@ ggood pls which area is that I'm planning on relocating and steady light sounds good

pode:
I don't think this information is correct no man will risk the health of nation just to get power and riches

Lemme assume you're just being naive on purpose here

light099:


How is he now a celebrity? any fool will just go SM and start releasing foolish videos on IG/twitter and small time, masses of visionless dumb Nigerian youths would have already started following on SM and the fool now instantly becomes a celebrity.

Why is everything so wrong with this country? No sense whatsoever, however little.

Lol this guy just carry ball run comot 18. We are shouting that the Reverend Father is on fire and you're busy asking about his white 'bear bear'

Finally.. an easy non-messy way of checking out has presented itself. Suicidal peeps don't need to drink Sniper again.

Just explore crowdy places and lock yourself up in a room and slowly pass away. It'll be silent and perfect (with a little wheezing and coughing of course)

hmm. it's Benz or nothing or flight o. me ayam tired RIP

Innobee99:
Try taking another babe to make u forget her totally. Do that and thank me later.

Some ladies don't worth our stress

I suggest the same. Giving one girl all the attention can be suffocating for her at times

@lalasticlala @seun

it's funny how this platform has been the same since Adam and the owner doesn't want to modify it in anyway.

I think it's just a case of leaving what works the way it is... at least till it stops working. Nice move thou

okay. who else is busy thinking about how it'll be if the two of them does "it"

This is one reasons gang affiliation pays off in skl. You don't need to bother your head with such bs as this. #saynoTocultism thou

Oshigun:


What "doomsday"? A virus killing mainly the elderly and those with underlying health conditions that compromises their immunity considerably? Some of you just love bad news and hopelessness.

As they say "misery loves company". Goodluck to you.

what has pointing out that a test could yield a false negative have to do with loving misery? use your sense o. na Naija we de. The medical system isnt exactly topnotch

Martinez39s:
Why are today's men so spineless and incredibly stupid? Even a man with Down Syndrome would know why your wife sends your maid away during her travels. To future buttress my point that you are spineless, consider that you are the one paying the housemaid's salary (which means you are the one who is supreme in determining if she goes to her family's place or not, not your wife), and your wife doesn't leave any alternative to your house maid when travelling. Nothing stops you, as the man of the house, from standing your ground and giving your wife the following options:
(1) She accepts the housemaid stays while she travels,
(2) She provides another alternative to the housemaid to help you out while she (your wife) is away, or
(3) She pays you to compensate for the absence of a housemaid during her travel.

How can your wife have the final authority on the housemaid you are paying for in your own house? What nonsense! What a spineless man! To make it worse, your wife provided no alternative leaving you to stress yourself and hopelessly grumble while she is away. How selfish of her? Instead of you to do something about it, you are complaining and grumbling like a weak child. Where is your spine?

Gerarahia mehn

From your reply I can point out 3 things:

1. you're single asf
2. you're unmarried
3. you wouldn't know how to keep a woman even if you tried

what if the results were a false negative? and she actually died from Coro?

What if no test was actually carried out

Welcome to doomsday people

so sorry for your ordeal.. Na normal levels for Lagos here.

I've not lived in Lag for up to 1 year but have been stopped and harrased by the cops like 4 times now.

Gave up a certain amt of cash after the first search but nowadays, i go change am for you even before you show me id card finish.

I'll first tell you that this is not original police ID card and that it looks fabricated. This totally knocks them off guard I've noticed.

"my friend, no be so police ID card be. You sure say you be police true true abi shey you wan de impersonate police for Lagos again" I go para you say u be fake police guy.

Most times, when it gets to this stage, one or two backup cops usually joins the scene. Plus a few passers-by and alayes.

And if you ask me what I have in my bag and request for a search. I'll first ask you to identify yourself and provide a stop & search warrant before asking me questions.

At this point, they'll almost always ask me to walk over to their patrol bus (which is usually an unmarked [no plate number] vehicle) and settle with their Oga... this is another major lamba they play to unsuspecting victims to lure them into an enclosed location... and I will reply with a BIG CAPITAL LETTER NO.

Go where? Which car? Which nonsense settle??


...Now, trust me things may get a bit physical now so be prepared.

The cops will definitely want to intimidate me and will most likely do that by laying hands on me. it could be a push, shove, a slap to the back of the head, or jacking my trousers.

And Na that time I go fully CHANGE AM FOR THEM.

If they forceful snatch my baggage and ask for a search, I go de shout on top my voice say make everybody come see o.

Them wan search my bag make una help me de watch because my bag de clean before dem go drop 'Igbo' or drugs inside am. And that is when the main crowd go come gather come witness movie.


By now, I go done dey scream "Na Kidnappers o! Dem wan Kidnap me!"

Me? Enter which bus? For Lagos?? Shey you be ritualist abi Kidnapper ni.

U go see person for road say make him enter car wey I know sabi. Me I go come follow you? Make u kidnap me.

Abi u dey whine me?

The aim is to never let them get you into their car because it'll be either you bail out yourself (for nothing) or they'll waste your time.

Na before I de form civilised man for police. e get one wey stop me two times under 15 mins. As he approached me he said "guy, you remember me?" Na punch I give am for chest call am kidnapper again before I japa cross express

in a Crazy country. you gotta act Loco mehn..

When traveling, I uninstall all SM apps. I dey block my Bank notifications both on SMS and mail (because an an alert might come in during a phone search and they'll most likely want to extort you if you have huge figures in it)


All these shit happens because most times we are scared of creating a scene. In Lagos, we live for crazy moments

***modified: the only time this is not applicable is when you jam express patrol mobile police esp along that Benin-Edo Exp way. Those ones are rather unstable. Beware.

Edopesin:


I heard from Abaranje in ikotun my guy, a pipeline has exploded in this area and it is no where near the one I heard this morning

check implosion vs explosion. big difference. Now, imagine an oil pipeline implosion. We don't stay in AbuleAdo but ceilings and windows were all shattered from the shock wave. it was mad trust me

Africa esp Nigeria needs to declare any religious affiliation illegal for real thou

Bigval5:
Over to you Meme lords.

RIP Kobe

dukeprince50:
This is a result of global warming. Our atmosphere don spoil finish.
Earth will soon turn to the planet Mercury.
Extremely hurt during the day and extremely cold at night

em... global warming is a scam. do your research bruh

abbiboy:

Whr in ikorodu-ketu not even barrow is there,aside aboki barrows moving food left-right centre.

abbiboy:


With all this traffic in lagos...continue deceiving ursef.

maybe e never reach your side but from my side he's working and true to his campaign promises of which one of them is - large scale road constructions.

Ikorodu-Ketu, Oshodi-Apapa, Iyano Oba- Okoko, is ongoing. I don't know about your side

BlueRayDick:
I don't get it. Why does a governor need to first organize a ceremony over a road yet to be constructed?

Is it not sensible that the roads should be constructed and then the ceremony comes afterwards?

I just don't understand this flag-off nonsense. Fix the damn road and come back to cut the nonsense ribbon if u must cut one.

you really don't get it do you? they are celebrating the millions of free nairas that will be pocketed just from this contract alone

But then no one can deny Sanwo Olu is working extremely voraciously on roads in Lagos

VillagePipu:


With this your jaundiced grammar, you can't enter Heaven or Hell. Na that 6 feet you go dey, make your English no go off fire for Hell.

Mr superstitious-grammatical-correct-i-wanna-go-to-heaven-when-i-die man, if you like tell a chemical joke, you still won't get a reaction with your weak-ass punchline

VillagePipu:
End his life and go to Heaven.

When he reaches Heaven and discovers suicide is a sin, what would he now do?

plot twist... he died and went 6 ft down because he is fvckin dead, ma nigggga.

real niggarrs enjoy life on earth with zero expectation about grooving in hell or heaven.

because real niggarrs know that shit is a myth

hammerD:


BAYELSA IS NOT EDO STATE.

SOONER OR LATER U WILL LEARN.

IT IS NOT A CASE OF WINNING BAYELSA, AFTERALL PDP WON OYO AND EVEN OSUN BUT RIGGED OUT OF OSUN, IT IS ABOUT THE GAME.

IS ORJI KALU NOT IN APC?

IS AKPABIO NOT IN APC?

DID PDP NOT WIN NORTHERN STATES AND EVEN KANO, BUT RIGGED OUT OF KANO AGAIN?
ETC!

GO AND CURE YOURSELF OF YOUR 'IGBO IN THE BRAIN DISORDER' BEFORE U ENTER MARKET.

Just curious you sound like a guy I know from Edo. Of a royal bloodline. Wildly read fellow based overseas. The only doubt I have is he doesn't often put down the black race this much.

does the description fit you?

well, so sorry to hear that man... I pray you see this because the comment section is, flooded already..

bro... same thing happened to me. Not DSS this time but Interpol.

Na normal chancing.
They showed up in a Highlander and Hilux all geared up like they're being deployed to Iraqi.


Don't mind them because its an illegal arrest (probably) but they usually come prepared. And put up a darn good show.

They'll prolly show you an arrest warrant (it's easy to get)


Lay trumped up charges against you and intimidate you.


Try and get lots of info from you and try to rope in one or two loose ends.. if you mention other peeps while running your mouth during their intimidation, they'll have you finance that movement and also rope those people along too.

All from what you say to them... as against prosecuting you.


The aim is to fleece your friend, braa

You'll have to drop at least ₦1m to get bail...


And if you don't play along, they'll get a court order right there in their office (because they have lawyers on ground) and freeze your acct.


Funny thing is, they won't even charge you with any reasonable offense.

AND SOCIAL MEDIA WON'T HELP YOU!


I went on Twitter, tagged both EFCC, INTERPOL CYBER, INTERPOL, NPF yet nothing go happen bros.


it's sad.


HERE'S A SOLUTION:

If you've not made contact with the guy at all then chances are he's not with the DSS.

Because they usually let their preys contact a relative.


Get a lawyer and move the case to court ASAP. except your friend isn't so clean.


In court, the lawyers usually push for a bail while investigation is ongoing.


And if truly there's no case to answer then you guys can start out of court resolution.


Or...


You just settle once and for all (but you can never tell how it plays out because you're coming from a weak angle when you propose to settle)


how I think it works: someone tips them off esp. bankers who monitor your account for a while. and if you have anything close to 5m and above then you're the perfect prey.


Because at all at all, something go comot.


They'll probably print out the necessary documents needed to whisk you away and do just that.


They'll take you to ABJ FCIID and one guy at the ABJ OFFICE AREA F forming Honourable, he's work is to act as an intermediary between the cops and the victim.


He negotiates the release and prolly takes a cut out of the whole cheese you drop.


Its pretty messed up and 100% hardcore what goes down in our legal & security department.


Everyone gets a cut from the CP of DSS to the boys. its like getting stuck between the Devil and the Deep Sea.

Anywhere you turn to you're fired by the horns of the bull charging at you head-on.


LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.


Bad Cops are everywhere in every country but as much as it hurts me to say this,ours is NEXT LEVEL. And it's heartbreaking �.


I can't have kids in this country man. I won't forgive myself if I do.

trevorhorace:
Arsenal and fans you guys will die in Europa and 5th. mark my words.

may e bee. bad mouth somebody

Tonymegabush1:
.

Definitely and liverpool are really top of their game, well it might end up in a draw but am not seeing a win 4 liverpool

abeg how many minutes dey done play? my baby is bent on watching cartoon network

Hey bra. Its ok to be scared. But then get the girl postinor2 within the next 2 days. The normal prescription is the 2pills at once.

NB: make sure she takes it in your very before.

2ndly, there's this OTC anti-STI pill i just can't place the name but here's the pic below.

I know it sounds cliche but ALWAYS use protection. I've worked in a medical facility. I've seen fine-ass babes with the virus.

But then we still gotta heed to our hormones every now and then. stay safe chap

**modified***

drug name is Doxycycline

AngryIgboMan:


Am very serious. Heavy rain oo. Seems God is the last resort. He is watching. There plans will always fail. Christmas is coming and this people are hunting massive blood. But our God is in the heavens 8[/b]

Sorry about the fire but then why drag God into this? Why blame it on spirits and unseen beings? Why him no send rains for Ochanja 2 days ago??

Next thing you're saying its 'people' hunting for blood??

NOBODY IS HUNTING NIGERIA.
NO ENEMY IS KILLING YOU ALL.
RELIGION DONE BLIND OUR SENSEs.

Let's learn to take RESPONSIBILITY and hold the government accountable for once!!!

Religion go just make us we no fit reason analytically like human beings.

I weep for my country

Boys its that time of the year again

Mpcoll001:
All this celebrities sef making our youths do anything to make money... Davido's dad is very reach, una no be mate!

In another news, I'm a tailor!

plss where are you located