A hilarious not has been left by a churchgoer
inside the offering envelope of a popular church in
Nigeria.

A church usher took to Twitter to share a photo
showing what the member put in the offering
envelope.

Rather than put money or a cheque as expected,
the member left a note.

The note reads: "You have jet already. I only have
a Toyotla. I no dey give you shi shi."

https://www.tori.ng/news/163002/church-usher-reveals-shocking-note-a-member-droppe.html

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omo people dey para o....buh u are nt giving the pastor naw, u re giving it to God



So u re telling God 'u will nt give him shi shi ' well He will nt give u shi shi too

Gentlemen and ladies, I present to you SMAN grand patron.

He must be a Nairalander

He should have taken out of the basket sef and drop a thank you note stating how much he took.

Madt

mad oo

merieam16:
omo people dey para o....buh u are nt giving the pastor naw, u re giving it to God



So u re telling God 'u will nt give him shi shi ' well He will nt give u shi shi too

Giving it to God?

Please, Lemme quickly correct this wrong orientation, God is not in need of your financial help or requesting for GoFundMe account.

Serve Him in Spirit and in Truth.

Have never tried it even if I don't have money I'll go to church and pay nothing. It shows the man does not fear God at all. The bible says give and it shall be given unto you you're doing it for God not men. People should be Careful in all they do when problems comes is not God you'll run too abi. I pay my tithes regardless of what the Pastor uses the money for.

He could have better walked away than play this. The church doesn't belong to the Pastor though nowadays, the reverse holds. If indeed he understands his relationship with his Creator, he wouldn't have done such.

We're talking about the Church here and God is at the center of everything and the church should be revered

merieam16:
omo people dey para o....buh u are nt giving the pastor naw, u re giving it to God



So u re telling God 'u will nt give him shi shi ' well He will nt give u shi shi too

....does God ask for money from anybody and do you have God bank account number?

I would love to wire something

Missyajoke:
Have never tried it even if I don't have money I'll go to church and pay nothing. It shows the man does not fear God at all. The bible says give and it shall be given unto you you're doing it for God not men. People should be Careful in all they do when problems comes is not God you'll run too abi. I pay my tithes regardless of what the Pastor uses the money for.

Let's assume you saw your pastor lavishing the Tithe on Automobiles, designers suits and light skin prostitutes, would you still dance in excitement to drop your Tithe the next Sunday?

This Uncalled for.

YourMajesty:
Let's assume you saw your pastor lavishing the Tithe on Automobiles, designers suits and light skin prostitutes, would you still dance in excitement to drop your Tithe the next Sunday?

I'll be discouraged but I'll still pay my tithes. The bibles says looking unto Jesus the author and the finisher of our Faith the bible didn't say we should look unto our Pastor

Missyajoke:


I'll be discouraged but I'll still pay my tithes. The bibles says looking unto Jesus the author and the finisher of our Faith the bible didn't say we should look unto our Pastor

You'll still pay your Tithe to the same pastor that squander it before your very eyes?


If you are really looking unto Jesus who's the author and finisher of our Faith, you'll definitely know that our God is not the Author of confusion.

Righteousness2:
We should be careful with things we do , Especially when it Pertains to the things of GOD.
The things we do will be replayed to us on the other side.

I don't think anyone Forced you to give.
It is Better to maintain and be quiet than to think you are making fun only to offend GOD.

@ the bolded, what if i committed the sin of fornication and I repented but the girl did not repent will I feature in the video?

YourMajesty:
Giving it to God?

Please, Lemme quickly correct this wrong orientation, God is not in need of your financial help or requesting for GoFundMe account.

Serve Him in Spirit and in Truth.

My people perish for lack of knowledge

merieam16:
My people perish for lack of knowledge

The knowledge you don't have or the one your pastor stole from you?

YourMajesty:
The knowledge you don't have or the one your pastor stole from you?

Ur hate for pastors cant change anyting.It will just keep showing hw ignorant u are


U dont av d right to judge cos u arent a saint either.As a Christian, just do wat God want and leave d judgement to God.

If any pastor is emblezzling or mismanaging any money under his care, we av no right to question or judge. Leave dat to God, u just play ur part.

merieam16:
Ur hate for pastors cant change anyting.It will just keep showing hw ignorant u are


U dont av d right to judge cos u arent a saint either.As a Christian, just do wat God want and leave d judgement to God.

If any pastor is emblezzling or mismanaging any money under his care, we av no right to question or judge. Leave dat to God, u just play ur part.

I must confess, your own Ignorance is powered by the Sun.

Just because I don't have the right to "Judge" does not mean I should donate my brain like a zombie to the pastor...

You have right to question politicians mismanaging your tax but like you said, we shouldn't question pastor's mismanaging our Tithes, Seeds, Offerings, Financial donations, e.t.c

Can't you see you're just an hypocrite?

Not hear to hurt you with words my friend, We don't have to right to "Judge" but we have every right to question and criticize.

merieam16:
omo people dey para o....buh u are nt giving the pastor naw, u re giving it to God



So u re telling God 'u will nt give him shi shi ' well He will nt give u shi shi too

God already owns everything. He did not ask you to give Him but to give to those who have not. So, the man is right in indicating that since the pastor has a jet, he does not qualify for getting anything from him.

YourMajesty:
I must confess, your own Ignorance is powered by the Sun.

Just because I don't have the right to "Judge" does not mean I should donate my brain like a zombie to the pastor...

You have right to question politicians mismanaging your tax but like you said, we shouldn't question pastor's mismanaging our Tithes, Seeds, Offerings, Financial donations, e.t.c

Can't you see you're just an hypocrite?

Not hear to hurt you with words my friend, We don't have to right to "Judge" but we have every right to question and criticize.

U cant hurt me with no words....u can judge, criticize, question dat ur business, ur thinking nd ur perspective abt it, i cant change it. so swerve so i can see like minds dat understand that anything that as to do with church is God business

merieam16:
U cant hurt me with no words....u can judge, criticize, question dat ur business, ur thinking nd ur perspective abt it, i cant change it. so swerve so i can see like minds dat understand that anything that as to do with church is God business

As expected, you already getting emotional...

In conclusion, God is not after your Tithe and Offerings.

I can't flog a dead-horse anymore.

Sleep well.

Gentlemen and ladies, I present to you SMAN grand patron.

YourMajesty:
As expected, you already getting emotional...

In conclusion, God is not after your Tithe and Offerings.

I can't flog a dead-horse anymore.

Sleep well.

Cant av more words than this with you cos u lack insight nd u re really far frm knowing the truth.

Sleep well too

merieam16:
Cant av more words than this with you cos u lack insight nd u re really far from knowing the truth.

Sleep well too

He is telling you the truth. God never sent anyone ti to build or buy anything in His name.

As for your churches, they are just businesses like any other company out there registered in the name of men to the glory and the kingdom of men.
Instead Jesus Christ called His followers to give to the poor-those who have less than you do. Giving to a anyone, even if a so-called pastor who owns a jet is foolishness and has absolutely nothing to do with God.

Kobojunkie:
He is telling you the truth. God never sent anyone ti to build or buy anything in His name.

As for your churches, they are just businesses like any other company out there registered in the name of men to the glory and the kingdom of men.
Instead Jesus Christ called His followers to give to the poor-those who have less than you do. Giving to a anyone, even if a so-called pastor who owns a jet is foolishness and has absolutely nothing to do with God.

Is saying no truth....u av ur opinion, i av mine. Let everyone do wats dime fit.

peace

merieam16:
Is saying no truth....u av ur opinion, i av mine. Let everyone do wats dime fit.

peace

Truth is not an opinion. In some cases, it is absolute.

He is telling you the truth but you keep rejecting it because you don't know the truth so instead you continue to assume it a lie(an opinion).

Kobojunkie:
Truth is not an opinion. In some cases, it is absolute.

He is telling you the truth but you keep rejecting it because you don't know the truth so instead you continue to assume it a lie(an opinion).

Keep ur rubbish truth to urself...Get out of my mention nd get a life

merieam16:
Keep ur rubbish truth to urself...Get out of my mention nd get a life

Well.. The truth does not belong to man... He is the word of God Himself, Jesus Christ.