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sweettease:

Are you trying to say the op is lying?

This is an anonymous forum and also he is seeki g for advice, hence he isnt lying..... We lie when we togeda wit the ladies so she wont look down on us. That ur guy is 6.5 or 6 if he tells u he is 7inches

Ladies dont measure the size of penis. Usually the man just tell them he is ** size and they gona work with that. More to that, studies has shown that men tend to lie to the ladies by increasing the size of dier penis.
5.5 - 6.5 is average size. Anytin above that is considered to be big. However, even at 7inches, it can be small to some ladies with wide boreholes. All in all, the wideness of a lady have a bigger say regarding wether urs is small or big to her

They email has bin failing.. Probably dere box is full. What can i do

5.5 -6.5 is considered to be average. Anytin above that is big. However, the grith (thickness) matters more than nust the length. Aldoe, some random studies has shown that some ladies prefer average dick to bigger ones.
When a guy has a small or average dick, he tends to try his best to impress the lady. He takes his time when kissing her, romancing and other pre-intimacy,all in a bid to get her in the mood. But guys on the bigger side pays less attention to that. They seem to be in a haste to penetrate, blieving onces she feels the bigness, she will be satisfied.
I am 6.3 myself and am okay with that

Souljaboi1:


Funny that you blurred the name on the first page but I can see one recurrent name on the list of publications.

You need to blur that out too Mallam Ishaya.

Sanchez01:

I can't remember the last time I saw a typical CV

What you have there is a combination of CV with a resumé. Most people can't tell the difference between the two, which often pose problems. Bottom line is, the inclusion of your publications and the number of pages indicate that you have a CV, which is more educational in nature, bulkier and we'll detailed, as opposed to a resumé, which is solely based on previous job experiences, little information on educational background and less weighter.

Good news; it could come in handy if you're targeting a position within an educational institution, particularly tertiary.

Bad news; it could bore an HR as there seem to be some uninteresting details in your CV.

'Main Strength' should be pushed way down and should be replaced with 'Key Competencies'. It would be easier to recognize your weaknesses since your 'strengths' are listed.

Replace 'Working experiences' with 'Previous Work Experiences'. Also, this should come after your personal profile.

Your job descriptions are not detailed. I'm sure you would need to work on that area. Give enough details of each of the jobs. Give your next employer the impression that you knew/know your left from your right.

Your previous job position and the timeline should be on the same line. Use the tab button on your PC to do this. Again, there's every need for you to include job descriptions. You could get tons of them online, so long you search for the position you would like to get its description.

If you're willing to apply within a non educational organization (i.e, not a higher institution, then I'd say you remove your publications, and conferences attended.

There's no singular acceptable form of CVs or resumé, or pattern that must necessarily be followed. However, the reason most people recommend that previous job experiences must come first is because that is where your true selling point lies, and not in your key competencies. Consider these too as key competencies;

Teamwork.
Responsibility.
Commitment to career.
Commercial awareness.
Career motivation.
Decision making.
Communication.
Leadership.

Finally,you do not need to include your references. It's okay to put 'available on request' there. If you're applying to an organization, it's better to force your CV into two pages, rather than three. Most HRs don't fancy this. All the best!

Thanx alot. This wil be helpful

ekay39:
I like that your CV is neat. However, I think you should add flesh to the job positions held in the past. Give 2 or 3 job descriptions and then add one or two accomplishments under each job description.

Overall, its a very good attempt

That ll be the op cv or the 2nd cv

Sanchez01:
My problem is with the way your spoken languages are presented. Truth is, no one cares which is L1 (mother tongue), fluent or not. Just list them out, stating English language as the first, followed by the Fulani language and then Hausa.

Also, your job descriptions look shabby. I believe you do more than these for each.

For your computer skills, it's safer if you adopt good adjectives before each of them rather than list out your level of consistency on each.

Example; Efficient use of Windows and Windows-based programmes and applications.

The rest should go in the same direction while 'strong' adjectives should play out on each. Rather than separate 'Word' from 'PowerPoint', it is wiser to lump them under 'Microsoft Office' applications.

Please comment on mine. Referees is on th 3rdpage, dint paste it here

Havent heard from them since the interview!
And d did told me i was to resume on monday( this past week monday) if successful. I wish you guys the very best here

dotman10:
Please did anyone also received a call from Oxfam for the position of procurement assistant?

Let's relate here

I got a call from them. Gave me online written test which i wrote and passed. The later called and interviewd me and was told d will get back to me. Was also yold that if am successful, i wil resume by monday( maiduguri station). Hoping to hear to hear somtin positive from them

tosmos767:
Mr yaasir, thanks so so so much for the information. We are highly grateful. We love you so much and you've really really tried for us all. May God Almighty in his infinite mercies continue to uplift you. But Sir, will obas like oba of Lagos etc slots make the list?

modath:



Whoever Atiku's media strategist (s) is/are, s/he/they should be fired with immediate effect, cos this just dropped him lower than where he has always been.. The aim of this interview if i can hazard a guess was supposed to launder his image but it just did the opposite..

This is a man that has never been known to operate even a pure water factory prior to his public service engagements, still having the guts to rub "status" that the sweat of hardworking Nigerians elevated him to in everybody's faces....

We all know that this is against 2019, we are waiting for you..





See the matter of fact way this model of corruption is saying this, so disgusting!! 00k can't be nothing since he never worked for it, a corrupt and inefficient system threw it into his laps. ANUOFIA , OLORIBURUKU SOMEBODY!!

**** He was custom assistant boss before he became a vice-president. He won the adamawa governorship race but obasanjo called him to be his assistant. Atiku was money b4 he became vice. He had investments outside the shores of nigeria prior to 1999. So go take the back seat

Firs isnt inviting any random applicant. The 350 applicants invited last month were the big boys children. The remaining slot wil stil be recruited secretly. The bitter truth is nigerians were deceived regrding diz recruitment. If u have something at hand, hold on to it and move on.

Her posture shows she stil want to go and steal some more

siina:

People will be called soon for test, so be prepared

It has bin soon since oct. Firs wants to finish it diz year but the green chamba stands as a wall. If resolved today, invitations could be nextw eek, if not resolved this yr, den it will be next year. Soon could be anytime

Frget about FIRS for now. Due to citcumstances beyond control, fowler himself cant tell you when successful applicants will be called.

Jobsdome:
Graduate Trainee Abax-OOSA

Ref: Abax/16/GT

Description
Abax-OOSA is looking for qualified candidates to fill the vacant position in the following business units:

Audit/Assurance
Tax Advisory/Compliance
Business Advisory and Consulting
Where is the location

Requirements
To be eligible, candidates must:

Hove a minimum of Second Class Upper Division (2.1) from a reputable higher institution
Have a minimum of 5 0' level credits (including English & Math) in ONE sitting
Have completed or be about to complete National Youth Service Corp (NYSC) Scheme
Be proficient in the use of Microsoft Office® suite
Possess excellent analytical and numerical skills
Possess excellent communication and interpersonal skills.
Be below 25 years old.




Apply Here
Deadline: 22 November, 2016

Location plzz

tellwisdom:
RIP fine geh. Chai

Ogogoro man

Go for M.sc or a recognized prof cert. NIM is not recognised bar some few organizations, likewise MBA

Awedman:
sure

You got an invite for interview from FIRS? Clarify plz

Forget about FIRS for now. Notin immiment about dizrecruitmet. Til you hear from them if at all applicants will be contcted.
Source: Authority

I wud have chosen to continue the PhD if i were you. You just dont knw the unlimited opportunities awaiting even beyond the shores of Nigeria with a Phd

So whats wrung with yola? Nothing like bomb or shootings here, just pple with there normal lives. Wish u the best and enjoy every bit of ur time dere. Least i forgot, am a lecturer in AUN. Hop we cross path someday

All my sources couldnt comfirm the exact date. “you will be invited any moment” thats the respond d give.

You are zeddicuz zul zorenda, witch of the 2nd other

Guys its next week. So chill

Expect invites any moment from wednesday this week

EnEnPeecee:
Coming from a low ret*rd hausa woman, I ain't surprise their men up north has already carve a niche in life for them in the kitchen.


Their job in life is to be fvcked all day to create more almajiri kids for their men and make the society a dangerous place to live with the threat that will later emanate as a result of failure to position these Boko haramites hopefulls into a better life.

NO WONDER !

@ Mod, no dey change my words of choice again na, allow dem to show d way I type am Abeg

Ignorant fellow... Coming from the North does mean she is hausa

bigiyaro:
am not getting any info from any where, i shuttle between jos, gombe, numan, yola and maidugiri

And am from adamawa state, michika LGA preciesly. So am in betterposition to tell you the state ofthings in the NE

bigiyaro:
Hehehehee, let churches continue dis ego massaging bullshyt. With less than 20k a shoe shining aboki can marry his Islamic 4 four wives and spew his almajiris all over d place, whom have the tenacity to survive against all odds, by the end of the next 20 years Christianity will be almost non existence in Nigeria, at least for now the north eastern part is already almost cleared of Christianity. Slowly but surely it will come to pass.

Dont say when u are not sure of ur infor. Christianity is very very much alive in the NE. The faith of the pple dere has not be shaken despite the persecution. ITS NOT TRUE, where ever u are getting ur infor from that NE is almost cleared d

Deeman87:
done

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