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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by BluntTheApostle(m): 10:03am On Jan 05, 2021 |
cococandy: Touch not my anointed... |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 10:03am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: All these people wey go night school. If I slap u now dem go talk say I wicked. Why u no fit read well before u quote me? 4 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cococandy(f): 10:04am On Jan 05, 2021 |
BluntTheApostle: Na you no wan make money. No one is touching you and your anointing. Just spend the seed to make more for yourself |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Kwara1stson: 10:04am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:saying this conformed how stupid you are. no point arguing with a stupid person 2 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Zoey95: 10:04am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO: madam rest mbok.... your comment no follow. comparing movie with real life. better advice your papa to go run DNA test for you. 7 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Naija4love(m): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by BluntTheApostle(m): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2021 |
cococandy: ![]() I was just pulling your leg. |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by samuelpeters(m): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:Shut your mouth bro. DNA testing is close to 99% confidence. Testing DNA for origin is different from testing DNA for paternity. The former requires a lot of DNA pools to see a pattern that could trace back to thousands or millions of years/generation. Which error may occur. But the latter compares DNA of only one generation. You guys will just come online and spew trash! ©️2021. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by JonCina(m): 10:07am On Jan 05, 2021 |
The innocent child bears the brunt finally. 3 Likes
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by BraniacX(m): 10:09am On Jan 05, 2021 |
cococandy:quality won't be affected, this is a service, not a good, if your investment is in the equipment that runs the test and produces the result that tells the percentage of relationship between two samples then the more you run tests the more you make money instead of pricing potential customers out of your services |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Grovemaster: 10:12am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Dreadlock69:Yes the culture has changed, |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 10:15am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Why is this SPUTID man calling me this early 10am.am I his only son-in-law?? Maybe I need show him the DNA result self. 2 Likes
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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 10:18am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Debbyblah:I was surprised untill when I found you to be a female so then I understood you 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by samuelpeters(m): 10:21am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:You know Nothing! Oya bring the other ways to run paternity test ![]() Or we should revert back to blood testing abi... Google it, Google it! You think everyone here is an undergraduate abi List the other ways or keep shut! ©️2021. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by rawpadgin(m): 10:22am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Dreadlock69:airport road warri |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cococandy(f): 10:26am On Jan 05, 2021 |
BraniacX:the sample collection kits matter as well. I know the movies make it seem like it can be done with anything but I think that’s inaccurate. That being said, when are you starting your own investment? |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Miracle1991: 10:26am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:oyin! Why are you always afraid of this DNA of thing? I hope is not what iam thinking. 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Akuruoulo(m): 10:27am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Masonkaycares:I RESEMBLE THE MAN 80% |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Miracle1991: 10:29am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:oyin! You again? Gist me what is the problem? 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Akuruoulo(m): 10:30am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Kwara1stson:Some people can be foolish. Sayn Covid in 9ja isn't real as if all borders in 9ja were closed down 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Emeraldgreene(f): 10:31am On Jan 05, 2021 |
[WE ARE NOT QUIET.uote author=Whiteshield post=97734413]See as girls quiet for this thread, them no fit talk. ![]() |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Miracle1991: 10:31am On Jan 05, 2021 |
GofuckYourself:young woman you mean? 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 10:31am On Jan 05, 2021 |
NeoWanZaeed: Ehen I no want talk b4 but as u don talk now, e better make I just go report for police station make police follow me come your house |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 10:32am On Jan 05, 2021 |
If the DNA says the child isn't yours, that yours you drop somewhere, when another man they breed, shey them go bring am to you?? |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Akuruoulo(m): 10:32am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Zoey95:Ur comment got me laughn |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 10:34am On Jan 05, 2021 |
#500billion for Covid 19 vaccine?? We no need am. What we need in DNA vaccine 3 Likes |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Kwara1stson: 10:36am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Akuruoulo:what pains me most was the way he was displaying his ignorance confidently. ignorant people can be arrogant sha 1 Like |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Emeraldgreene(f): 10:37am On Jan 05, 2021 |
2017, I ALWAYS TELL MY BROTHERS, MY COUSINS ,THE MEN IN MY LIFE,AS A MAN LEARN TO TAKE A VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOOOOD LOOOOOOK AT UR CHILDREN.A VERY GOOD LOOK OH! THE RESULT MAY SHOCK YOU. A RELATION OF MINE DID AND FIND OUT THE 3RD OUT OF 5 KIDS WASN'T HIS. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by BraniacX(m): 10:37am On Jan 05, 2021 |
cococandy:those are basic and a dozen a penny, but trust naija with demand increasing some savvy importer will up the ante and change the price, basic swab tests should be inexpensive at least |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Miracle1991: 10:40am On Jan 05, 2021 |
She know what she is afraid of, pls don't mind her [quote author=Whiteshield post=97736001] Well, to educate you, DNA testing is not conducted in only one place. Usually done in 3 different places and the results compared. That is why you should read and stop relying on the nonsense you watch on movies. [/quote |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Akuruoulo(m): 10:45am On Jan 05, 2021 |
Kwara1stson:I DNT UNDERSTAND NIGERIANS ATAL |
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 10:51am On Jan 05, 2021 |
OyinO:Which one be this again |
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