Rubbish question...... Fela compared to TuFace? TuFace no go even dare

And so?

nonsense protest

Your Excellency sir, permit me to applaud you on all your strides as Acting President and as you have kept the government ticking in the absence of our President, PMB. Over the period, you have managed to exhibit certain leadership traits that sent shivers through the spines of your perceived foes, fearing your emergence as President in case if PMB did not return, God forbid.
Sir, I heard rumours that you have set up a committee comprising of Adeosun, Ngige, Ogbeh etc to monitor and bring down the prices of food products across the country. I can only clap my hands to appreciate you for knowing that we are suffering in Naija.
But sincerely sir, do you think that can solve the problem? Is it not going to be another jamboree committee? When last did Aunty Kemi Adeosun with her American accent visit any local market in Abeokuta? Does she even know how much a bowl of Garri cost now? Sir, kindly inquire from Uncle Audu for me if he realizes that our farmers still make use of their hoes and cutlasses to farm. Are they going to force my Uncle Oluwole in the village to bring down the price of cassava that he so much laboured for in the sun and rain?
"VP Osinbajo's Gate House To Cost N250milllion" was a statement credited to Dino Melaye early this week. I was thinking if the committee could be saddled with the responsibility of bringing the alleged price of the gate down as well since “change has to begin with me”. If ordinary gate could cost 250m, I wonder how much the construction of the edifice will gulp in our comatose economy.
I sincerely pray for the safe return of Mr.President, but may I admonish you sir that it is high time the Presidency went back to the drawing board. I have friends who supported PMB whole-heartedly even at their own detriment. They went through thick and thin to ensure his emergence as C-in-C. Sadly enough, some of them don’t really know what to wish for ‘My Oga @ the top’ now as regards his health and wellbeing. This goes to show that the Buhari-led administrations haven’t delivered the promised “change” as claimed by Alhaji Lai who proudly stated they have delivered.
Lake rice dominated the headlines between November and December 2016 with many hailing the laudable collaboration between the governments of Lagos and Kebbi states for providing food for the nation. It’s been two months now, my friends and families residing in Lagos informed me that they have not even seen the much publicized rice talk less of buying and eating it. I seriously doubt if it’s still in the market. If Lagos state (a country in its own right) in collaboration with Kebbi could not produce rice for just 1% of its population, then questions should be asked of the rationale behind the ban placed on importation of rice by the FG.
Several bailouts were given to states of the federation to ameliorates the suffering of the populace who are languishing in starvation but instead of using the bailouts for the purpose it was meant for, our Governors-in-Thief diverted the money into their own personal purse and the hunger continues to the extent that a civil servant had to steal a pot of amala and did justice to it with only palm oil in Ekiti.
Mention must be made of Egbon Ajimobi and his students in a melodrama that permeate the entire social media few weeks ago where my ‘Bros’ boldly and courageously told the aluta-infested students that it is not a new thing for schools to go on strike for months and that it is none of his business. The “what course are you doing?” saga got me thinking if our leaders actually value education as a veritable tool for eradicating hunger, unemployment, insurgency and other social vices in our society.
Despite the conspicuous wickedness and insensitivity on the part of the Governors to the plight of the people in their doing justice to the bailout, your government has been somehow indifferent in your approach to handling the erring Governors. It was believed in some quarters that he who must come to equity must come with clean hands, meaning your government might not have been upright in your dealings with the states either.
Your Excellency sir, let me at this point state without mincing words that you have so far performed below expectation. You promised us a positive change but what do we get: reverse. Soaking Garri used to bring a sense of shame before, but now I’m proud to bring my Garri out in the morning and drink with a puffed-up mind because not so many in my neighbourhood can afford it. My wife dare not give me yam without fried egg before but now I rejoice whenever she offers me cocoyam without palm oil. When I was growing up, rice was meant for festive seasons only but now we are back to the 70s and 80s since rice is no longer for the average citizens in the society talk less of the less privileged.
Mr. Acting President sir, it will not be too bad if the ban placed on importation on foods and related products into the country could be removed temporarily till when the country comes out of its coma (economic recession). If also you can checkmate government unnecessary spending most especially on allowances to political office holders and the so-called Security votes of Governors, then we will take your strife to get us out of recession serious. Who are they even securing in the first place? It will not be out of placing either, if your government could do away with some of our useless Ministers and replaced them with competent ones. (In this case, I think 90% of them will have to go). Also, let our governors explain to a reorganized-EFCC how they managed the bailouts meant for offsetting arrears of salaries and wages.
Beware your Excellency; a hungry man is an angry man. When anger combines with hunger, the endpoint is anarchy. You still have the chance now.

Incredible

Happy birthday to my wonderful son

My dear son, I am so proud of you and am sure you will be glad that Nairalanders joined you in this celebration.

Omni-scammerer

Waiting for the rest..... Lovely

Dear Nairalanders,

It is with a heart full of gratitude and joy that I wish to seek for the indulgence of the mod to kindly show some love by moving my birthday celebration to the front page even though it may not be frontpage-worthy.

Lalasticala and Seun, pls do the needful and show some love to a brother in need.

I won't mind you guys sending some cake to me for my birthday..... You know these recession thing now.

Thanks
Yours in e-battle
ProudEkitiMan

Confiscated cows to go for ‘stomach infrastructure’ – Fayose


Inaugurates grazing enforcement marshals
Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose has declared that any cow confiscated under the State Grazing Regulation Law will be slaughtered and shared to the people as part of the “Stomach Infrastructure” policy of his administration.

The governor who disclosed this on Thursday in Ado Ekiti during the inauguration of Ekiti Grazing Enforcement Marshals (EGEM) said herdsmen caught grazing their cattle beyond the 6.00 pm risks six months jail while their animals will be confiscated.

Fayose explained that the setting up of the EGEM force was a further step to nip the killing of innocent people and destruction of their means of livelihood by armed herdsmen in the bud.
The EGEM men thrilled the audience with their parade while local hunters also performed at the ceremony. Some of the marshals displayed placards some of which read “No To Terrorism By Herdsmen”, Fayose Is Working, Ekiti Is Moving”, among others.

Fayose who were an olive green long sleeve shirt with a camouflage fez cap to match explained that the marshals are not to carry arms and therefore would collaborate with security agencies empowered by law to carry arms to tackle armed cattle rearers.

He said: ‎”We have a right to life and to survive and holding things for our survival especially peasant farmers, whose means of livelihood are taken away by cattle feeding on their crops.‎ If the gains of peasant farmers are taken away in a jiffy, that is condemnable.‎

“We will bring to a permanent end, the situation whereby some people take away the means of livelihood of others.

“On August 29, 2016, the Anti-Grazing Bill was passed by the House of Assembly and the bill was signed into law by me on August 30.‎ Some people go as far as grazing in the night when farmers are no longer at their farms.‎

“Any cattle found grazing after the time stipulated by the law will be confiscated by the government.Such cattle will be sold or killed on the spot ‎and shared to people as part of our Stomach Infrastructure programme,” he said.

The governor had Wednesday last week personally stopped open grazing along Afao Road and supervised the “arrest” of a cow on his way to commissioning projects in Ikole Ekiti.

Fayose contended that 10, 000 cattle could not compensate for the life of the human being lost to a conflict between herdsmen and local farmers.

While frowning at cattle rustling by some people, Fayose added that the law was in the interest of cattle rearers too, as their operations would be streamlined.

The governor added that the phone numbers of the marshals would be made public and warned the marshals against going beyond their mandate.

“This is not an opportunity to harass or intimidate innocent people. You are to enforce the law and not to break it. Anybody found going beyond his bounds would be dealt with accordingly,” he stressed.

In her opening remarks, the Secretary to the State Government, Dr Modupe Alade, said the law had helped in curbing incessant attacks on local farmers by herdsmen and feasting on crops by cattle.

The Chairman, Hunters Association, Ikole Local Government, Joseph Osasona, commended Fayose for the initiative.

Osasona recalle‎d that it was the prompt intervention of the governor in Oke Ako-Ekiti early in the year when some armed herdsmen attacked the people, that sent a strong signal to lawbreakers to stay away from the state.

He noted that it was inhuman for anybody to jeopardise the lives and means of livelihood of others because he wants to rear cattle.

http://thenationonlineng.net/confiscated-cows-go-stomach-infrastructure-fayose/

kinibigdeal:
How i wish my fellow Afonja will be innovative like this, instead they choose to remain a Zombie. Pathetic

Atleast Afonjas are better than your forefathers and like FFK, they have been enjoying your ladies in multitude.

namuguibe:
Including the ones in Indonesia & Malaysia that were executed like chicken??
Please don't bring up tribe because there is always an alternate story ...

Don't mind him. Ighalo is from Edo State.

Keneking:
A least one girl to top these ones would not be bad oh

- anyway, i dont think taking these little kids to beer parlour at their age is proper.

They might end up intoxicated...with alcohol

Igbos are indeed doing well

He's from Edo State. He is not Igbo.

I got salary alert yesterday though

jiinxed:


Who says I'm being tribalistic? I only speak the truth. See as e dey pepper you for body.

Just shame him by mentioning one man that stood for the truth like he requested in your tribe.

Nice one from Ambode

Nigerians and politicking......

Pandemonium broke out on Sunday when Masquerade invaded a church, beat and matcheted worshippers in Oke Ila area of Ado Ekiti. The reason for the invasion is still yet unknown as at the time of filling this report.
Subsequently,Ewi in Council suspends masquerading in Ado Ekiti
and its envisions for the time being.

Panshow:
It's okay for a starter but you need to work on your fonts and color scheme.

Appreciate that. Will work on it.

These are the pictures taken at the site of the Flyover ongoing project being constructed by Gov Ayodele Fayose from Fajuyi Park to Ijigbo, Ado-Ekiti.

felixchip:
For a start: do away with gradients and work on your font selection.

Thanks for that boss. I will take note.

I started self-learning and training few weeks ago but I need experts to inspect my work and tell me where and how to improve. Thanks. (Note: I used Coreldraw)

CHANNELStv2020:
IF NOT BEN BRUCE WHO HAS THE PASSION, VISION, AND DIRECTION I SEE NO OTHER POLITICIAN CURRENTLY WORTH CONTESTING OR VOTING FOR.

Imagine such statements as these!!!!!! Ben Bruce? Common sense in not common indeed.

At least one good news from Kenya this time..... HML to them.

And all these rubbish for what?

Our oyel money........ 2/10

So sad....... Sorry about that.
Buhari must have caused it.