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Nairaland / General / Re: This Picture Should Speak To Those Who Want To Kill Breadwinners by pulsa(m): 6:54am On Apr 29, 2019
aaaaabbbbbccccc:
I don't know if this is coincidental. But this is my situation at the moment. I lost my mum who is also the bread winner few days ago. Her death was a shock. She was healthy and the next moment she's dead . cry
Ouch so sorry man
Celebrities / Re: Singer Teni Replies Follower Who Said She’s Too Fat by pulsa(m): 2:04pm On Apr 21, 2019
Auxtin85:
But that babe is no way attractive

I have taken it as a task to always report this “see below bet” whenever I do so it always disappear does it permanently goes off from the tread or others can still see it.
I could no longer see it at the time I wrote this post though, so that should count for something.
Family / Re: Tee Nsofor: Nigerian Intersex Lady Receives Support As She Comes Out by pulsa(m): 5:17pm On Apr 04, 2019
Jcole1985:
Okay
guy you wicked oh lol
Well I expect nothing less from someone who listens to jcole, the grand twister of words.
Politics / Re: Atheists, Too, Deserve Buhari's Cabinet Appointments by pulsa(m): 11:37am On Apr 04, 2019
jrusky:


Mr man how did you woke up this morning?

And may I ask you to define Atheist

You better go buy brain or borrow one if even fairly used one. Keep deceiving yourself with that meaningless no logical senses craps called Atheist.

Not only atheist you should have called it Athen or Athois. Better park one side.

Go Aso Rock go tell Buhari in here Buhari from Atheist kingdom I need appointment for the citizen of Atheist ok.

Firstly your written English sucks,
Secondly how is Athens(Greece) related to the atheist word.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Serious Bad Luck Just After Pre-marital Sex? by pulsa(m): 11:46am On Mar 18, 2019
franchasng:
Ladies are more spiritual than guys, and ladies pay attention to spiritual issues more than guys, that's why ladies are the first to discover any spiritual house or healing center before men, also ladies patronize spiritual people more than men.

Guys, have you people ever wondered why ladies crave to sleep with rich and successful guys Its not only because they want rich guys to give them money, most times, ladies don't ask rich and successful guys money, they do it mostly because they believe rich and successful guys are stars, carry luck, don't have illness and disease, even though they maybe totally wrong but deep down their hearts, knowingly or unknowingly, that's part of what make most women attracted to rich and successful men.

That is why even successful ladies, hardly agree to date or go down with broke guys. But guys will just sleep with anything in skirt so long as they are Hot. You will see a senator stooping so low to sleep with a very poor wretched girl without considering the consequences on his life and career, a lady of such status will hardly do same. same applies to male celebrities; they can sleep with even mad woman wearing sexy clothe but a female celebrity can only sleep with a male celeb or a rich guy at worst. Women get sense sha lol

Women are very naturally sensitive to little things that matters.

Guys need to learn. Life is spiritual, whether you believe it or not won't stop it from being spiritual and affecting your life.

If great men like Adolf Hitler believed in spiritual life, who the hell are you not to believe, huh

Great men like adolf hitler?, dude which weed did you smoke.
Crime / Re: Daughter Of Lagos 'Runs Girl' Found In An Uncompleted Building. PICS by pulsa(m): 9:43pm On Feb 19, 2019
sexygullet:
Yea it takes alot 2 be mother nd comes wit alot of sacrificer.God bless motherhood.
You really are empty headed aren't you.
Romance / Re: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by pulsa(m): 9:50am On Feb 01, 2019
Hidemyface:

Blockchain and cryptocurrency space with focus on international commodity trading. Can't drop site here cos that would reveal my identity but major announcements coming out soon.
Nice one, I am actually in the SaaS(Software as a Service) space.

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Romance / Re: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by pulsa(m): 9:07am On Feb 01, 2019
Hidemyface:

Yes I am.
Nice to meet you dude, what is ur startup by the way?
Romance / Re: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by pulsa(m): 9:05am On Feb 01, 2019
Hidemyface:

Yes, very true but you have to learn to balance your life socially. I won't say I regret the sacrifices tho. I just choose not to reply him above. Calling me a boi is insulting. My first startup is up 12 years now with about 5 staffs. I just had to let it go as a severance package to my cofounder to form another one. I've seen the ups and downs of doing business especially a tech based one. It takes a lot from you and that was why I never knew any woman until I crossed 30. My present startup is based on distributed team so I basically work from home now. I guess one of the downside of working from home is the temptation especially when you're not married or sex starved.
I sincerely feel you on this, I am currently on my second startup also, and its also necessary to try to balance things up, I also lagged on women issues during my first startup.

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Romance / Re: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by pulsa(m): 8:52am On Feb 01, 2019
Hidemyface:


Yeah but bulk of my time is putting up my own startup.

Are you by any chance involved in the software industry?

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Science/Technology / Re: Boy Kills Huge Cobra In Kogi After Invading His House. Photos by pulsa(m): 8:32pm On Jan 24, 2019
tfash96:
Formerly wolf indeed ALLAHU AKBAR
Look it up and stop being ignorant.
And if you are lazy to do such here you go https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-wolves-really-became-dogs-180970014
Science/Technology / Re: Boy Kills Huge Cobra In Kogi After Invading His House. Photos by pulsa(m): 8:31pm On Jan 24, 2019
FILEBE:


What part of science are you reading? Chickens was formerly what? Eagles? There is dog and their is wolf
Dude dogs evolved from wolf, look it up.
And if you are too lazy to do such here you go https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-wolves-really-became-dogs-180970014
Science/Technology / Re: Boy Kills Huge Cobra In Kogi After Invading His House. Photos by pulsa(m): 4:34pm On Jan 24, 2019
FILEBE:


That is how it starts. Soon we will be cohabiting with Lions and they will eat us all. Wild animals are wild. Domestic animals are domestic.
how did domestic come to be domestic, like with dogs now, do you know dogs were formerly wolf and that by cohabiting with them they became dogs.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Juliet Ibrahim Opens Up On Her Relationship Status by pulsa(m): 8:51am On Jan 23, 2019
K what is our business with Juliet's freaking relationship status
FTC.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape Case: Lawyer To Interview Ex-girlfriend Jasmine Lennard by pulsa(m): 2:43pm On Jan 16, 2019
Goldenventures:
It has become a crime to become a male celebrity these days. Hoes will not let you rest. They all want a piece of the cake.

Like 50 cent said "but a bitch can't get a dollar outta me" that our Motto. #MGTOW

Feel free to check my signature to compare and book the cheapest possible flights and hotels worldwide. It's TOTALLY FREE.
I am surprised finding a #MGTOW participant here on nairaland, pray tell why do you support men going there own way, what bad experience have you had.
Celebrities / Re: The CIA Started The #10YearChallenge For This Reason – Kemi Olunloyo by pulsa(m): 1:43pm On Jan 16, 2019
proxillin:


Oga..from an IT expert, the CIA need not start that shiiiiit. They have access to those pictures u refused to post social media. Shebi ur phone has data, and u have facebook, whatsapp, messengers on it..thats all jare, forget the rest.
The CIA might not need it but amoral corporations like Cambridge analytical do.
Celebrities / Re: The CIA Started The #10YearChallenge For This Reason – Kemi Olunloyo by pulsa(m): 1:41pm On Jan 16, 2019
omega2128:
I dislike conspiracy theories
I'm not a terrorist and can never be, so why worry myself about FBI looking for terrorists. if terrorist is dumb enough to upload his pictures for #10yearschallenge, that's prayers answered because one parasite is exposed.
if FBI needs my pics to run against their terrorists database, I have my pics in all these places- Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp even nairaland.com. mind you, millions of people have been to US, Canada, UK embassy etc, their fingerprints and pictures captured, and phones have people fingerprints and pictures captured in them and phones can easily be hacked
Its not really for terrorist but for the sake of data for artificial intelligence and stuff. look up Cambridge analytical brexit and trump election campaign to learn more on how these social media data can be used by amoral companies or third party individuals
Celebrities / Re: The CIA Started The #10YearChallenge For This Reason – Kemi Olunloyo by pulsa(m): 1:35pm On Jan 16, 2019
numen:
What she wrote was my first thought when I saw the challenge...(secret services trying to update their already detailed databases with what you look like before.)

Almost every thing about the internet is tracking you and building a digital profile of you whether you know it/like it or not.

You might be thinking *wetin concern me I no dey famous* but you'll not remember that your current state is just temporary.

Limit the data you give off online. Browse incognito. Use UBlock origin. Always clear cookies. Use a Hyper-visor OS or VM.

Just limit the info you give off.

Cheers.
Companies like Cambridge analytical stay hungry for data man.

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Romance / Re: I Hate Relating With People by pulsa(m): 7:53am On Jan 16, 2019
liveyourlife007:
yeah. You?
Yeah I do, must be why though, lagosians are crazy lol
Romance / Re: I Hate Relating With People by pulsa(m): 11:25am On Jan 12, 2019
liveyourlife007:
Me too.I do better on my own, I tried most times to make it work with people but the truth is most Nigerians are fools, esp. the poverty ridden ones. I had minor quarrel with one the other time and he picked up my mobile phone and smashed it. who does that? . I must confess staying solitary could be killing sometimes,but it's worth the peace.
Hey you stay in lagos.?
Romance / Re: I Hate Relating With People by pulsa(m): 9:07pm On Jan 11, 2019
Rextizzle:
I can relate more with foreigners than Nigerians, the people in this country are just too stupid.
I thought this was only me, although there are still some Nigerians I have met who make sense.

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Family / Re: My Son Lacks Concentration by pulsa(m): 11:58am On Jan 08, 2019
vosquare:


Asking for a friend


Hey he probably has ADHD(Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), it affects a lot of really smart people, so you guys should probably get him checked out for that.
Career / Re: Drama As Scared Nigerian Cadet Refuses To Jump During Military Training. Photos by pulsa(m): 9:29am On Jan 08, 2019
post=74555826:

Guerrilla (the word we used) is a word synonymous with military.
Good to know you have learnt something new today Pulsa! wink

I know what guerrilla means (guerrilla warfare and all), I just thought he said gorilla
Career / Re: Drama As Scared Nigerian Cadet Refuses To Jump During Military Training. Photos by pulsa(m): 8:34am On Jan 08, 2019
post=74554817:
Now, this is funny!! cheesy wink
grin



We heard one of his boss saying:
"Courage is not a seasonal thing, if you have it you have it, if you dont have it you dont!"
And another saying, so you are no more a guerrilla?! wink cheesy grin
Come and see drama before they successfully pushed this boy-girl down, and he was fully kitted up with strong rope o!
wink cheesy grin
He should have just been driving okada as an occupation jeje!
i thought he said gorilla
Romance / Re: Why Good Girls Remain Single - Nelson Asuen (Entitlement Mentality) by pulsa(m): 6:25pm On Jan 06, 2019
SassyVixen:
All this nye nye nyen about good girls not having knowledge and bad girls getting all the guys. See ehn there is no hard and fast rule about this relationship thing. I am going to be 34 in a few weeks and I have become a recluse mainly because I am extremely introverted. My social life is almost non existent and I pray to change this year. Sometimes its about positioning. There is no Tarzan or a prince on a horse that I expect to break down my door. I do not have to be a 'bad' girl to get a man, neither will I call myself a good girl because honestly I have been there and done that. And no,the day I meet someone interesting I refuse to pretend. What he sees is what he gets.


If I may ask what is 'good' and what is 'bad'? Both can be entirely subjective based on perceptions and experiences. Some good girls have been too heartbroken and they turn it up a notch. A man meeting them at that point automatically may assume she is 'bad'. My point is we should try not to put people in boxes all because of what we see from the outside.

Both good girls and bad girls get married every Saturday. In the end, it is all about our different destinies and paths in life. Not everyone will marry in their 20s and not everyone will marry in their 30s. Some will not marry at all. In the end stay true to you.

Do you stay on the island, asking because of your profile picture.
Celebrities / Re: Leave Gays Alone - Alexx Ekubo by pulsa(m): 9:49pm On Jan 01, 2019
Ogaga87:



Don't ever let the devil deceive you... The animals with lesser brain capacity has never done this since the history of this world.. You want to please the world by deceiving yourself.. I can tell you that if the entire world belongs to you, it won't be able to rescue you soul from the hand of God..
I besieged you today yo consider your soul and not your flesh.. I can die the next minute for which I'm not afraid of, same as you. However, the only thing I wish not have while dying is sin.. Gay is evil, don't patronise them.. Remain blessed
Animals also exhibit gay tendencies.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Lessons 2018 Taught You? by pulsa(m): 10:31am On Dec 29, 2018
spiritedtete:


So when you make your point... move on stop trying to convince(except for work related issues) its not worth the stress.
Oh i've figured this out long ago, i don't even waste my time arguing with Nigerians any more, I mostly argue on international forums where facts are revered.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Lessons 2018 Taught You? by pulsa(m): 8:30am On Dec 29, 2018
spiritedtete:
Universe is revolving fast....

Nobody need to be noticed... just focus on where you are going.

Get prepared for more tech to replace humans skills

Never impress anyone . But get the best out of what you do.

So many numb skull walking around... no need to exchange opinion. Rather learn from their bullshit.

Be very calculative... it works!

Everybody needs help.. try and give at least little assistance.

Don't argue with a Nigerian... they suck at it (always trying hard to give a salvage reply to score points on you).

Be on your toes and look ahead... there so many things to explore.

Science is right, The darker world exist, God is above all. Try to know him he works he answers and he defile science all the time.

That Nigerian Argument part is so on point, they always argue for the crowd and hence their savage reply to win and make the gathered crowd laugh at you.
Romance / Re: Dear Nigerian Ladies, If Your Boyfriend Does These, Dump Him - Busty Slay Queen by pulsa(m): 1:34pm On Dec 27, 2018
IstandWithGod:


You are more dumb for not seeing the humour in the writeup... By the way, it's a surprise that only the internet part caught your attention: porn addict sighted(using "important things" to cover up)
Dude I don't give a Bleep about porn but being a software developer your number 10 suggestion really is fucking dumb to me.

And by the way if that is really you on your profile picture then that says a lot about you; Local Girl.
Romance / Re: Dear Nigerian Ladies, If Your Boyfriend Does These, Dump Him - Busty Slay Queen by pulsa(m): 12:51pm On Dec 27, 2018
IstandWithGod:
You wanna know how to literally frustrate Nigerian youths? Then do this:

1. Ban watching of football(European and local leagues)
2. Ban every form of football betting (bet9ja & co.)
3. Ban listening to Davido, Olamide, Wizkid, Falz and other popular artiste's songs
4. Ban watching of porn and sex outside wedlock
5. Ban the use of makeup by females
6. Ban visit to nairaland, Linda Ikeji blog, Stella Dimorkorkus blog and allied gossip sites
7. Cancel all forms of political engagements by youths
8. Ban cultism and every form of thuggery
9. Ban seductive dressing by ladies and foolish dressing by gents
10. Cut off their access to the internet

Finally force all of them into Agriculture (back to farm)

You are pretty dumb, when the world is moving forward you are foolishly talking about banning the internet, the fact that you can not use the internet to do any thing reasonable but nairaland and facebook, does not mean others are not using it constructively, to either learn
important things they would not have been able to learn without the internet, or even start profitably online businesses and e.t.c

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Programming / Re: PHP Developers Needed by pulsa(m): 3:23pm On Dec 25, 2018
ogunjobiolaide:
I can handle magento, my WhatsApp is 08063718360
Can't see your number on whatsapp
Programming / Re: Php Job Vacancy by pulsa(m): 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2018
zerozz:

OK. I have replied
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