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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by cococandy(f): 10:53am On Jan 05, 2021
BraniacX:
those are basic and a dozen a penny, but trust naija with demand increasing some savvy importer will up the ante and change the price, basic swab tests should be inexpensive at least
you’ve given it thought obviously. Maybe you should do it. I was joking at first but it’s not a bad idea at all.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nimrod81: 10:55am On Jan 05, 2021
Dreadlock69:
grin
Thank God my culture and yours are not the same....
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by nedekid: 10:58am On Jan 05, 2021
JoeEeL:
Honestly, women can be seriously senseless.

It's one thing to cheat, but cheat by allowing other men enter you without a condom, then to add salt to injury, allow them release inside you, knowing well you're close to your ovulation cycle? Damn!

That means they don't only cheat, but cheat with reckless abandon!
My Broda I weak..

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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by BraniacX(m): 10:58am On Jan 05, 2021
cococandy:
you’ve given it thought obviously. Maybe you should do it. I was joking at first but it’s not a bad idea at all.
I would if I could, I know a few guys with nagging questions of is this my baby or not who can't cough up the #100 to #150k to do the tests without hurting their pockets
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Franzinni: 11:00am On Jan 05, 2021
NeoWanZaeed:
SOME0NE WIL N0W C0ME WITH DNA TEST SAY MY DAUGHTER ISNT MINE . . NA ME GO PERSONALLY KILL THAT PERSON AND EAT THE DNA TEST. . this people d0nt kn0w what they are playing it
hehe don't pray to be in that shoe bros ... if e set ..nah you go feel am solo.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by benji93: 11:06am On Jan 05, 2021
En en. You watch am for foreign movie? Wet you come take am as fact. Bullshit. grin
OyinO:
Take DNA tests serious at your own peril. That stuff is 50/50. In case you don't understand what I mean by 50/50, I mean 50% accuracy and 50% error prone (inaccuracy). I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error. The woman was devastated. So many Melanite American Negros were said to originate from various parts of Africa following DNA testing but they are finding evidence to the contrary in recent times. There are better ways to find out true paternity.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 11:07am On Jan 05, 2021
Abeg me don't they think am since say I resemble this man below. Maybe I should do DNA+
Can anybody help me with money to do it?? It's investment opportunity for you o.

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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by yazga: 11:08am On Jan 05, 2021
Gratitude is the fertilizer that helps your dreams and aspirations to grow.
Stay grateful
DoubleEngine007:
Do I look like someone that Virginia people can deceive
Beside, how is this your write up above related to the topic on ground undecided Me first tell you say age matter Age has always been a number,it doesn't guarantee common sense..

Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by 2016easy2017: 11:11am On Jan 05, 2021
Michelle55:
Why na only men full this thread?
We all they fear ni

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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by HelpYourself(m): 11:16am On Jan 05, 2021
Miracle1991:
young woman you mean?

Okay
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by harmony75: 11:16am On Jan 05, 2021
who's without a sin should throw the first stone..all you guys shouting women are scared of DNA test that are so useless in nature, you sleep with anything in skirts,your penis lack control so disgusting in nature?!!!! .. pot calling kettle black. as some women are so irresponsible so is worst in men's DNA since 13o1 � it just painful some innocent couples are victims of unfaithful partner � with your useless comments here you can still judge people in this matter pls shut up and face your own lives and stop judging women, because you men are worst over the decades �

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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by kingchris30(m): 11:27am On Jan 05, 2021
wahala be like bicycle, we wey never marry, our own better.
I dey pity some married men on this thread, their mind no settle I swear

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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by IJEYdiamond(f): 11:45am On Jan 05, 2021
Dna or no Dna. the blame goes to both...

But i blame men.. especially.. those that like juicy things on the outside... yea to be candid a woman in desperation can do anything.. maybe when it comes to getting a man to settle down..

Some of this men will see good ladies just because of what will kill them.. they will ignore all signs... and enter peppered hot soup and be blaming the women they decided to spend the rest of their lives with... God gave you eyes but you have decided not to see with it... Una Good luck....!!
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 11:49am On Jan 05, 2021
Astra101:


It doesn't work that way most times. If you're a Christian you should know the bible story of Jacob, leban and how he(Jacob) manipulated the colours of his master sheepskin
Are you trying to say that my mother manipulated my face to look like my father's? undecided
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by od501: 11:50am On Jan 05, 2021
Dreadlock69:
grin

And culture also said that the man has the right to marry as much wife as he pleases. Culture said that the woman is not permitted to do anything (as in anything) without the husband's consent.

Culture also said that the man needs no consent to have access to the wife's body. So, you are right, culture didn't change, it must be preserved!

Awon feminist!
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by lexy2014: 11:59am On Jan 05, 2021
OyinO:


Go and research. Don't be a lazy student. Google is a good friend.

According to u:

"I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error."


U are basing ur argument on a movie u watched& u are asking others to go& research. Thats amazing. Since u aren't lazy& have researched, sharing with us what u learnt from ur good friend Google shouldn't be a problem
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Kennedy767(m): 12:10pm On Jan 05, 2021
Very funny
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Talknochip(m): 12:21pm On Jan 05, 2021
azraeljaheel:


Normal people 5%
Abnormal carry the remaining percentage
lol
i no wan talk before. but, na only 3 of us normal for Nigeria now
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:35pm On Jan 05, 2021
lexy2014:


According to u:

"I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error."


U are basing ur argument on a movie u watched& u are asking others to go& research. Thats amazing. Since u aren't lazy& have researched, sharing with us what u learnt from ur good friend Google shouldn't be a problem

Enjoy! I'm done.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:36pm On Jan 05, 2021
benji93:
En en. You watch am for foreign movie? Wet you come take am as fact. Bullshit. grin

The lazy African mind is afraid to learn and unlearn. It is a mental conditioning arising from inferiority complex. Enjoy your bullshit.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:37pm On Jan 05, 2021
2016easy2017:
Which one be this again
I am not responsible for your ignorance and little understanding.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:37pm On Jan 05, 2021
Miracle1991:
oyin! You again? Gist me what is the problem?

Haaaahaaaahaa!!!
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by ChengHun(m): 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2021
When I attended interview for my current job, There was a woman who also came for the interview, the woman had been working with the organization before but had to reapply cos all staff members were laid off and were asked to reapply, but I was a fresh applicant. Many of the old staff members were reemployed alongside few of us that are newbies, but the woman in question wasn't reemployed perhaps she didn't pass the interview.

So I resumed work and some of the old staff members said that woman had a son and the son looks exactly like me so much that they even thought I was the father- more than five people attested to it. Whereas the interview day was the first time I had met the woman.
I then imagined what would have happened if I had been the woman's co-worker for a long time. perhaps people would conclude: " no need for DNA na the guy (me) get the pikin".
Resemblance can be deceptive sometimes

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Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2021
Miracle1991:
oyin! Why are you always afraid of this DNA of thing? I hope is not what iam thinking.

Lolz, it has nothing to do with me.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Uredan46(m): 12:45pm On Jan 05, 2021
Omo 2021 get him own ooO, so na DNA test be una problem? Pikin na pikin just train am well e don become your own be that..... U should be thankful she no carry HIV and AIDs come give you.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:46pm On Jan 05, 2021
samuelpeters:

You know Nothing!

Oya bring the other ways to run paternity test grin
Or we should revert back to blood testing abi...

Google it, Google it! You think everyone here is an undergraduate abi

List the other ways or keep shut!

©️2021.

haaaahaaaahaa! Who told you I'm an undergraduate? Even if I'm an undergraduate, it is not every graduate who graduated with a good result or degree. Not every graduate is knowledgeable or intelligent. Exam is not a true test of knowledge. Some graduated with 2.2, Third Class, Pass and Faculty Requirement Not Satisfied but they all proceeded to NYSC Camps. Graduate my foot!
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:48pm On Jan 05, 2021
samuelpeters:

Shut your mouth bro.
DNA testing is close to 99% confidence.

Testing DNA for origin is different from testing DNA for paternity. The former requires a lot of DNA pools to see a pattern that could trace back to thousands or millions of years/generation. Which error may occur. But the latter compares DNA of only one generation.

You guys will just come online and spew trash!

©️2021.

Another lazy brain too scared to research, query and learn because of the fear of losing old and stale information. Nonsense an ingredient.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:49pm On Jan 05, 2021
Zoey95:



madam rest mbok.... your comment no follow. comparing movie with real life. better advice your papa to go run DNA test for you.

haaaahaaaahaa!!! Who told you I'm a woman? lolz. I never used a movie to compare real life. It's clear you are a product of extramarital affairs. Little wonder you don't look like your parents.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by OyinO: 12:53pm On Jan 05, 2021
lexy2014:


According to u:

"I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error."


U are basing ur argument on a movie u watched& u are asking others to go& research. Thats amazing. Since u aren't lazy& have researched, sharing with us what u learnt from ur good friend Google shouldn't be a problem

You highlighted the aspect that will back your emotional intelligence. Enjoy your retarded mentality.
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jan 05, 2021
Talknochip:
lol

i no wan talk before. but, na only 3 of us normal for Nigeria now


and the three na ME MY GRAMS and MY olosho lol
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by lexy2014: 12:55pm On Jan 05, 2021
OyinO:


You highlighted the aspect that will back your emotional intelligence. Enjoy your retarded mentality.

That doesn't address d following in any way:

lexy2014:


According to u:

"I have watched a foreign movie where DNA TEST RESULT created very devastating irreparable damage to a lovely family but at the end, it was an error."


U are basing ur argument on a movie u watched& u are asking others to go& research. Thats amazing. Since u aren't lazy& have researched, sharing with us what u learnt from ur good friend Google shouldn't be a problem
Re: Meme Collection From Paternity Test by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jan 05, 2021
Akuruoulo:
I RESEMBLE THE MAN 80%
cool You're blessed to be a true son of your true father grin

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