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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by nanakgh(m): 8:58am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 8:58am On Jan 05, 2021 |
GorillaApp:Educated illiterate like you. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Michelle55: 8:58am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Why na only men full this thread? 13 Likes
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Regex: 9:02am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: Do you mind listing them? 2 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by htdot: 9:03am On Jan 05, 2021 |
scokoro:The normal pcr machine and DNA sequencer machine can be use..... They have it in professor tagfeng lab..... A medical laboratory professor in ndu.... 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:04am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Regex:Go and research. Don't be a lazy student. Google is a good friend. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by GorillaApp(m): 9:04am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: Bro. DNA technology is a precise science. It is not some random game. Errors can come from mistake made by the technogist or a faulty reagent but these are canceled out by running the test a couple of times. Paternity testing is a precise science. Now go and read up and stop believing some make believe movie 35 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Whiteshield: 9:05am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: I don't know who asked you for this epistle. Men are tired of raising bastards brought to them by their promiscuous wives. Let them weed out those bastards in any way they deem fit. 17 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Talknochip(m): 9:05am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Lwkmd people wey normal for naija no plenty again o very funny memes 2 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by GorillaApp(m): 9:06am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Regex:Don't mind that child. Exhibiting his cluelessness 10 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Whiteshield: 9:07am On Jan 05, 2021 |
yazga: She will be making that request from her father's house where she has been kicked to with her bastards. ![]() 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by htdot: 9:07am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:that's a movie.... DNA test is very accurate. Is just like the way covid 19 is diagnose 4 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Whiteshield: 9:08am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Michelle55: Women fear that word "DNA test" more than anything. Scares them shitless. 8 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Talknochip: Normal people 5% Abnormal carry the remaining percentage 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:08am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Whiteshield: Be wise! While weeding the bastards (weeds) you shouldn't weed out the crops (legitimate child). Dazzol! |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by htdot: 9:09am On Jan 05, 2021 |
GorillaApp:Leave that person.... She watches too much fictional movie. Does she know what is short tandem repeat? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:09am On Jan 05, 2021 |
htdot:Covid-19 in Nigeria is fake. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Whiteshield: 9:10am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: Well, to educate you, DNA testing is not conducted in only one place. Usually done in 3 different places and the results compared. That is why you should read and stop relying on the nonsense you watch on movies. 19 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Astra101: 9:10am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Masonkaycares: It doesn't work that way most times. If you're a Christian you should know the bible story of Jacob, leban and how he(Jacob) manipulated the colours of his master sheepskin |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:11am On Jan 05, 2021 |
GorillaApp: I didn't use the movie to mean it is not accurate but through research, I knew it is also inaccurate. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Whiteshield: 9:11am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: I even thought I was discussing with a sensible person. Such level of stupidity at 9am when the brain should be very active. 28 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:12am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Whiteshield: You have a computer brain - Garbage-in-garbage-out! 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:14am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Whiteshield: Keep quiet! I said it's 50/50, but that doesn't rule out the possibility of accuracy. You need to get educated. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Kvvngkhalifa202(m): 9:14am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Bleep DNA test my daughter is mine I go kill the person way wan even do am 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by kowalsky: 9:15am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: DNA paternity tests conducted by a reputable clinic are 99.9% accurate. And, no, there are no better ways to determine paternity. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diagnostics/10119-dna-paternity-test 6 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Regex: 9:15am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: I did find one. But none of them is 99.9% accurate like DNA results. Now go and hide your face in shame. A piece of advice from me to you: you don't contribute to what you don't know anything about, rather you shut your mouth so people don't wish your m.other had swallowed you instead of conceived you. You want to disregard years of research for just a mere movie? You right here is the reason condom was invented and like how dumbness runs in your fa.mily, I'm not surprised either of your parents didn't use because of this same silly theory. 15 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Whiteshield: 9:16am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: I heard you're an undergraduate. You're beneath me, no offence. I'll ignore you henceforth. 13 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:17am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Whiteshield: Keep quiet! I said it's 50/50, but that doesn't rule out the possibility of accuracy. You need to get educated. To query a system, knowledge or practice is a scientific process and practice. Get lost! |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:19am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Whiteshield: You heard? haaaahaaaahaa! You're lost because I graduated before you. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 9:20am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Regex: Shame on you lazy student. Just one search and you're already tired. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by KensonAbule(m): 9:20am On Jan 05, 2021 |
How I wish there will be a DNA Testing App in our phones. There are a lot of things, that are meant to be investigated. 3 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by DNA9(m): 9:22am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: You sound so funny bro. You used a movie to discredit a DNA test? Please can we know your level of education. E get why i d ask. And for your information, before any machine goes into commercial use, There are stringent organizations that has done thorough scrutiny and confirm that it had attend at least 97% accuracy. Oyinbo no mumu as u think. Go back n do your assignments properly. Don't be so quick to loud your ignorance. 22 Likes |
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