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Patrioticbreed9:
hello peep.
i just want to share with you my experience with a very classy abuja chick i met at jabi lake mall during december last year(2020),
i was indoor on december 25th all day,playing games chatting, updating my blogs and other stuffs,so i made up my mind i will Be going out the next day,i had no place in mind at first but hey this is abuja,so the following day i was still busy playing video games till i checked the time and it was 4:25pm,immidately i switched of the game,and went striaght to get some shower,i immidately got dressed and went outside,i quickly rememberd i gat no place in mind and since it was kind of late and i live in jabi,the best bet was the mall,i immidatly board a taxi from yoruba mosque to the mall 400#,on ariving families where already leaving i just went striaght to shoprite and bought two bread and one strawberry hollandia youghourt,i paid for my stuffs and immidately exited the mall,i was just about leaving when i sighted a very pretty lady sitting in front of the lake..

With this kind of your writing, your blog don suffer

@Op the last time I saw this kind of angel/beautiful girl who never dated or loved by any as she claimed....hmmm the under was not good at all.
I zoom off like the rest that entered before me

@oP why you dey describe to us say u get plasma, cable, you live in a one bedroom etc . You dey sound like poor boy.

Patrioticbreed9:
Owns a car and her dad is a politician i stayed in the shower for like 6mins i put off the shower and dried myself up i checked the time and it was 9:25pm i hissed and climbed my bed i started feeling hungry so i decide to pass away time with my phone when i remeberd that i bought bread and hollandia youghurt, i droped my phone and went striaght to my fridge and brought the stuff out and started eating it,after eating to my fill i closed the youghurt and went to my room before i climbed my bed i did few push ups and checked myself in the mirror and i liked what i see i put on my pyjamers and retired to my bed, unlike the first day i was a little bit calm,i was just about dozing off when my phone bleeped,i picked it up and unlock the phone,i checked the message and it was from desame lady, i opened it and in the message she wrote "i love you and i cant live without you please dont leave me" i smiled and texted back "i love you too and i cant leave without you, i kissed my phone screen and dozed off, i...

This one is pure fiction oh.

Patrioticbreed9:
shoprite bread all the way.. you are right yoruba mosque is in utako and not jabi,yoruba mosque is more of bustop and from that place to my area is 300# i live in jabi anex.. what about u

Guy kudos to you, make this a habit write write write but if you want to let people keep reading you've to edit edit and edit your write up so that it'll be easy for people to read.

@adeadeyera please encourage him, do you know why millions of Nigeria never read books guy na naija be this oooo maybe you've been out of the shore's of this shithole


However if he has edited his writing it'll take more time to post his story so he decided to fire aim and shot.

Good Writing is the most difficult skill in the world
Gary c halbert world's greatest copywriter of all time.


Op to improve your writing please read
The element of style by stunk and white. less than 100 pages you can read it in a week.

Also 100 ways to improve your writing by Gary povost.

I save the best of the best for last

On writing well: a memoirs of the craft by Stephen king

it should be on every writers desk. note the good stuff is after his childhood story so you can skip it.


This will be the most important book about how to write.
your writing carreer will improve with a garrantee.

2021 might be a tough year but it depends on what you do with your time.

My new year resolution.

I've decide to upload 7 books every. Month on my kdp account still bezos pay well before starting a blog and kick start my copywriting carreer.


Ps. I hate punctuating my write up on nairaland it's a waste of time.

if I believe this your story,call me ram... abeg check my signature

Hmm

adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

dude.

why say he doesn't know anything, when, in reality you're the person who is naive.

professional writers first get their thoughts down without judgement: no editing, no checking of whether your spellings are correct etc ---- it's called a first draft.

next time be constructive.

M enjoying this story

akindele91:
Let me make a quick guess she is at your door right?

ebuka10box:
if I believe this your story,call me ram... abeg check my signature

How far with the job search?

adeadeyera:


If you weren't an idiot, you'd have seen how he tried to argue when someone pointed it out to him.
Shall I also point out the tenses and grammar errors and not just the many typo errors?
No, I wouldn't. It'll be pointless doing so, as your feeble mind wouldn't comprehend.

ORDEH!

Baba, gbenu e soun!

Patrioticbreed9:
woke up the next day, i aranged my room tideid the whole house and took my bath and put on my jogging atire and enterd the street i jogged 360 meters before head back home,i enterd my apartment and went striaght to my fridge and brought my remaining holly comunion and started fireing it i finally finished the stuff so i disposed the trash i was just feeling happy so i decided to dance a little so i went to the front of my mirror offed my shirt damn look at those chest look at the abs i decide to play a song that will permit whining like mr flavour so i played "your body"by maryokun,i danced my life out and when i was feeling sweaty i revisited the shower again,i dried myself up and put on my jeans and police white and headed to the parlor and rest a little before oning my tv set,i conected my consol and was about to play my game when my phone ranged and i picked it up and discoverd that it was the same lady i cracked my voice and picked the call we started gisting and all of a sudden...she said that she..,

This part is full of terrible english. Were you sleep-typing

Patrioticbreed9:
She was crying and pleading for forgiveness she was telling me stuff like how she almost died last night because i swtched my phone, i was feeling so sorry and told her,please can i ask you a question,and she replied yes ye yes go on am listening, and i asked not to get mad at how the question will sound and she agreed,i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused,she paused for a while and told me that she have always been alone all her life and people that she knows are only after her wealth,and it makes her feel sick and played and due to this reason she hav'nt dated any man before that am the first man that loved her for who she was and that is why she cant leave me,i was still reasoning her statement and i was like a beautiful lady like dis will be telling nobody have ever love her before,in my mind i was like is she living around.

This has brought you out. This is a certified fake story.

Fajoe2020:
I can't believe I've been glued to fiction since morning. The worst part am just realizing it now cuz how can you ask her "i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused," it's not possible to ask such question in such an atmosphere. You try Sha.

This was where he finally exposed himself.

Raalsalghul:


How far with the job search?

found 1 bro,thanks for asking

"i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused,"

Op bye bye oo

YorubaPrince:


Baba, gbenu e soun!

Alaileko omo, gbenu dake when elders are talking.
Kekere lo tin ba yin lo.

online4business:


Guy kudos to you, make this a habit write write write but if you want to let people keep reading you've to edit edit and edit your write up so that it'll be easy for people to read.

@adeadeyera please encourage him, do you know why millions of Nigeria never read books guy na naija be this oooo maybe you've been out of the shore's of this shithole


However if he has edited his writing it'll take more time to post his story so he decided to fire aim and shot.

Good Writing is the most difficult skill in the world
Gary c halbert world's greatest copywriter of all time.


Op to improve your writing please read
The element of style by stunk and white. less than 100 pages you can read it in a week.

Also 100 ways to improve your writing by Gary povost.

I save the best of the best for last

On writing well: a memoirs of the craft by Stephen king

it should be on every writers desk. note the good stuff is after his childhood story so you can skip it.


This will be the most important book about how to write.
your writing carreer will improve with a garrantee.

2021 might be a tough year but it depends on what you do with your time.

My new year resolution.

I've decide to upload 7 books every. Month on my kdp account still bezos pay well before starting a blog and kick start my copywriting carreer.


Ps. I hate punctuating my write up on nairaland it's a waste of time.

Trust me, it was just cruise. And I guess the OP understood. Moreover, he's my friend - we live within the same estate.
That's why I didn't test it when others took digs, except for the few idiots who threw insults.

webhead:
dude.

why say he doesn't know anything, when, in reality you're the person who is naive.

professional writers first get their thoughts down without judgement: no editing, no checking of whether your spellings are correct etc ---- it's called a first draft.

next time be constructive.

"First getting thoughts down" including the tenses and grammar errors abi?
You're the only naïve one here, Mr. Wannabe know-it.
Rest!

bunnae66:

Wisdom shall abide with thee

Yes. I'm so glad that you understood now.

shey dis useless op never wake up ni abi e wan die for hin sleep?

NiklauseFred:
"i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused,"

Op bye bye oo

OP's story is full of lies. I'm sure the naive ones would believe it.

So the waiter ask her for her pin and she tell am..i think say him suppose give her the P.O.S to type her pin..is like this story na lie o
[color=#990000][/color]]also into blogging,she continued eating her italian kini ko..after eating we started discusing till it was geting late i called the waiter and asked him to sum everything up after few seconds of looking round the table he then replied me with the price,i was just about giving him my atm card when she told me dont i will sort it out i smiled and told her that they was no need she insisted and i objected in process of yes no yes no she gave the waiter her atm card,the waiter kuma self na sharp guy he just collect the card shaperly and asked her for her pin and she told him,i no fit come dey drag atm machine with the waiter na,so i just relax,after they where done with there transaction the waiter left and she noticed i was sad she then called me baby what is wrong now,i told that i felt disrespected with what she did,she then apologized too intensly like oh baby am sorry please forgive me i i i.. my heart melted like candle inside hell,i then stoped her and told her it was ok that am fine,but she... [/quote]

Patrioticbreed9:
two messages was from airtel one from mtn and three from anita the same lady,i opened airtel own first but didnt bother reading and proceded to mtn and opened it.. i halt for a while and opened anita's message and started reading it,omo she was just begging any how i was still reading when my phone started to ring i checked who was calling and it was my sis,she called me to remind me about her money for new year dress so i promised her that i will send wich i will, i got up from the bed and enter the bathroom and brushed my teeth i was still in the bathroom checking myself out when my phone started ringing i rushed out to my bed and picked the phone up and checked who is on the line,lo and behold it was anita.. my heart skiped and starting beating like that undertone in jumanji when ever they are about to start a new mission i was still in thoughts when the first call ended after a while the second call enterd and i answerd it ..my heart almost vanished like a fowl bread in a petrol after hearing.

element of truth in this story.. Mtn, airtel, jimanji....i still dey find that fiction thing ooo I don see am.. At last our op is a fabricator. Good work thou.. No body is perfect in writing.. The best we can do is not to bash him but encourage him to do more.. And also by recommending books that can help him better with constructions and applications which some have done justice to. Well done op... I dey wait for the next episode ooo.. Please no fall my hand oo

Fantastic super story, OP, I just gbádùn your suspense!!


Do make sure you finish the story!

Fajoe2020:
I can't believe I've been glued to fiction since morning. The worst part am just realizing it now cuz how can you ask her "i asked her i havnt even proposed to you and you are already calling me baby and i never rememberd telling you dat i love you and you are already saying you love me and can die for me,please what is going on am confused," it's not possible to ask such question in such an atmosphere. You try Sha.

what do you mean it's not possible... You mean strangers just go about and start loving people?

i woke her up from her sleep and sat down and continue watching the zeeworld,she picked her spoon and started eating,she turned around and asked me if am enjoying the zeeworld and i said yes, she continued eating after a while she asked if natgeo wild is available in my decorder and i answerd yeah! why not should i put it?sure!finaly no fake anoying stories again,her eyes glued to the t.v screen immidately i put the natgeo wild channel she was pointing at screen and was saying hey that's an honey bardger it very fearless it can even confront a lion i responded immidately, no now the lion is the strongest animal in d world she laughed and said in ur dreams i was puzzled and asked her how,she chukled and said that a hyena if hungry could confront and takedown a grown lion not to even mention a tiger or an elephant i then asked her if all this animals are stronger than the lion,why are they now calling the lion the king of the jungle_ she paused for a while and said who knows that in opinion the lion is

adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

Mr Great writer go write yours! I don't know what some of you gain pulling others down.
Instead of your derogatory comments, a friendly criticism would've sufficed.

adeadeyera:


No, you no sabi anything.
No rule in blogging says you can't construct very good sentences and still go over again to proofread.
You're just a poor writer.

Mr Great writer go write yours! I don't know what some of you gain pulling others down.
Instead of your derogatory comments, a friendly criticism would've sufficed.

adeadeyera:

Alaileko omo, gbenu dake when elders are talking.
Kekere lo tin ba yin lo.

Olofo weyrey eda!