PoliteActivist:
She had diarrhea

thereals

A year ago I decided to give relationship a chance. I had this girl that I liked. She's slim, a sapio and ebony skin(My type of woman) but f-up be say we dy the same exco organization. Me that doesn't like having any sexual activity with female colleagues. But mehn I needed to know if I could still love again. I asked her out on Val's day last year but she couldn't make it(introvert stuff). Kept my cool, then days later she agreed to go on a date with me.
The dday reached, I was so excited but nervous cus na only urgent 2k I budgeted for the date.
Mistake I made was not going for a market survey in the restaurant we'll be staying.
In evening time, I no too like wear belt those days cus my trousers are always fitted but I forget say school stress don suck my flesh finish.
Put on my dope jeans and nice long sleeve top. I swear, the trouser gave sign of being loose but I neglected it. Then I Called her, she came and off we went to our super date
When we arrived, I took her to the food showcase. We started checking what we wanted to eat. Na rice varieties full there so we had limited options and the tag read below;
White rice and tomato stew 250/plate without
Chicken laps 950
One small tablet of Meat 300
Snail meat 200

I ordered for stew rice and snail meat. As them put am for two plates, I ask for the price.
This waitress come press things for calculator and told me Three thousand six hundred Naira!!!
Like 3600!
I chuckled and begin reason this girl say we no buy the whole food, na only two plates. Make she recheck am. She did and gave me the same amount.
I officially vexed
I brought my phone did the calculation and showed her the amount base on their tag.
"#900 worth of food is what I bought madam.!"

She come shock me, "Oga sorry o,this tag is not being used, the white rice and stew you bought is #500each and the snail meat is worth #800 per meat

We never buy drink o, I come begin dy para small small. But I remember say na me Bleep up. I just look babe and tried not to make her feel bad as I noticed say she wan pay from her wallet.
I tell the waitress to give us vegetable stew. Yea as expected it was cheaper (350, then I ordered egg instead of meat.)
We got our faruz drink and headed to sit on a round table.
Me don loose vibe, I con regret why I ask of this date. She was the one doing most of the talking sha and I did the listening. After everything night show and na to go.
I can't explain why but the lose trouser became worst.when we were walking home I was always sliding back for her not to notice, I just dy behind her dy drag my trouser. At some point I'll catch up with her and talk small, If I noticed say trouser wan go down I go bend down like something hit me for leg. Na so we do am reach where she dy go. I come use speed run go my guy house. My guy laugh me that night and asked " At least hope say you chop kiss?".
I hissed and told him that na person wey him mind dy at rest dy find kiss to chop

DICKstractor:



We came together to the place. Had fun, watched movies together, but when it reached the time to tel her my feelings, I went totally blank. Like, I didn't know what happened, I wasn't myself. I was just there sweating profusely.

That was my first and worst date experience


At that point, I told my heart to just stick to pumping blood and stop catching feelings.


But now, I'm a pro in this game

thatsleepboy1:
She looked big and finer in pictures but when I finally met her. I went blank and just had to extend the convo and since that day (maybe she felt I was not comfortable being with her) I've never talked, picked her calls, replied her texts till date. I don't block pple, you'll block yourself at the end of the day.

JOACHINpedro:

Reminding me of my past mistake is uncool bro

purples25:
Kept trying to rub my ass. Told me if I said I've been with one or two guys, that I'm just starting, there are more to come. What a wicked statement.

Can't remember how he did it, made me feel so repulsed....but when I came home I puked out the malt he bought me and had a bad headache. That was really long ago.

The worst experience I think I myself gave someone was when I poured my drink all over the table at an eatery and we had to change tables and everyone was looking at us.

thatsleepboy1:
She looked big and finer in pictures but when I finally met her. I went blank and just had to extend the convo and since that day (maybe she felt I was not comfortable being with her) I've never talked, picked her calls, replied her texts till date. I don't block pple, you'll block yourself at the end of the day.

JOACHINpedro:

Reminding me of my past mistake is uncool bro

Modified
A year ago I decided to give relationship a chance. I had this girl that I liked. She's slim, a sapio and ebony skin(My type of woman) but f-up be say we dy the same exco organization. Me that doesn't like having any sexual activity with female colleagues. But mehn I needed to know if I could still love again. I asked her out on Val's day last year but she couldn't make it(introvert stuff). Kept my cool, then days later she agreed to go on a date with me.
The dday reached, I was so excited but nervous cus na only urgent 2k I budgeted for the date.
Mistake I made was not going for a market survey in the restaurant we'll be staying.
In evening time, I no too like wear belt those days cus my trousers are always fitted but I forget say school stress don suck my flesh finish.
Put on my dope jeans and nice long sleeve top. I swear, the trouser gave sign of being loose but I neglected it. Then I Called her, she came and off we went to our super date
When we arrived, I took her to the food showcase. We started checking what we wanted to eat. Na rice varieties full there so we had limited options and the tag read below;
White rice and tomato stew 250/plate without
Chicken laps 950
One small tablet of Meat 300
Snail meat 200

I ordered for stew rice and snail meat. As them put am for two plates, I ask for the price.
This waitress come press things for calculator and told me Three thousand six hundred Naira!!!
Like 3600!
I chuckled and begin reason this girl say we no buy the whole food, na only two plates. Make she recheck am. She did and gave me the same amount.
I officially vexed
I brought my phone did the calculation and showed her the amount base on their tag.
"#900 worth of food is what I bought madam.!"

She come shock me, "Oga sorry o,this tag is not being used, the white rice and stew you bought is #500each and the snail meat is worth #800 per meat

We never buy drink o, I come begin dy para small small. But I remember say na me Bleep up. I just look babe and tried not to make her feel bad as I noticed say she wan pay from her wallet.
I tell the waitress to give us vegetable stew. Yea as expected it was cheaper (350, then I ordered egg instead of meat.)
We got our faruz drink and headed to sit on a round table.
Me don loose vibe, I con regret why I ask of this date. She was the one doing most of the talking sha and I did the listening. After everything night show and na to go.
I can't explain why but the lose trouser became worst.when we were walking home I was always sliding back for her not to notice, I just dy behind her dy drag my trouser. At some point I'll catch up with her and talk small, If I noticed say trouser wan go down I go bend down like something hit me for leg. Na so we do am reach where she dy go. I come use speed run go my guy house. My guy laugh me that night and asked " At least hope say you chop kiss?".
I hissed and told him that na person wey him mind dy at rest dy find kiss to chop.