I was just reminiscing on some of the past events in my life this morning and remembered a period I was entangled in a web of love and women problems among them a married Lady.

I'm not a writer, I just want to share my experience so expect errors and some grammatical blounders.
Please assistant Jesus(s) should just read and pass, no come dey show yourself say you holy pass. Now to the main gist....

It had been a tumultuous final year in secondary school, I was wayward and rolled with bad guys which culminated in two suspensions resuscitation from the school and finally going from the exam hall during the final neco exam to a police cell after a fight broke out in school.

After High school my parents was against the idea of sending me to the university immediately for the fear of joining cultisim so sent me to stay with an uncle who forced me to learn a trade.

A little intro about myself,my guys call me Striker I'm just a normal guy tall and lanky, average looking though people say I'm handsome, my selling point would be my face,lips,smile and maybe the height.
I don't see myself as a ladies man, I get some and lose some though I've been lucky with the kind of ladies I meet. Enough about myself and back to the gist.

After some months I already learnt the trade and started my own little business, I had this friend let's call him JT, he was far from handsome with a big head but somehow had his way with ladies,most people thinks he uses touch and follow because he's neither handsome nor rich.
One day JT approached me, oboy howfar?, I dey o I replied, I get one package wey I want make you run, which kain package be that? I asked him, omo na one banny for my area o, the babe set die niggas for street don scope am but she no gree o, them pass me the parole but even me ma no fit run am, the babe to stubborn but I know say she go loyal for you cos you na striker you be, I laughed and collected the girls number from him.

I had a girlfriend then so I wasn't really enthusiastic about the game so I forgot about it, JT kept pestering me to give the babe a try, I finally caved in. I arranged a nice ot to use on the girl and set the ball rolling.

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Kriss216:

Onye asiri!

Dey here dey wait for the concluding part you hear?
Na the kind story wey you dey like na...

After work one evening, I relaxed in my room and dialed the number..... It rang tu..tu..hello the number you're calling is on another call please hold on or call back later...... Babe was on another call, I cut the call and called my gf while on call with her the girls call came in, I ignored it and continued with my gist. After 5mins I called her back and she was on another call, nawao which kind yeye parole be this na like say this girl na baby oku o, I thought to myself.

After an hour my phone rang, I checked and it was the girl calling I cleared my throat and the following discussion ensured ...
Me: hello
Girl: hi
Me: please who am unto?
Girl: ahh but you were the one that called me
Me: no you did
Girl: Mr man I saw your missed call and called back
Me: Mr woman I saw your missed call too and called back
Girl: metcheww...cuts call
After some time I called her again
Girl: what is it?
Me: haba, why are you so volatile? Chill joor
Girl: don't call me again, I'm cutting the call
Me: wait
Girl: yes what is it??
Me: I'm sorry this might be a mix up but there's no harm in getting to know ourselves
Girl: I can see you're jobless, don't call this line again...cuts call.
E be like say this parole over me ma o, I reasoned.

The following day in the market I met JT, abobi that package no dey align I told him, when sup? he asked, una no even yarn me any info about the banny even her name I no even sabi where I wan start from, I said feeling frustrated. My friend you're smart better think outside the box, for your info I placed a wager on you getting that girl, go back to the drawing board restrategize and up your game he said in English, oboy this one you dey blow grammer on top this matter naso e serious reach? I exclaimed. If I lose that money I go change am for you he told me and walked away.

I had to change my strategy and use a different approach, I didn't want my guy to lose his money, I resorted to sending flirty text massages to her morning and night since she won't pick my calls.
One morning I was about going to market and my phone rang lo and behold she was the one calling.

Make I fire on??

mariahAngel:


Onye asiri!

Dey here dey wait for the concluding part you hear?
Na the kind story wey you dey like na...

Lol

Please, always quote me with that your moniker that ends with “Gles”. I’m in love with that moniker.

you must finish this movie that you started

Kriss216:

Lol

Please, always quote me with that your moniker that ends with “Gles”. I’m in love with that moniker.

I'm more brutal with this one, so ebe obula m nwetere gi I na kogheri Kriss, m mechaa gi ehn...

Unclesmart12:
I was just reminiscing on some of the past events in my life this morning and remembered a period I was entangled in a web of love and women problems among them a married Lady.

I'm not a writer, I just want to share my experience so expect errors and some grammatical blounders.
Please assistant Jesus(s) should just read and pass, no come dey show yourself say you holy pass. Now to the main gist....

It had been a tumultuous final year in secondary school, I was wayward and rolled with bad guys which culminated in two suspensions resuscitation from the school and finally going from the exam hall during the final neco exam to a police cell after a fight broke out in school.

After High school my parents was against the idea of sending me to the university immediately for the fear of joining cultisim so sent me to stay with an uncle who forced me to learn a trade.

A little intro about myself,my guys call me Striker I'm just a normal guy tall and lanky, average looking though people say I'm handsome, my selling point would be my face,lips,smile and maybe the height.
I don't see myself as a ladies man, I get some and lose some though I've been lucky with the kind of ladies I meet. Enough about myself and back to the gist.

After some months I already learnt the trade and started my own little business, I had this friend let's call him JT, he was far from handsome with a big head but somehow had his way with ladies,most people thinks he uses touch and follow because he's neither handsome nor rich.
One day JT approached me, oboy howfar?, I dey o I replied, I get one package wey I want make you run, which kain package be that? I asked him, omo na one banny for my area o, the babe set die niggas for street don scope am but she no gree o, them pass me the parole but even me ma no fit run am, the babe to stubborn but I know say she go loyal for you cos you na striker you be, I laughed and collected the girls number from him.

I had a girlfriend then so I wasn't really enthusiastic about the game so I forgot about it, JT kept pestering me to give the babe a try, I finally caved in. I arranged a nice ot to use on the girl and set the ball rolling.

All this long story for what...just go straight to the point?

Kobicove:


All this long story for what...just go straight to the point?

Oga chill, the main gist is coming

mariahAngel:


I'm more brutal with this one, so ebe obula m nwetere gi I na kogheri Kriss, m mechaa gi ehn...

The other moniker is the real you. You use this one for troubles and for wars.

please fire on

I picked the call and we related well, after a while she fell for me without even getting to see cos she was schooling in a federal university in another state.It turned out she came from a rich home and the only girl so she wasn't lacking anything I was in love with my gf so I didn't take her serious hence I was unable to do the do and my guy lost the bet.After a while she gave up and stopped communicating.

Some Years later, I had lost my capital and was doing menial job to survive. I was resting one afternoon after working in a site, I took out my phone and was going through my contacts when I saw her number, I flashed her and she called back almost immediately, she no longer had my number so I introduced myself, she was obviously happy to hear from me.

We talked at lenght and from that day she kept calling constantly, she would call and we would talk for hours it seemed she never ran out of airtime. She was done with school and had relocated to another state in another region. I didn't have a girlfriend then so I was falling for her gradually.

After telling her about my situation, she told me not to worry that she will take care of me with the little she has. She started sending me money to get a phone, new cloths etc.
Note that till now we haven't met nor seen eachother for the first time.

One night while we were gisting one night I heard a baby cry in the background, when I asked she said it was her sister's baby. But you didn't tell me you are staying with your sister I inquired, after much pressure she opened up to me that she was married with 3kids.

I was shocked, she told me that her husband is always absent so she was always bored, she found a friend in me and still loved me throughout those years we stopped communicating. I was in a dilemma, I already fell for her too.

I met my friend (not JT) and explained my situation to him, he urged me to go since I was getting money from her, and my suffering had lessened since we reconnected. Abi you wan go back begin carry block again he retorted.

The Lady( let's call her lady O) assured me that nothing will happen that after all we were in different states and moreover all she wanted was a romantic friend that she can gist with and tell her sweet nothings since her husband was rarely available so there would be no intimacy involved.

Naso I carry my head chuke for the affair thinking say I don get sugar mummy without strings attached not knowing that wahala dey like bicycle, e no dey hard to start.

Kriss216:

The other moniker is the real you. You use this one for troubles and for wars.

I use this one when I feel free and playful with a dash of mischief.

mariahAngel:


I use this one when I feel free and playful with a dash of mischief.

Maybe I’ll start to avoid this one cos of its mischievousness.

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[quote author=Unclesmart12 post=98081420]I picked the call and we related well, after a while she fell for me without even getting to see cos she was schooling in a federal university in another state.It turned out she came from a rich home and the only girl so she wasn't lacking anything I was in love with my gf so I didn't take her serious hence I was unable to do the do and my guy lost the bet.After a while she gave up and stopped communicating.

Some Years later, I had lost my capital and was doing menial job to survive. I was resting one afternoon after working in a site, I took out my phone and was going through my contacts when I saw her number, I flashed her and she called back almost immediately, she no longer had my number so I introduced myself, she was obviously happy to hear from me.

We talked at lenght and from that day she kept calling constantly, she would call and we would talk for hours it seemed she never ran out ,,next

Oyaoooo continue

Shinọ làbi.

Guy continue na

:I'm more brutal with this one, so ebe obula m nwetere gi I na kogheri Kriss, m mechaa gi ehn...The other moniker is the real you. You use this one for troubles and for wars.

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Guys I will update soon my battery is low, please bear with me

OP is testing his writing skills

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op no worry you go still master writing

Better cuman finish what you started o