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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Purvan(m): 9:57am On Aug 04, 2023
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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 9:53am On Aug 04, 2023
Botragelad:

You're having a laugh if you think this cake is yours. It's well lush and smooth, like it was made by a proper baker or someone who's got a knack for it. You can't just nick a cake that looks this good and expect no one to notice.

And look at the way it's sliced. It's like they did it for a photoshoot or something, to show off how nice the creaming is. It's too perfect to be done by someone who just wants a munch, unless they're taking snaps of it to flog their food blog. You're well out of order, bud. This cake is not for you.
Correct me if I'm wrong!


What's your point exactly ?

Puta madre y
Romance / Re: Really I Think Bbnaija Is Just Another Waste Of Valuable Viewing Time by Purvan(m): 9:50am On Aug 04, 2023
BBN is the same thing as football



Both of them are coherently useless
Romance / Re: by Purvan(m): 9:49am On Aug 04, 2023
Two kids spotted
Romance / Re: Elon Musk Announces Tesla Phone by Purvan(m): 9:47am On Aug 04, 2023
CIA bot net
Education / Re: Meet The 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Who Achieved Bsc, Msc, And Started Phd by Purvan(m): 8:18am On Aug 04, 2023
Upon alll these certificates, she never marry
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by Purvan(m): 5:22am On Aug 04, 2023
tensazangetsu20:


They won't come and say this one here na grin grin grin. Them know me. That's how the idiots are saying Botswana is better than Brazil. I pity who takes advice from nairaland with regards to south america. Aside Venezuela and Bolivia, there are no African countries that can measure up to any of the countries in south America. Visa rejection rates for chileans before even VWP was less than 3 percent. Argentina is less than 3 percent. Uruguay is less than 3 percent. Nigeria is greater than 70 percent. Other countries have pretty much shadow banned Nigerian passport holders grin grin grin

Remove that Bolivia you put there
Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by Purvan(m): 5:15am On Aug 04, 2023
tensazangetsu20:
The weird street arts. It's on every building here

Almost every building in latam has those arts
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Chile Or Latin America, Gather Below by Purvan(m): 5:14am On Aug 04, 2023
Ecuador here :-)
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Purvan(m): 3:04am On Aug 04, 2023
Made peanut butter cake with peanut butter frosting angry grin

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Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 8:04pm On Aug 03, 2023
tensazangetsu20:


Where are the Brazilians crossing the Mexican border. Una go dey lie recklessly on nairaland.


Hehe:-)

Wetin Brazilian day find for Mexico??


The only places Brazilians go to is Portugal and Mozambique

Anything other that you're onwion

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Family / Re: I Need An Urgent 5k For Something Urgent. What Can I Do To Earn Your 5k? by Purvan(m): 8:01pm On Aug 03, 2023
5k only ??


Post snapshots of your boobs on here

Wait and see how simps wee be tropping in your DM to ask for your akant nomba

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Family / Re: Land Issue by Purvan(m): 7:57pm On Aug 03, 2023
Go to your arusi and tie down that your uncle before he do your papa something else
Romance / Re: How Can I Convince/confuse My Girlfriend To Have Threes0me? by Purvan(m): 7:50pm On Aug 03, 2023
Play lesbian porn for her to watch and touch her then remove your hands asap
Romance / Re: Guys, What Would Be Your Reaction If Your Girlfriend Proposed To You? by Purvan(m): 7:48pm On Aug 03, 2023
I go laff the bish die🤣

Take pic of her and use it as même on twitter

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Romance / Re: Guys What Turn you off From A Lady When You Want To Genuinely Approach Her? by Purvan(m): 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2023
The way she interacts and holds conversation



Most girls fail awfully at this point
Romance / Re: Is It Only Guys That Lose Interest After Sex? What About Girls? by Purvan(m): 7:41pm On Aug 03, 2023
Not every girl is the same


I used to date this nerdy babe in sec school , she doesn't give af what I was even I was a jerk and became more in love with me even I left her till date btw I was the one that tore her gift wrap :-)

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Romance / Re: Allakaduna Nzeogwu Knocks Women Who Despise Virgins. by Purvan(m): 7:33pm On Aug 03, 2023
Most of these niggers following this redpill bs are the real simps no cap

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Programming / Re: What Do You Think Of Building An Application Using Ruby On Rails? by Purvan(m): 7:09pm On Aug 03, 2023
PsychoTheRapist:
Who uses Ruby on Rails when you have something like laravel?


Startups :-)


No body uses laravel except for freelancers and medium sized companies
Programming / Re: My Goal Of Earning $40k/month Before December 2023 Startup by Purvan(m): 7:08pm On Aug 03, 2023
What's your startup solution all about?
Programming / Re: Recommend A Laptop For Web Or Ui/ux Design by Purvan(m): 7:07pm On Aug 03, 2023
MacBook Pro
Programming / Re: Where Can I Download Or Get The Python Software Free? by Purvan(m): 7:06pm On Aug 03, 2023
TF


Click download Python on your browser


No be everything person suppose tell you
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All Stars: Cross Steals A Kiss From Ceec (Photo) by Purvan(m): 7:04pm On Aug 03, 2023
Nothing day different from people way day watch football and people way day watch BBN



Two useless set of people:-)

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Politics / Re: S/E: Tinubu Appoints 3 Unpopular Women ,1 Ex Governor And Governorship Aspirant by Purvan(m): 6:42pm On Aug 03, 2023
Hehe:-)


My mom is in one of those pic


Guess which one and get $200 from me


Only one answer I need
Politics / Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu Makes ECOWAS Stronger. by Purvan(m): 6:40pm On Aug 03, 2023
Ecowas is filled with bunch of puppets controlled by Biden and his 4's


Russia and China are coming to liberate Africa from the chains the west had been holding Africa captive


Niger, Burkina Faso , Mali are coming for Nigeria and e go hot


Carry your family japa if you're in Nigeria because war is coming
Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Purvan(m): 6:32pm On Aug 03, 2023
Babygeek:
Hii.. Please does anyone know how I can make this type of image? Or where i can them on the web

Procreate on your iPad or MacBook
Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 5:06pm On Aug 03, 2023
JOGICE:
cheesy Except for bigBUNDA’s & very beautiful + curvy Ladies



A friend once attended their Rio carnival, when bro showed me pics_I couldn’t believe those girls where from this same earth.

Hehe

That happen when you race mix

Nigeria could've been like Brazil if dem British folks decided to bleep nigerian babes.

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Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 5:04pm On Aug 03, 2023
Shikena:

grin You have no idea what you are talking about. I know someone that escaped death more than 5 times in Baltimore USA. That's not an economic/development indicator.

Damn bruh
Baltimore is my city

I grew up in the projects

Back in the day dem mf popo used to burst down every nigger on the street
Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 4:36pm On Aug 03, 2023
ufotunang:
... unknown gun men?..so Brazil has high crime rate or ?


Not high crime rate


Depends on where you reside in Brazil

If you live in one those of favelas and you no be street


Just expect to get robbed every time
Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 4:30pm On Aug 03, 2023
SayNo2SmallPrik:

Your papa no get intl passport. Na bank account and SIM card make you get NIN sef. Village rat

Gerraouttahere C0cksucker
Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 4:20pm On Aug 03, 2023
AderonkeOlaniyi:


Mugu.

Cunt
Travel / Re: Four Nigerians, Rescued In Brazil, Survived 14 Days On A Ship's Rudder by Purvan(m): 4:20pm On Aug 03, 2023
SayNo2SmallPrik:

You Dey talk nonsense with confidence, same you wey say you go Brazil in your dream. Sule

STFU
You want mek I brag say I go Brazil

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