BlowJobs:


Lady K filled out everything!!!. (She knew all my details i didn't even know she knew plus my FB password. that girl na white winsh .)

all forms filled. Now waiting for the Legal marriage papers.

really bro thank you.. I dey feel like to dash out MTN credit cos of you. Any takers?

Me, I'll take, I need to ask you somethings privately about the Caribbean School you talk about. Can I?

oz4real83:
a guy will still marry this one ooooo If she could achieve this in 24hours,I can just imagine how many dudes she will do in one week,one month,one year!! Chaiii!!!

lol she was apparently married when she broke the record.

lol, sometimes these handshakes happen unknowingly just candid shots from a zealous photog. Sometimes don't read too much meaning into them. Besides the deputy governor's name is Shuku Shuku

Even though the country makes me angry at all times and I wish to leave as soon as I can, I still love it as the land of my birth.

Beautyaddy:


No, that is not true.

Let see...if we have to convert the 500,000 naira to dollars using the current exchange rate that will end up being about 1,400 in dollars a month. However, most people who make that amount in dollars a month in the US do get some free government benefits like medical and so forth to compensates for their low annual income.

Lol the person you just quoted has lived in the UK for a really long time so I'm sure he knows what he's saying.

Damn you people want to sell this place, hope the new owners won't reduce the food quality. Like the restaurant.

Getting there.

Omololu007:
Switzerland is a little bigger than Catalonia,and is population is just a little more than Catalonia, and they have more than 2 clubs in there country. So Catalonia will have more than 2 teams

Switzerland didn't secede from any country per se, well it all boils down to Catalonian authorities, if they choose to have a national team, then they'd have a league. They can then create clubs to make up the league.

Omololu007:
Monaco is just a tiny city,is not as big as Lagos mainland sef.

Same way, Catalonia isn't that big. I think they have two clubs or so in the la liga, they can't start their own league with two clubs na.

Elmojiid:
so barca will nt play in laliga again....if it became reality sorry to barca fans be that.

They will, Monaco is an entity outside France but their club still plays in Ligue 1

Pidginwhisper:
Tammy no fit see bench for this team who he wan bench?

E no for make sense to get backups. Abi how you see am, e no go even see bench for England so to dey here go make sense pass for am.

Rohr should also go after Tammy Abraham, the lure of playing at the World Cup would entice him since England have way too many players right now.

Idyllic, a kind of place I'd love to live.

ajalawole:
Explorers, come kukuma kill me. Even my mama won't allow me do this kind work (trust our African mothers)

Lol bro, I can totally relate, when aluminum windows were beginning to make waves in Nigeria my elder brother got a contract to fix them in one bank hqs in Lagos, mums did allow him o, because it's a skyscraper of ordinary 10-12 floors or so. That was how he lost the job. African mothers though.

Contact RipOffNG on twitter. This is their area of expertise. Uber has an office in Lekki. Not sure the particular area but they do.

TheAziz:
footballers make so much money, if you convert cr7's salary to naira, you can faint sef.. na small money our 9ja celebs get wey dey dey shout

Guy why you wan do yourself like this. DON'T TRY THIS IF YOUR HEART ISN'T STRONG.

samtee37:
Na now they can talk Àbi, .. Where were they when those network providers where siphoning person money anyhow without any reason

Actually these were the reasons. It's a business, and in business you stay to make profits now think of those ones with all the freebies and see how they closed shop. Starcomms, Multilinks and the likes. The siphoning wasn't funny but our failed government put it upon us.

Kobicove:
Who in his right senses in Nigeria will pay N20 million for an ordinary pickup in Nigeria?

Me sir!!

FrankNetter:
What if breeze mistakenly blows this dude into nairaland's politics section? and he sees the hateful comments we throw at each other? How we tribally stereotype each other and look for every opportunity to spew hatred? Do you guys realize nairaland is the biggest? nigerian forum? Are we representing ourselves well? What would the world think when they come across the comments on this forum? Shaming ourselves all because of "likes"?

This situation is a perfect example of "you think you are doing me? You are doing yourself" Left for me, I think seun should copy reddit and quora on the upvote thingy, that way, stupid and tribalistic comments would get so many downvotes, it would deter tribalists from even commenting.

One thing we should all bear in mind is that the internet never forgets.

Sooner than later he'll get here, it's quite easy, as long as he keeps reading up on Nigeria. It's a messed up situation Nairaland and Nigerians have put themselves into.

stephnie44:
gudpm house pls how can í get to tetrazinni at Kofo abayomi Street in victoria island Lagos?

Type this same thing into Google search bar and see the magic.

lionlee216:
Well, Let me quickly share my own experience with you or a word or two.

My advicee : I am not the type that is here and keep discouraging others back home not to come here saying it is not easy, Yes it is not easy but you will sure get there.. I haven't reached where i am going but i am not where i used to be.

Usa is worth every penny you spend. My cousin visited me last week and smiled saying " You see it is not easy" and i also replied with smile too saying " it is really not easy, i feel like going back home".

Dont be discouraged, with hustling and prayers, You will get here.

If i have to choose again and again, i will always choose here over nigeria without thinking twice lol

Thanks to frankteller for opening this thread.

God bless you for this. Truth is, it is not easy anywhere in the world, but wouldn't you rather it not being "easy" in a place that actually works, and life isn't unbearable than for a place that is a hell hole and citizens aren't sure of the nearest future (all in the name of no place like home), home is where your heart lies and where you make it be, there's no easy way out in life one way or the other you'd have to slug it out, but I prefer to do so where quality of life is almost at a peak.
God willing, less than two years is what is holding me in this country.

Seriously OP if you have the means, please do, it is a great investment, this country holds no future for anyone unless you come from a rich home, sure it's not easy over there, with bills, the issue of foreignness, loneliness and all that but one thing God blessed us Nigerians with is the strength to weather any kind of storm (except the hell hole that is Nigeria) overtime you'd get used to the challenges and adapt. Anyone giving you ANY I mean the smallest reason not to leave either doesn't lile you and doesn't want you to progress. So please if you can, by all means go! and be law abiding and prosper.

dingbang:
Sometimes I wonder how Nigerian criminals think..


If I were a criminal I wouldn't get caught

lol, try first na.

FrankNetter:
Today, I was hit by an epiphany...

I normally drive around in a toyota camry (2010 model). Though somewhat old, it gets me from point A to point B, I use it for school runs, grocery runs and for work. So, today, my elder sister used the car to go get some stuff and I had to run some urgent errands for My mum. I had to use her car, a toyota highlander (2015 model).

On driving for some minutes, I was slamming some cool jams on the stereo, I realized that my mum's car was actually better, controls and all; the steering wheel turned smoother, the brakes worked better, the car accelerated smoother. It was then it dawned on me that her car was all round better than mine, that driving wasn't just about moving from point A to point B. I would not have come to the conclusion if I had not driven her car (which I was somehow skeptical about driving at first).

That exactly is how those who have been in Nigeria all their lives will never know how a sane society works, how stuff are meant to be. We are so used to the fvckery in nigeria that we see it as a way of life, we have gotten so used to suffering and smiling. We have been so used by our leaders, go to politics section, you'd see our youths taking sides and defending these same persons who are robbing us blind, the same people who have sworn never to relinquish power, who have sworn to keep nigeria in this undeveloped and backward state. Go to romance section, my mates are posting all over social media, making noise about bbn, "teamefe! teamtboss!" they cry, I shake my head in pity. My brothers and sisters, try as much as you can to leave nigeria, hustle for a tourist visa and visit a first world country, only then would you realize how messed up nigeria is. only then will you appreciate the difference between a Camry tiny light and a Bugatti Veyron.

No truer words than this, you've hit the at the very spot, I've always seen myself as a person in transit in this country, I don't engage in all the ruckus about Nigeria because I just believe am here for a while, one day, just one day, I'll get to leave here. I know this.

Keywords:Harambe, Ebola.

Really sad photos, hate seeing children suffer. They're so innocent with no care about the wicked and unjust world we live in.

pojophilius:
and i wan ask him the old igbo man wey do intro for him new album tracks....

Its the comedian Chief Obi.

This one na Ala gba gbuo gi!

I wish I can find the post I made about the cursed people and their exodus into Europe and how they're just going there to wreck havoc, it has just started, when they were going everybody was for them forgetting how evil and wicked they can be. Just know there is no more peace in Europe as long as the cursed is there. RIP to the dead.

iPhone 5

UniqueGem:
I made a statement not an insult. Its like saying "you're a drama king and your mum must be have a hard time dealing with you".
Nigerians are found to react to the word fuc.k because they're all hypocrite who act like dey don't fuc.k.

I know what you said,read through again, just like I said, these kind of statements stir emotions next insults would start flying.