Nazgul:

Come and carry me na.

I don't have to carry you (it's not me you'll break her back); you eventually went to bed last night, "wentn't you?"

Magnoliaa:


I don't have to carry you (it's not me you'll break her back); you eventually went to bed last night, "wentn't you?"

Nazgul:

I'm not that heavy, so your back will definitely be safe. There's nothing to worry about.

And yes I went to bed last night. But how about tonight, and tomorrow night, and all nights to come, who will carry me?

Magnoliaa:


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What's na my own??

Nazgul:

Your own is to carry me as agreed. Surely that wouldn't be so difficult.

Magnoliaa:


"As agreed to what?" You're highly unserious.

Nazgul:

We have an agreement that you must carry me to bed every night. And you can even join me in bed sef if you don't mind.

So what's with the sudden change of heart. This is what I don't like.

10101010100000000101010101010000000001000010101010001011111 ... whurt?? What are you trying to say? That's the numbers appearing on my screen, swrs.

Maybe you should switch to money language; I'll hondastand. Right now, I'm stressed, angry, tired, my brain is inflated from taking things in, that I can't even get anything, rn. So, please, talk money. My body may cool down.

Magnoliaa:


10101010100000000101010101010000000001000010101010001011111 ... whurt?? What are you trying to say? That's the numbers appearing on my screen, swrs.

Maybe you should switch to money language; I'll hondastand. Right now, I'm stressed, angry, tired, my brain is inflated from taking things in, that I can't even get anything, rn. So, please, talk money. My body may cool down.

Walai, you no fit pass English exams - especially Lexis and Structure under JAMB syllabus.

Nazgul:

Ok.

Money! Money!! Money!!!
Money is a means of exchange, it comes in notes and coins, it can be used to buy whatever you want.
Money! Money!! Money !!!

So has your body cooled down. I've talked money...hope you're ok now.

Magnoliaa:
Walai, you no fit pass English exams - especially Lexis and Structure under JAMB syllabus.

Nazgul:

But I passed jamb over a decade ago, and if I remember correctly I believe I passed English especially lexis and structure as well.

Ko matter. Irons rust.

And for reminders I will be expecting you to carry me to bed tonight based on our agreement, you went MIA for ages and I became worried, but I'm glad you're back. Hopefully you'll hold your end of the bargain by carrying me to bed tonight, and you have nothing to worry about cos I'm not that heavy.

How was your day sef.. I even forgot to ask?

Magnoliaa:


Ko matter. Irons rust.



I said you're unserious, and I still maintain that. !



Lol, I said how it was before, in passing... Just 'normally' not good.

Nazgul:

Lol...mine is stainless, it doesn't rust.

Hmmm...ayam not understanding this one you're saying that I'm unserious, how serious do you want me to be? Oh! I get you now, I'll do the carrying I think that's how it should be done, I'll carry you to bed and watch you sleep. That should make you view me as a serious person right?

Yea, and I talked money like you requested but you refused to get well. I don't know what else to do so that you can be happy.

Wowwwnnn. Nora Roberts, Jayne Ann Krentz and the rest of them are my favorite, so I am definitely sure you're not picking these from their books.

It is likely from one story book in Chukwuemeka's Book Shop by the street's corner and written by one Bamgbose Olayiwola that you're picking these lines from, ehn? Ehn? That must be it.

Magnoliaa:



Wowwwnnn. Nora Roberts, Jayne Ann Krentz and the rest of them are my favorite, so I am definitely sure you're not picking these from their books.

It is likely from one story book in Chukwuemeka's Book Shop by the street's corner and written by one Bamgbose Olayiwola that you're picking these lines from, ehn? Ehn? That must be it.

Nazgul:

To summarize all you've written....you're falling for my flattery, that means I'm making a headway.

Magnoliaa:


...that can be frustrated.

Nazgul:

You wouldn't be so inhumane to attempt such.

Magnoliaa:


Inhumane?

I CAN attempt anything, lmao.

Nazgul:

I don't believe you.... you're a drama queen, but you don't strike me as an inhumane person.

Ah. Tor. May the gods guide you in your beliefs about me, oh.

And come, you know I'm a drama queen, always getting mad and chill at will, and yet, what? You are trying to flatter me and drag me to which bus stop?

Why would you deliberately be relating with a drama queen?

Another thing, I dey break plate for head oh. When the spirit comes...

Magnoliaa:


Ah. Tor. May the gods guide you in your beliefs about me, oh.

And come, you know I'm a drama queen, always getting mad and chill at will, and yet, what? You are trying to flatter me and drag me to which bus stop?

Why would you deliberately be relating with a drama queen?

Another thing, I dey break plate for head oh. When the spirit comes...

Nazgul:

See leme tell you... everybody in Nigeria is mad o, just that we have different levels and categories.

Like yours when your spirit comes it's plate that you'll carry, my own spirit no de hear word o! It's bottle, plank or iron rod I will carry sharply break for person head.

So that's why I feel that things will work between us since we both share the same violent spirit. We can break each other's heads when the spirit comes, then rush each to the hospital and apologize to each other once the spirit leaves. And after a while repeat the same process again, when the spirit returns.

You forgot the part of erm, erm, erm... as a coven member sha, they'll ask of sacrifice. So watin I wan give the Matriarchs??

Thank God you know ayam unserious and mostly, mostly in a cruise mood. So you know that's just what this is, right? Imagine the Teletubbies or Dora the Explorer trying to flirt.

Lemme wish you a good day as it is more formal than a good night.

Nazgul:

See leme tell you... everybody in Nigeria is mad o, just that we have different levels and categories.

Like yours when your spirit comes it's plate that you'll carry, my own spirit no de hear word o! It's bottle, plank or iron rod I will carry sharply break for person head.

So that's why I feel that things will work between us since we both share the same violent spirit. We can break each other's heads when the spirit comes, then rush each other to the hospital and apologize to each other once the spirit leaves. And after a while repeat the same process again, when the spirit returns.

Magnoliaa:


You forgot the part of erm, erm, erm... as a coven member sha, they'll ask of sacrifice. So watin I wan give the Matriarchs??

Thank God you know ayam unserious and mostly, mostly in a cruise mood. So you know that's just what this is, right? Imagine the Teletubbies or Dora the Explorer trying to flirt.

Lemme wish you a good day as it is more formal than a good night.

apatheticme:



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Una nor go kee pesin for this forum!!

WTH did I just read?? Nor go kill person pikin oh! Abeg

apatheticme:


Errrrm, we weren't talking about me!

apatheticme:


Oga nor vex!

The comment was hilarious, that's why I quoted you! My bad! Won't happen again!

Nazgul:

Hmmm... you're mostly in cruise mood, yet you're trying to sound formal by wishing me good day. Terrible contradiction.

Do you know I woke up this morning without any scars or bruises and my plates were all intact.

Magnoliaa:


Yep. Just so you don't get any ideas or run off with them.

Good for you that you found none of your plates broken, and definitely wouldn't be surprising if you are the type that never go in the kitchen to cook.

Nazgul:

Lol...am I not expected to get ideas to run off with considering the magnitude of flattery you've experienced in this short period?

Hmmm...na person way get time de cook na. Most times I buy dinner on my way home and eat and sleep.

Cooking for me is mostly on weekends, and it's mostly light foods like spaghetti, rice, noodles...etc. those are the ones I can manage to prepare for now.