Thanks bro, for the comments. Though I saw it somewhere & decided to share it, glad it makes u smile.

Mrs Thumbie goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face.The Doctor asks: "What happened?"Mrs Thumbie says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.Every time my husband comes home drunk,He beats me around."The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your Husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start to gargle it in your mouth. Just gargle but don't swallow It until he goes to bed and is asleep."Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking Fresh and rejuvenated.Mrs Thumbie: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time My husband came home drunk, I gargle with water. I gargled and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?"The Doctor says: "The water does nothing at all...............it's keeping your mouth Shut that does the trick....;-SHH

Na lie u talk, all d same thanks 4 d coment.

There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar.

Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."

"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"

"Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66.

How 'bout you?"

"Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too." "Where'd you go to college?"

"Beloit, in Wisconsin."

"No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"

"Kevin Sullivan dorm."

"Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ."

Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same

high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing."

A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?" Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again."

There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar.

Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."

"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"

"Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66.

How 'bout you?"

"Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too." "Where'd you go to college?"

"Beloit, in Wisconsin."

"No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"

"Kevin Sullivan dorm."

"Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ."

Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same

high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing."

A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?" Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again."

New Words

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group
discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

Ego Surfing: Scanning the Net, databases,
print media and so on, looking for
references to one's own name.

404: Someone who's clueless. "Don't
bother asking him; he's 404." From the
WWW error message "404 Not Found",
meaning the requested document couldn't
be located.

Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to
have their idea generators running.

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup
of dirt and crud found on computer
keyboards.

Mouse Potato: The online, wired
generation's answer to the couch potato.

Treeware: Hacker slang for documentation
or other printed material.

Kemi omololu-olunloyo (49yrs) daughter of former old oyo state governor, a Canada depotee, with twitter account @hiphossip has made 2 statements in recent time that made me believe she needs to be a patient of yaba psychiatric or Aro. Her latest statement on twitter claimed "Jesus was a gay'....!. Omo yen tin ya were bo die die. Alafin should helped her out as she claimed she's from alafin's lineage.

Extra Time: Mourinho pays for fan to become Champions League kitman
Abel Rodriguez, a cleaner from Los Angeles and a lifelong Madrid fan, accompanied the squad to Old Trafford and met a whole host of heroes - all at the Portuguese coach's expense
By Joe Wright
11 Apr 2013 18:50:00

Josè Mourinho - Real Madrid
Jose Mourinho may have his sights set on the Decima dream with Real Madrid, but he has already fulfilled the wildest ambitions of one lifelong fan of the club.

Abel Rodriguez, a cleaner from Los Angeles who frequently scheduled summer holidays in order to assist at losBlancos' training camps, was named as a kitman for the team's visit to Old Trafford in the Champions League at the beginning of last month - and all at Mourinho's expense.

Rodriguez had travelled to the training ground in the capital in a bid to see the Clasico on March 2, despite not having a ticket for the game, and was promptly turned away by security despite hopes that the club's staff might recognise him from his summer work for the Liga holders.

Upon leaving the Valdebebas training base, Mourinho spotted the fan sitting by the roadside and, after hearing his story, promptly arranged a hotel and tickets for Rodriguez before inviting him to training the following day.

And as if that was not enough, Mourinho then informed the Mexican that he would accompany the squad for their last 16 second-leg clash with Manchester United as a kitman, where he met the likes of Diego Maradona, Sir Alex Ferguson and several Red Devils' players, before being handed a signed shirt by compatriot Chicharito after the match.

According to his story in Sports Illustrated, an emotional Rodriguez offered to pay his way for the trip, but was promptly turned down by Mourinho, who said: "When you're in Europe with me, you don't pay for s**t."

Rodriguez opted to release his story with the publication as a way of thanking the Portuguese coach, since he did not have any contact details to do so in person after the events in March.

Whether or not Madrid are able to seal an historic 10th European crown this season remains to be seen, but Jose has at least earned the admiration of a whole host of supporters for his generosity - and Extra Time thinks that's just as important.

A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. So he took his costume
and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an
hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided
to go to the party. Since her husband didn't know
what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching him to see how he acted when
she was not with him. So she got to the party and
spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice chick he could.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner and
devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished;
naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he
whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came
home and asked what kind of a time he had. He
said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I
loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"

Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air
balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean. After 37
hours in the air, George says 'Harry, we better
lose some altitude so we can see where we are.'

Harry lets out some of the hot air in the
balloon, and the balloon descends to below the
cloud cover. George says, 'I still can't tell
where we are, lets ask that guy on the ground.'

So Harry yells down to the man, 'Hey, pardon me
but could you tell us where we are?'

The man on the ground yells back, 'You're in a
balloon 100 feet up in the air.' George turns to
Harry and says, 'that man is a lawyer.'

'How can you tell?', inquires Harry. George
answers, 'Because what he says is 100%
accurate, and totally useless.'

I read this on w website & decided to bring it here & seek people's opinion, as for me I think the French team was better.
Your opinion please.
Spain squad
They fought out a 1-1 draw back in October, and now France and Spain will lock horns once again, as first takes on second in Group I.

A swift glance at the history books, should you need to, tells you everything about this contest. Spain or France have won five of the last eight international tournaments they have qualified for; a booty of two World Cups and three European Championships in 14 years.

The build-up to the encounter has been dominated by talk over whether the current Spain side - the only in history to win three major international tournaments in succession - are superior to the legendary France outfit from the turn of the millennium, who followed up World Cup success on home soil in 1998 with European Championship glory two years later.

Fittingly, one of those great sides celebrated arguably their proudest victory in the Stade de France, the arena for Tuesday's clash.

Bukola,

I didn't get your email. You can send it again to pipertaller@yahoo.ca the email is yahoo canada hence the .ca you have to take note of that. Its not .com. You can copy the email here & send it to me.

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You can also drop you number & I'll call you.

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Hey Bukola,

How are you? Why haven't I heard from you after providing my email address. Has anyone received any information from Bukky or the program organizers, Please let me know.

Thanks,

Abbey

Bukola I just did that. But here is it again. Pipertaller@yahoo.ca: take note of the ca not .com. Thanks & hope to hear from you soon.
Abbey

My email is pipertaller@yahoo.ca

Hi Bukola,
I'm interested & I'll be glad if I could be furnished with more information on how to join.

I'm Abbey & based in lagos.

I could be reached on 08023301053.

Abbey

@Ivynwa: Amen

Saw this news, decided to share it & als pray that may it not be our portion. Amen!

Baby born after car crash which killed his expectant parent dies.


A baby boy who was delivered by doctors after his parents were killed in a hit-and-run car crash has died.

He had been delivered by a Caesaran section after his parents, Raizy Glauber and her husband Nachman, were killed when struck by a BMW in the Williamsburg neighbourhood of Brooklyn, New York.

Isaac Abraham, a spokesman for the family's Orthodox Jewish community, said the child died on Monday morning after doctors had battled for 24 hours to save him. He had been in a serious condition since birth.

A 1,000 strong congregation of ultra-Orthodox Jews attended the couple's funeral at the Congregation Yetev Lev D'Satmar synagogue just hours after the tragic crash.

Sara Glauber, Mr Glabour's cousin said: "If one had to go, the other had to go too because they really were one soul."

The parents were on the way to the hospital in a taxi after Mrs Glauber, who was seven months pregnant, fell ill.

Mrs Glauber was thrown from the car and landed under a parked tractor-trailer. Her husband was pinned in the car and emergency services had to cut off the roof to get him out.

Both were pronounced dead at hospital, where doctors performed a Caesarean section to deliver the baby.

The driver of the BMV and a passenger fled the scene and were being hunted by the police.

The driver of the taxi was treated for minor injuries.

The Glaubers were married about a year ago and had begun a life together in Williamsburg, where Raizy Glauber grew up in a prominent Orthodox Jewish rabbinical family.

Raised north of New York City in Monsey, New York, and part of a family that founded a line of clothing for Orthodox Jews, Nachman Glauber was studying at a rabbinical college nearby.

Brooklyn is home to the largest community of ultra-Orthodox Jews outside Israel, more than 250,000.

The community has strict rules governing clothing, social customs and interaction with the outside world.

Men wear dark clothing that includes a long coat and a wide-brimmed hat and often have long beards and ear locks while women wear conservative clothing and cover their heads with scarves.

Hundreds of the ultra-Orthodox community attended the funeral to pay their respects to the tragic couple.
Jewish law calls for burial of the dead as soon as possible.

Men dressed in black gathered around the coffins in the middle of the street, while women in bright headscarves stood on the pavement, in accordance with the Orthodox Jewish tradition of separating the sexes at religious services.


The sound of wailing filled the air as two coffins covered in black velvet with a silver trim were carried from a vehicle.

A succession of men and women delivered eulogies in Yiddish, breaking down into tears as they spoke into a microphone about the young couple.

Yitzchok Silberstein, Mrs Glauber's father, made an emotional tribute: "I will never forget you, my daughter!"

Afterwards, the cars carrying the bodies left and headed to Monsey, where another service was planned in Nachman Glauber's home town.

Sara Glauber, Mr Glauber's cousin said: "You don't meet anyone better than him. He was always doing favours for everyone."

She said he had a very close relationship with his mother.

She added: "I've never seen a mother-son relationship like this. He called her every day to make sure everything was OK.

"He was the sweetest, most charming human being, always with a smile on his face."

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A dog asked a cat why u always hide when u make
love.. The cat replied : 'do u want people to steal my
style like they stole yours?

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Touching hearts.


As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.

Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant.

It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers.

At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.

Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners... he is a joy to be around.."

His second grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle."

His third grade teacher wrote, "His mother's death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn't show much interest and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren't taken."

Teddy's fourth grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is withdrawn and doesn't show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class."

By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy's. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper That he got from a grocery bag Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume.. But she stifled the children's laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, "Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to." After the children left, she cried for at least an hour.

On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her "teacher's pets.."

A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling* her that she was still the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.

Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life.

Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honors. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had ever had in his whole life.

Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor's degree, he decided to go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and favorite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer.... The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.

The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom.

Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together.

They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson's ear, "Thank you Mrs. Thompson for* believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference."

Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back. She said, "Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn't know how to teach until I met you."

(For you that don't know, Teddy Stoddard is the Dr. at Iowa Methodist Hospital in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)

Warm someone's heart today. . . pass this along. I love this story so very much, I cry every time I read it. Just try to make a difference in someone's life today? tomorrow? Just "do it".

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Thanks & stay blessed.

bunmioguns: Happy birthday bro, wishing you all d best in life

Thanks bro & have a blessed & a prosperous new year ahead.

Its my birthday, please send me birthday wishes. Any birthday mate? Thanks yall in advance & enjoy ur day.

2moro is my bday, please wish me happy birtday & wouldn't mind hearing from my birthdate mate. I also wish you all merry xmas & prosperous new year in advance.

Thanks for the response, I wouldn't mind if u introduce me to those friends of urs & wouldn't mind being ur friend too. Reply & I'll drop my pin & number so we could get to know each other real well.
Thanks once again.

I'm Abbey, born on the 25th of December but haven't been lucky to meet a birthday mate before. Wouldn't mind if there's anyone born on the same date to contact me here. Thanks mate, would be very glad to hear from you.