to the dinning and took my drugs, i sat a little while in on the dinning table before i moved to the parlor i was just obsearving my whole apliances during the obsearvation i started feeling dizzy to i dicided lie on the couch before moving to my room i was still lying down with my eyes closed sudenly it was feeling like someone was flashing me touch in my eyes i immidately jumped up and looked round,every where was bright i was begining to panic i almost the whole house was on fire till i checked the clock and the time was 9am, it was then i realized that i slept in the parlor i quickly ran to my door and it wasnt locked, it was just doing me like i was heavily drunk last night.. i moved to my bed and continued lying down i picked my phone and pressed it but it refused to on i latter found out it was switched off so i on it and droped it beside me so that i will boot that was i forgot the phone till messages started entering it, i hesitated a while before i fanaly unlocked the phone and open my messages

Draslo:

You sure say you go school?

yes.... i will modify the whole post very soon, in blogging they is what we call proof reading.. am posting under presure and that is why you are seeing so many errors.

Patrioticbreed9:

yes.... i will modify the whole post very soon, in blogging they is what we call proof reading.. am posting under presure and that is why you are seeing so many errors.

No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

white3663:

Kai, na me Dey follow up this fiction like this since morning?

Just imagine. This guy just glue us here like zombies.

two messages was from airtel one from mtn and three from anita the same lady,i opened airtel own first but didnt bother reading and proceded to mtn and opened it.. i halt for a while and opened anita's message and started reading it,omo she was just begging any how i was still reading when my phone started to ring i checked who was calling and it was my sis,she called me to remind me about her money for new year dress so i promised her that i will send wich i will, i got up from the bed and enter the bathroom and brushed my teeth i was still in the bathroom checking myself out when my phone started ringing i rushed out to my bed and picked the phone up and checked who is on the line,lo and behold it was anita.. my heart skiped and starting beating like that undertone in jumanji when ever they are about to start a new mission i was still in thoughts when the first call ended after a while the second call enterd and i answerd it ..my heart almost vanished like a fowl bread in a petrol after hearing.

adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

ok i accept..

Patrioticbreed9:

yes.... i will modify the whole post very soon, in blogging they is what we call proof reading.. am posting under presure and that is why you are seeing so many errors.

Whatever you say man.... your story no bad generally

Patrioticbreed9:
ok i accept..

Better.
In the meantime, go on with your fiction.

The suspense is killing, bro.

Karleb:


Why are you trying so hard to discredit OP's story?

@OP when next a girl offers to pay the bill, never object! Ever!

I am actually not trying to discredit his story, I am just surprised he remembers everything that happened including car brand, meal cost, song titles, his exact behavior and the most minute details as if it just happened; this rarely happens in real life, which tells me it is either fiction or a dream.

For your mind ooo

adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

Do you really need to condemn someone effort? What is your gain doing that? He has made it clear that he will modify once he's done with his writeup. So what's ur problem? Go and sit down, u this modafucker and let's get what his story is all about.

perfectgen:


I am actually not trying to discredit his story, I am just surprised he remembers everything that happened including car brand, meal cost, song titles, his exact behavior and the most minute details as if it just happened; this rarely happens in real life, which tells me it is either fiction or a dream.

In any case, it's a plus for him. It's either he has a really good memory or a very active imagination

Patrioticbreed9:
hello peep.
i just want to share with you my experience with a very classy abuja chick on i met at jabi lake mall during december last year(2020),
i was indoor on december 25th all day,playing games, chatting, updating my blogs and other stuffs,so i made up my mind i will going out the next day, i had no place in mind at first,bu hey this is abuja, so the following day,i was still busy playing video games till i checked the time and it was 4:25pm,immidately i switched of the game,and went striaht to get some shower,i immidately got dressed and went outside,i quickly rememberd i gat no place in mind and since it was kind of late and i live in jabi, the best bet was the mall, i immidatly board a taxi from yoruba mosque to the mall 400#, on ariving families where already leaving i just went striaght to shoprite and bought two bread and one strawberry hollandia youghourt,i paid for my stuffs and immidately exited the mall, i was just about leaving i sighted a very pretty lady sitting in front of the lake..

Sorry please. Do you actually own a blog?

She was crying and pleading for forgiveness she was telling me stuff like how she almost died last night because i swtched my phone, i was feeling so sorry and told her,please can i ask you a question,and she replied yes ye yes go on am listening, and i asked not to get mad at how the question will sound and she agreed,i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused,she paused for a while and told me that she have always been alone all her life and people that she knows are only after her wealth,and it makes her feel sick and played and due to this reason she hav'nt dated any man before that am the first man that loved her for who she was and that is why she cant leave me,i was still reasoning her statement and i was like a beautiful lady like dis will be telling nobody have ever love her before,in my mind i was like is she living around.

perfectgen:


I am actually not trying to discredit his story, I am just surprised he remembers everything that happened including car brand, meal cost, song titles, his exact behavior and the most minute details as if it just happened; this rarely happens in real life, which tells me it is either fiction or a dream.

Certainly fiction.


It's a little too multidimensional to be a dream or trance
At the least a few dreams/trances with predominant themes.


Its been a warm day with no PHCN---- let's humor him.


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I can't believe I've been glued to fiction since morning. The worst part am just realizing it now cuz how can you ask her "i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused," it's not possible to ask such question in such an atmosphere. You try Sha.

blind men,i was still thinking about her statement when she called me back,hello ben are you there?and i answerd yes am there,she then replied ok i was just looking for words to tell her but i was out of words i was searching my self for words when she called me back to reality and asked how the day is going be and weda i gat plans for the day and i said no i gat no plans till after new year,and she chukled and asked me if it was ok by me for her to visit me today so we can see each other again that she have almost forgot how i look like and i said no problem you are always welcomed she pecked he phone muah and i pecked mine too umm. the house is already aranged i said to myself as i walked to my room i laid the bed enterd the bathroom and took my bath and dried myself up,i rubed my cream and put on sure and sprayed my perfume,when i was done i rearange the room and sprayed the air freshner and zoomed of the room i changed my plasma hdmi cable from my console to the dstv decoder and put zeeword i then

op I dey follow u bumper to bumper,if u break my heart ehn....Na express u dey go ooo

I'm just wondering how Op is planning to end this story....

tbanty1:
Do you really need to condemn someone effort? What is your gain doing that? He has made it clear that he will modify once he's done with his writeup. So what's ur problem? Go and sit down, u this modafucker and let's get what his story is all about.

If you weren't an idiot, you'd have seen how he tried to argue when someone pointed it out to him.
Shall I also point out the tenses and grammar errors and not just the many typo errors?
No, I wouldn't. It'll be pointless doing so, as your feeble mind wouldn't comprehend.

ORDEH!

I begin to force myself to watch it cause i know that when anita arives that is going to be the only option after forcing myself to understand the movie i noticed it wasnt working i brought out my phone started watching youtube i was still watching youtube when my phone started to ring i checked who was calling and it was anita, i answerd the call with the speed of flash hello hello she replied hi am at olive estate gate but the security men insist that i must call the person am looking for i otherd her to give the phone to the security wich she did i gave the mai-gardi a go ahead i ended the call and aranged the parlor fast i was still aranging when it occured to me that they was no food at home not even a drink damn i was just moving hecter sketer when my doorbell rang bing! I frozed for a while till the bell rang again,i rushed to the door and opened it... And i was welcome with a smile..Hi ben.. hi anita..Can i come in... Sure sure wh why not come in damn this chick is always looking so angelic everyday.

I dey go sleep but I must see the end of that fiction story tomorrow morning when I wake up
On a more serious note,I think the only way that can happen with a Nigeria girl is if an angel disguised as one of them

i was still in the door staring at her till she sat down, she turned to me and said hey ben any problem i replied no and closed the door and joined her in the couch,she was paying attention to the to the program they where showing on zeeword sudenly she asked if the program was current or a recap and i answerd both .. and she laugh and said it cant be both is either it a current episode or a recap and i just noded in agrement..we where watching the film together after a while she called my name and said she is hugery and i asked her what she would love to eat any she replied umm let say anything in ur pot .. i pause a while before telling her that they is nothing at home but they is eatery around the the estate .. and she said ok.. i asked what she would love to eat and she sayed fried rice and chicken., i went picked up my atm card and zoomed of minutes latter i returned back and found out the she was already sleeping so i went striaght to the kitchen and dished the food and brought it back to the parlor.

good night nairalanders man must sleep..

Patrioticbreed9:
good night nairalanders man must sleep..

I am just waiting for the part where you woke up from your dream.

adeadeyera:


If you weren't an idiot, you'd have seen how he tried to argue when someone pointed it out to him.
Shall I also point out the tenses and grammar errors and not just the many typo errors?
No, I wouldn't. It'll be pointless doing so, as your feeble mind wouldn't comprehend.

ORDEH!

Look at a g.o.at. Do i really need to say something to you? I don't think so, because u look frustrated already. Your name has said it all boy. Any quote after this will be ignored.

This is too harsh professor of blogging.

There are better ways of correcting people mistake instead of discrediting their efforts!

Am very much disappointed in this your response cos it uncalled for.

adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

Olakunleyakub:
This is too harsh professor of blogging.

There are better ways of correcting people mistake instead of discrediting their efforts!

Am very much disappointed in this your response cos it uncalled for.

Okay

tbanty1:
Look at a g.o.at. Do i really need to say something to you? I don't think so, because u look frustrated already. Your name has said it all boy. Any quote after this will be ignored.

You wouldn't dare "say anything" no more because your fickle mind lacks the capacity to bear an intellectual perspective on any subject at all. That's why you indeed cried more than the bereaved.
Unlike you, I've got zero tolerance for stupidity and that's why you'll get served hot hot, idiot.

I'm your father's role model, little man.