Please my fellow Nairalanders I need your advice before making a decision.

I started dating a virgin lady last year and ever since then things have really been good between us. I'm based in Lagos while she was doing her N Y S C in Delta state.

The relationship was going fine and she was supposed to complete her N Y S C on 10th of February, but prior to the said date I noticed some changes in her behaviour. Like whenever I tried calling her irrespective the time of the day, her phone is always busy and whenever I ask whom she was talking to, she'll just tell me not to worry that it's just a fiend. It got so bad that I wasn't comfortable with it and start to suspect she was double dating. There was no way I could confirm that and she was beginning to change from her being caring to been careless about me. So I couldn't take it any longer, so I sent her a text that the best thing for us would be to pause the relationship and talk about it when she gets back to Lagos.

That was on Saturday, on Sunday she called to confirm what I said and I said yes that we could talk about it when she returns.

But to my surprise she came to Lagos on Wednesday and didn't even call me, I called her today only for her to tell me that she came back on Wednesday and the way she was talking she wasn't really interested in seeing me again, she was acting as if the Text message message I sent meant we should quit the relationship.


My question is, should I explain the reason why I sent her such text or I should just allow her to be as if seems to me that she's found someone else. I strongly believe that the best way for a man or woman to break his or her own heart is by forcing yourself on somebody. You don't make someone your priority when you are their option.

Do you think she is double dating?

Please be gentle with me.


Thanks and God bless.

Abbey

Has anyone seen the remix video of Mr. Endowed with his nephew Snoop Baba Aja? Dban’j is Olori patapata. He did Collaboration the way it should be done. Now I believe that who’s God has blessed no man or woman can curse.

Lesson for others: They should always do things right and gives Nigeria a good image out there rather than lying. P Square should stop changing line from American Musics, they should come up with something better, Tuface shouldn’t lift people beat and song and have a studio mix then call it Collabo. Other Act s should not take advange of International Act coming down for concert and say they have a Collabo.

Dban’j Ti lo. Dapo is long gone.

Hello All Nairalanders.

I'm Abiodun a Nigerian. I'm a Yoruba guy Based in Lagos.

I have a business Id ea but does not have the fund to finance it. If there is anybody whether home or abroad that is willing to start a business that has a minimum risk and lucrative, please get in-touch with as I promise this is in no way a scam. At least you are not bringing a dime until I tell you what I have and if you are willing to be part of it then we will proceed.

Interested Nigerian shoudl contact me on 08023301053.

Thanks

Abbey

Holote or whatever your name is? Please don't deal with that guy that posted this message, I left my ID on a public system and all I got was somebody posing to be ptaller, that is not my id and my name is BIodun. Please don't deal with him.

It could be a scam.

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In my own opinion, I would say the new NHS is complete rip off; as the American embassy has to right whatsoever to charge an extra 3,500 for an ordinary appointment, it's not even guaranteed that you would get the date, you will still have to check the website for an available date, and wait for 24 hours for your payment to be validated. Our Government should do something about this, the 16,375 non refundable visa is enough because your visa is not even guaranteed with the fee, so why add an extra 3,500 when it was the decision of the high commission to create job for it's people and get an extra office. I hope people understand where I was coming from.

@ tufe, u too mumu, my response was for clem, he be like say u no deh see well again, go back to 2006 to get jigi bola tinubu, coz Fashoila no do jigi na another level, Mumu.

clemcykul:

*corrects ptaller with anaconda*

@tude no mind clem, she too like anaconda; abi u need one, if yes contact me tru yim, would be glad to help.

A woman's dishwasher had stopped working, so she called a repairman.

He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, dont worry about my Rottweiler. He wont bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at her apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen. Like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with its incessant squawking and talking.

Finally the repairman couldn't stand the parrot's talking any longer and he told the bird to be quiet.

The parrot replied, "Get him, Brutus!"

The Principal instructs two senior boarding students to paint a new room in the hostel. "And don't get a drop of paint on your uniforms," she sternly admonishes.

The two girls, Lola and Ify decide that the only way they will keep their uniforms clean is to take them off, paint the room, then put them back on. So they strip, and begin painting.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" asked Lola

"Blind man," comes the reply.

The girls look at each other and shrug. "No harm letting him in," one says, and opens the door.

"Whoa, sister! Where do you want these blinds?"


The guy don see wetin Ituen and others deh die for free of charge

thanks for una advice, but seh una want make interpretter deh bulala my wife, this one weh una talk say make I get one, it would mean that the interpreter would understand her and would be able to make advances to her when necessary

@ daychris

You self see am, I tire how man wan enjoy hin life

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

What women want in a man at age 22:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:

1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Sorry, thanks Ayusman

tj_tj:

nd hes an **censored**

@ tj, abeg break down wetin u mean, Iknow u r kdk holder.

clemcykul:

*smacks ptallers pomo mouth and teaches him manners*

wtfuc<k


@ Clem

just tell me u tripping and I will see what I could do to help you. though I can never use my anaconda on u, the highest I could do is just allaow u see it and get wet, if u miss yarn again,then u would miss thelife time opportunity.

Thug Life:

uhm

Thug boy, whats the meaning of uhm, do u think the answer is wrong? if yes, i would be glad to be corrected.

the answer is knowledge, Una try small

clemcykul:

wtfuc<k!

Clem,I've always been seeing your replies and would say; it's not bad, but wetin come be wtfck,abi u jst learn that word? Don't be a bad girl, smallie

webdezzi:

My response, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I can say it because am just 2 shy, ok wait let me.,.,.,.,


_{*calls for tytylayor*}

Not what youi are thinking. Would say the answer later today, I want more people to try.

new Office rules


1. SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept
your doctor's statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you
are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

2. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this
practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may not need all
of whatever you have, and you should not consider having anything
removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed
certainly makes you less than we bargained for.

3. DEATH, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN: This is no excuse. If you can arrange
for funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can
let you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date.

4. DEATH, YOUR OWN: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would
like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach
someone else your job.

5. PERSONAL HYGIENE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the
washrooms. In the future, you will follow the practice of going in
alphabetical order, for instance, those with surnames beginning with
"A" will be allowed to go from 9:00-9:05, and so on. If you are unable
to go at your appointed time, it will be necessary to wait until the
next day when your time comes around again.

6. QUANTITY OF WORK: No matter how much you do, you'll never do
enough.

7. QUALITY OF WORK: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.

8. ADVICE FROM OWNER: Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

9. THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

10. WHEN THE BOSS IS WRONG, REFER TO RULE 9.

Oya Ituen, Tufe and other make una come test una skills.


What can you share and still have all for yourself?

@tufe

I no just get your time, reading your replies alone shows how imature you are, Like I said before; don't dare me or else!

@tufe

Don't even go there, I am not one of those that u could just start rubish with on here; u better keep mute, or else ur stinking ass would be spanked right infront of all the chicks in tha house, Inugo?

crazykid:

This joke section is becoming bored.

it's good that you know that it's getting bored and it would have been better if you think about a solution by starting a thread which would be crack ya neck. I know say people go appreciate that, Abeg people talk if I no talk well.

tufe:

na two of una know

whats your problem number? if u no see anybody mention ur name, why u no create one thread about urself and see wheather people go talk, abeg, I can't shout.,, I no get your time

Th

ituen:

Seen this before

But i've been looking for it and it rock. Thanks for reposting, Ptaller

an


You are welcome Ituen, I'm also happy that you didn't taking it personally that I use your name for the thread.

I hope this is funny. Read the whole Joke, 


1 Ituen, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Ituen never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. ituen is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Ituen can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Ituen be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 fired as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.