thereals:


Wtf?!?! The ass rubbing dude is disaster

Yep. Wouldn't stop going there even when I shift.

purples25:


Yep. Wouldn't stop going there even when I shift.

the same ass u are showing us on ur NL profile shey

bmdmix1:
the same ass u are showing us on ur NL profile shey

Lol so?

purples25:


Lol so?

he was trying to feel it soft or hard.

so is it soft or hard

bmdmix1:
he was trying to feel it soft or hard.

so is it soft or hard

Hmm yaff spoil finish

purples25:


Hmm yaff spoil finish

naa i aint ja re just admiring what am. seeing, halla @ me

MejiLoyon:
Brought her friends along. Four of them. One follow bring him boyfriend. Where I vex na where the boy carry the wine wey dey table us am do video dey hype himself.

No be me kuku order. Na them
I for still stay but them dey gist dey talk dem no even look my side. So I be cash mule Abi. In 30 minutes I don reach felele dey play PlayStation. Blocked her number.

Bubble plus ringroad Ibadan.

How they sorted their bills? Ask Google. I be Edo boy. To be mumu na taboo

My gee

jimmychang:




My gee

thats from a meme no mind am

I told her to met up at a junction..I'm gonna pick her up


Few min late I hunk on the horn

She saw a 2017 GMC SUV

She was scared to get in ...

I had to zoom off after waiting...later we Meetup wen I took Uber ...she's just scared for nothing

Poverty is a bad thing

BigDawsNet:
I told her to met up at a junction..I'm gonna pick her up


Few min late I hunk on the horn

She saw a 2017 GMC SUV

She was scared to get in ...

I had to zoom off after waiting...later we Meetup wen I took Uber ...she's just scared for nothing

Poverty is a bad thing

stop lying no one is paying u to comment

bmdmix1:
stop lying no one is paying u to comment

Don't be upset sir

I wonder why most girls no dey take ears hear going on a date,,, forgetting that free things dey purge belle.

The guy below must be crying inside

JerkyChan:
I'm here to read comments.

abi lies...

CheedyJ:

You no try ooo, 2k for a date.. anyways, hope she later accepted to date you

Shee it's too much. I'll reduce hand next time.
She later gree sha

Lol..

This was a long time ago.
I waited inside the eatery for him. When he came we ordered for snacks and the next thing this guy held my hands across the table and began to scabbash aloud. Lol.... The guys sitting around us began staring at us. This man didn't want to end the prayers o. Hmm....
Anyways that was the first and last time I ever saw or went out with him.

Modified
Though this is not a bad or worst experience as the Post implies. Just a first time experience.

Never been on a date… Perhaps that will one day become a reality.

merieam16:
abi lies...

...yeah, and that too.

BigDawsNet:
I told her to met up at a junction..I'm gonna pick her up


Few min late I hunk on the horn

She saw a 2017 GMC SUV

She was scared to get in ...

I had to zoom off after waiting...later we Meetup wen I took Uber ...she's just scared for nothing

Poverty is a bad thing

Liar from hell...
2017 GMC SUV, who ask you the car name?

What's date abeg? . Ogun kee date there.

b

AsherAmari:
This was a long time ago

I waited inside the eatery for him. When he came we ordered for snacks and the next thing this guy held my hands across the table and began to scabbash aloud. Lol.... The guys sitting around us began staring at us. This man didn't want to end the prayers o. Hmm....
Anyways that was the first and last time I ever saw or went out with him.

Like seriously?

Maybe unseen forces of darkness escorted you to the date.

thatsleepboy1:
She looked big and finer in pictures but when I finally met her. I went blank and just had to extend the convo and since that day (maybe she felt I was not comfortable being with her) I've never talked, picked her calls, replied her texts till date. I don't block pple, you'll block yourself at the end of the day.

bad ass dude. Lol

We were matched by friends we had in common.

Dude just wanted to see me based on pictures he saw and several chats we had.

He picked a day, I agreed. On that day I was so broke, not even bike fare to go out and mumsie no dey for me to ask.

The guy suggested an eatery, I said we should go on a stroll instead (as a rule, I no dey go on date if I no get my Tfare or money for food wey I go order, I hate see finish).

Guy came for the stroll at my bus stop. I met him there and we strolled to two bus stops ahead of mine, talking and getting to know each other. When it was time to go, dude said he will put me on bike so I don't have to walk back alone, I told him not to worry, that I'd walk (as I know say I no get Tfare).

This guy no gree o, was insisting. I said he should not worry. After the back and forth, this guy looked at me and said "ah, you don't have bike fare, why didn't you say so"? I now said I have bike fare, I just want to walk home. For bus stop, oga begin shout "where's the money, you must show me the money".

I just left him there and jogged home. Got home and narrated the gist to my mum and sisters, they laughed hard and the guy earned the name "show me the money".

That's how it didn't exceed the first date o.

May his soul rest in peace cause he's late now.

Here to read d lies

AsherAmari:
This was a long time ago

I waited inside the eatery for him. When he came we ordered for snacks and the next thing this guy held my hands across the table and began to scabbash aloud. Lol.... The guys sitting around us began staring at us. This man didn't want to end the prayers o. Hmm....
Anyways that was the first and last time I ever saw or went out with him.

I liked Callidora1: wish you'd stuck more with that.

There was this dating site (whisper2u) that was in vogue then. Got a babe and we got talking like we had known each other for a while. On the D day, I was really disappointed when I saw her but still went ahead and pretended all was fine and that she was very beautiful, mama taught me well. Alas! We had planned to spend the night together and heaven knows I tried to run away but didn't want to leave a lady stranded. Feigned tiredness to no avail, she wouldn't let me be throughout the night! Told her my mind was with a girlfriend and wouldn't want to hurt her... She started crying... That night was one of my longest nights ever. Joked with her, made her smile, caressed her till she fell asleep, just didn't dig plump girls. That's 18 years ago... we are both good friends and she is happily married with 5 kids in the USA to a very handsome dude now!

My first date ehnnn I no even know wetin I wear comot for house sef.... I just resemble who Dem pursue comot for him planet....after that day the babe no pick my call again

SimplyFacts:
I wonder why most girls no dey take ears hear going on a date,,, forgetting that free things dey purge belle

Like if they took you on a date where you won’t have to pay for what you eat, you won’t wear your Christmas clothes, shoes and eyeglass. Don’t be a hypocrite.