johnydon22:


That is like proving with the scripture that snakes can talk. It doesn't catch on.

And pointing at a scripture isn't really proof - it's in fact the claim itself and proof of a claim is by pointing at the reality of it outside the confines of the claims carrier.

Anyone is welcome to try though

But do you think theist agree with science that star is bigger than earth?

RIP to the legend

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That's an achievement anyways coz when ever you feel depressed all you av to do is to reminisce on those moments you're fvckin and then your depression will vanish

Since religion doesn't subscribe to some scientific facts this argument is dead on arrival because theist will prove to you with scripture that stars are as tiny as sand

beardlessdude:
yoruba man and very neat in the same paragraph.
so hilarious

What is so hilarious here is that tribalism is getting you insane gradually.



So this popular meme on NL back in 2016 shows a daughter asking her mom if there is still a good man on earth and the mom had to assure her that there is still but only afonja men from brown roof republic of Nigeria, so OP happens to be the daughter

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Are proposal of houses on a plan, already existing on the ground before they are physically built?

Dafork are u talking

is Jesus house


Nigga u shud goan sleep, l think u ve consume enough weeed already

MuttleyLaff:
The plan to come and die on earth had been formulated even before creation and foundation of the earth

Jesus started to exist subsequently after the moment the Holy Spirit came upon Mary and the power of the Most High overshadowed her

WTF is this guy saying

No, technically and biologically Jesus wasnt in Heaven at the beginning of creation.

Nigga are you confusing yourself or are you trying to be illogical

if Jesus doesn't exist back then, how tha fvck was the plan to sacrifice him formulate

Bro can you hook me up?
How do I get you

Was that supposed to be a movie scene

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You mean "world malnourish dog"

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hahn:


And I can conclude by your inability to compose a simple sentence as proof that you are not capable of thinking properly and you are only bitter at your own poverty and apparent stupidity

Read your last reply and ask yourself who is bitter here

The fact that you can take ordinary comment so personal shows how frustrated and bitter you're in you're in real life

You must have been going through some kind of depression

hahn:


Oh here we go again



It is not compulsory but if one can afford it then why not?



So? If your sister cannot afford it should other people who can chose not to?

i will be force by your attitude to say this is what people like you deserves

hahn:


You obviously have not heard of the word "luxury" and obviously you do not manage a home of your own so you cannot understand why a woman whose husband is not usually at home would need the assistance of someone, since she can afford it, to help with taking care of the home.

If anyone chooses to pay someone else to do a job they should be doing then that is their own choice.

And if you don't have any proof of maltreatment you should keep quiet and stop embarrassing yourself

You just be dropping trash like you invented it

Is it compulsory to have a maid? What is the duty of women since her husband has gone to work

I currently stays with my sister and her three kids who's SD barely visit her in a long time

hahn:

This comment is so unintelligent on so many levels

But it conveys truth

Serves him right, when she's maltreating her she never thought of this back then

Rubbish! Lagos is far more developed and well socialize than this bush
OP is not making any sense

Exchange death with jail term
Sounds fare though

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My move is almost getting suicidal right now o

The way Nigeria economy is going ehn almost everybody is tired of our leaders, you can imagine buhari going to London and saying shiits about Nigerian youths, that we are lazy, just to justify his incompetency.

That makes me to believe that karma is the only thing that change cannot change when it comes back on him, it is karma when a whole president of the united States says buhari is "LIFELESS". We all mock him here on nairaland concerning the remark, not knowing that he still have a dubious plan for Nigeria by planning to rule us again.

Aswear this man is really a wicked man, how many of you can remember back then when he drive Nigeria into recession, he said something back then that I want you to remember, he said if things continue this way he may resign, and now he already had more than 2m votes in primary election just in one state alone, WTF? how many people are in Taraba?

Abeg lemme just forget this man issue, he's really frustrating people like me.

One thing that annoys me about the osun state election is that davido tried his best for his uncle, and adeleke himself tried all his possible best only to inconclusively loss his supposed position to an unpopular APC miscreant. But am not surprised about that, what surprises more is governor ambode who looks aggressive when his name is not included among the Lagos state APC candidates but only for him to congratulate the same man he had earlier out of the anger brings out his flaws by drilling out his horrible past and further asserts that he's not competent for the job.
Isn't that surprising? Am less concern about that anyways

What is so critical to me right now is that am almost getting tired of this life entirely considering the way things are going, you can imagine this same money everybody is running upandan to get hold of, even if it's a little that can sustain there daily basic needs.
Some people have it, even more than enough to the extent that one ingrate mistakingly sends a huge 600k to another mumu that look like a good Samaritan to himself.
Just imagine, this ingrate was even fighting him for returning the money, when a nigga like me would've goan withdrawn the money immediately the alert came in.

As in ehn the thing just tire me, I don hustle sotey ano geh money

And it's frustrating me when I look at the nature and movement of money, some people have it and they don't even know what to do with it anymore while most of us don't even have shishi.

The other day I was going on an errand for my sister, she ask me to goan collect the feeding upkeep for the two kids and herself from her sugar daddy.
So after he gave me the 50k in an envelope. you know that feeling in your heart when a rich man put's his hand on his pocket while you're standing in front of him He just drew out the money and gave it to me without even counting it and said i should use it for t-fare, as in ehn the joy I felt when the money resorted to be 8.5k ehn is out of this world.

In the mids of my happiness I was thinking that the 8500 am happy about getting is a piece of shiit to this man, this man just gave out 58,500 naira in a matter of seconds and he doesn't feel any remorse about it at all.


ho my heavenly Father when will I be rich like this man When will my hustle pay Am just fvckin broke right now...

Niggas like me has only one way of becoming rich over night and that's bet9ja, one day I take a look at myself and I reason that all the money I've been wasting on betting, if I was using it to feed myself I wouldn't look so malnourish to the extent that my cousin was asking me if I was sick before.

If you're reading my post and think am a frustrated broke nigga you're right, in fact you're very much right, am frustrated more than you can imagine coz am fvckin broke......

The way Nigeria economy is going ehn almost everybody is tired of our leaders, you can imagine buhari going to London and saying shiits about Nigerian youths, that we are lazy, just to justify his incompetency.

That makes me to believe that karma is the only thing that change cannot change when it comes back on him, it is karma when a whole president of the united States says buhari is "LIFELESS". We all mock him here on nairaland concerning the remark, not knowing that he still have a dubious plan for Nigeria by planning to rule us again.

Aswear this man is really a wicked man, how many of you can remember back then when he drive Nigeria into recession, he said something back then that I want you to remember, he said if things continue this way he may resign, and now he already had more than 2m votes in primary election just in one state alone, WTF? how many people are in Taraba?

Abeg lemme just forget this man issue, he's really frustrating people like me.

One thing that annoys me about the osun state election is that davido tried his best for his uncle, and adeleke himself tried all his possible best only to inconclusively loss his supposed position to an unpopular APC miscreant. But am not surprised about that, what surprises more is governor ambode who looks aggressive when his name is not included among the Lagos state APC candidates but only for him to congratulate the same man he had earlier out of the anger brings out his flaws by drilling out his horrible past and further asserts that he's not competent for the job.
Isn't that surprising? Am less concern about that anyways

What is so critical to me right now is that am almost getting tired of this life entirely considering the way things are going, you can imagine this same money everybody is running upandan to get hold of, even if it's a little that can sustain there daily basic needs.
Some people have it, even more than enough to the extent that one ingrate mistakingly sends a huge 600k to another mumu that look like a good Samaritan to himself.
Just imagine, this ingrate was even fighting him for returning the money, when a nigga like me would've goan withdrawn the money immediately the alert came in.

As in ehn the thing just tire me, I don hustle sotey ano geh money

And it's frustrating me when I look at the nature and movement of money, some people have it and they don't even know what to do with it anymore while most of us don't even have shishi.

The other day I was going on an errand for my sister, she ask me to goan collect the feeding upkeep for the two kids and herself from her sugar daddy.
So after he gave me the 50k in an envelope. you know that feeling in your heart when a rich man put's his hand on his pocket while you're standing in front of him He just drew out the money and gave it to me without even counting it and said i should use it for t-fare, as in ehn the joy I felt when the money resorted to be 8.5k ehn is out of this world.

In the mids of my happiness I was thinking that the 8500 am happy about getting is a piece of shiit to this man, this man just gave out 58,500 naira in a matter of seconds and he doesn't feel any remorse about it at all.


ho my heavenly Father when will I be rich like this man When will my hustle pay Am just fvckin broke right now...

Niggas like me has only one way of becoming rich over night and that's bet9ja, one day I take a look at myself and I reason that all the money I've been wasting on betting, if I was using it to feed myself I wouldn't look so malnourish to the extent that my cousin was asking me if I was sick before.

If you're reading my post and think am a frustrated broke nigga you're right, in fact you're very much right, am frustrated more than you can imagine coz am fvckin broke......


TO BE CONTINUE.......................

The way Nigeria economy is going ehn almost everybody is tired of our leaders, you can imagine buhari going to London and saying shiits about Nigerian youths, that we are lazy, just to justify his incompetency.

That makes me to believe that karma is the only thing that change cannot change when it comes back on him, it is karma when a whole president of the united States says buhari is "LIFELESS". We all mock him here on nairaland concerning the remark, not knowing that he still have a dubious plan for Nigeria by planning to rule us again.

Aswear this man is really a wicked man, how many of you can remember back then when he drive Nigeria into recession, he said something back then that I want you to remember, he said if things continue this way he may resign, and now he already had more than 2m votes in primary election just in one state alone, WTF? how many people are in Taraba?

Abeg lemme just forget this man issue, he's really frustrating people like me.

One thing that annoys me about the osun state election is that davido tried his best for his uncle, and adeleke himself tried all his possible best only to inconclusively loss his supposed position to an unpopular APC miscreant. But am not surprised about that, what surprises more is governor ambode who looks aggressive when his name is not included among the Lagos state APC candidates but only for him to congratulate the same man he had earlier out of the anger brings out his flaws by drilling out his horrible past and further asserts that he's not competent for the job.
Isn't that surprising? Am less concern about that anyways

What is so critical to me right now is that am almost getting tired of this life entirely considering the way things are going, you can imagine this same money everybody is running upandan to get hold of, even if it's a little that can sustain there daily basic needs.
Some people have it, even more than enough to the extent that one ingrate mistakingly sends a huge 600k to another mumu that look like a good Samaritan to himself.
Just imagine, this ingrate was even fighting him for returning the money, when a nigga like me would've goan withdrawn the money immediately the alert came in.

As in ehn the thing just tire me, I don hustle sotey ano geh money

And it's frustrating me when I look at the nature and movement of money, some people have it and they don't even know what to do with it anymore while most of us don't even have shishi.

The other day I was going on an errand for my sister, she ask me to goan collect the feeding upkeep for the two kids and herself from her sugar daddy.
So after he gave me the 50k in an envelope. you know that feeling in your heart when a rich man put's his hand on his pocket while you're standing in front of him He just drew out the money and gave it to me without even counting it and said i should use it for t-fare, as in ehn the joy I felt when the money resorted to be 8.5k ehn is out of this world.

In the mids of my happiness I was thinking that the 8500 am happy about getting is a piece of shiit to this man, this man just gave out 58,500 naira in a matter of seconds and he doesn't feel any remorse about it at all.


ho my heavenly Father when will I be rich like this man When will my hustle pay Am just fvckin broke right now...

Niggas like me has only one way of becoming rich over night and that's bet9ja, one day I take a look at myself and I reason that all the money I've been wasting on betting, if I was using it to feed myself I wouldn't look so malnourish to the extent that my cousin was asking me if I was sick before.

If you're reading my post and think am a frustrated broke nigga you're right, in fact you're very much right, am frustrated more than you can imagine coz am fvckin broke......


TO BE CONTINUE.......................

The way Nigeria economy is going ehn almost everybody is tired of our leaders, you can imagine buhari going to London and saying shiits about Nigerian youths, that we are lazy, just to justify his incompetency.

That makes me to believe that karma is the only thing that change cannot change when it comes back on him, it is karma when a whole president of the united States says buhari is "LIFELESS". We all mock him here on nairaland concerning the remark, not knowing that he still have a dubious plan for Nigeria by planning to rule us again.

Aswear this man is really a wicked man, how many of you can remember back then when he drive Nigeria into recession, he said something back then that I want you to remember, he said if things continue this way he may resign, and now he already had more than 2m votes in primary election just in one state alone, WTF? how many people are in Taraba?

Abeg lemme just forget this man issue, he's really frustrating people like me.

One thing that annoys me about the osun state election is that davido tried his best for his uncle, and adeleke himself tried all his possible best only to inconclusively loss his supposed position to an unpopular APC miscreant. But am not surprised about that, what surprises more is governor ambode who looks aggressive when his name is not included among the Lagos state APC candidates but only for him to congratulate the same man he had earlier out of the anger brings out his flaws by drilling out his horrible past and further asserts that he's not competent for the job.
Isn't that surprising? Am less concern about that anyways

What is so critical to me right now is that am almost getting tired of this life entirely considering the way things are going, you can imagine this same money everybody is running upandan to get hold of, even if it's a little that can sustain there daily basic needs.
Some people have it, even more than enough to the extent that one ingrate mistakingly sends a huge 600k to another mumu that look like a good Samaritan to himself.
Just imagine, this ingrate was even fighting him for returning the money, when a nigga like me would've goan withdrawn the money immediately the alert came in.

As in ehn the thing just tire me, I don hustle sotey ano geh money

And it's frustrating me when I look at the nature and movement of money, some people have it and they don't even know what to do with it anymore while most of us don't even have shishi.

The other day I was going on an errand for my sister, she ask me to goan collect the feeding upkeep for the two kids and herself from her sugar daddy.
So after he gave me the 50k in an envelope. you know that feeling in your heart when a rich man put's his hand on his pocket while you're standing in front of him He just drew out the money and gave it to me without even counting it and said i should use it for t-fare, as in ehn the joy I felt when the money resorted to be 8.5k ehn is out of this world.

In the mids of my happiness I was thinking that the 8500 am happy about getting is a piece of shiit to this man, this man just gave out 58,500 naira in a matter of seconds and he doesn't feel any remorse about it at all.


ho my heavenly Father when will I be rich like this man When will my hustle pay Am just fvckin broke right now...

Niggas like me has only one way of becoming rich over night and that's bet9ja, one day I take a look at myself and I reason that all the money I've been wasting on betting, if I was using it to feed myself I wouldn't look so malnourish to the extent that my cousin was asking me if I was sick before.

If you're reading my post and think am a frustrated broke nigga you're right, in fact you're very much right, am frustrated more than you can imagine coz am fvckin broke......


TO BE CONTINUE.......................

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This geh is only deceiving herself

Been a 16 for almost a decade now

That is how she will be 16 till all her hair turn gray abi na white I go call am

Na pezin way geh Moni dey boro na

I can't even say I av eva boro som1 Moni b4 in my whole life

The day I gave my friend 18k to hep me and save in my akant he spent the money and told he has borrowed it. I was very mad and fierce coz I no hr can't repay me back in time or never so I was keeping malice with him (he's my childhood friend and best friend) he was asking people to Kom and beg me but what I keep saying is that I only need my money. to cut it short he later gave me a watch he bought 32k. am still using the watch till now since 2015

johnydon22:
Good take. I'll write my reply later

Alright! Was actually discussing this with a group of friends most of them said they had sacrifice one person to save five but someone was able to reason deep and came up with reasonable delight that conform with what I posted

That's guy looks hungry, but shey shisha na fud?

The guy; gimme small may I chop na

16; wetin dey do you u neva chop 2day