Emmadani: I cant stil believe essien is playing 2nd fiddle to mikel.So mikel don reach dat stage to dey bench essien.It started with hiddink,then to anceloti,the to rdm and now mourinho.Who would av believe mikel playing ahead of essien under mourinho?I just dey pity essien,i told him to go to asante kotoko but he din't hear,he said mourinho is his daddy.Thr is notin like daddy when it kums to business o.

kkkossy: I noticed dat mikel was been booed each time he holds d ball, even after scoring. But other black players like cole and ramires were not booed. This is RACISM

Nice logic.

Chai this man has embossed us o. Just Google it, see how oyibo people are insulting us from left and right.

Booking

Is real life that pathetic that you guys now have to start hoarding likes to boast at any given chance? Come on guys, this does speak well of you at all.

Tekzyflex: Stupid girls...serves them right

No man, you've crossed the line. Yes they might not have been the smartest of people by following him, but that does not in any way make them deserve what he did. Why can't they even go on a date with someone? Why is it the girls fault that the man is a psychotic serial rap.ist? Why is it even bad for them to go on a date someone who they believe could financially take care of them?
People like you annoy me because you would say it's hard to get girls, yet you are the same people who would blame the victim for giving the guy an iota of trust.

Op Mario Gomez? iker casillas? messi? Sexy? Really?
Fame can do wonders o.

By the way op kaka is the fourth, not second most expensive player, after bale, ronaldo, and zlatan.

Well, I don't know, maybe practice?

If I ever met seun face to face, I'd ask why he doesn't listen to his users, who are his customers, the main reason why nairaland is what it is. I'd tell him why I think nairaland has so much potential, which unfortunately he is not tapping. Right now, nairaland is nothing compared to Facebook, not even when you consider the ratio of the population of the world to Nigeria. And so unfortunately meeting seun wouldn't give me any high, it would be just like meeting any other Nigerian.

Incrizz: @tipia@ @homesteady: All I hear is wedding bells. Remember that movie Mr & Mrs Smith acted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Yup!

I read an online interview Mr Seun granted and was immediately full of respect for him. His road to success wasn't an easy one. He had challenges like "not enough capital" and "Failed business" and still, he didn't give up. He couldn't give up. He is very intelligent. I read the "Chicken or the egg" answer he gave a programmer..awesome!

'Should I meet him face to face, I'd smile and say, "Congratulations sir!"

Tpia is really trending today.

Op you already said you quit nairaland, and even said it sucks. So why don't you just stop commenting and leave. You aren't exactly sounding mature by staying and insulting people.

Goallllllllll!!!!!!!

Alfa Seltzer:

No. they are not.

Jarus is refined. Mclatunji is crude.

Lol you are probably right, just thought I saw some striking similarities. But they also have their differences, it's probably just coincidence... or my head.

Hi guys, please who here thinks it's possible maclatunji and jarus could be the same person?

There are two different stories on this thread, I think I prefer the drug trafficking one.

Probably because they get to see the other side of their parents, the not so righteous sides. And kids being naturally greatly influenced by their parents will be influenced by their hypocritical acts and will use these acts to justify their actions. For example, one could say "well if my father, who is a pastor, could do that, then why can't I do this".

^^^Chai! See what love can do. Josydaky please answer him oh.

ijebabe:
Thanks

Heu why did you move it, the guy is a celebrity you know.

And this guy was late.
https://www.nairaland.com/1430932/19-yr-old-boy-done

Fkforyou: Ha.ha.ha.ha..chai nairaland don suffer,Onila pls are u related to Mr.cork..?cos u guys have something in common.

Funny you should ask, they just might be:
https://www.nairaland.com/1253573/onila-mr-cork-same-person

They are advertising deathol.

1stCitizen: Bros,

Can you do a short film were we Nigerians got tired of dem mumu politicians and revolted? I would like to see the part were we tied IBB, OBJ, Anenih, Igbinedion, Odili, Alams, Ibori and other big thieves to the stakes and ended it all with a volley of gunshots

I think you want his life to end that way.

FrontPage please: https://www.nairaland.com/1430836/phillipino-man-19-surgeries-20

lomprico: Nice work bro! U shld av poured some kinda dirt on d cars dat weren't suposedly destroyed after d explosions. I give u a 99% d 1% is because u dint bail like a true black man will do if such a thing should happen . But all d same thumbs up. Me proud of ya work.

Abi o, he thinks we are like harry potter who would be starring at death like it's his tv, naija people will ja.

ceejay80s: Why has no body said SIGN OF END TÌME here?

Probably because it is about end times. Who needs signs when it's starring us right in the face.

Nice work op

Herbert Chavez, 35, has spent £4,400 on his obsession.
Has had nose jobs, lip liposuction, jaw realignment and pec implants
The Phillipino takes to the streets and promotes good morals to children

When Clark Kent  wanted to transform into Superman, it was a fairly simple task.He would step into a phone box, spin around and the switch would be complete.But Herbert Chavez's change into the comic book hero has taken a bit longer - through 16 years of plastic surgery. Herbert Chavez underwent 19 surgeries over 16 years to look like Clark Kent. Here is how he changed between 1995 and 2012. The 35-year-old, from Calamba City, Philippines, has had nose jobs, skin whitening, lip liposuction, jaw realignment, pec implants and even abdominal implants to become a real-life Clarke Kentafter falling in love with the TV programme aged five.He has splashed around 300,000 Pesos (£4,400) on his obsession - a fortune compared to the average 90p hourly wage in the Philippines. 


Mr Chavez regularly takes to the streets around his home dressed in full Superman regalia, with his hair gelled in distinctive curly fashion. He aims to teach kids good morals while also brightening their days. Mr Chavez goes out in the streets wearing his full costume and signature gel-covered hair to promote good morals to local children He said: 'I feel like a Superhero whenever I pull on the costume, but my mission is not to save the world but to help in my own small way and bring a smile to the faces of local children. I don't have any regrets at all. People come up to me in the street all the time and want their picture taken with me. They are all really excited to see a real-life Superman in the Philippines. In June 2013 Guinness recognised Herbert for having the largest collection of Superman memorabilia with 1,253 items.

But his distinctive look has not come easily, with Herbert going under the knife repeatedly to copy every last feature of the super hero he worships - right down to his chiselled chin.And Mr Chavez admits it is tasking trying to keep up with such a 'perfect' person.He added: 'If you talk about super heroes, the expectation of people is that they are flawless, they do not get hurt, they do not die. But as human beings, we can only copy their looks. Especially as a Filipino, I have very Asian features and did not look like the caucasian Superman. 'So when I was able to save enough money to alter my features, I chose to copy those of Superman. It is hard living up to people's expectations as a living superhero. That is the reason I have had so many surgeries because I undergo maintenance procedures that need performing.'For example, my cleft chin is formed of hydrogel, but it does not always appear balanced. The more dehydrated you get the smaller it gets, so you have to keep adding to it.'I am such a good customer of my surgeon, Tito Garcia, he does all the work for free as part of a part-exchange deal. 'I help publicise his practice in return.Herbert now plans to keep improving his look with more operations to make him taller and surgery to beef up his abdomen and bum.

But he acknowledges that there may be a day when he has to halt the extensive surgeries.Mr Chavez said: 'I totally don't have any regrets. What is there for me to regret? Everything that has happened in my life has been positive and because of Superman.'When my body says it can not endure it anymore or when my doctor says that my body can not handle it because of age, then I will stop.'Single Mr Chavez creates his own Superman costumes, T-shirts and clothing from scratch at his dress making shop.And the 35-year-old, who has featured on Billboards in his native country, says he hopes to one day meet a partner who can share his love of Superman. I am single but also inspired to find another person to share my passion with.'But they will have to put up with his huge collection of Superman memorabilia - built up over decades worth of obsession.In June 2013 Guinness recognised Mr Chavez for having the largest collection of Superman memorabilia with 1,253 items - ranging from life-size dolls, to posters and rings worth thousands of pounds.But he says his collection is actually closer to 5,000 items and plans to increase it to around 10,000 pieces - and has even moved home in order to accommodate the influx of comic book clutter.

Now famous across his native country thanks to numerous TV appearances, Mr Chavez's friends and family are supportive of his unusual hobby.Him mum Linda said: 'I remember when he was a kid, he was already fond of Superman figures. He would be very happy when I bought him shirts with Superman pictures on them.'At school they held drawing competitions, and he would always draw Superman pictures.'As parents we are happy because though he is small, he has become the Filipino Superman. He has become well known in our community - he has become people's idol.


Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415416/Not-quite-whizz-phone-box-Superman-fan-19-surgeries-30-years-look-like-favourite-comic-book-hero.html

Eya, seems the purpose of this thread has failed, infact it has backfired.

Gboliwe:

Hey man you are giving out expo.
Crop the answers out.

lordnammy: Did you get Numbers; 4 and 10 correct?

Yep, failed no 2 and 3. I could debate on the answer to no 3 for hours though. Heck! Maybe I could argue on both. Language used was nonspecific.

Still haven't answered my question though. You did not paste your result but you told others to paste theirs. How can I trust you when you might as well have been waiting to access the results of others before making a claim to what yours was. By the way, yesterday you spent a great deal of time on this thread before replying to only one of my posts, quite strange if all you wanted to do was sincerely list questions you had failed. I doubt it would take minutes for anyone to figure out questions they had missed.
Need answers man, and by the way, this is a real test of your IQ.

Apart from the usual, there was this scary story of a kid in shagamu girls school (heard was one of the scariest federal schools). She woke up at night to see an old woman and child in the middle of their dormitory. They were cooking and no one else was awake, so the girl quiety watched them on her bed. The old woman asked the child to bring out 3 plates. When the child asked why the old woman said "one is for me, one is for you, and one is for that little girl starring at us".

PAGAN 9JA:
Oh boyyy WOW!!!!!! you even outbanned me!


BROTHER CAMEROON, I HEREBY AWARD YOU THE ORDER OF PAGAN MERIT!

Your bravery shall not go unnoticed. Salut!

Lmao, now that got me cracking.

But seriously, of all people, by Humbledbygrace? Always thought she was one of the most level headed people on nairaland, never considered her one to be "demonizedbypower".