Lana1:
He may only be a PE teacher without taktiks but it takes more than vibes and individual brilliance to beat Pep 4 out of 8 times, and stopping City from scoring in 3 of those 4 wins.

That’s because Pep has no plan B.

Pep simply doesn’t respond to adversity. His plan A works 99% of the time but when it doesn’t work, his players can’t adapt.

Sam Allardyce would have gotten a draw from that game after United went a goal up. He will just keep pumping high balls into the box and one of them would find a way into the net but Pep doesn’t want such area boy football.

For all of Fred's activity without the ball, that nigga is shit with the ball is so annoying, like how many times did he lose the ball today because of lack of proper ball control?

Well he did a good job today closing down spaces and covering every blade of grass but mehn...we can do much better with an upgrade.

KingAlabi:



I have been on the fence now

For Europa, piakos to do the lords work again

lol... Oshey minister of de-FENCE .

Anyways, we deal with olympiakos. I'm not afraid of dem. Last season was a blip

Trevor012:

These are also fake as well. Kdb 7 keypasses is also fake . Guy rest

The stats aren’t fake, the ratings are fake.

Bruno and De Bruyne went into this game with the objective of winning the match for their respective teams.

Bruno got the job done by scoring one of the goals, KDB shot blanks and his team lost.

How then is KDB rated higher?

Trevor012:
Kdb had a poor game but yet

You’ve been spamming here with that map. Can you internet it ? How does it prove that one player had a better game than another player?

afrodoc2:
Luke Shaw is probably our best player right now. Not probably, definitely.

I have him in my FPL. Regrettably benched him and gladly played Cancelo. Baba drops 11pts while Cancelo drops

Illimitable:


The stats aren’t fake, the ratings are fake.

Bruno and De Bruyne went into this game with the objective of winning the match for their respective teams.

Bruno got the job done by scoring one of the goals, KDB shot blanks and his team lost.

How then is KDB rated higher?

Bruno scored a penalty. Nigga a gad damn penalty . Then went on to ghost the entire 90mins doing absolutely nothing else.

Kdb created 8key passes and created one big chance. It's even a poor game by kdb standard.

Trevor012:

Definition of a disaster class .

Bring any midfielder in the derby who had a better stat

Trevor012:
Omo so fred even had more forward passes.

Bruno is in a more advanced position and had more passes. Didn’t you see that?

Martial surprisingly had a good game apart from that bad miss...

Dan James is starting to have sense...

Maguire was solid at the back today, kudos to him.

I'm surprised we won today honestly. Let's hope this win kickstarts a winning run for us.

GGMU.

handelex:
Martial surprisingly had a good game apart from that bad miss...

Dan James is starting to have sense...

Maguire was solid at the back today, kudos to him.

I'm surprised we won today honestly. Let's hope this win kickstarts a winning run for us.

GGMU.

The unsung hero, him and lindelof

Illimitable:


Let me expose KDB further.....

Complete Fraud. Name for me a single top attacking midfielder of a top club with such criminal stat.

Maddison, Jack Grealish, Thomas Soucek, Bruno, Gundogan etc all have sizeable amount of goals this srason. But our dear KDB can only muster one goal from open play.

Even Lord lingard has outscored him with only 5 appearances

Uniquisite:


He can't be delivered by Olukoya of MFM. His madness is way deeper than the Spiritual and Physical realm. He can't be rescued..

Argue with Lunatic at your energy sake.

LMAO

Illimitable:


The stats aren’t fake, the ratings are fake.

Bruno and De Bruyne went into this game with the objective of winning the match for their respective teams.

Bruno got the job done by scoring one of the goals, KDB shot blanks and his team lost.

How then is KDB rated higher?

Lol. Some went and snapped ratings from one oluwole site and you are wasting your time arguing with him?

Trevor012:

Bruno scored a penalty. Nigga a gad damn penalty . Then went on to ghost the entire 90mins doing absolutely nothing else.

Kdb created 8key passes and created one big chance. It's even a poor game by kdb standard.

Penalties aren’t easy to score - if it is, Pep won’t take the rights from KDB & Gundogan, to give it to Rodri. Even Ederson has been claiming the rights to be taking them as there’s no single City player that is consistent with scoring from them.

Scoring from a penalty is a skill!

As for the 8 key passes created by KDB, 2 were from corner kicks and some of the other 6 were from indirect freekicks into United box. KDB did little today.

Bruno’s number of key passes have been reduced ever since Ole has put Shaw on set plays. It still doesn’t justify why KDB has just 1 open play goal in 22 appearances this season.

Wan Bissaka has more open play goals than KDB.

Pathetic!

Lana1:
At best I was expecting a draw. At worst, a respectable 1-0 loss.

2-0. E shock me!

Very shocking. P. E. teacher sure knows how to beat Pep.

Pep should’ve started his double DM (Rodri n Fernandinho) like he did in the first leg to stop our attackers. He was arrogant. United prevented Rodri from getting the ball and frustrated Pep from playing his normal game

KingAlabi:


The unsung hero, him and lindelof

Yes, our entire backline was good today, Henderson was great. AWB and Shaw too but Mahrez wanted to break the guy waist. God pass am shaa.

Illimitable:


Penalty aren’t easy to score - if it is, Pep won’t take the rights from KDB & Gundogan, to give it to Rodri. Even Ederson has been claiming the rights to be taking them as there’s no single City player that is consistent with scoring from them.

Scoring from a penalty is a skill!

As for the 8 key passes created by KDB, 2 were from corner kicks and some of the other 6 were from indirect freekicks into United box. KDB did little today.

Bruno’s number of key passes have been reduced ever since Ole has put Shaw on set plays. It still doesn’t justify why KDB has just 1 open play goal in 22 appearances this season.

Wan Bissaka has more open play goals than KDB.

Pathetic!

. The only skill Bruno possess then is scoring penalities cause that's the only thing he is good at.

Nigga said scoring from penalities is a skill

Leyqute:


Very shocking. P. E. teacher sure knows how to beat Pep.

Pep should’ve started his double DM (Rodri n Fernandinho) like he did in the first leg to stop our attackers. He was arrogant. United prevented Rodri from getting the ball and frustrated Pep from playing his normal game

Oga nearly scored oo.

handelex:
Yes, our entire backline was good today, Henderson was great. AWB and Shaw too but Mahrez wanted to break the guy waist. God pass am shaa.

Mahrez kneel am down like boy be humble

handelex:
Yes, our entire backline was good today, Henderson was great. AWB and Shaw too but Mahrez wanted to break the guy waist. God pass am shaa.

It was a team effort!

Agent: Tell me your football skills. What can you do?

Player: I am very skillful in taking penalties

#OleOUT

Jodera:
lol... Oshey minister of de-FENCE .

Anyways, we deal with olympiakos. I'm not afraid of dem. Last season was a blip

History repeats itself

handelex:
Oga nearly scored oo.

That was in the second half. Tactics had changed then and we were defending in numbers. Rodri was silent throughout the first half.

Illimitable:


Penalties aren’t easy to score - if it is, Pep won’t take the rights from KDB & Gundogan, to give it to Rodri. Even Ederson has been claiming the rights to be taking them as there’s no single City player that is consistent with scoring from them.

Scoring from a penalty is a skill!

As for the 8 key passes created by KDB, 2 were from corner kicks and some of the other 6 were from indirect freekicks into United box. KDB did little today.

Bruno’s number of key passes have been reduced ever since Ole has put Shaw on set plays. It still doesn’t justify why KDB has just 1 open play goal in 22 appearances this season.

Wan Bissaka has more open play goals than KDB.

Pathetic!

Mctoms 4 goals KDB 1 goal from open play

Funniest shit I've read today about Liverpool's continued woes





What is tantric football?

The concept of tantric football came from ancient Hinduism and ideas around tantra which stem loosely from religious texts that focus on spiritualism.

Tantric football is a meditative form of football where the ultimate aim is not to score goals but to enjoy the tactical journey and sensation of attacking football on the body. It aims to move energy throughout the pitch for healing, transformation, and enlightenment.

Practitioners of tantric football will repeatedly work the ball up the field and bring the play close to completion, only to avoid scoring at the last moment, a method which is thought to further enhance the meditative state. Those highly skilled in this practice may repeat this process many times, sometimes over periods of ninety minutes or longer, without finishing.

CapitalCee:


Mctoms 4 goals KDB 1 goal from open play

You have put the nail on his coffin!

You mean McSauce(the Scottish Casemiro) has more open play goals than the creative Belgian monster?

KDB should be reported to FIFA for stealing a living at Man City.

...

Trevor012:

. The only skill Bruno possess then is scoring penalities cause that's the only thing he is good at.

Nigga said scoring from penalities is a skill

Non-penalty goals.

Bruno 8-1 De Bruyne

Any more excuse?

Melvyn11:

So Mctominay is a better player than Kdb?

This season? Yes!

Even Opta’s performance index has McSauce at 100 to KDB’s 87.

Illimitable:




Joezi.nho chose violence

From the days of John the Baptist until now, the kingdom of heaven has been subjected to violence, and violent people have been raiding it...

Illimitable:


Non-penalty goals.

Bruno 8-1 De Bruyne

Any more excuse?

You have jumped from scoring penalties is a skill to this nonsense here .

Show me any post or comment from pundit or even Nairaland here where Kdb is rated by goals . I repeat stat mongers no wonder Bruno keep deceiving you with penalties and sideways passes