User09:
This team woulda been a perfect fit for Sarri

Dey there dey dream .

Sarri ko, smoker ni

hoopLA:

That one is too stupid to count to 10 without the aid of his toes.

How will it know I'm referring to it?

Another mail, Airmark. Don't bother to thank us for delivery. We're doing it for humanity sake.

Nezzjnr:
Are we still erecting a status for Obalende Marina outside Stamford Bridge??

Just a friendly question abeg

No we are going to frame her paynt over the gate so Shekpite faithful can walk under it on matchdays.

VAR that they say is United's friend is bailing them out again.

Tomorrow they will talk etherium and Trump & Bobi Wine.

popizaino:


Our performance has nothing to do with Silva abeg .....No start another useless agenda for here .

Your leaking defence who does it have to do with

Someone said the way Chelsea is going down they will soon discover Assnal

Nezzjnr:

BlueAngel444

Macrijeh

Segedinho

Thorrvik55

Where's that Macjireh guy sef?
All of them don enter ghost mode.
E be things

afrodoc2:


No we are going to frame her paynt over the gate so Shekpite faithful can walk under it on matchdays.

Elder don tro one stone

The mumu wey first talk that pant talk know wetin dey

KingAlabi:
Just a remainder Kai havertz is the most expensive Chelsea signing followed by kepa

Followed by Miss Morita of blessed memory
Followed Fernando Torres.

All flopped. All hail Marina the Payntless master negotiator.

fredoooooo:
Someone said the way Chelsea is going down they will still discover Assnal

Assnal lieth at there doorstep..

handelex:
Where's that Macjireh guy sef?
All of them don enter ghost mode.
E be things

All of them don Loss na

fredoooooo:
Someone said the way Chelsea is going down they will soon discover Assnal

I Don tell you say your pikin go be Arsenal fan.. I hope say you dey enjoy the L?

Beorn:



Followed by Miss Morita of blessed memory

Followed Fernando Torres.


All flopped. All hail Marina the Payntless master negotiator.

No bro
Na white panyt she wear

I see am

Roland17:


I Don tell you say your pikin go be Arsenal fan.. I hope say you dey enjoy the L?

Dem no born am well

Beorn:



Followed by Miss Morita of blessed memory

Followed Fernando Torres.


All flopped. All hail Marina the Payntless master negotiator.

if we aggregate all the transfers na una buy flop pass

This Chelsea thread is full of cowards oh

hoopLA:
You build a 200million team only to be mid table.

But when others spend,they are killing the game.


Yet anus mouth had the audacity to praise Marina.

Issokay.

I've always known that this thread houses the greatest amount of asylum worthy candidates.


Afterall,one crowned itself a citadel by itself.

Words on marble.

afrodoc2:


No we are going to frame her paynt over the gate so Shekpite faithful can walk under it on matchdays.

They never knew these words will come back to Haunt them

The Legendary Paynt

Skimpledawgg:
Goal ball jare

Apostle you can lie

iamJ:
if we aggregate all the transfers na una buy flop pass

Is that why marina decided to step up her game with her netted white panyt

3 no go bad, send the guy off well

afrodoc2:


No we are going to frame her paynt over the gate so Shekpite faithful can walk under it on matchdays.

What is this....obara nebuchadnezzar

iamJ:
if we aggregate all the transfers na una buy flop pass

Alaye jor jor jor.


Enjoy the hot dish of nonsense your German frauds are dishing out currently to you fess.

KingAlabi:
This Chelsea thread is full of cowards muppermt clowns oh

Fixed for you sir

Nezzjnr:

BlueAngel444

Macrijeh

Segedinho

Thorrvik

Bros, wetin I do u na?

I offend u b4?

hoopLA:

Fixed for you sir

Easy Bros
We live to troll another day

No finish work today

thorrvik55:


Bros, wetin I do u na?

I offend u b4?

thorrvik55:


Bros, wetin I do u na?

I offend u b4?

How far I need a favour from you

I wan full my tank with salty tears

Can you give my like 60%
Airmark will the remainder

LAMPARD-LIVE-MATTER

Chelsea is messing up, no doubt.

Most of our new signings aren't performing as expected, no doubt.

Lampard isn't performing, no fvckin doubt.

But if as a Chelsea fan, you still find a way to hate on Mount who has been playing his soul and heart out for this club, then you need your brain checked.

The stress and load on that lad is much and he needs some rest.