Hey guys, see what you get when you Google the topic. And they were all posted around the same time "seems-phony" posted his.

Symphony007: Boring.@ screwface and psky

Seriously? That's it? No cursing? Somebody shout:




Just thought your woman ought to know.

Screwface: @psky. That was awesome man!
Am about to recomend this thread of his for FP. I want people to see his folly and wake the dude from his mid-morning "day dreaming".

And I insist, Op, I'l be the last man standing here! I've got time!
Ode!

Lol, don't bother man, this thread isn't even worth a page.

Symphony007: i will insult the living day light out of any goat who attacks my intergrity...if all i said was a lie and i have been busted then i'll be long gone but i will not. I will stand by what i've said and i will be here to counter any idiot who attacks me. I will make sure the last word on this thread is mine. I'll padon you called me insane,don't try it again or you'll get your dose.

Okay man, since I have so much control over you and you won't ignore me like a wise man should, here goes nothing.

Op, you are



Infact you are so insane I hereby award you with a certificate of insanity. Who needs law when you have this.







Okay now bingo, start cursing me.

Op why don't you stop insulting everyone and be honest to yourself. Having been found out, the best you could do is to abadon the thread. Unlike what you think, there's no dignity in staying back and cursing everyone, you just sound like an insane cock.

Awesome Daniel: This is Super Story, a life of strife and sorrow.

*Joins in singing*
This life
is beautiful
but everything seems to be
falling apart

You again? Hmm...you know I don't think you should keep trying to guess people's ages, you are just fueling your obsession and it might end up consuming you. I think you should try to supress it and think of more fulfilling things. I mean like you said, it's not a talent right? So it's of not use. But anyway who am I to tell you what to do? Why don't you google for people like you, I'm sure you'll find them. I had to google for answers in your other thread, google answers all. Nairaland, among Nigerians specifically, is not the best place to open up on matters like these. You'll just be rebuked and told to go to church. Most of us are too backward and primitive-minded to comprehend the complexity of the human mind, and hence attribute it to the spiritual.
But hakuna matata, just google for people of your type. Like I said, you'll find them.

Get one of your docs that has your date of birth, a doc you know she'll have and tell her you think there's something wrong with yours and you want to see hers.

If that doesn't work ask her for her favorite programme when she was a kid, or her favorite song in sec school, that'll give you an idea.

Again if that doesn't work out ask her for the name of her secondary school, and tell her you think you know someone who went to the same school and graduated around so so so period. During the conversation she might be forced to tell you when she graduated, and that'll also give you an idea.

Got all these tips from yahoo answers, place rocks!

Sleeping with virgins for a living? Now that has got to be the best job in the world.
Lmao at using a mirror to look at cores, now could there be anything more stupid?

Chai! See how many people farted as I was about to lauch the farting spree. Enemies of progress!!

#covers nose and runs out#

1st to fart!!!

IGBO-SON:


^^^Could be he's over 50!

Or maybe these people just didn't do a good enough research.

Where is seun? Or are my eyes deceiving me?

Lmao, love the way you guys are dealing with Mr sanboy. I wonder why nowadays everything you do makes you gay. A man cannot even compliment his fellow man without the fear of being tagged gay. It's silly!

harlos: oh i see the reason why u need the unlike click, but still there won't be any changes if it exists.
Even after unliking the post u will still comment and this people you are talking about will still post more of those annoying things.

Those people who keep posting annoying things are just a few attention seekers who want to be infamous. They could be frustrated by repented hidden posts and bans by the mods who would justify it by the obvious unpopularity being ignited.

Mynd_44:
How does a dislike feature reduce the number of redundant comments? I don't get it.

Just cos I got 100 likes does not make me want to type the same thing again and so just cos I got 100000 dislikes won't make me type crap again

Let's face it, not many people like getting disliked, so if you post an annoying comment and end up being disliked by a lot of people there's a good chance you won't repeat that. But if all you will get by being annoying is people quoting you you could just post something annoying and never return to the thread. That's my argument.

Uyi Iredia:

Usuals. Caucasian.

And now? What do you imagine him to be?

Mynd_44: You guys keep missing the point here. This is a forum and hence the issue of an "unlike" feature does not come up. The quote feature is there and if you do not agree with a certain post, you should quote it and say why you do not like it, what is wrong with it and the way forward.

Just clicking "unlike" will create a situation where people will see a topic and instead of getting in a conversation to discuss an issue, they click unlike and walk away without bothering to state why and this can disturb those trying to learn from the topic

Then how come there is a like button but people still comment? The only thing it will do is reduce the amount of annoying and ridiculous comments like "1st to comment" "what is Obama, is it the name of a cow?" and so on, but sensible contributions will still be made, infact with less annoying posts more people will contribute as there will be less disgusting posts to put them off. Besides, people like posts and still comment on them, so it's all good.

So of all things you could do to save her life it was putting your joystick you could think of abi? Now you not only committed a crime trying to take advantage of a poor unconscious lady but you now try to insult our intelligence with such a ridiculous story? Man you deserve jail! And a logic tutor!!

Uyi Iredia: I toyed with male and transgendered visuals of God. Decided to stick with the male representation - twas orthodox.

What race please?

inspiredbyGOD:.:
You mean the creator of the universe, the source of love and the source of all life. How do you expect me to have imagined such a being? Well, as a child, I just thought of God as Pure white light radiating with beauty and with glory that no eye can dare behold. I still have the same image till now.

Hmm...so you brushed aside all those pictures of God in story books? Pls tell me when you started envisioning God to be this white light, I mean there must have been some point when you developed such an incredulous perception of him right?

idupaul: I have instructed my lawyer to look into the constitution to let me know which of my rights have been breached by this thread cos I know and feel as if I have been wronged by this OP somehow!!!

Lmao, breach of trust my friend, breach of trust.

RedBenson: This is one digusting thing wit our ways of reasoning. The op said, 'any hope for short guys like me'. He never said 'any hope to have a relationship wit females' and all of u here are talking abt girls and grabs. What if he was talking abt hope in getting job i.e. a military job where one's height is highly considered? What if he was talking abt getting a contract that requires people wit appreciable height? Let's be specific pls.

@op, no matter ur height, i think there are great things u can still do in whatever capacity be it relationship, job and what have u. Just be ur real self. Dont fake! u can even use ur shortness to make amusement on people e.g. making a statement like 'as short as i am' while talking to people just to make them laugh and recognise that u are fully aware ur height.
The Lord is ur strength


Nothing do u mehn!.

You do know this is the romance section, right? And you do know the romance section is for posting about issues concerning romance right?

I.Joan:


Brozzz... are you for real

Like I said, research. It also surprised me when I found out. And to the question you probably have in your mind, no, I'm not short, I just think it would be nice if we stopped taking shortness to be a bad thing.

Pvt. Parts:
No. If I ruled the world, I would have your type shaved, sterilized and disposed off.

You really need to do some research. As it turns out, it would be better for the world if we were all short. Short people live longer, have higher IQs, are less prone to fatal injuries in accidents, require less resources, and so much more. So please, don't deceive yourself by thinking shortness is a bad thing, cause it isn't.

Frontpage please. This is way better than the average ''shake-shake'' song that somehow makes frontpage, very insightful.

As must as rapists can never be justified, well such ladies won't be totally innocent if they are molested.

Seun:
We are currently under-staffed, so we can't implement less important features like this one right now. We will implement it when we have the required manpower. Please bear with us!

No offence but please what does an opt-out option have to do with manpower? It's not like the mods will evaluate you before permitting your leave, or is it?

Seun it is not ethical for you to answer some questions and avoid the others. Please answer the questions posed to you by pipsland.

outrage: ,

Lol, you are really keeping up to your name.