What a nice write-up. The op did a good job.

I don't really blame those who are not flowing with the story.

You see, the challenges of life especially in Nigeria, might mess up your psyche and you find fault in everything.

For example, if you are supporting a football club and the team loses a match, you will blame fifa for making the football so small or blaming the goal post, that's not wide enough for your team to score.

So, let's forgive those who are not enjoying the story “they do not know what they are doing. ”

Wahala dey like crayfish.he no dey bend finish

Op hope this story is not inconclusive like 9ja projects?? No fall my hand, complete d story den send me your account number make I give u small tin.

Damn laugh so hard, op come back and finish your tory

Na friction be this now.

xorojinxx:
What a nice write-up. The op did a good job.

I don't really blame those who are not flowing with the story.

You see, the challenges of life especially in Nigeria, might mess up your psyche and you find fault in everything.

For example, if you are supporting a football club and the team loses a match, you will blame fifa for making the football so small or blaming the goal post, that's not wide enough for your team to score.

So, let's forgive those who are not enjoying the story “they do not know what they are doing. ”

You have said it all.

funny comments

Lesson of the story is Awoof dey turn belle..

This guy deserves an award! I am loving this

my3name:

Lwkmd oga u are doing well

GreenGlob:



Your profile is a reflection of yourself. A bitter depressed soul.


Rather than smear. Why don't you tell the forum what transpired between myself and you.

You wrote a project with over 40% Plagiarisms,I asked you to rewrite,you did and returned with 30% plagiarisms,I turned it down and sent you the plagiarism report file. Rather than rewrite the Plagiarisms you flared call me a scammer and blocked me.


It took me five days to rework the project though I lost the trust of my client and he refused hiring me cause of the long time it took


Tell me how much I cheated you. Inspire of the Plagiarisms in the work,I sent you 4000 Naira to go with and bore the loss.

How then did I cheat you ? Blackmailer tell me


Moses needed 150,000 Naira urgently to pay for his school clearance,the project paid half 75,000 Naira


What you didn't know was each of us have had urgent need I committed 100,000 Naira esh across board


When you chose to not work with me did I force myself on you or said my life couldn't move on without you ?


Why blackmailing me ?

lmao
I have never done any work for you Oga
I don't know who is Moses either
someone here has worked for you and you blocked the person and reported his account
I have been watching you for a long time
your cup go full soon
continue deceiving writers that are looking for jobs

Fxwarrior:


Haha. How can it be true that he ran a distance that took him #700 transportation to get back or mosquito resembling bat?

That dog will likely be a Cauc or a great Dane. We have large dog breeds though.

Most likely a Cauc as it has hairs.

I know the story is a fiction, but am enjoying the write up

Lord have mercy..let's make ur aluminium windows and railings for u. take a look at our fantastic deliveries in profile..funny experience op

I don laugh tired abeg kontinue

you be correct mad man OP,woke up to this and I'm just laughing like a nuisance at work

Abeg o no stop here

CyberEBOLA:
No worry, I go soon create thread ontop your head, as I did your fellow scammers.
Na your details I dey dig up now...

One bottle for you guy
The stupid scammer dey find 5 writers since last year and he never see

KosiGee:


Calm down mister. Not everyone will find this story funny.
I laughed till he saw the landlord’s daughter and the ‘three bats’...mosquitoes. Rubbish. He exaggerated a bit too much and it took the shine out of the story....then the dog coming out from the cage and chasing him and his friend!....

You believed this story?? Did you find it funny?

No disrespect to the op and all those who liked the story...

The script was badly done and it was childish.

majority of us with functioning brains find it hilarious, I'm an introvert and even I can't stop laughing.
your misfortune is not our problem, perhaps you should be reading tragic stories,you might relate better to that

Xenry:
ohh thanks, I appreciate it.

You're welcome

When I got home , I realized my friend wasn't home , I called him and he told me to meet him in a police station nearby.. police station ?? Wetin happen ?. He did not reply just hung up .

When I got there I saw my friend with plaster and bandages all over his face and legs ,, the Dog really injured him , my friend saw me and urge me to come and write my own statement too, on the Dog matter ,


The police told me not to fear and that What my friend is doing is the right thing, they assured me that They would saction both the landlord and the Dog owner and make them pay for my friend injuries and also give me back my house rent money if I want.


Na so I carry Biro write epistle on what happened,,the police then called us to inform us that whatever money they pay my friend they will collect half for thier fee and we agreed ..


I went back home that night with mixed feeling ,I know involving the police will make me lose the house and that means I won't see fareedah again, but well atleast I'll be alive .

Next day we went to the police station again and together with 4 police men we proceeded to the house ,on gettin'there ,the police officers did not even bother to knock ,they just barged Into the compound and started shouting asking everyone to come out.


Me and my friend checked the cage and noticed that the Dog was not there ,but we were calm because the police officers was with us .

Out of nowhere the Dog pounced on one officer and started biting the leg ,omo see commotion,instead of the other three officers to intervene for thier colleague ,to our shock they took to thier heels ,

You need to see race that day na my friend I pity pass because the guy was still recovering.

The police officers started running faster than us as if they were possessed ,


when we all finally got to a safe place ,the 3 officers turned to me and my friend and handcuffed us, we were shocked ,when we asked them why and what our offence was?.they replied that we committed four offence.
(1) "Lying to a policeman

,(2) Tendering False information

(3) manipulation

and finally (4) attempted murder "..shoo all these big grammar for why now? We did nothing officers na " I replied,.

They said we wrote Dog in our statement knowing fully well that it was a Lion thereby putting thier life at risk...they said if they had knew it was a Lion they would have come with better machinery ..

But It's not a lion it's a Dog sir " ..we argued but this officers refused to listen , instead they gave me a hot slap and told me to keep quiet , " Shut up who you be, you think say we no go school to know difference between Lion and dog ? "..
I couldn't utter any more word , they dragged us to the police station and put us behind bars


We later found out that the policeman that was attacked had been badly injured and lost a lot of blood ..

Before long both the Dog owner and the Landlord joined us in prison with half of the compound .

While in the prison both the landlord and the Dog owner kept shouting at each other ,the landlord blamed the tenant for bringing such Dog while the tenant blamed the landlord for not doing anything about the high level of insecurity in the compound..

When they finally calm down after another tenant begged both party the word that came out of my mouth was."Hope your daughter fareedah is safe sir "..





The man replied


Typing ......����Op...aswear, your comedy is topnotch.. never laff like this in 2020��

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xorojinxx:
What a nice write-up. The op did a good job.

I don't really blame those who are not flowing with the story.

You see, the challenges of life especially in Nigeria, might mess up your psyche and you find fault in everything.

For example, if you are supporting a football club and the team loses a match, you will blame fifa for making the football so small or blaming the goal post, that's not wide enough for your team to score.

So, let's forgive those who are not enjoying the story “they do not know what they are doing. ”

Good talk and on point. Yeah some people find fault in everything rather than appreciate the positive laughter that this story has generated since yesterday.

Xenry:
You must be a comedian
Modified: Though it's fiction, it's funny AF... I just finished reading it.

Take down that spoiler alert joor. Don't kill the fun of having to find out that it's fiction afterall. You've even killed my desire to continue reading the story self.

Emmzy201:



lmao
I have never done any work for you Oga
I don't know who is Moses either
someone here has worked for you and you blocked the person and reported his account
I have been watching you for a long time
your cup go full soon
continue deceiving writers that are looking for jobs

As usual blackmails


Please post the screenshot of your fantom buddy here let the cup full today. The energy you're using in trying to pull me down,if you spent it on your ideas you would be better. But envy and covetousness won't allow me see road.


I have never disengaged one person that worked with me. Just one,atmostwriters say they are busy with school or work and take months of break which is why I have to keep seeking replacement hands.



I will pay whoever said I blocked him and you 5k each of you publish publicly here and now anyone who claimed worked for me and I blocked him or her


I'm waiting. Let's full the cup today please

shogsman:

majority of us with functioning brains find it hilarious, I'm an introvert and even I can't stop laughing.
your misfortune is not our problem, perhaps you should be reading tragic stories,you might relate better to that

@shogsman stop wasting your time on those people that can't laugh .... they are just jealous ni joor.

Could the author of this article an actor a comedian . I have been laughing .
Thanks dear for making my day .
He just cut the story abruptly

Xenry:
You must be a comedian
Modified: Though it's fiction, it's funny AF... I just finished reading it.

Could it be.... fiction ?

Emmzy201:

One bottle for you guy
The stupid scammer dey find 5 writers since last year and he never see

VERY STUPID SCAMMER.
Na people wey he go defraud of their valuable TIME, EFFORT and RESOURCES he dey find.

As your story no come complete,

We go just assume say the babe get 2 hands, two legs , two eyes, one mouth and nose.


Normal levelz, so, what's the fuzz bruv!!!??

CyberEBOLA:
No worry, I go soon create thread ontop your head, as I did your fellow scammers.
Na your details I dey dig up now...

My phone number is on my posts.

I introduce myself to everyone I request to join my team so everyone has my contact info and address of business. Definitely because we are in the age of the internet and everyone that's young should have a digital footprint,it is easy to pull up my contact information and brand me as what I'm not.

My only request while I'm not stopping you is to make sure you publish any criminal acts I carried out before publishing anything on me. God may show me mercy that as you publish it,God can choose to send helpers to this project and vision through your actions


I remain open to any kind of questioning and investigation


My hands are clean hence I have no fears

CyberEBOLA:
No worry, I go soon create thread ontop your head, as I did your fellow scammers.
Na your details I dey dig up now...

My phone number is on my posts.

I introduce myself to everyone I request to join my team so everyone has my contact info and address of business. Definitely because we are in the age of the internet and everyone that's young should have a digital footprint,it is easy to pull up my contact information and brand me as what I'm not.

My only request while I'm not stopping you is to make sure you publish any criminal acts I carried out before publishing anything on me. God may show me mercy that as you publish it,God can choose to send helpers to this project and vision through your actions


I remain open to any kind of questioning and investigation.


My hands are clean hence I have no fears

Hmmm

RealGboy:
I couldn't sleep well in my friends house that night , my mind was already in that compound, all I could think of is the babe (iFareedah)
What a beautiful name ,

immediately it was morning, with the help of my friend I packed my few things and we head to the house ,
On getting there I checked inside and saw the Dog sleeping in it's cage before we entered,

when my friend saw the Dog he was shocked too and he refused to enter , he told me he's never seen a Lion this close ,

I laughed and told him it's just ordinary Dog na , I even assured him that the animal is a friendly one and in a bid to calm him I moved closer to the cage and said "kitty kitty " the dog looked up and surprisingly did not bark .I turned to my friend like a chairman and told him "you see say the Dog sabi me. fear fear boy "

If only someone had told me that day that the cage was unlocked I would have given my soul to the person free of charge .


While I turned my back to face my friend I heard the cage opening,.

at first I decided not to panic but you see that my friend the guy no dey use Dog play at all and.before I could say jack he took to his heels running like usain bolt and screaming chimoooo I don die..


Omo without waiting for further instructions I followed him and this lion followed us ., I thought my end has come , the funny thing was that i did not know where that speed came from but I caught up with my friend and even left him behind , next thing I heard my friend's voice crying and screaming " Nonso abeg wait, wait for me ".. with tears in my eyes I just replied "No vex my brother" .."Abeg no vex "but I couldn't wait ..

The Dog got hold of my friend's leg and threw him off , pounced on him and gave him strange bite , my friend was able to find a stick and attack the Dog back , passerby joined to help him and before long they were able to chase the Dog away.. .

I couldn't see all these at that time because I just kept running ,to make matters worse strangers that saw me also joined me in running, nobody was asking questions ,u see us just join us. Na when I finally stop I realized about 30 people were behind me and we were all gasping for air

,one man managed to ask me " O boy Wetin really happen na ,why u dey run " when I told them it was because of a Dog,. They got angry and started insulting me .

I later realized that the Man who asked me the question was a driver and the people behind him were mostly his passengers,he dumped his bus and followed me in running because they thought cultist or fulani herdsmen were killing people.

If not for some elderly women they would have beaten me up that day, they then told me not to be running carelessly like again o...


I called my friend number after settling down , at first he did not pick , and I was scared for him , when he later picked , it was curses upon curses , the guy no even let me explain before he hang up. But I was happy to even hear his voice atleast he's alive..
I called a bikeman to take me back home and the guy said that it would cost me 700 ,that's when I realized I have really travelled far. On getting home






Typing ...



On getting home ..

Na adult you make laugh like this? Your papa