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I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 2:18pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
I have a friend who really has a small cucumber and he's been feeling sad lately because his ex whom he caught cheating have an excuse that she cheated because she was not enjoying thier love making due to his cucumber size . This was the same girl , he bought an iphone 11 for immediately it came out, I mean this guy does everything for her ... I have seen my friend cucumber and it is average when he is not a porn. star . .now my guy is all over the internet trying to buy drugs to make his cucumber bigger... which brings me to the question does size really matter ?..... I mean I can swear that ned nwoko has small cucumber but yet look at the numbers of pretty ladies he control or are they cheating behind him ?? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Rhodaogunpeju(f): 2:26pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
my deer size really matters alot .. I'm a lady so I know .. but two things are involved.. if your cucumber is average and your lady is a virgin it will be big to her but if she's the type that has tasted bigger Gbola she will definitely cheat on you... And pray that your vigrin too sticks with you because once she tastes big Gbola there is no going back... sadly most women marries men with average cucumber because most men with bigger ones are mostly players .... 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Feddytune: 2:31pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Rhodaogunpeju: most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 2:36pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Rhodaogunpeju: I really pity your husband 10 Likes |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 2:39pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
the two daughters of Eve above me tho 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by gfon(m): 2:47pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Feddytune:lol...babe you funny oo.How pocket size cum look like? |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Feddytune: 2:53pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
gfon: I'll know when I see it..... "das my type eight figures eight inches " |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 2:55pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Feddytune: you know this because you have tasted different Nigerian men .... LovePeddler |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by gfon(m): 3:10pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Feddytune:3ree gbosa for you...minister of enjoyment |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by sunshineV(f): 3:27pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
size dont matter dats why lesbians enjoy sex 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 3:43pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Those ladies craving over sized gbolas have ocean wide puss my Gbola no big but the girls dey pour water for bed when I hit them. 8 Likes |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Yeah, it matters. Only a virgin won't complain about your size. By the way, why did you buy iphone for yo bitcch? Buying her material things doesn't guarantee she'll stay. You could have just bought loud instead, book two olosho and travel to maldives for a week. |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 4:37pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
positivevibez: exactly my thoughts..... there is always spacr in the ocean 2 Likes |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Gadafii: 5:09pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
size doesnt really matter if you know how to deploy ur fingers very well |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Kanixt(m): 5:14pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
RealGboy: You are the reason why most girls don't want to express themselves freely on nairaland. Why not try jump and pass method 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Letz assume you are not that friend in the first place, I implore you to advise your friend to desist from those so called penis enlargement drugs. Those shits don't work. If his girlfriend is as wide as Pacific ocean and she complains of his small penis then he should look for another lady with a reasonable vaginal size. Simple 2 Likes |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 5:34pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by RealGboy: 6:16pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Ninejaywon: Stop assuming I'm not the one |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Rhodaogunpeju(f): 7:51pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Feddytune: tell them |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Offpoint1: 8:06pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
In the area of work, size of tool doesn't matter. What matters is the skillfulness of the craftsman. A very skilled craftsman may even improvise and get the job done if the required tool isn't available. 1 Like |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by aorseer: 8:21pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Tell your friend to go to pdfdrive dot com and download the book Pe_nis Power: The Ultimate Guide to Male Sexual Health he will be alright 1 Like |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Havesomesense(m): 8:25pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
size matters but skill matters most. before sex play and suck her breasts well NB, last year i had regular sex with my girl and i thought i was hitting her right bcus i last very long but i was surprised when we were seperate in different states, I told her I missed her and i want to fvvk her till she cums and cums and cums. then she told me i should do my job well. I asked her what she meant by " do my job well ", she said she means i should do my job well then she will cum and cum and cum, I took up the challenge, later she came to my house after a month of not been together and we had sex, it wasn't that great. I knew what the problem was, I told her that I'm going to give it to her hot hot the next day ( Valentine's day ) I made her cum 5 times on Valentine's day, 3 times in the morning 2 times at night. what did i do differently ? |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by kingvomlotus12: 8:49pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
RealGboy:oga chill, haven't you had sex with multiple girls?! leave that ish e let ladies be open about these things 3 Likes |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by kingvomlotus12: 8:55pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Havesomesense:omo! finish this thing naw |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by SweetCunt97(f): 9:25pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
RealGboy:Money and material things aint shit when there's no mind blowing fvvck oo. Ur frd don enter. Make him go find virgin wey b SU 2 Likes |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Ladikwa(m): 9:34pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Mine is |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Homeboiy: 9:59pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Feddytune: Bro no de claim woman Your topics for your profile says it all |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by SarutobiEky(m): 10:52pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
aorseer:hmm |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Mobileowowa: 12:01am On Feb 26, 2021 |
SweetCunt97: |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Nobody: 12:03am On Feb 26, 2021 |
ur friend abi u 1 Share
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Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by Hapiivee: 12:25am On Feb 26, 2021 |
Tell ur frd to calm down. You can't satisfy girls of these days. Guys have drilled most of them with trams and Viagra. Nothing you do with ur pinpin that will satisfy them,except you want to kill yourself before your time o. And even if you satisfy them,it doesn't guarantee them staying with you only. Again. Bros no be you make am small na.. : Na nature ,so chill ,cux life is too short to be worrying about big,average or small. This is for all the guys that are with average or small pinpin. I don dey see una don dey line up already.. 1 Like |
Re: I Have A Small Cucumber .does Size Really Matter ? by 2dice01: 12:27am On Feb 26, 2021 |
lefulefu:The Op is scared make dem no victimize am We wey we get small díck for naija we no pass 2 Me and the Op's friend Every other nigga has horse kinda size |
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