7. The Not-so-Sexy Derriere.
It has always been said that white underwear can easily betray you. Well, the placement of this ad did betray the advertisers. Even the tagline ‘Mmm…fabulous’ could not exonerate it from the disgusting patch of mud that looks like an unexplainable waste that comes out of our bodies. Luckily, the plastic material of the banner can be cleaned. But who has the time to do that? Just hilarious! Some cool facts about the butt: (1) It is the largest muscle in your body (2) Kim Kardashian did not get implants. She actually proved this on one special episode of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians show.

6. Racism, Hate or What?
On the one hand, you have a proud American born in the Philippines. On the other hand, you have the movie Straw Dogs with the tagline – “Don’t Let them In.” Combining these two ads results in a hilarious implied meaning; that of not letting in foreigners from the Philippines or any other country into America. We are glad it is not the case. Just another side-splittingly placed ad. Racism is long gone in most parts of the world. Back in the day, racism was gruesome. The South African apartheid was signified by signboards all over the country warning white people of natives.

5. Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
One publication carried a story about a man plunging to his death. The story was about a man dying after a botched stunt. He fell head first from a 40 foot building. This is not amusing in any way. However, the publication thought it wise to include an ad below the ad that read “Aaaaaaahhhhh”. You will laugh yourself silly when you realize it. Other examples of hilariously placed ads on stories include one published by The Slate titled ‘Open Mouthed Wonder: Was MouthAction Always Normal’ and right beside it is a picture of a young boy with his mouth wide open.

4. The Plunging Airplane
Turkish Airlines should have thought twice before placing an ad of a plane at a falling angle. It is the national flag carrier airline of Turkey and the fourth largest airline serving 261 destinations. It was established in 1993 and has amassed a fleet size of 269 airplanes since then. It also has a cargo division that operates nine cargo airplanes serving a whooping 47 destinations. Among its fleet are the Airbus A340-300, the Boeing 777-300ER, the Boeing 737-900ER, the Airbus A321-200 and the Embraer 190. However, a falling plane is a big no no, Turkish Airlines.

3. The Heart Issues
Talk about two ends of a spectrum. One ad raises awareness for heart disease. It even directs its audience to its website. Most likely, the website contains the many causes of heart disease. One of these causes is probably high amounts of fat and cholesterol in the blood. On the other hand, the other ad motivates people to buy a fatty sandwich that is likely to give them heart disease at some point. Just humorous! Apart from contracting heart disease, eating unhealthy foods can also contributes to high blood pressure, depression, high cholesterol, acne, shortness of breath and even cancer.

2. Where's your Dad?
Imagine reading these two ads while in a speeding car. Chances are that you will only capture the bold words and the images only. You read the first one that asks “Where’s Daddy?” You also notice the distressed mother and daughter. Just then, you get your answer – Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club. I'm sure you will end up laughing all the way to your destination. The billboard industry is massive. In order to create an effective billboard, you need to be smart, not just clever. You also need to show your stuff, not say it. If you have to say it, include six words or less.

1. Nestle Dumpster Taste
Nestle is one of the largest food and beverage companies in the world. It employs 339,000 people and operates in multiple countries in the world. Its products are well known and include Nespresso, Nescafé, Kit Kat, Smarties, and Nesquik. Nestlé dates back to 1866 when Henri Nestlé developed baby food made out of milk and started selling it. Today, 29% of its sales come from all beverages (besides dairy) while 19% comes from dairy products.

OP abeg na where you buy this thing wey you smoke? The thing strong well well, na railway own abi Ibadan?

happney65:
Me sef go create Texas thread when I enter Yankee December..I believe so..

Please tag me when you do, like seeing this kinda threads.

Dfavouredone:

Thanks brother.

Anytime.

Dfavouredone:
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Here's the link for Australia, those guys there are really helpful, www.nairaland.com/2338380/general-australian-visa-enquiries-part

Sile12:


Lol, u no say sum countries dey wey no fit afford dat last 1 wey u exclude. Na "Multi Million Project" b dat o......

Multi Million stolen you mean, is it not better to not have at all than to have one were you're using and be afraid it might break. Nigeria is a Joke.

Looking at those pedestrian bridges, before the last one *side eyes* to cross using it go just dey hungry you.

Vicjustice:

Why is she inviting you to Scotland?

For a visit, @OGreene am 21, and yeah she is.

Wow! This is talent, thumbs up man, you're good.

Hello people, well done to everyone that has been contributing to this thread to make it a success, please justwise and the rest dunno if this has been treated before if so maybe a page reference will do, am a medical student here in Nigeria 2nd yr and I have a friend in Scotland (she is Scottish and married with children) she wants to invite me over but both of us really don't know the process or processes involved, please any useful information would be appreciated. Thank you.

hahn:
That bike sharing thing can't work in Nigeria

Lol why do you say so?

They swapped shoes?

Lundii:

That's gud. But my pain is why should I use fork and knife and not spoon.

I know right, still that western conformity, question is why can't we use hands as Africans are known for?

Started using it when I entered JSS 1, had to learn else them wicked seniors dealt with me, since then been used to it.

Something.

Phema:
^^^ Ordinary Kenya oooo!

I weep for Naija.

I dey tell you, chai! Later we go dey shout giant of Africa. Which way Nigeria?

Angel ko Angela ni, it wasn't an "angel" its a sculpture by some creative artists, what you're looking at is mafe from wax and fibre. No be oly angel.

The truth is any private institution with the aim of making profits surely would be more expensive than a government owned one because government subsidies its own but the private gets the whole money needed to run it from the students, the fees are exorbitant quite right but... besides everybody screaming these schools are owned by churches should calm down not all of them are, and the ones that claim they're better than private uni breeds, REALLY?! Don't, don't think so. With the way admissions are handled in this country, my opinion is if you can afford it why not

justirich:
Gregory University, Uturu, Abia State
http://gregoryuniversity.com/
http://gregoryuniversityuturu.edu.ng/

Medical courses attract N600,000 fee fee; Engineering courses, N500,000; Social Sciences, N420,000 and N400,000 for other courses – all excluding a N50,000 Acceptance Fee

I Rep Gregory med school, OP check website again (gregoryuniversity.com is defunct) the fees have been increased, #1.2m for medicine, #580k for Engineering, tge rest #500k

Real sad what we've become.

Never returning? Hai! That one hard o.

koyla:
Sorry bros,explanation was based on examples of two chargers x and y.
where x and y makes the confusion, right?

Honestly its quite a simple calculation but you know some ppl dread anything calculations to the barest form.

koyla:
Adding something small,,,,time taken for your charger to charge your battery depends on your charger and your battery capacity.
Assuming you have a battery capacity of 4000mAh.
charger x has 1000mA=1A
charger y has 2000mA=2A
to know the time taken for charger x/y to charge your 4000mAh full, divide the battery capacity by the charger output. The answer gives you the time to complete a full charge.
charger x will take approximately 4hours while charger y takes approximately 2hours to fully charge your 4000mAh battery.

Bros awesome stuff but you want to "difficulting" the whole issue :-)

veave:

Thanks honey

Anytime.

aguiyi:


mortar and pistol is outdated. Abi you dey find quit notice

No be only pistol bros na Ak47. Eiya veave come lemme give you a hug, I understand, I might maybe.