Nigerianization:
They have started again. I thought they were on break..

Wait, Fulani herdsmen are not on lockdown?

azraeljaheel:



We go auction them on eBay


Hunger is killing me...

I Don play game tire I Don read tire I Don sleep tire and the bad thing is whenever I close my eyes I find myself eating in the dream sote I wake up with toothpick for mouth

Finally finished my favourite game today, God hand. Now I'm wondering what else to do.

Xisnin:

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
Alvin Toffler

Yes. They are illiterates.

They had no rational reason for opposing the visit.
They even threatened a strike for selfish reasons.

But you sef reason am, we have it under control without their help. As at today, we have 0 new cases, 0 death while China after all their expertise has 62 new cases and 2 deaths. So who needs help?

Why couldn't they share their expertise as they claim via conference call?

Let's just hope the cases and deaths don't increase now that theyre here.

sarrki:
President Muhammadu Buhari you said during the campaign and also on your inauguration that you will lead from the front


Am sorry to say sire

That you never fulfilled your words

On security I can never score your government high

You have failed on this and other promises you made

What a wicked world. So you expect bubu that's camera shy to enter Bush in the name of BH?

He is muslim, BH is fighting for an Islamic cause, clearly bubu is compromised.

teeceexx:
But they once said foreign rice are poisonous?

Why are you like this?
No one said it was poisonous, they simply said let's promote and patronize our home grown rice.

Nice move from the president. This is why opposition is necessary. I believe this idea came from PDP camp.

Jeromejnr:


Oga keep quiet.

I have noticed that most of you here, like to force false claims and make it out to be true in your arguments.

Forcing statements I didnt say, forcing statements others didnt say. Always arguing without facts but with sentiments.

Jumping to conclusions at the slightest whim.

I have also seen how people in this forum can easily be deceived because they cant think for themselves and are also arrogant with their perceived knowledge. Especially both on the divide i.e Those who think 5g can cause the virus and also those who dont think so because they think they are knowledgeable (when in fact they dont know jack). I would have loved to address those on the latter more because of how I see them spilling junk on what they think is 5G is. But why bother.

While you guys are constantly busy being forced to choose between 2 parties, 2 options, 2 ways of thinking e.t.c. The third party is behind the scenes riding on your deluded minds.

You assume because you read a textbook in school and read some articles online, you think you know. But the Atheists as well as many so called religious folks are already greatly deceived.

So why did I write all this? Because you are deceived, but you dont know it.

...the ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, the one deceiving the whole world—was thrown down to the earth with all his angels.

I tried so hard to make sense of this, but nothing.
If you'll be honest, you're very confused.

Hmm

Blitzerz:
Shallow post.

Even in Bible times, there were plagues that affected all people.

Even Jesus had to glee to Egypt because of Pharoah when he was a little boy.

Study more about what you are trying to criticize.
Don't just open your mouth and criticize for the sake of it.

Hmm

Whiteangel1234:
Igbo Amaka on the Rescue Again

Why not give Igbo's 50% of All Nigeria Federal Ministry and see this country turn around in 3 months to Industry and Technology hubs

Because success and leadership is not only a matter of intelligence but also ethics. Igbos lack ethics.
When your tribe overcomes this flaw, you'll be alright.

Avalancheman:


No matter the bolded, maturity is needed...

But we know maturity is not always a factor of age but mental disposition.

fatymore:
12 is on the high side. 11 is still okay...


But all out elites would take their children to expensive schools that won't take to this new law.

The law is for the masses

Easy piecey, just take the kid outside lagos. Problem solved.

Eventhough we know parents have abused the system so much, this is not the best solution.
What now happens to whiz kids? Kids that are more advanced in academic ingenuity than their peers?

fulaniHERDSman:

I know Christ will arrest you someday. As for my comments ... I owe no one apology about my views. I air them raw.
No diluting. Whoever doesn't like them can pass. If you interpret them negatively, how is it any skin off my nose. Btw, I only care about your eternal life and pray U see the light in christ ... O ye canal man.

But then isn't that the problem with self-professed Christian's?
A lot believe only in heaven but do not exhibit the eternal life on earth. No Christ-likeness in your ways.
How then are people to see the light in you and be drawn to glorify God?

Harmored:



I don't understand, balance me here. Why can't there be an oath for Christians too

Simply because, Islam is a volatile religion that encourages muslims to fight and kill for Allah.
Seun is just taking necessary precautions.

BTW, if you do have something to share in the islam section, why not click the oath knowing it's just words that you don't truly believe? Or do you see it as denouncing your faith?

unstoppable51:

Coronavirus is not God’s way of punishing or teaching the world any lesson. Quit attributing to God the very destructive works of the devil.
Source: https://www.feedmejesus.com/2020/03/god-believer-and-coronavirus.html

Good piece.
However, here's my comment on the quoted.
God is not only Merciful, He is also Judgement.
Deut 32:39
2 Cor 12:7-9
1 Cor 10:13
Isaiah 53:10
1 Peter 5:10

However, this is not to affirm or support those attributing the coronavirus pandemic to God's punishment.
I believe God would have revealed such to his prophets first, which wasn't the case.

solite3:
To abide in Christ means to continue in his teaching.
I believe those who are born of God will keep his teaching.
I believe the bible teach conditional security but only those who are born of God can meet such conditions.

I once opened a thread about the error of OSAS.
However, I have come to find that what gives credence to this notion is that the scriptures support both claims. Hence, the endless arguments.

As you have pointed out, there are scriptures that support OSAS. Likewise there are scriptures that negate it.
What then? Shall we say the bible contradicts it self or that God is an author of confusion?

I believe that's part of the mystery of God's ways.
We just have to live by faith.

wman:
Lol. So many conspiracy theories flying around.

I like Pastor Chris and respect him a lot, but I don't believe this.

Which one is true?

1. The virus is caused by 5G

2. China created the virus to dominate the West.

3. American soldiers that participated in the 2019 Wuhan Military World Games brought the virus to China.

4. Bill Gates and co created the virus as a population control scheme.

5. The New World Order will create a vaccine for the virus to rule the world

6. Democrats created the virus in conjunction with others to bring down the government of Donald Trump

7. Donald Trump created the virus and waited till it spread so much in the USA, so he'll emerge victorious and win the November elections easily.

8. Coronavirus doesn't exist. You only get it from the test kits.

9. There is no coronavirus in Nigeria. The government is using it to make money.

10. Coronavirus doesn't exist. They are using the opportunity of people staying indoors to lay 5G cables.

Where there's a deluge of information, validating the Truth becomes almost impossible.

It's good everyone is now researching to find out the truth but can we even trust the source of our research?

I'm at the point where I just nod along to every new information whether conspiracy theory or not.

My advice, let's all just be careful.

majamajic:
FG

Can't they offer online training ?

Simple. Cos these guys are suspiciously sharing alot lately.
Guess their Vision 2020 is world domination through biochemical weapons.

CodeTemplar:
States differ from one another but I hope Sunday gathering doesn't provoke a similar one to that Oyedepo episode.

Exactly, as long as they obey their state rules.
As long as inot more than 50 attendees present and care is taken.
But let's not kid ourselves, it must have been crowded.

Their lives, their funeral.

Abouwaza:
That's a good order

Ignorance is a disease, killing faster than coronavirus.
WHO says face masks are only essential for the sick and the health workers.
It has even been asserted that one stands more chance of contracting the virus through face masks and hand gloves as they can give you a false sense of safety and make you careless.

So I wonder, did this governor consult with any health practitioners before making this ignorant declaration?

Or I suspect he has also ventured into the face mask business and trying to secure his investment.

Fariq:



He is waiting for the government to beg him, so that they will have something to chestbeat.

They will even one day in the future claim that; "if not for Innoson, Nigeria would not have arrested the coronavirus outbreak".

Tribalism will eventually kill Nigeria if we don't kill it.
The average igbo is a tribalistic bigot. Always seeing tribal undertone in everything.
Even if you were not tribalistic before, once you come in contact with them, they make you tribalistic.

Biafra killed the igbo tribe, not only physically but also mentally.
Only few igbos that have evolved are not tribalistic in their outlook of life.

Toks2008:
Have you ever heard these words from ladies?, "I know John truly wants me but i dont have any feelings for him but i have strong feelings for Jude yet he is treating me like trash"

Ladies are ruled by their feelings but unfortunately, many ladies have been sent to their early graves cos of this same feelings and many are down with mental illness and some are even locked up in psychiatry all in the name of feelings.

Now understand this; your feelings are very important but you also have the power to control it. Not every man who approaches you for romance really desires you and not every man who proposes marriage really wants you for the right reason so you need to really have a strong grip on your feelings and the first step to achieving this is to be self-sufficient in all ramifications to avoid hinging your feelings on the material things the guy can offer but rather on his true intent which is expressed in how he treats you.

Every lady has Phronesis(A type of wisdom or intelligence) that enables her know if a man sincerely wants her but she usually develops feelings for another who will most likely treat her like trash.

Your feelings can destroy you if channeled towards the wrong person so no matter how attractive that guy may look, no matter how sweet and smooth he sounds, no matter the material things he showers on you, no matter how good he is in bed, as vital as these qualities are, please always press the pause button on your feelings and observe him carefully for the right attributes. Yes people do change but a man who truly desires you will most likely always desire you regardless.

The movie Beauty and the beast is more than a fiction...one secret ladies don't know is that they can develop feelings for any guy who truly desires them and treats them like a queen even if that guy is totally opposite of what they want in terms of physical looks...this is a mystery... so put your feelings on hold and observe keenly then give your feelings to a guy that is deserving of it.

I know this is extremely difficult for many ladies but it is the only way you can reduce the possibility of ending up in the wrong hands.

Hope this makes sense.

Well said. But the heart is a dangerous device. Wanting what destroys it.

saheedbadmus:
IMAGine so these so called white still take us as slaves or what .. why test the so called vaccine in Africa.. so far Africa only recorded 28deaths why not take it to Europe (Italy-Spain-U.K.) or America and test it on the white people.. u guess are just fckng wicked .. make dis people no let me add join d one wey dey do dem o ehen

It's human nature to want to feel superior to other races, tribes, religion, etc.
We do the same here.

The way yorubas and igbos see hausas as if they were animals below their own tribe.
It has become so normal they do it unconsciously and it is acceptable without anyone even cringing to it.

Some times I try to correct people when they make derogatory remarks about another tribe but I realise it's useless as it just human nature that has so eaten deep it isn't easy to do away with.

viver1:

Show us the online video they are demanding or... Abi you are the one demanding for tithe online

Still doubting?
I was hoping it won't get to this. Didnt believe it till I tried it.


*389*30*1#

massinola:
This shit is getting seriously serious

Believe these numbers at your own risk.
By now thousands of Nigerians probably already have it. They just haven't been discovered or become symptomatic.

God help us all.

espn:
They know der followers are extremely and foolishly gullible...

Religion is like love.
It makes you do foolish things.
It's just to make sure you're in love with the right person or in this case in the right religion.

Nukilia:
Time for the churches to start storing food for the needy who might be facing severe hunger soon..

This is what the bible and Quran calls true religion.

viver1:

Show us the online video they are demanding or... Abi you are the one demanding for tithe online

https://parrotwatch.com/coronavirus-dont-stop-paying-tithes-pastor-video/

http://yourblackworld.net/2020/03/17/creflo-dollar-sets-up-cash-app-account-to-collect-tithes-during-coronavirus-quarantine/

Some pastors in Nigeria have demanded same via their various online platforms.

The Coronavirus pandemic has become the plague of our modern time with a victim toll of over 200,000 and death toll of over 11,000 globally. It has for the first time in recent time closed down all schools, social gatherings and religious gatherings. In fact, some states and countries are in a lockdown.

Unprecedentedly, religious groups in Nigeria are barred from holding service/jumat/gathering to prevent the spreading of the virus.

While the Muslim community has adhered to this instruction, the Christian community is still finding alternative measures to ensure that the service must hold.
Until last night, most churches still planned on holding services with a selected congregation of not more than 50 members. However, with the new directive from some states, the limit of social gatherings has been reduced to 20 members.

However, what has become rather shocking is that, some pastors have mandated members to ensure the payment of their tithes and offerings through their online medium as a testimony of their undying faith even in the midst of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Some observers have questioned the motives of these pastors for prioritizing tithes and offering even in the face of the ongoing pandemic.

Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke / lazy good man. You can never know the real him till he has some money. You can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket!!

So ladies, don’t waste your time, if he doesn’t have a source of income, he is a waste. Always remember that your time and attention is an investment, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you that you go for anything and don’t ever agree that you can only offer sex. They know you have a lot to offer.

YOU ARE A WOMAN!!

This is an impressive post with valid point.
There's a popular saying that a poor man has not revealed his true color until he's rich.

While this is true for the majority there's a few that truly are the same whether rich or poor. But that's a rare minority.

creolehunt:
I believe they are still writing a speech for him as man doesn't ever know what to say. Have you ever seen him have a live press session?

Or maybe President Kyari hasn't given his approval for such nationwide address.





See them, disciples of mediocrity. Attack the message not the messenger.

As one of the comments on the tweet rightly quizzed, has there been any recorded death in Nigeria?
While it is a global pandemic, I believe for some reason, it is not yet an emergency in Africa, especially Nigeria. Perhaps due to our Climate condition or our Melanin composition or our Immune system strength.

Let's not join the likes of CNN and FFK who make politics of everything.

Noticed yesterday that a lot of FS were closed.

Shibaraba:
Na so one boy go greet him friend with elbow for my area. He mistakenly go chop egede . Them no know say some boys observe them. The beating Wey them chop ehn. Na two crates of trophy beer them take for my hand so as to free the boys.

If you dey chop elbow chow am with sense. If e turn egede you're on your own.

Timaya kuku sing am
Maloje egede maloje egede maloje egede owe

Lool this cracked me up esp the Timaya fail.