agamenon: Why should he disrespect the father to thiis length,anyway he paid the price.judgement is on.

Seriously? So if you eat your father's food he has the right to kill you?

KABIYESI SULTAN: Critical lessons from this: 1) Garri is very vital to life, it can actually take life, it also gives life 2) its not wise to joke with Garri, this includes all those nairalanders that make fun of garri, and the moderators that ban those that mention garri, including seun that gives the orders. 3) cassava, the main ingredient for garri comes from the bush, that explains why the man had to run into the bush looking for more garri 4) I now have to go and look for my own garri

100 likes

I created my very first thread today and I made Frontpage within an hour. Once I had seen the story about garri I had immediately known it was Frontpage material.
Making Frontpage has a lot to do with creating threads that are centered on things that trend on nairaland. It's also about creating sensible threads that affect the average Nigerian.

I think this is how the process goes: once you create a thread, the mod of that section who considers it Frontpage worthy would send it to mukina (the master gatekeeper )who would then do the final pickings for FrontPage.

As for the first to comment stuff, well of course there is no reward from it, (except the pleasure of actually being first to comment, or being liked for being silly ), it's just another trending statement, like how "how does this affect the price of garri" and "oga at the top" used to be.

They think we are fools eh? Why don't you take a picture of yourself actually drinking the wine. Their own nah just to borrow bottle snap.

fr3do: But The show is rated 18!
And its her body.
When did law start accounting for morals?
That lawsuit ehn!

The law is meant to be all about morals.

sexkillz: I doubt that

You more than anybody should know how so many people hate you on nairaland, it being justified or not is an argument for another time. People might even dislike your post just for the sake of it, that's how life works.

Truckpusher: You think that Nigerians still falls for this children scam?.....abeg go learn better scam this one dun reign pass

As in, it's so dumb even yuzedo is crying.

whitedove: iam a christian and a black African(born again) but the emphasis on white ....white is worrisome to me!

am i gonna be white when i get to heaven? iro poju! (lies too much!)

Is it not ironic that your name is "whitedove"? Just asking.

Afam4eva: Why do Ghanians like Garri like this?

As if we like it less.
Finally our beloved garri has taken someone life. Rip to the poor soul.

A 45-year-old farmer of Agona Obosomase in the Agona East District of the Central Region, Kwesi Appiah has beheaded his four-year-old son, Kofi Takyi, for eating his gari and pepper.Appiah also used the cutlass to slash his 38-year-old wife Yaa Nkrumah in the stomach and thereafter fled into the bush.He was apprehended by residents of the town after a three-day search.Briefing DAILY GUIDE, a resident of the town, Kobina Mensah, said the incident happened on June 23, 2013 around 7:00pm.Mensah stated that Appiah, after returning from a friend’s funeral, requested his food from the wife, Yaa Nkrumah.The source said Yaa Nkrumah told him the deceased had eaten the food since it was late. This infuriated the man, and he picked up a cutlass and slashed the stomach of his wife, who started bleeding profusely.Information gathered by DAILY GUIDE indicated that Appiah then entered the room, beheaded his son and ran into the bush.The source revealed that Appiah attempted to kill himself in the bush after the incident. But he was found and rushed to the Agona Swedru Government Hospital where he was treated, discharged and later handed over to the Mankrong Junction Police.The Swedru District Police Commander, Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP) Anthony Nana Ekow Yawson, confirmed the incident.He said Yaa Nkrumah went to the Mankrong Junction Police Station in the morning with cutlass wounds on her stomach and reported that she had been injured by her husband during a misunderstanding.According to him, the suspect fled into the bush and his wife was quickly rushed to the Swedru Government Hospital, where she was treated and discharged.The suspect is currently in police custody while the body of the boy has been deposited at the Agona Swedru Government Hospital Morgue for autopsy.

Source: http://news.ghananation.com/headlines/314720-dad-kills-son-for-eating-his-gari.html

sexkillz: I stopped clicking on my "likes". I have over three thousand (3000) likes now, and counting.

If there was a dislike button you'd probably have three times as many dislikes.

chei: This is getting me real hard. I've commited adultery with this woman in my heart.

And oh how her husband preaches against that, yet oh how she advocates that.

By the way was this woman on crack when she thought of wearing such? Did she forget she was a pastor's wife? Upon all the hours of preaching she has witnessed? I mean we all know you guys are hypocrites but you could at least give us the decency of pretending you're not.

uj_sizzle: That face you're praising there has a good dose of cosmetics. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean we can't.

He is an old man, please understand.

Godson201333: @OP and where is your pics....

andyanders:

Sure, you look like one of dem guys that sell Rat poison in my village cus your dressing and your facial look here made me to remember them.

The pix's is as good as those dancers with pot belly. It can be used for rat poison advert. Will send it to the villa to the market square for display.

Please post your pic.

yemmit90: @op, I rate you 7/10. Don't mind those saying you're too old, I wonder if this forum is only for the kids.

To me, you're just an adult and not old at all!

People should stop attach any meaning to what we do online, it's just for fun and to keep heart/soul together.

1000 likes my friend. People are shouting old as if this is Dora the explorer. Op carry go jor.
As for your looks well I'd give you a 6, but I'd give your confidence(which didn't waver even in the midst of haters) an 11/10.

Frontpage please

Ha! Is this how empty a FrontPage thread could be?
I just strolled in and I am among top ten. Ends shall ever wonder o.

Smeagol jare, shrek is too bolocious.

Hi, really nice E-channel you have, very interesting. But it will even be cooler if the updates were more regular. Thanks.

Mr knowitall.:


so the ''throw a stone only if you haven't sinned'' only applies to situations that you want it to apply too? how

does that work?....thats what her fans want to see...so she gives it to them.....if you are not a fan of hers...leave it

a[bone.....if you call her a whooore because of this...than i would have to call you Jesus...

No offence intended but I hope you know the word wh#re does not have just one meaning? Hope you know it could also mean an unprincipled, venal, or unscrupulous person? Does she really look principled to you? It's just like telling me to not call an unkempt man who goes about acting erratically a mad man when he is infact a man man. So she really is a wh#re, there are no two sides about it.

Besides, going by your logic, it means people who smoke marijuana should not be kept from doing so, after all it's their choice, they have a right to it. It also means I should not condemn parents who allow their little kids watch porn, violent and other graphic movies. After all, the children want to watch it, so they should be allowed to. It also means people should be allowed to have child porn, and watch videos of violent r#pe scenes. The people want to watch it, it's their choice, therefore they should be allowed to!

And so you see my friend, we cannot just stand by and allow our morals be downgraded, and our values corrupted, we cannot allow people just do anything they want, because these things will negatively affect not just them, but other innocent members of the society. It might not be as instant as theft, or r#pe, but it will surely take effect. Denying this is mere foolishness. Of all people, the man who knows it all, should know this.

Mr knowitall.:


if shes a whooore, does that make you Jesus?

No man, the ''throw a stone only if you haven't sinned'' does not apply here. She has taken it too far! Worse thing is she's a star, she has so much influence on many people, imagine how this will affect her fans, who could include your sis. Imagine if your sister becomes this vile, is this the same thing you will say?

Screwface: Op, I repeat again, this time, with more emphasis, YOU ARE A GOAT!

A goat for trying to play with our intelligence with this bullshit of a story.

A He goat for trying to play smart despite giving you a chance to retrace some of the words you used.

A She goat for being so dumb as to continue fighting a lost battle with people who are obviously alot smarter than you are.

Again, I repeat, I call the shots on this thread of yours, not you. It closes when I want it to. Untill then, choke on it whenever you see my reply on this thread.

Arant nonsense.

Classic man, and I think we've given him the last blow. Either he has run out of curses or he finally realised he has lost the battle (although he lost it long ago though, was just too hard for him to understand that nairalanders are not idiots). Better come close the thread o.

I give it a ten over ten!!!

Pipsland78:
Lol...the OP is the worst thing to happen to the human race since...ummnnn...Ebola disease.

Lmao, funniest thing is, he still has the audacity to keep fighting. He is a reckless monkey I tell ya, he really needs therapy.

This one was even posted four days ago, a day before our insane phony dreamt of his.