I loved this association while in school but the people in it then weren't friendly.


You know what I mean.

How do you guys get news from crazy websites?

Coolfm.ng

We want a declaration from the INEC chairman rather than this cock and bull story you're giving us.

Pangea:


You think US needs help in dealing with any kind of insurgency?

The reason for all the coalition is just to be politically correct, in order to allay the general perception that USA is a big bully.
So don't be deceived!

Be analysing your politics on your own.

No country wants to lose its own soldiers just like that. The pain will be shared.

They said some pastors prophesy won't work and you see how the whole thing is turning out.

These military officers will be very charged when they finished defeating boko haram in the coming weeks. The sense of victory will give them the impetus to disrupt the government and everyone will be subjected to interim government.

The president thinks he is the only one with a plan, what he doesn't know is, the military are still itching for the old days.

This politics is surely a dirty game.

They have used the house of God to play their games again.

You won't see them after now.

If Osibanjo loses this election, he'll be anotheR Bakare granting press conference on how he didn't sign one tissue paper.

All these moves because of election?

Sincerely, after this election we will find out how bad we have destroyed the unity of this country than making it.

I didn't see where they crested "rent" on their fore-heads.

Aregbe later won the tribunal when everyone thought omisore will win it.

Aregbe rigged osun state election and evidence was given back the fact. The judge must be high on cheap eko

Someone should give each Nigerians bomb to scatter these corrupt humans. They have sold their souls to the devil and they want to steal our souls too.

I keep saying it, these APC politicians have been in the game for long to allow a small boy like osinbajo dictate for them.

God will punish these people one by one, I swear down.

makzeze:
YOU SEE YOUR LIFE. WHO TOLD YOU THE REFINERY WAS BUILT BETWEEN 1983 TO 1985

That's what I'm saying, since the refineries were not built in his tenure, he shouldn't be given credit for it.

The whites should go and rest. They can warn the South southerners but they cannot warn the men stoning their president.

I never knew whites are also the pioneers of double standards.

We should stop deceiving ourselves. GMB didn't build any refinery, he was only incharge of the project. He did not touch any infrastructure in 1983-1985. So we should giving glory to who glory isn't meant for.

The interior design of the house is classic.

GEJ till 2019.

pxjosh:
.Reasons why you should stay in hostel: Better security, proximity to 'night class', water, ease of getting information from colleagues, [s]you can economize, esp using hotplate(hall3&4boys)[/s], etc etc. ive been in school's hostel for 4 years now and for the remaining 2 years i'm still going to stay there.

Uniben

What a thread

No one could've have thought the answer is HOTFL. It makes no sense. Except the person that set the question gave the answer himself.

ivyy:


Okay

Someone will write for you, soon

Love is a beautiful thing. It connects the subconscious of two adults who just live for each other. It brings down pride and promotes humility. It makes man more man and makes woman more woman. Love makes a man more responsible.

I wrote this piece for my woman, she loves nairaland and I think she'll see this.

Disclaimer: I am not crushing on any nairalander.

"I have searched the whole universe for a woman like you. I didn't see anyone with such features that can make an arch angel stare. Your sense of humour is so cool that I am engulfed by your presence and smile. The religious people will say its God's glory shining on you but I'll say its God showing me my half.

Is it the physique, Holy Heavens! You stand out. I can't even compare you to any human seen. You have your own place in the hierarchy of beauty. Your curves can cut a crocodile's skin. Woosh! I can't stop staring, please don't be mad at me.

I can never forget your strength of reasoning. Your sincerity when it comes to helping people. Your outward approach to life and its rigor. Your "don't worry, we will succeed" approach to life. Your "make hay while the sun shine" way of making decisions. I derive joy from the way you beat those guys in quizzes and exams. I'll always say to myself, "that chic can kick ass".

My Dimple Bee, I have a proposal for you:
Let's take this world by surprise.
Let's teach people what love is.
Let's teach people the healthy way of loving.
Let's walk on the street without destination and laugh at our non-directional movement.
Let's pluck fruits from trees, let's share apples, bananas, oranges and pineapple.
Let's steal kisses when no one is watching.
Let's scribble words of love for each other.
Let's cry on each other's shoulder.
Let's work together to make a happier next generation.
I want to wear wigs like a lady and made up like a woman. I also want you wear moustache and beards to look like a man. Let's see how we will look if we exchange places. One thing is sure, if you were a man and I, a woman, we will still love each other.

I'm not good with drawings, but my imaginations can make me draw how our future will be. A sweet start, little bumps on the way, a strong feeling and foundation keep us moving with no end. You gave me the most beautiful rug-rats, lol.

The first will have your eyes. The beginning of her name will be the last letter of your name. This is to show that, your name, presence and beauty will be a continuity.
The second will have your smile. Oh lord! How will the birth day be. I'll so stare at him with so much passion like the first day I saw you. My baby's smile will always remind me of you even when you travel to ends of the earth.
I know I'm dreaming, dreaming is good. But one thing I've done that's making me happy now is that I've kick-started the reality and my dreams are gradually coming to reality.

You'll always be, my dimple bee!"

Odd man!

Ok

Haters be like:-

Krasid:
Atletico is C.R.A.P.If na madrid, their blood go dey hot.Idiots.

Mynd44:
You enemies are after you again na.

All my enemies died before the end of 2014

The ones that wanted to live still died around 12:01 of 2015

hahn:
Maybe she wants to end the relationship. I don't see why she has never given you the phone to talk to the person. Women can be funny atimes

Hmmmm...

I just don't know

ULSHERLAN:
And youve never thought your gf could be the one the behind the mystery calls

That's why I said maybe she planned the whole thing with another girl just to end the relationship.

If that's the case, no biggie.

Thavik:
I think you should check if your girlfriend is being honest about the so called mystery caller

That's one thing I'm really trying to check. This caller called thrice, I was there when she called.

I don't want to sense mischief somewhere, that's why I'm careful about it.

My present challenge is giving me a cause for concern.

My girlfriend has been receiving some phony calls from a particular girl, warning her to stay off me. Whenever she gets the call, she'll be screaming that I've been cheating on her. To be sincere, I've not for once cheated on my girlfriend.

This problem start while I was in NYSC camp and my girlfriend called me that I'm cheating on her in camp, that a lady called her and told her that I'm dating her and I've even called my parents to alert them of the development. The funniest part is that, though I had some chit-chats with some girls while in camp (which should be normal anyway), I never had any intimate relationship with any girl.
I am still surprised that a girl will snoop into my phone, get my girlfriend's number and start threatening her to leave me. I don't give ladies my phone and I didn't tell any girl that my girlfriend's name is ........

This present situation has made me think of so many things, which could be:

1. One of her toasters gave her number to another girl to threaten her to leave me.
2. One of her friends is trying to spoil the relationship.
3. One way or the other, I would've made a mistake to mention my girlfriend's name to a girl while in camp and somehow she got my phone, took my girlfriend's number and started threatening my girlfriend.
4. She's making it up.
5. I don't know what's happening.

Something also came up today. The mystery caller called thrice. My girlfriend was telling the mystery caller to call me and tell me to tell her (my girlfriend) to break-up with her. During the conversation with the mystery caller, I told my girlfriend to give me the phone to talk to the mystery crush. But to my surprise, my girlfriend refused to give me the phone. I was angry, I thought it whole thing about this mystery caller will end when I talk to her. At least to clear all forms of suspicion.

I've been trying to convince her that there's nothing going on between me and any other lady. All attempts have fell into deaf ears.

I confused, kinda

Tashamania:


Hi,

Let me get you correctly, are you having this "boil" on both your penile organ and testicles?

I have it on my penile organ. About my testicles, I am not saying the scrotal sac but the testicles inside the scrotal sac. I can feel it whenever I touch the left testicle.

Mods, please move this to front page. We need more people to know this and appropriate actions taken. This is really bad.

This information need to reach the people in power. The crime rate in Ebute Metta is about to cause the same instability as seen in the north-eastern part of the country. If measures are not taken this minute, we will not be able to handle this in the coming years.

Youths are dying on a daily basis, people are being killed in our streets. Guns and machetes are freely used zap the lives of the people in this area. We can't move freely in this area without being harassed by these men. We're afraid, we need help. Machetes are used to scatter the bones of our youths. Parents are threatened. We need the help of the Lagos State government to quell this crisis.

The funniest part about the whole is that, the police isn't doing anything to stop these killings. They've kept mum. Over 20 people have been killed in the past 1month. We need security forces to help us and quell these killings. This is the season when many people will be at home, even the ones that are not based in Lagos. We don't want blood in our street during this season. Please we need your help.

Two people were killed this morning. This boys were too young to die. Just 1pm today, they came back again to machete another boy. The whole area has gone agog. We don't know the next person they'll attack. We want the peace that this community is know for to come back. We need the help of the governor to send security forces to help this community. Lagos Mainland local government is now a place of terror and bloodshed. This is not boko haram, these people are young and blood tasty.


We need the Lagos State Government Now!

We call these people captain Africa, they're out to save africa.

God bless their efforts!

Nigeria, the strength of africa

Marc9:


It seems like an infection. You may need to have it examined by a doctor in person.

What are the possible causes of the infection.