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Romance / Re: What's The Most Expensive Gift Your Girlfriend Has Ever Gotten You by pseudonomer: 1:38pm On Jun 23, 2020
Kriss216:
Fake white cotton BYC singlet = 150
Banana boxer = 150
White handkerchief = 50
Birthday card = 80

Total =430



*My 25th birthday.

Same with me...lol
Travel / Re: North Cyprus by pseudonomer: 6:54pm On Jun 18, 2020
wip7:


Partly Yes and NO.

First to benefit financially your address must carry Turkey/North Cyprus. Only researchers with an affiliation (Turkey/NC) on the published research paper can be paid by the Turkish Government.

Second: For the research, I have co-researchers in various countries, I have also benefited from RSC funding which pays for a research visit to the UK universities, also, I have ex-students still on the project working in another country (my recent PhD student from EMU/NC works in a University in Ontario and we still work together) and currently co-supervising students in Universities in Canada, USA and Germany.

The main thing is the researcher must have access to the lab, equipment or field/sites to carry out the research and also depends on the type of research. For example, we have research in battery development, if you are working in this research you must have all raw materials to fabricate the electrodes and also have the equipment to carry out the electrochemical testings.

Another way, we have a researcher working on Machine learning to design model to predict disease and favourable conditions for Greenhouse farming. She is based in Kenya and we only supply her the sensors for data collecting and trained her virtually how to do; the data collection fields are in Kenya and Tanzania so she needs to collect data there and its sync to our cloud then we evaluate and design model. The researcher got funding (travelling and others) from the company she works for, we are just consulted.

What field are you into?

Electronic Engineering(Embedded Systems and Autonomous Systems) but intend to focus on Autonomous Systems. I’m in Germany.
Travel / Re: North Cyprus by pseudonomer: 4:14pm On Jun 18, 2020
wip7:
Admission is Ongoing at EMU


Interested in Studying at Eastern Mediterranean University? due to the pandemic, the initial payment has been slashed to 500$ and also we have just concluded rectorship election at EMU. The university will be opening new departments/programs in Artificial intelligence Engineering, Water Process Engineering, Smart and Advanced Agricultural Sci/eng etc.

If you are interested to study and carry out research in Sensor development for rapid detection of virus/bacteria, Energy storage devices like battery development and supercapacitor, Solar energy conversion, Pollution monitoring with AI-enabled devices, air and water pollution control, material synthesis for biomedical applications, Machine learning for various applications (health, waste prediction, econs etc).........kindly contact me ( I am a professor at EMU working in these research areas).

Benefits of Developing Academic and Industrial Demand Research Skills:

Learning and developing research skills is something that is lost in many educational systems. In fact, the majority of the students are only interested in getting the best grades and do much cramming at times to achieve this without actually developing unique or demanding skills. Hence, turn out to have an unattractive CV or non-competitive profile. After graduation, moving from one country to work elsewhere or even starting a job in the same country will require sound, currently/emerging skills well-spelt in the applicant CV/resume.

So after spending 40,000 British pounds to get 2nd class honour degree in Electrical Engineering or in Business administration.....so do you have some demanding skills, needed experience in your CV/resume or you have the same regular CV like others and just emphasizing on the fact that you graduated with CGPA of 4.999.

Employers (either business organization, industries or academics) love research skills. Research is an important part of a business because it helps an organization keep up with changing technologies, develop new products, get better at what they do, keep an eye on its competitors etc. Irrespective of the country, university or language you studied, a competitive profile is largely favoured and in-demand these days


----With sound research skills, you may be developing your own product which investor can put money, you be solving challenges that craft income also for you and many other benefits.


How can you demonstrate your research skills or the unique experience?

In many cases, your CV is your chance to make a first, strong and competitive impression. Your CV will help employers check you’ve got the right skills and experience. If they can see you’ve got them, it’s likely you’ll get to the next stage.

As a student, you can demonstrate either of these or combination via:

--Your research publication in a reputable journal (very important because its peer-reviewed)
--Your dissertation/project/thesis (if published and easily accessible)
--Personal and accessible webpages linking to your profile showing the skills.


Is it enough to claim you have python, C# or Machine learning Skills in your CV?

Various students/persons fill skills they don't have in their CV or skills they have just less than 2% knowledge of. Therefore, if you are claiming to have machine learning or AI (artificial intelligence skills), market/economics forecasting skills, or sound with device development or software development or as strong crisis mitigator............you have to point to the actual project you have completed with these skills rather than just filling " I have significant knowledge of Machine learning" ..............Rather, you have to point to the verifiable projects you have done with such skills.


Is research just for a graduate student?

No. research is for all categories of students be it undergraduate, graduate-level or post-graduate students.


Are there benefits to research at EMU?

Apart from the above listed;

--EMU pays as much as nearly 1000$ per the research paper you published in a reputable journal (accessible by all level of students)

---Turkish government pay as much as 2200$ per the same paper.

----Meaning that researcher may get as much as EMU+ Turkish government payment per research paper.

----With good research skills, you stand a great chance to get further funding from the government and other funders.

---You stand a chance to pitch your products to the world via the Teknorpaks and start-ups events.

Are there limits? no limits irrespective of the department and it's payable as soon as they verified the paper in the WEB OF SCIENCE platform.


WIP7: I have published over 50 research articles, have benefited from the Turkish government 1 million Turkish Lira (nearly 56 million naira) TUBITAK funding, Green brain project funding, have two lab ready-products (glucose sensors under evaluation for markets). Supervised 10 PhD students currently and numbers of masters and undergraduate students.


Interested at EMU? Contact WIP7



Education should focus on the enhancement of skills, knowledge and experience!


Does one needs to be studying in Turkey/North Cyprus to carry out this research with you guys?
Crime / Re: Victoria Inyama To Anita Joseph: Marital Rape Exists, I've Experienced It by pseudonomer: 2:43pm On Jun 15, 2020
HITsquad:
Men, Don't rape your wife, if she denies you sex, go outside and get it... Its not on you, it's on her! And it's not cheating!

If everyone takes to this advice... Life would be a better place to live! Say no Rape! Say Yes to RUNS GIRLS and MISTRESSES.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: EU Rejects Any US Attempt To Invoke Iran Nuclear Deal by pseudonomer: 12:49pm On Jun 10, 2020
SarkinYarki:


He show no trace of intelligence yet has been a billionaire four different times in his life and went on be an American President with great Economic and ant Terrorism records in just 3 years ..You that you have intelligence what do you do ? Support retarded Buhari from morning till night

He’s obviously a business boss. But he’s no way a leader.

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Crime / Re: Declare Rape National Crisis, Amnesty Tells Buhari by pseudonomer: 8:11am On Jun 04, 2020
I only recommend death penalty for false accusations! Now it’s easy for that “Yeye“ ex-gf that got pained because you left her for someone else to say you raped her.

Now every Rose is accusing every Jack of rape!

Death Penalty for False Rape Accusation!

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Science/Technology / Re: VPN With A Server In Nigeria by pseudonomer: 8:05am On Jun 04, 2020
marvelphysics:
express vpn
but u have to pax to use it

Express VPN has a server in Nigeria? Oh... I will check.. what do you mean by pax?
Religion / Re: Five (5) Misconceptions About Jehovah's Witnesses. by pseudonomer: 12:37pm On May 31, 2020
Lovelies1:
There is one more thing he didn't add which is Jehovah witness believe that Jehovah created Jesus opposing to Christian that Jesus is Lord and the Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit are three in one person

Anyone who needs this PDF to clear all doubt that the Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit is one should indicate

Op if you are interested to understand indicate

John 1:1-5.

“In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God...”

Vs 14: “And the Word became flesh....”

If you don’t believe in this... then...

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Science/Technology / VPN With A Server In Nigeria by pseudonomer: 9:28am On May 30, 2020
Please, is there any vpn service with a server in nigeria server?
Crime / Re: Salman Hassan Stabs Husband To Death In Bauchi Over Sex (Photos) by pseudonomer: 9:19am On May 22, 2020
FloxySmart:
Who else agrees with that men are bull dogs? They impose sex on their wife like it’s their birth right. Nonsense


Modified

They say the truth is always bitter to take in, continue quoting me. I have all the time in the world tonight will give you a deserving response

You’re absolutely right. I have always advised men , get a mistress and save yourself all the drama.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong-Un Is Alive And Healthy - Official by pseudonomer: 5:01pm On Apr 26, 2020
Hubbbby tongue to everyone who wants Kim dead... Y’all hate him because he refuses to be Trump’s puppet.

If you hate Kim or Putin, but loves Trump.

You deserved to be hanged without trial.

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Family / Re: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by pseudonomer: 12:39pm On Apr 26, 2020
Yes, my mom! I’m crying again!
Phones / Re: LG Velvet Is The First LG Smartphone To Flaunt The New 'raindrop' Camera Design by pseudonomer: 10:14am On Apr 13, 2020
OrestesDante:

angry angry angry


You response is highly laughable...
The fortunate thing is that only knowledgeable people know that that is sarcasm, the unfortunate part is you are not one of them. So sad!

How will feel it to be sarcasm, when there are numerous threads on NL about stupid stuffs like that...
Phones / Re: LG Velvet Is The First LG Smartphone To Flaunt The New 'raindrop' Camera Design by pseudonomer: 10:07am On Apr 13, 2020
OrestesDante:


angry angry angry

Think and read my comment again. Mr. Apple

You mentioned Apple products are junks compared to tecno camon whatever you call it! So stop being a retard!
Phones / Re: LG Velvet Is The First LG Smartphone To Flaunt The New 'raindrop' Camera Design by pseudonomer: 8:43am On Apr 13, 2020
OrestesDante:


angry angry angry

Yup. You are right! 100% Tecno Camon 15 and variants are perhaps the greatest smartphones so far in 2020 at least on what we know for now. Samsung, Nokia, Xiaomi, Huawei, Oppo, Apple, LG are all junks. I don't even think there is any product that will ever come to beat these masterpiece this year

Don’t drag Apple into your mess.
Romance / Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by pseudonomer: 12:37pm On Apr 09, 2020
EVILFOREST:

What you said, is the REALITY, even in the US.
U travel down to your community and pick a Lady of your choice, only for her to be turned into a DRAGON few minutes after arrival in the US, all because of FREEDOM.
Most NIGERIAN LADIES who suddenly become Emergency NURSES by virtue of assistance from their diaspora based Husbands suddenly develop EGO.... and can decimate their husbands, rendering them homeless.

IF U get a GOOD WIFE abroad, just keep going for special thanksgiving.
My Brothers and Uncles have suffered in their Hands.
We no Longer recommend NIGERIAN LADIES to my people in diaspora.
MEN should go out and choose their heart throbs themselves, from any continent of their choice.

It's very disheartening that a Man will travel several hours back to AFRICA to get a wife, only for him to Land a terrible package..

BEST ADVICE FOR THE CONFUSED MEN.
Please, Ensure you MARRY the LADY that Loves you more than you Love her.
This is where the ADVANTAGE lies.


Most ladies in Nigeria will pretend to love you like forever as soon as you tell them you live abroad which can be very confusing... even the ones that was playing some form of hard to get back then will suddenly build this kind of “loving you” stuffs.

I think I will start thinking in your direction from now, it doesn’t worth it... bringing a lady from Nigeria, and things later get so messy. Every married “egbons” that I know abroad always beg me not to marry Nigerians.

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Romance / Re: The Evil Side Of Masturbation Nobody Told About. by pseudonomer: 1:08am On Mar 31, 2020
SaintHilary:
If masturbation had any financial spiritual effect, I shouldn't be living in Megamound today

Do you know maybe you are meant to be living like Bill Gates? Lol... #justSaying

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Education / Re: I Feel Like Committing Suicide by pseudonomer: 8:52am On Mar 27, 2020
Mizormac:
no not all. I'm even antisocial

Because you fail at school doesn’t mean you’re not smart or something... I’ve seen many smart students failed.

First, you need to know how to pass exams. It is every important. You need to know the most important things to memorize while studying for exams.

Get past questions, check the patterns of the questions. Ask your professors how they mark your exam papers, and see why lose some marks and all that. And most importantly, always give yourself a mock exam before the real exam and see how you fair. Move with A’s students, these types of student usually know some studying tricks or something that can be very beneficial.

Like it has already been suggested. If your grades are too bad and you felt you can’t catch up, talk to your parents about starting all over again. Forget the shame right now, your success later will compensate for it.

Suicide is never an option, there’s always a solution.
Music/Radio / Re: Mafa Mafa: Davido & His Crew Release Legwork Dance Steps For His New Song by pseudonomer: 9:59am On Mar 24, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Bunch of untalented Moda fuckkkers
With all the voice enhancer in the studio still this frog voice and his crew got no talent
Until i see a talented niggarrr in the Nigeria music industry
My playlists will remain like this

The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction

No one gives a shittt about what your playlist is like...

Nigerian Music is one of the best in world in creating happiness...

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Family / Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by pseudonomer: 8:02am On Mar 24, 2020
KaideeGee:
You had beta have that baby oh
It is beta 2 be guilty of incest dan 2 be guilty of incest and child murder

Women should have right to abortion
Health / Re: People With Type A Blood Likely To Contract Coronavirus Than People With Type O by pseudonomer: 5:31pm On Mar 18, 2020
GeneralPula:


But I’m type O and I hardly sick or have malaria undecided

You’re definitely AS.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by pseudonomer: 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2020
flowsneh:
Guys,

Is it possible to apply for German student visa if you start a program in another EU country or US and get their visa/residence permit?

Let's say you apply to Estonia or Lithuania and get their residence permit based on student visa, can you apply for German student visa from there without having to come back to Nigeria?


You don’t need a visa to study in Germany if you have residence permit from other EU countries... All you have to do is Apply for a residence permit in Germany with your Admission letter.
Phone/Internet Market / New Iphone 11 Pro 256GB by pseudonomer: 9:40pm On Feb 25, 2020
New iPhone 11 Pro 256GB Rose for sale asap.
Travel / Re: North Cyprus by pseudonomer: 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2020
Please also, is there a Non-Appearance Visa for North Cyprus?

@wip7
Travel / Re: North Cyprus by pseudonomer: 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2020
Mboki:

North Cyprus is Under Turkey and Turkey is not Under EU, while South Cyprus is Under Greece and Greece is under EU which makes South Cyprus automatically under EU.

But this is really confusing, when I checked countries under EU. Cyprus is there independently.

https://europa.eu/european-union/about-eu/countries_en

I’m only asking for a friend going to north Cyprus as a student... I just want to be sure if the residence permit issued in North Cyprus can be use to access other EU countries freely
Travel / Re: North Cyprus by pseudonomer: 9:37pm On Feb 24, 2020
neoeverest:
No

Sorry another Question, is North Cyprus different from the Cyprus that is part of EU?
Travel / Re: North Cyprus by pseudonomer: 7:55pm On Feb 24, 2020
North Cyprus part of EU?
Family / Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by pseudonomer: 10:14pm On Jan 23, 2020
Smartchoiice:

If I call you madd now....you'll be angry....
If I call you cow now... you’ll be angry....

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Family / Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by pseudonomer: 10:11pm On Jan 23, 2020
Davash222:
After the day's toil, a married man needs the wife's cuddle and touches at night. It's essential in every young marriage. Coming back home at night to behold your sexy wife alone with lingerie at your wide bed gives joy and also elongates life's span. Wives should stop depriving their husbands this privilege.
One of the reasons for having children bedrooms is to create provisions for these things.


OP, I understand how you feel. Imagine a 7 month old baby dragging your breast with you.. Breast that you paid for. I know you dont have access to that breast again. Nawao

He should get a mistress and all problems solved...

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Religion / Re: MMM Is Demonic Says Apostle Suleiman, Participants React by pseudonomer: 10:07am On Jan 07, 2020
econity:


Hope you saw and witnessed the negative effect MMM brought to your family through the depression you went through.
Hope you've completely recovered?

Ode...
Romance / Re: Tinder Prostitution: A Tax Free Billion Dollar Industry In Nigeria. by pseudonomer: 11:43am On Jan 06, 2020
VirginSearcher:

Lolz, its not all about traveling the facts and internet is there to see

Can you source any credible Internet facts or research work that makes you come to this conclusion
Romance / Re: Tinder Prostitution: A Tax Free Billion Dollar Industry In Nigeria. by pseudonomer: 8:16am On Jan 06, 2020
VirginSearcher:

Nigeria holds the flag bro.. hardly u see any decent Nigerian girl as from 12 years above they have been dismantled already that's sad

Tell me which other country you’ve been to?

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