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Romance / Sex In The Dream. by Purpletee(f): 3:00pm On Jul 18, 2016
What does having sex in the dream entail?

Not just random sex o...but passionate, hot sex.
Celebrities / Re: Happy 34th Birthday To The Founder And CEO Of Nairaland Forum by Purpletee(f): 1:50am On Jul 17, 2016
HBD oga sir....
Romance / Re: Singlez- Describe Your Last Relationship Break Up With Music Titles by Purpletee(f): 1:47am On Jul 17, 2016
1st stage - poison by Beyonce
2nd stage - when there was me and you by (Vanessa hudges) High school musical
3rd stage - someone like you by adele
Celebrities / Re: . by Purpletee(f): 9:40pm On Jul 16, 2016
pic or adonblivit
Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 9:23pm On Jul 16, 2016
vizkiz:


I dey tell you. I have been eyeing one girl though and I know a mod likes her too cry


chaii....better look for another girl to eye o.
Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 7:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
vizkiz:


hmmm...I have committed loads of crime on Nairaland that got me several ban...but the "greatest" so far way the last one, trying to defend someone from a bully then I got two weeks ban! undecided

Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 7:21pm On Jul 16, 2016
vizkiz:


hmmm...I have committed loads of crime on Nairaland that got me several ban...but the "greatest" so far way the last one, trying to defend someone from a bully then I got two weeks ban! undecided

angry grin that mod no like you at all o....but nwoke bia o...are you sure you've not been eyeing a mod's girl....


make I respect myself before I get ban too.[color=#000099][/color]
Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 7:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
NotoriousAIG:



Have you ever had sex on a first date?
yes

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 7:04pm On Jul 16, 2016
NotoriousAIG:
Purpletee Truth or Dare.
Truth
Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 6:47pm On Jul 16, 2016
vizkiz:


Truth cheesy

what's the greatest crime you've ever committed on NL that gave you a ban?
Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by Purpletee(f): 5:22pm On Jul 16, 2016
vizkiz truth or dare.
Romance / Re: THE BABY DADDY Issue * by Purpletee(f): 12:16am On Jul 16, 2016
the posters above me sha..

if its a baby mama now Una go criticize tire.
Celebrities / Re: Fan Blasts Munachi Abii For "Posting Too Many Photos", Says She's 35 Years by Purpletee(f): 11:33pm On Jul 15, 2016
@muna01...don't mind her,keep posting selfie pictures till you reach my great grandma's age...then you can now get married to that your baby lover...


wondering what you will tell your kids about the age gap

that's if you eventually get married to him.

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Romance / Re: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by Purpletee(f): 11:09pm On Jul 15, 2016
confistified:
They mostly use rape/molestation to cover up
I was raped wen I was young undecided

such do happen...or don't you read about old men raping young girls this days

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Romance / Re: Life Is Too Good To Me But I Am Single by Purpletee(f): 7:45pm On Jul 15, 2016
hope in God...the good ones are still out there.
Romance / Re: Blackandwhite Picture Challenge! by Purpletee(f): 7:33pm On Jul 15, 2016
here is my ugly face.

modified: picture removed

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Romance / Re: (Lwkmd) Pictures You Can Relate To in Nairaland by Purpletee(f): 11:42am On Jul 13, 2016
I can relate.
Romance / Re: Ladies Get In Here!!! by Purpletee(f): 10:09am On Jul 12, 2016
hell yea
Romance / Re: Do U Like It Wen A Guy Moans During Sex by Purpletee(f): 10:06am On Jul 12, 2016
totally love it 101%
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Alleged Baby Mama Shows Of Her Baby Bump by Purpletee(f): 4:09am On Jul 11, 2016
OK o....Burna bunny boy...where at thou??
Family / Re: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by Purpletee(f): 5:23am On Jul 06, 2016
[quote author=DevGuru post=47211430]NOTICE: Please, my story is still very long despite that I tried very hard to remove some unnecessary portions. But if you can be patient to read it to the end, then you are ready to give a mature opinion.

I am a Yoruba guy married to another Yoruba lady who happened to be the last of seven children. We met at the University and had a long courtship before we got married in 2014. I loved her so much and I believe she loved me too. We were each other's best friends. Shortly before we began to plan the wedding, on one faithful afternoon, I was watching the TV in my living room when I began to feel a slight pain in my lower abdomen. It got more intense within few hours and I had to go to a nearby hospital and by that time, the pain was inside my scrotum. The young doctor there didn't understand what was wrong and started injecting me with pain killers. I was kept there till midnight. The next morning, I noticed that one of my testicle was swelling up. I hen went to a teaching hospital where Orchitis was first diagnosed. After a week of antibiotics with no improvement, a consultant examined me and said it was torsion which should have been surgically corrected within few hours from the onset of the pain. As at that time, the testicle was dead. I had to go for surgery to have the dead one removed. My wife (then my fiancé) was with me in the hospital. She assured me that everything would be fine and that we could have as many kids as we wanted with just one left. I loved her the more.

Now we have a very beautiful daughter who obviously has my genes and delights everyone around her with her alluring beauty. We nearly lost her to a strange illness some months back but for God who used my mum to restore our daughter. That's another long story but not for this thread. My mum loves my family so much that even my wife knows that she can lay down her life for us to be fine. Since we got married, my wife hasn't worked owing partly to our daughter's health which is now very perfect. It's not been easy for me working day and night to feed the family and paying bills in a 3-bedroom apartment in Lagos but God has been helping us. My wife was so much loved in my family that people around thought she was my mum's daughter. Very hardworking and homely.

A little into her own family setup too... She has 4 female and 2 male siblings. All her siblings are married but very close to the parents. Because my wife and I were very close, I was aware of most of the happenings in their family, but I never even gave any thought to them on how they might affect my own marriage.... long story...

Last month, I repeatedly got home late due to an official event which I told my wife and I was talking to her on phone. One morning, she gave me a wild look and warned me never to come late again. I quickly noticed the strangeness in her actions and I comported myself by saying "I'm sorry, it won't happen again". We ate together and I left for work. I returned much earlier and was with her and my daughter for a couple of hours before went to bed after I told her I had a meeting the next morning.

Is her sisters married?
Events / Happy Eid Mubarak by Purpletee(f): 2:09am On Jul 05, 2016
you fasted,you prayed,
you have been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So your merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak
Romance / Re: If You Are Ask To Collect #100,000 Each From All Your EX How Much Wil You Get by Purpletee(f): 1:41am On Jul 05, 2016
rawpadgin:
u startd keeping boyfriend @ the tender age of 12 little wonder u arrived @ 3million. u've dated 30 hefty men & u stil in ur 20's, u will probarbly lost count b4 u get married

Girls are now women.
Literature / Re: Great Memories As An Abusite. by Purpletee(f): 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
abusite ,naturally ahead of you.

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Celebrities / Re: See The Endtime Cake I Saw On Social Media That Has Got Everyone Talking(pic) by Purpletee(f): 11:29pm On Jul 04, 2016
looking yummy sha..


but mummy told me to stay away from such grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates Birthday At Cokobar,UK(photos) by Purpletee(f): 11:24pm On Jul 04, 2016
hope we won't hear another story of you impregnating another oyibo...
Celebrities / Re: Producer, Puffytee Calls Out Oritsefemi, Danku Over Unpaid Dues by Purpletee(f): 11:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
another stunt abi??
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Davido Cannot Afford My Mansion - Nigerian Artist by Purpletee(f): 11:14pm On Jul 04, 2016
20k daily...with this economy... make them no kidnap you plus your G wey you wan send the money oooo

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Celebrities / Re: MTN Madness: I Can't Stop Laughing - Dem Think Say Dem Sabi Book Pass Me by Purpletee(f): 11:31am On Jul 04, 2016
do you know that I just commented on Nairaland?
do you know that my moniker is purpletee?
do you know that I am a female?
do you know that Seun is the CEO of Nairaland?
do you know that Oga lala is a supermod that bans anyhow on Nairaland?
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor Confess The Names Of Movie Producers That Sleep With Actress by Purpletee(f): 12:03pm On Jul 02, 2016
gan gan
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Onoriode's Triplets Turn One-Year-Old by Purpletee(f): 12:15pm On Jul 01, 2016
so identical.



I pity the husbands of the ladies...them go confuse gan

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