros sm pple don lock up deir heart for money...what he said about cult related to yahoo is real. I knows guys who does the same Yujiz: 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by dammywapes(m): 12:42pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
But juju nor get better end DanerNo1: 2 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by dammywapes(m): 12:44pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
About the fund he claim he collect i can say is true base yahoo plus if u go oou ehn u go know how much this guys cash out. For limelight club for ago iwoye those guys dey lavish money. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by DanerNo1(m): 12:52pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
dammywapes:Also true. 1 Like |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by Nova1988(m): 1:01pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
k |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by BABSSSOO(m): 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
slayminder:lamidi, you no well....must you quote everything... 1 Like |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by heed101(m): 1:33pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
DontBullshitMe:How old are you bros? 7 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by ObaOfUyo: 1:33pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
DontBullshitMe:Brainwashing and Hypnotism Its real, and goes deep 6 Likes |
Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by The5DME(m): 1:38pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
Dreyton36:I |
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